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VW Admits Audi Automatic Transmission Software Can Change Test Behavior (cnet.com)

In response to a report via Bild am Sonntag last week, which found a new type of defeat device hidden inside an Audi automatic transmission, Volkswagen finally came around to admitting the findings. "Adaptive shift programs can lead to incorrect and non-reproducible results" in emissions tests, VW told Reuters on Sunday. CNET reports: Software in the AL 551 automatic transmission may detect testing conditions and shift in a way that minimizes emissions, only to act "normally" out on the road. Much like Dieselgate's defeat device, that leads to higher-than-imagined pollution, which could be in excess of legal limits. Audi's AL 551 can be found in both gas and diesel vehicles, including the A6, A8 and Q5. Volkswagen isn't going full mea culpa here, though. The automaker also told Reuters that its adaptive transmission software is meant to change shift points in order to improve on-road performance. Many automatic transmissions these days learn from driver input and tailor shifting to match a driver's style, which leads to a smoother drive. VW Group did not immediately return a request for comment.

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  1. Hay Sniffer by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Hey, the Hay Sniffer is a legitimate hack. This is the software routine that "sniffs the hay" to determine if you are out on a country road and not driving one of the Federal Cycles.

    My criterion is if you drive a Federal Cycle for real out on a highway, a test track, or a high school parking lot, it should give the same control coefficients as on the chassis rollers in Ann Arbor, Michigan. None of this "oh, only the back wheels are turning, I must be in Ann Arbor."

    But if it only gives Federal Cycle performance if you actually drive that way, good. If it gives you different performance for driving "off cycle", so much better.

  2. Is this the last surprize ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For $deity$ sake. Is this the final word ?
    Or tomorrow we will find that in test conditions it transform also in a unicycle ?

  3. no end to the cheating by supernova87a · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This just keeps on getting better and better. VW Group have simply not owned up to the depth of their cheating and been forthright with their cooperation.

    Our regulators should slap increasing penalties on each successive cheat they find, to penalize for the hiding of evidence over and above the violation itself.

    1. Re:no end to the cheating by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Time to put some GMs and Fords on the roller test banks. :)

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    2. Re:no end to the cheating by jrumney · · Score: 2

      It won't matter soon, because President Trump told us he will get rid of pesky regulatory bodies like the EPA.

    3. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he'll stop VWs from being imported since they're not American.

      Which might be good, considering we haven't seen American cheat cars yet. A lot cheaper than the obviously worthless EPA tests.

    4. Re:no end to the cheating by srw · · Score: 0

      Dunno, my 2001 Jimmy had a "secondary oxygen injector pump". I tried to figure out what it did after it failed. Near as I could tell, it blew fresh air into the exhaust system when the engine was cold so it had less (percentage) emmisions and could pass the test.

    5. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think there is such a thing as an American car, wow, you really are sucking that inbred cock. And I bet they are cheating.

    6. Re: no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 min of Google searching...

      Secondary air injection. It is a real and useful for emission control. Primarily to ensure efficient functioning of the catalytic converter.

    7. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VW have acknowledged everything as soon as they found out, they have suspended everyone who could have had anything to do with it, they have issued recalls, cooperated with authorities and negotiated settlements with customers. Most of the other manufacturers that were caught cheating have not even admitted.

    8. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he'll stop VWs from being imported since they're not American.

      The vast majority of VWs sold in the US are made in North America.

      Which might be good, considering we haven't seen American cheat cars yet. A lot cheaper than the obviously worthless EPA tests.

      GM, Ford and Chrysler have a long history of cheating. They have been fined token amounts occasionally, but most of the time they got away very easily.

    9. Re:no end to the cheating by msauve · · Score: 2

      Not quite. It blows more air into the exhaust pre-catalyst. The engine also runs a bit rich deliberately. Both happen for a short time after a cold start, and the net effect is to put fuel and oxygen into the catalytic converter, which heats it up and gets it working faster, which reduces emissions.

      It does not, as you say, merely dilute emissions.

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    10. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much did VW contribute to the Trump campaign chest. Trump election win was a Prussian conspiracy!

    11. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > VW Group have simply not owned up to the depth of their cheating [...]

      On the contrary: they seem to get (gradually) bolder.

      I always ask myself whether the last fuckup led by VW was just a strategic fuckup of the whole auto industry. I imagine something like...

      To shrug off increasingly annoying regulation, the big auto bosses one day sit together and mull over their possibilities.

      Lobby pressure is getting old in the tooth, and their minions in politics are a bit butt hurt from constantly having been spanked by neo-hippies and greenies.

      Suddenly an idea forms. It is visionary (remember, it's pre-Trump). Why not go a full post-factual Trump, and just fuck up *once* big time, demonstrate that it just doesn't hurt that much. After that, you are invincible: the short attention span of Us, The People will take care of the rest.

      That was more easily said than done, since who...? Everyone was pointing at the other, GM saying that they were barely out of a very rough period, Renault that French economy was in a very tight spot, Nissan... you get the idea.

