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Web Bluetooth Opens New Abusive Channels (dailydot.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Recently, browsers are starting to ship Web Bluetooth API, soon to become a component of Web of Things. Web Bluetooth will allow to connect local user devices with remote web sites. While offering new development and innovation possibilities, it may also open a number of frightening security and privacy risks such as private data leaks, abuses and complexity. Web Bluetooth as currently defined by W3C may introduce unexpected data leaks such as location, and personally-identifiable data. "There are numerous examples of data processing methods possible of extracting insight previously seemingly hidden," said Steve Hegenderfer, director of Developer Programs at the Bluetooth Special Interest Group. "With Web Bluetooth, core security and privacy responsibility is delegated to the already powerful Web browser. Browsers should consider the types of information made available to websites and act accordingly in designing their data privacy layers." Is pairing kettles with web sites a good idea?

87 comments

  1. What could possible go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /s

  2. No more web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The idea and the platform is a joke. The standardization guys must be drunk.

    1. Re:No more web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No drunk people come up with things like IP over carrier pigeon, something this daft is done deliberately

    2. Re:No more web by aqui · · Score: 1

      I already run several VMs to support legacy (aka windows) apps on my desktop..

      Sounds like its time to stick the browser in its own locked down VM with only the minimum connectivity it needs to function.

      Vbox VM running Seamless mode (containing a small minimal linux install) is fantastic for this. You can even snapshot and fully lock the sucker down.
      That and with Seamless mode it appears just like an app on the desktop.

      Qubes OS (https://www.qubes-os.org/) is looking more interesting by the minute.

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  3. Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    LUDDITE software is shitty and can't use wireless AppTooth devices correctly! Modern appy app apps using AppTooth via AppApps are appier!

    Apps!

    1. Re:Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming soon to an AppStore near you

    2. Re:Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only LUDDITES use AppStores. True Appers App their Apps from the AppApps.

    3. Re:Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Appsy apps app app assey apps!

    4. Re:Only apps can app apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True appers app apps from inside apps!

  4. Who are the faggots who WANT this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who are the faggots who WANT this... on the consumer side of things, I mean.

    Obviously every hacker, big company and burgeoningly totalitarian government does.

    1. Re:Who are the faggots who WANT this... by bjwest · · Score: 1

      Who are the faggots who WANT this... on the consumer side of things, I mean.

      The same IoS (Ineternet of Sheeple) that want their garage door, light bulbs and door locks on the internet because marketing told them they do.

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    2. Re: Who are the faggots who WANT this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the trend. Maybe I'm a crusty old man, but I feel like I say this about every other thing that comes up on slashdot- who the fuck wants that?! The future tech seems to be designed by a non-stop parade of idiots.

  5. Why not? by nospam007 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Is pairing kettles with web sites a good idea?"

    Why not? I remember fondly the first coffeepot camera on the web, even if it 'leaked' the location of the pot and the hands of those serving themselves.

    1. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why not?

      Because your kettle isn't the only Bluetooth device in your home. There's also speakers, microphones, and dildos which you might want to keep private from every website you browse.

    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is pairing kettles with web sites a good idea?"

      Pairing most websites with stinking, clogged, overflowing, buried-in-turds-and-maggots toilets seems like an excellent idea.

    3. Re:Why not? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not? Let's see... Internet of Thing botnets are already in the hands of script-kiddies / hackers... we don't really know who, and they've already demonstrated that they have the ability to negatively impact large portions of the internet. And that was the low hanging fruit. It really feels like we need to slow down a bit and figure out how to harden and secure our infrastructure from bad actors before we start inventing new ways for our devices to be used to attack a very important global resource.

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    4. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I can't see any potential issues with random websites (or the ads therein) connecting to my phone/car/baby monitor/etc etc. That's obviously 100% equivalent to some random geek sticking a webcam next to a coffee pot. What could possibly go wrong?

    5. Re:Why not? by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Pfft what kind of crazy un-'Mercun drizzle you spouting there? Any cost that has to be borne by others, or can be hidden on our next quarterly is a cost we can fully ignore in our quest for innovation and profit! Anything less is communism!

