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Clinton Campaign Considered Bill Gates, Tim Cook For Vice President (theverge.com)

WikiLeaks has been releasing thousands of emails over the past couple of weeks belonging to Hillary Clinton's campaign chair John Podesta. One of the more interesting tidbits revealed from the email dump was the list of potential running mates considered by Clinton's campaign. The Verge reports: Clinton's vice presidential candidates, while not altogether surprising, include some vaguely interesting choices like Bill and Melinda Gates, Apple CEO Tim Cook, and General Motors CEO Mary Barra. In the mail, Podesta says he has organized the list into "rough food groups," one of which includes all the people mentioned above. Xerox CEO Ursula Burns and Starbucks CEO Howard Shultz are also in this "food group," along with Michael Bloomberg. With just under 40 names on the list, it's not immediately obvious how close any of these people came to actually being asked to take on the role (Tim Kaine is on the list).

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  1. other options in the emails by nimbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. former stockbroker, investment advisor, and financier Bernie Madoff
    2. owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Charles Montgomery Burns
    3. elderly Scottish anthropomorphic Pekin Scrooge McDuck
    4. A large slightly moist burlap sack of cash marked "campaign finance reform or whatever"

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  2. Tim Cook for VP! by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tim on the campaign trail:

    We're going to get you new, way, way thinner voting machines with hermetically sealed cases! They'll run ALL DAY on the lithium battery (claim based on "average voter" use in our testing laboratories.) You can pick any vote you like (available from our snazzy new "vote store.") Plus, look at the courageous new cylindrical design! Cylindrical and thin! Isn't that cool?

    Oh, and one more thing...

    If you have trouble, you can take your issues to our "Genius Bar", where certified "vote experts" will solve all your problems; they'll even submit your vote for you!

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