Bigfoot Spotted Sneaking Around Below Bald Eagle Nest, Multiple Outlets Report (cnet.com)

Take it with a pinch of salt. Maybe some more. Eric Mack, writing for CNET:Bigfoot, that mysteriously unkempt and anti-social gentlemen of the woodlands, has again made an appearance on camera in his trademark blurry yet intriguing style. This time the legendary cryptid has apparently been captured on the CarbonTV Eagle Cam in northern Michigan. The live webcam is trained on a bald eagle nest 100 feet (30 meters) above the ground near the Platte River State Fish Hatchery. In the aforementioned video we see a dark lumbering figure talking into frame about 10 seconds into the clip. The shadowy silhouette of something clearly bipedal makes its way through the stand of trees before walking out of frame. While the creature appears to fit the traditional description of Bigfoot, it also could pretty easily be explained as a bear or a human. Because the camera is capturing the forest floor looking down from 100 feet up, the perspective is a little screwy and it's hard to get much clarity.Further reporting on Time, and Fox.

Comments

Well, that's it

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm convinced the editors have resorted to trolling us now.

Explained...by a dude who knows there's a webcam

[xxxJonBoyxxx]

Where there are webcams, there will be trolls who put something unexpected into the frame, just far enough away to trick the eye. I may have...er...known someone...who's done this before.

Blurry?

[harrkev]

Maybe bigfoot is blurry in real life?

Re:Bears can be bipedal

[Fire_Wraith]

Wookies, for instance.

Slashdot

[vadim_t]

I remember back when it was "Slashdot: News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters"

Now it seems it's ever trending towards "Slashdot: News for Morons, Inane Bullshit"

Re:Anonymous Coward Spotted Getting First Post

[Oswald McWeany]

Maybe it's Donald Trump in the bigfoot costume? Big foot, small hands!

A viable 3rd party at last

[npslider]

Write-in BigFoot-Nessie 2016.

Change we CAN'T believe in!

Dana Gould

[ThatsNotPudding]

"Funny how after everyone had phones with cameras, the number of UFO sightings really dropped off."

Re:Bears can be bipedal

[Thud457]

If I was bigfoot, I'd dress up as a clown so nobody would know it's me.


Also, everybody knows bigfoot is always blurry because he only partially phases into our reality.
Bigfoot's not real, he's SQRT(-real).

There is No Sasquatch - The Evidence is Clear

[crunchygranola]

Although the catch phrase "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" is often repeated, it is fundamentally nonsense - unless elaborately qualified.

If you thoroughly search a room looking for a suspect, and do not find him or her, you know they are not in the space searched. Absence of evidence can obviously be extremely strong evidence of absence if you have effective tools to look for the evidence.

We now have the equivalent situation with respect to "Sasquatch".

With the advent of environmental DNA (eDNA) monitoring, a technology that has been available now for nearly 20 years, it is possible to survey the animals present in an environment, without ever seeing them, by detecting the traces of DNA they inevitably leave behind. When you consider forensic DNA analysis, analyzing the traces of DNA left on most any object you interact with, the technique is almost 30 years old. No one has ever detected the DNA of an unknown non-human primate in North America.

All of the Sasquatch "evidence" - footprints, disturbed areas, supposed feeding or gathering spots, claimed coprolites, etc. would be loaded with Sasquatch DNA if it was real. Nope, no Sasquatch DNA anywhere. At this point we can close the book on the theory that there is, or has ever been, a Sasquatch.