  6. The foxes own the hen house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Web Bluetooth as currently defined by W3C may introduce unexpected data leaks such as location, and personally-identifiable data

    The leaks aren't unexpected, all new web technologies are being designed that way on purpose. When advertisers make up the standards body, this is what we get.

    1. Re:The foxes own the hen house by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't really see the problem. Web site asks if it can access your Bluetooth device, just like it can already request your location and access to your webcam, and you click "no". Even better, you set the default to "no".

      If the website can override that, you are screwed anyway because it already owns your computer.

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    2. Re:The foxes own the hen house by sittingnut · · Score: 1, Troll

      Even better, you set the default to "no".

      you would. most average users would not change the default. market leadership of M$ applications and windows is proof. most isheep wont either.

      so the real question is whether such people needs to be protected? imo no.

    3. Re:The foxes own the hen house by sinij · · Score: 2

      so the real question is whether such people needs to be protected? imo no.

      As experts, we need to make informed decisions with greater public good in mind. Just like doctors and asbestos. The alternative is abnormal behavior gets normalized and security-conscious and privacy-aware choices are removed based on false consensus.

    4. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup just like that, and I don't want that either, the web as data-push/data-slurp is not the web I want, it's not an OS I want, and I don't want it in a browser or a phone.

      The people who do push this and use this, on either end of the pipe are not people or organizations I want any contact with.

      Someone please fork the web and leave this one to 'the kind of people who do this'* and 'the kinds of people who want this'*

      * replace these with the appropriate Tourette syndrome alternative.

    5. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If the website can override that,

      The website won't try to override the device, it'll try to override the user. It will just keep pestering the user with requests to access BT until the user caves in.

      Guess how people respond to error messages, let alone security alerts related to e.g. certificates? "I want that thing out of the way, it keeps me from doing something."

    6. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just like it asks you if you want it to play HTML5 audio/video, right?

    7. Re:The foxes own the hen house by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Before you make that claim you need to prove that location tracking is somehow incredibly detrimental to the life of people. Presently it seems like little more than a false economy which inadvertently also props up the free internet.

    8. Re: The foxes own the hen house by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Well if I can't make a better decision than asbestos then I give up!

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    9. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Altrag · · Score: 1

      The trouble is always the carrot.. well that and poorly designed interfaces.

      Eventually someone will invent something that a significant number of people "must" have. And then your browser will give you a single all-encompassing "allow this site to access your bluetooth devices?"

      And even though all you really wanted was to allow FB to upload images to your bluetooth-enabled digital picture frame, suddenly FB (and all of their apps and partners and whoever else) also has access to your mouse and your gamepad and your webcam and every other device you own that happens to have a bluetooth interface.

      I mean there's no question that you need "simple" interfaces for the technically illiterate, but unfortunately that seems more often than not to end up being insanely broad and almost never do they even have an "advanced" mode for people who know what they're doing to have more control.

    10. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Before you make that claim you need to prove that location tracking is somehow incredibly detrimental to the life of people.

      If you were to emerge from your little bubble of safety with eyes open and brain engaged, I think you'd very quickly find plenty of cases in which it could be incredibly detrimental to some people.

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    11. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Altrag · · Score: 1

      It would certainly be detrimental if your boss decided to check up on you on your day off and discovered you were at a competitor's office -- kind of suggests you're looking at other employment.

      Or something less drastic: If McDonald's notices you're close to a Burger King and suddenly you get 14 text messages with deals for Big Macs. Perhaps not "incredibly" detrimental but certainly annoying as hell, especially if you happened to just be sitting at a stop light and had no intention of going into Burger King in the first place.

      And that's not even starting to get into the really serious issues. Imagine if the US Govt had the capability of tracking Snowden back in 2013.. or even today. I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to sneak an operative into Russia.

      Its not just location -- privacy in general is granted as a right in the US constitution (as well as many many other countries to some extent or another) not because every person requires it 100% of the time, but because many people require it _sometimes_ and you never know when you will become that person for whatever reason.

      Most constitutional rights are like that. The right to free speech is kind of meaningless for the vast majority of most peoples' lives because very few of us say anything that's super controversial, and even more rarely do we say it to someone who cares enough to persecute us. But those few people who truly need freedom of speech benefit us all by being able to say what they need to say without (as much) fear.

    12. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you make that claim you need to prove that location tracking is somehow incredibly detrimental to the life of people.