      At the end they agreed on drawing straws and VW's Martin Winterkorn pulled the shortest.

      The rest is history, as they say.

      Makes sense?

    12. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It were the US regulators that decided VW should take one for the team. Even environment group that filed the initial complaint over VW's defeat device has become irritated by the fact that this has become a crusade against VW instead of one against cheating.

    13. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That has already beendone. Don't expect any punishment though, because the patsy has been found.

      GM and Ford got of very cheaply the last time they were caught cheating emissions in the US and I expect that their European cheating will have even fewer consequences. Maybe the Chrysler/Cummins cheat will have some consequences in the US, because of the lawsuit announced yesterday, but I wouldn't bet on it. US regulators are very friendly with the American car manufacturers.

    14. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt they are happy with a president that wants to increase protectionism and leave NAFTA, especially since most VWs sold in the US are made in Mexico.

    15. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems clear that the aren't respecting any fines or prosecutions of -ahem- rogue engineers, so the only penalty they can't ignore is a sales ban.

      By not disclosing this cheat when the others came out, they've blown any chance of good faith. Time for the stick.

    16. Re:no end to the cheating by eth1 · · Score: 2

      This just keeps on getting better and better. VW Group have simply not owned up to the depth of their cheating and been forthright with their cooperation.

      Our regulators should slap increasing penalties on each successive cheat they find, to penalize for the hiding of evidence over and above the violation itself.

      I'm not sure this is nearly as bad as you make it sound. I have an Audi S5, and it has several shift programs you can choose. One is "Auto," where it looks at your driving style, and adjusts shift points and throttle response accordingly. If you're driving gently, it goes towards comfort/eco mode, which uses less fuel. If you drive aggressively, it goes toward sports mode, which keeps revs higher and uses more fuel. So, no shit, if you use that mode (which I think might be the default), and the test is gentle (or explicitly put it in Comfort mode), it's going to be more efficient, no funny business involved.

      I couldn't find anywhere in TFAs that said Audi was intentionally looking for test conditions and modifying the program, only that the shift program was adapting to test conditions. This might just be a case of automotive tech outpacing the testing methods.

    17. Re: no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their reasons are B$ too, transmission learns from the driver for smoother ride. Its quite easy to make a basic electronic controlled automatic do this.

      Most car makers tune them for mushy shifting as to not offend new car buyers.

      They can be tuned to compensate for the fluid temp/viscosity, give firm but not jarring shifts under power, soft under light loads, and prolong the life of the clutches and other bits that deal with friction.

      Most electronic controlled automatics have a learning phase, but thats more to do with the computer learning the charistics of the box of analogue cogs, springs, and clutches.

    18. Re:no end to the cheating by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, they started putting those (smog pumps) on some cars even before catalysts, as a means of letting the fuel burn up in the exhaust system instead of being emitted unburned, because it's very unlikely to burn once it has left the exhaust system and while the NOx and CO from burning the fuel in the exhaust pipe are not pleasant they are better than HC (unburned hydrocarbons) which is the worst automotive emission. It also reduces soot particle size which makes it less apparent, which was good enough for the EPA until recently when they discovered PM2.5

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    19. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wolfsburg (where VW is headquartered is in Saxony not Prussia, bloody American flat Earthers)

    20. Re:no end to the cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prussia doesn't exist. Russia do still. Funny wordplay, isn't it?

    21. Re:no end to the cheating by hucker75 · · Score: 0

      It's not cheating, it's adapting to the freedom-denying greenie treehuggers that try to impose rules on our vehicles.

  4. Wish I could write things like by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Funny

    "can lead to incorrect and non-reproducible results". I'd be bloody rich. I'd have just said: "Yeah, you got us again. How much you want this time?"

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  5. Umm by PPH · · Score: 1

    I have a Landcruiser that has 'adaptive' shifting. A button I press in for power and out for economy. Want to hear something worse? Everything else I own is a stick. So I shift when I damned well please.

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    1. Re:Umm by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      They laughed when I bought a manual transmission. "Ha. Modern automatics get just as good mileage as manuals" they said. Still, operating a manual is *WAY* more fun, and now, way more LEGAL! Who knew?

    2. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ferrari and Lamborghini no longer make cars with manual transmissions because they are slow and weak compared to the new automatics and semi-automatics. Manuals are like carburetors -- some people like them but they won't win any races.

    3. Re:Umm by rossdee · · Score: 1

      " it is almost impossible to get a stick on anything larger than a small 4 cylinder."

      Ever heard of sports cars? Its not just s european thing , my brother-in-law has a Mustang.

    4. Re:Umm by PPH · · Score: 1

      Porsche still offers manuals. And what you get with a Ferrari or Lamborghini is a DCT (dual clutch transmission) with paddle shifters. Still a manual.