      If you were to emerge from your little bubble of safety with eyes open and brain engaged, I think you'd very quickly find plenty of cases in which it could be incredibly detrimental to some people.

      Name three instances where normal people are negatively impacted.

    13. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Define "normal people".

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    14. Re:The foxes own the hen house by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      36 words and no example.

      And I said "people". Not the average person who is unaffected. If someone is in this situation then they are probably taking precautions, just like I don't go near peanuts, but that doesn't stop me from saying we should abolish peanuts everywhere.

    15. Re:The foxes own the hen house by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It would certainly be detrimental if your boss decided to check up on you on your day off and discovered you were at a competitor's office -- kind of suggests you're looking at other employment.

      Well yes that would be majorly detrimental to my boss. I on the other hand would benefit greatly from the resulting payout.

      Or something less drastic: If McDonald's notices you're close to a Burger King and suddenly you get 14 text messages with deals for Big Macs.

      And here's a great scenario that is countered by evidence, given how the ability to track your phone location accurately already exists, as does advertising.

      Imagine if the US Govt had the capability of tracking Snowden back in 2013.. or even today.

      I don't need to imagine it. They were tracking him. He was an employee of the NSA. Their problem is they didn't act on anything until after it was too late. They knew exactly where he went and when and didn't think much of it until later.

      That's the thing about tracking. People come up with all these wondeful doomsday scenarios that just simply don't pan out in pretty much every democratic nation in the world. Sure if I was living in North Korea the answer may be different, but then likely I would also have the common sense to simply decline the ability for a website to access whatever you think the latest privacy issue is.

    16. Re:The foxes own the hen house by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      User vigilance has never been a satisfactory solution to any security problem. Why would this be the first?

    17. Re: The foxes own the hen house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democratic governments can become umdemocratic.
      And there are plenty of examples of security issues that were "unanticipated" or arose from a "hey why not" attitude. The Mirai botnet being the latest.

    18. Re:The foxes own the hen house by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Well yes that would be majorly detrimental to my boss. I on the other hand would benefit greatly from the resulting payout.

      Depends how well that interview went. And whether your boss thought you were worth increasing your pay or just lets you go for being disloyal. Most people don't tell their boss that they're looking for new employment until they're already fairly certain they've landed something for a reason.. or unless they're basically just bluffing in order to get a raise.

      And here's a great scenario that is countered by evidence, given how the ability to track your phone location accurately already exists, as does advertising.

      Yes, but so far those things aren't linked (unless you explicitly download McDonald's app or something.) I'm talking about a world where your tracking information is just publicly available (for the narrower definition of "public" that means "large corporations," which seems to be the definition that those kind of things tend to be targeted towards.)

      Their problem is they didn't act on anything until after it was too late. They knew exactly where he went and when and didn't think much of it until later.

      My guess is "too late" was right around the time he decided to start doing something that would cause the NSA to want to pay attention. Who cares how many times he went grocery shopping in the year prior to leaking the documents? They want to know where he is _now_. And they would have especially loved to know where he was prior to his being granted asylum (ie: if anything happened to him today that could be tracked to US interference, there would be a bit of a political stink raised I'd guess, as that would somewhat undermine Russian security.)

      wondeful doomsday scenarios that just simply don't pan out

      Yet. It only takes apathy to give up your freedoms. It usually takes a revolution to get freedoms back. Are you willing to sit back and do nothing just hoping that these doomsday scenarios will continue to not pan out?

  7. Can you hear me now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad. Facebook will suddenly have always-listening enabled to any paired bluetooth headsets.

    1. Re:Can you hear me now? by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      Or worse, Facebook will be able to "conveniently" unmute the headphones and raise the volume to make SURE you hear the ad they've embedded on the page.

  8. Why TF? by I4ko · · Score: 0

    Why, Why? People want their names written with urine on the wall so they invent useless new standards?

    PAN is a perfectly adequate 3Mbps IP transport (actually level 2) between 7 Bluetooth devices and a host. You can run real network there.

  9. Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by unixisc · · Score: 1

    .... why is it a good idea to come up w/ yet another wireless standard when we have existing ones? Like if my rice cooker needs to connect to the internet, why not just use a legacy 802.11a chipset to let it link up to the internet at slow speeds? Do the things on the internet of things need to be high bandwidth as well, if they are not delivering intensive data, such as video data?

    Also, if Bluetooth needs to be enhanced, why not make it something that allows not just 1:1, but many:many connections? Like I have 2 tablets, either of which could connect to a Bluetooth speaker I have at home. Or 2 phones, either of which could connect to my car navigation system. Why not have it such that either of them could access the speaker if it's idle, and that it would only fail to connect - or request an interruption - if the resource in question is already being used?

    1. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Princeofcups · · Score: 2

      .... why is it a good idea to come up w/ yet another wireless standard when we have existing ones? Like if my rice cooker needs to connect to the internet, why not just use a legacy 802.11a chipset to let it link up to the internet at slow speeds? Do the things on the internet of things need to be high bandwidth as well, if they are not delivering intensive data, such as video data?

      Wait until that rice cooker comes with an always on advertising screen. Won't happen? I can list out the gas stations I refuse to go to for this very reason. It's only a matter of time. Oh you want the one without advertising? Only Bloomingdales carries that, and it's a bit pricey.

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    2. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by unixisc · · Score: 2

      Oh, I wasn't commenting on the privacy or intrusive aspects of the technology: depending on the 'thing', I happen to believe that an Internet of Things can be good or bad. I was commenting on the idea of extending Bluetooth to connect to the web, as opposed to just leveraging an existing but old technology that has ceded mindshare to more recent versions, like 802.11n or ac. But you are right - if it has an advertising screen, 802.11a won't do

      About IoT itself, I've in the past said it's good for some things. Like remotely opening your garage or house using your cellphone if a family member has forgotten the keys. But having it on a kettle or coffee maker or a rice cooker makes no sense. On a fridge, it might, if you have the fridge scan QR codes to note what's in it, and when it has run out. So that while I'm shopping, it can remind me that I'm out of eggs.

      On the advertising aspect, I just ignore them - at gas stations or elsewhere. Doesn't make me go out of my way to avoid them, and I refuse to pay more for the privilege

    3. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by freeze128 · · Score: 0

      You only visit gas stations that DON'T display ads on the pump screens? Do you only drive down roads that don't have billboards on them? Do you shop at stores that play muzak that DOESN'T have commercials between the songs?

      Jeez! I can see people being a LITTLE upset about ads on websites, because it uses up THEIR bandwidth, but I think you're taking the whole "Anti-Advertising" thing a little too far.

    4. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans still have to go to the fridge to GET something. If they are not mindful enough to notice that they just used the last of something, or it's low, neglect to buy more proactively and then find it's gone next time, then FUCK them. Do not enable those fucking retards.

      A cellphone to unlock your house is a godsend for any hacker who wants to rob your place easily without ever leaving a trace. And it doesn't solve the problem of those forgetful people forgetting their PHONE too. At least, until it's literally attached to them like an animal tag.

      There is NO good reason for IoT. It is PURELY a means to track, further dull the mind and body, and trick people into wasting more money.

    5. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I rent a place that doesn't have a leasing office nearby. A few weeks ago, I accidentally got locked out, and had to call in a locksmith, and pay $250 out of pocket given the type of lock it was. Something like being able to unlock it w/ my cellphone would have been a godsend. The issues you raised just makes security a bigger deal than it currently is w/ just websites, but it's something that has to be considered anyway. And no, my phone is in a wallet case w/ my cards, so just as I'd never forget my wallet, I automatically don't forget my phone

    6. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I will never buy a rice cooker with an advertising screen. As long as there is a consumer demand for such products, they shall exist.

      You're going to have to lower the price of an application A LOT before someone will accept an ad-only version. 15 years ago they were trying to sell ad-supported PCs on the cheap. People wouldn't touch them. A rice cooker is a much cheaper product than a PC. There isn't enough wiggle room in price to force people to get an ad-supporting version.

      Now a refrigerator, maybe. Sell me an ad supported fridge for $100 instead of $500 for the non ad supported version and maybe I'll consider it... MAYBE, depending on how intrusive the ads are and if they don't have sound. (I'd probably sabotage the speaker anyway).

      / I too refuse to shop at petrol stations that play ads. Fewer have them now though than they used to because it does drive away customers.

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    7. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      I do too... not the ones that display ads on their screens. That's harmless, I don't look at them, I look away.

      The ones I avoid are the ones with the supplemental screens and speakers that play at loud volumes advertising their products. A screen I can deal with, a speaker. NOPE. Speakers hijack your ears.

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    8. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by c · · Score: 1

      But having it on a kettle or coffee maker or a rice cooker makes no sense.

      On a kettle, no.

      I'd love it on a coffee maker because I actually use the delay brew feature. Give me a clock that adjust for DST and a delay brew that I can sync to my schedule and I'd be kinda happy.

      DST compensation in itself could, IMHO, justify anything with a clock capability to be IoT capable.

      It might be useful on a rice cooker (or anything else that takes a long time) for notifying you when it's done cooking.

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    9. Re: Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ads are ugly, garish and intentionally designed to grab your attention. They uglify anywhere they are placed and reduce slightly human happiness. So yes, down with ads in all their forms.

    10. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      The *ONLY* clock in my house that I ever have to set is the one on the oven and that is because nobody makes an oven with a LW radio clock. I would have preferred an oven with a timer that if you didn't set the time didn't show anything, but apparently nobody wants one of those. Regardless on Sunday morning I will wake up with all my clocks all showing the right time within the second without me lifting a figure and none of them are connected to the internet (well apart from the computers and tablets and phones) and it's been like that for years now.

      Anyway I am sure you could use some IoT power socket things and a raspberry Pi to rig what you want up.

    11. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by anegg · · Score: 1

      And I guess that means that your rice cooker won't *function* unless its Internet connection is working... I mean, of course - the manufacturer might need to update it while it's in the middle of cooking your rice!

    12. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make a copy of your key and put it in your wallet.

    13. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by anegg · · Score: 1

      I even asked the owner of the gas station if he intended to keep the video advertising with the blaring sound going for more than just a test period... and he said he was. So I stopped getting gas there. I'm not sure if it made any difference to his sales, but at least I stopped being assaulted by advertising while gassing up my car.

      The most dystopian aspect of Blade Runner to my eyes and ears was the blaring advertisements. I thought to myself - no one would ever stand for that! Now there are blaring video kiosks as the mall, and on gas pumps, and web sites that hi-jack my own computer and software to blare their video advertisements in my home. Sheesh.

    14. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Why not automatically disable internet during cooking?

    15. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by c · · Score: 1

      Anyway I am sure you could use some IoT power socket things and a raspberry Pi to rig what you want up.

      Well, I'd use an ESP 8266 and relay, but my wife would have an easier time with an out-of-the-box experience...

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    16. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      A cellphone to unlock your house is a godsend for any hacker who wants to rob your place easily without ever leaving a trace.

      If it is implemented even slightly properly, it will be much more secure than a key. Burglars don't bother with the fiddling with the key anyway, they just open things you forgot to lock, or force things that aren't very robust.

    17. Re:Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      I did read a story about such an ad-supported PC, incidentally. IIRC a real PC, but an all-in-one with something like 4MB flash instead of a hard drive ; it booted into some browser thing that got you on the dial up Internet, but not without the company that made that offer as a middleman, and some obscene amount of screen space for advertising.
      People hacked the PC to run something else, but the company went out of business quickly anyway.
      (the story said the BIOS was somehow hardcoded into booting the flash and it was only practical for such things as linux with the / on NFS. but in the day a low end PC still cost serious money, so that was a great deal)

    18. Re: Enhanced bluetooth, and legacy standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that way the guy who mugs you has your address (on your DL) *and* a key.

  10. Spying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a great idea for the compaines pushing it. (Otherwise they wouldn't be pushing it, would they?) The purpose of "IOT" should be obvious by now: spying. That's why they're throwing billions of dollars at it -- because they know that the spying will return that investment many times over. Spying is big business, and it's only going to get bigger.

  11. engineered to be a disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wireless + internet. combine the two...

    • clueless users who just want the 'latest and greatest' gadgets as cheaply as possible
    • greedy manufacturers who never update their hardware, because there's 'no profit' in supporting cheap shit that's already been sold.
    • a never ending supply of script kiddies, spies and crooks all looking for vulnerable systems on the internet

    what do you get? hacks and botnets, of course, among other things...

    let us add....

    • a so-called "standard", primed for stealing personal data, that uses both wireless and the internet

    to the mix..

    what could possibly go wrong?

    everything

  12. "Bluetooth Web" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me get this straight, the purpose of the technology is so that a browser on a handheld device can interact with Bluetooth? Meh. Why have the mobile device act as a middleman? IoT is where we are going to go. This is a fad.

  13. IOT is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only LUDDITES use LUDDITE Internet of Things. Modern app appers use Appernet of Apps!

    Apps!

    1. Re:IOT is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seriously need to get help dude. It's unhealthy to appsess like that.

    2. Re: IOT is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should appologise to this guy, he's appy as he is

  14. WoS (Web of Shit) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. You really cannot underestimate the utter stupidity of the general public.

    The whole networking of everything whether it needs it or not is bad enough (and, with the exception of a few things, pretty pointless--unless data mining and surveillance is your thing). Even where it makes sense, the privacy and security compromises makes the incredibly minuscule value add not worth it for any but the most exhibitionistic among us (and for them that might be the selling point, because beyond that there really isn't much point for most things).

    We really should be referring to the so-called Web of Things (and every associated buzzword) as the "Web of Shit", as in "Web of Your Pricacy Don't Mean Shit to Us, and In fact we're going to sell your personal data and privacy for a profit after you've overpaid us for your Internet of Things . Thank you for Playing." How long until people are filmed by their TVs, and posted to porntube and sold for a profit? My guess, less than three years.

    We're rapidly reaching the point where a baby rattle will be a governance device (spying on us for the alt-right, the government, the (soon-to-be-created?) alt-left, your boss, your school principle, your perverted neighbor, your abusive spouse, etc).

    About the only tracking device I've ever wanted was a key chain for my house/car keys, but I'll take losing those every once in a while over the ubiquitous surveillance we're subjecting ourselves to otherwise.

  15. Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck with that on Linux at least.

    The Bluez stack on Linux is a disaster. I had to wrestle with it for a recent project on the Raspberry PI and it was a monumental pain in the backside.

    First of all, it absolutely requires D-BUS, so you need to add this monstrous dependency to your system. Want bluetooth inside your initrd? You're fucked (note that getting openssh - not that pale imitation dropbear - to work on initrd was relatively painless).

    Secondly, currently distros are transitioning between bluez 4 and 5, and most documentation (read: people banging on until it works... because, fuck you, there is no documentation) pertains to version 4.

    And finally, there are a bunch of stupid subtle things that take forever to get working that should be trivial (because, again, there's no documentation). For example, bluetoothctl can't change the name of your device, you need to edit some file somewhere for this (which means, it's not dynamic... except that sometimes you can change it with hciconfig and it "sticks", other times, it get overridden by something). Also, the relationship between the various hci*, bt*, bluez* utilities and bluetoothctl is not clear.

    So, yeah, good luck with that.

  16. what? why? by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

    Why the hell would I want to do this?

    Seriously, what is the use case?

  17. No no no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What can be better?

    Now we have standards how to connect IoT bluetooth toilet seats to Facebook!

  18. Re:English losing its elegance by arth1 · · Score: 0

    "I fondly remember [direct object]", not "I remember fondly [direct object]".

    English is really starting to lose its elegance,

    ITYM "English is starting to really lose its elegance," :p

    Anyhow, to lose something, you have to have it in the first place. I would argue that English has a lot going for it, like a huge vocabulary and not being prescriptive, but elegant is not how I would describe it. A language where "I love you" and "I love sausages" only differ in the object can never be elegant.

  19. It's a feature, not a Bug by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Seriously, you thought we weren't going to illegally and unconstitutionally spy on you in your own country?

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  20. Re:English losing its elegance by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Actually, I quite like the versatility of the English language, the way one can artistically change word order, and (sometimes) preserve the same meaning.

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  21. Re:English losing its elegance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're weird. Adverbs have very free order in English; you can grammatically stick them in most positions.

  22. Doing the doubtful by edittard · · Score: 1

    Web Bluetooth will allow to connect local user devices with remote web sites.

    Will also allow sentence not having getted one subject?

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  23. Re:English losing its elegance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    English ALSO has a lot of what we'd now call "forward error correction". You have to REALLY mangle English to render it unintelligible (at least, to a native speaker), or even to significantly change its meaning.

    Contrast that with Mandarin, where you could have a sentence where carelessly raising, then dropping, the pitch of some word in the middle of the sentence instead of simply dropping it could transform it from something a parent might say to their child into something that could be interpreted as crude, inflammatory sexual slang that would make guys in an American locker room cringe because it's *so* bad. Or Spanish, where nearly anything you say can be twisted into a sexual double-entendre *somewhere* in Latin America (this is apparently a huge problem faced by Spanish-language TV producers attempting to make content suitable for broadcast worldwide. Think about all the jokes regarding "Ms. Slocombe's pussy", and multiply them by a thousand...)

  24. Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    418 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
    This code was defined in 1998 as one of the traditional IETF April Fools' jokes, in RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, and is not expected to be implemented by actual HTTP servers. The RFC specifies this code should be returned by teapots requested to brew coffee.[49] This HTTP status is used as an easter egg in some websites, including Google.com.[50]

    I was the intent all along!

  25. FOSS by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    This may be the time when open source swoops in and saves the day by creating tools which will interfere and ignore certain intrusive 'standards' foisted upon the unsuspecting general public.
    I wonder if a device can be engineered to broadcast an interfering signal along the Bluetooth band and just kill the ability to function.

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    1. Re:FOSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be the time when open source swoops in and saves the day by creating tools which will interfere and ignore certain intrusive 'standards' foisted upon the unsuspecting general public.
      I wonder if a device can be engineered to broadcast an interfering signal along the Bluetooth band and just kill the ability to function.

      It would probably be more straight-forward to run Privoxy configured to filter the undesirable HTTP headers/responses.

    2. Re:FOSS by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say that Bluetooth is a mystery to me. I see what you are saying about blocking the transfer at the router level but what about prior to that point ? I have a dual band router from TWC, aka Spectrum, and I've kind of been wondering if things might be connecting to the outward facing network that I have no access to or control over, like IoT devices that might have a corporate deal from the get go with password or access deal worked out at the manufacturer level.

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  26. Perfect integration! by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    This will integrate seamlessly into the IoT botnet used to take down Dyn the other day!

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  27. Re:English losing its elegance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most. beautiful. language. ever.

    French 2nd.

  28. Re:English losing its elegance by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    A language where "I love you" and "I love sausages" only differ in the object can never be elegant.

    I hate to break this to you, but your example translates word-for-word (correctly) into a whole slew of languages.

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  29. Re:English losing its elegance by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    Contrast that with Mandarin, where you could have a sentence where carelessly raising, then dropping, the pitch of some word in the middle of the sentence instead of simply dropping it could transform it from something a parent might say to their child into something that could be interpreted as crude, inflammatory sexual slang that would make guys in an American locker room cringe because it's *so* bad.

    Not nearly as likely as it might seem. (To my relief, I might add.) For one thing, although each Chinese *character* represents a syllable, Chinese *words* are not necessarily monosyllables. While there are pairs that can be easily confused (e.g. mãi "buy" and mài "sell"), these tend not to be used in isolation for just that reason ("buy" is usually gòumãi, and "sell" is often shòumài). In addition, there's a lot of variation--even amongst Mandarin speakers, some words are spoken with different tones in different localities, so Mandarin speakers tend to have a very forgiving ear, just as most English speakers have no trouble recognising any of "ai", "ah", and "oi" as the first person singular pronoun that all English speakers write as "I".

    (I'm using the tilde to represent the low tone, BTW, because fucking Slashdot won't let me fucking use anything with a fucking caron. Idiots.)

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  30. Moronic question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the technology that's problematic, it's how you use it.
    I certainly could find a good use for this, others will find nefarious uses for it, and still some others will find a way to implement this radically bad.

  31. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am struggling to think of even one use case for this. Does anyone know of one?

    The summary mentions something about a teapot. So, the teapot pairs with a phone, laptop, etc. through which it can connect to remote servers? First, why does a teapot need to connect to a remote server. Second, assuming your teapot absolutely, positively does need to connect to a remote server, wouldn't it be easier to just put a WiFi adapter on the teapot and skip the Bluetooth-in-the-middle silliness?