      And most cars other than real econo-boxes that do have automatics include a manual shift mode. So the driver is still in charge of shift points. I guess people just looked at those emission penalties and told the EPA to go suck an egg.

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    5. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had an Audi that not only had adaptive shifting; it knew who was behind the wheel.. If I started the car with my fob, the seats, steering wheel, pedals and shift points would all adjust to my settings and habits; and when my wife was behind the wheel they all automatically changed to her settings and habits.

      Since I drove the car alot harder than she did; the few times I drove with her fob it was absolutely miserable.. mebe her adaptation had less emissions than the defaults; and perhaps mine had more emissions than the defaults.. but why should the test really bother with anything other than the defaults? its not like there are not a million variables that come into play here.

      Unless the tests consist of loading 4 250lb passengers into the car and driving it up through the eisenhower tunnel at 70mph with a teenage boy behind the wheel; or something comparable, its not really designed for worst case and they are allowed to have variation because you know; the person driving it controls the majority of the variables.

    6. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I wish you could fine drivers going the other way. Coming off an on-ramp at half highway speed because you're hypermiling doesn't save any net fuel - other drivers have to match your speed when you merge in (usually without checking mirrors...) and accelerate with you instead of staying the same speed, and it puts everyone at greater risk.

    7. Re:Umm by srw · · Score: 1

      Really? I'd say the vast majority of the cars I see at the drag strip are carbureted. I think some of them might even win races.

    8. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Mustang is not a sports car, it is a Pony car. Seats in the back is an instant disqualification of sports car.

    9. Re:Umm by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      You'd better call 911, because you're about to get schooled by one.

    10. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "And what you get with a Ferrari or Lamborghini is a DCT (dual clutch transmission) with paddle shifters. Still a manual."

      It's not. It's really not. There is no mechanical linkage between your gearbox and the transmission at all, which I think is what people mean when they romanticize about owning a manual transmission. In a real manual, there's no disintermediation between you and the machineâ"computers adjusting the inputs to suit some predetermined range of acceptable outputs. You're just pressing a button to force it into a particular gear and it will not let you enter that gear unless it's all good to go.

      I say this as someone who owns a vehicle with DCT.

    11. Re:Umm by slew · · Score: 1

      Really? I'd say the vast majority of the cars I see at the drag strip are carburated. I think some of them might even win races.

      That's mostly because it's easier to tune a carb than to rewrite the EFI software for a custom engine config, especially if you are only running it full throttle on a drag strip. They probably also want to mimic the Nascar circuit that require carbs (as part of the rules, ironically along with restrictor plates to limit speed/power) which is in deference to their hardcore audience, although other circuits use EFI...

      However, if the rules allowed it, and a drag racing team had the expertise to design their own EFI and the corresponding software for their engine, I'm pretty sure they would eventually get good enough to beat the pants off a carburetor, but suffer the wrath of the purists...

    12. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one really defining item of an automatic transmission is the torque converter. That is the semi-CVT part of the transmission that adapts crankshaft RPM to gearbox input RPM. It is also the mileage ruining part.

      In this context, DCT are essentially _electrically actuated_ manual gearboxes (no torque converter.) The paddle shifters replace the stick, but the computer does not decide when to shift. (Even if it just as easily could.)

      To blurry things even more, there are also electrically actuated _single_ clutch transmissions. That is, a conventional manual transmission fitted with electric actuators and a computer to decide when to operate. A sort of semi-automatic. From the drivers perspective, the shifter look exactly like an automatic. But they do not feel anything remotely like an automatic transmission. Basically, they suck. DCT, on the other hand...

    13. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have a Landcruiser that has 'adaptive' shifting. A button I press in for power and out for economy.

      That is not adaptive shifting. What we are talking about here is what Audi (and most others) call DSP, or Dynamischshaltprogramm. Er, that is, dynamic shift program. The transmission is programmed ahead of time with many different shift modes which are arranged in a table. Each program modifies the shift points, shift speed (which controls the firmness of the shift) and so on in an attempt to match the driver's expectations regarding shift time and point, based on throttle input. Unfortunately, people who actually know how to drive find this horribly annoying and usually code it off (on my A8s it's a pretty simple coding change) because it makes the vehicle inconsistent.

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    14. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd say the vast majority of the cars I see at the drag strip are carburated. I think some of them might even win races.

      That's mostly because it's easier to tune a carb than to rewrite the EFI software for a custom engine config, especially if you are only running it full throttle on a drag strip.

      No, it really isn't. These days the major manufacturers have self-tuning PCMs that you just punch your engine characteristics into. Punch in the number of cylinders, displacement, lift, timing, duration, and firing order and turn the key.

      They use carbs because you can fucking pour fuel down them. If you use injectors you need multiple huge ones.

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    15. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A Mustang is not a sports car, it is a Pony car. Seats in the back is an instant disqualification of sports car.

      What? Who told you that? There are tons of sports cars with insurance seats. The Mustang was a pony car, but the latest version has IRS. Now it's a sports car, albeit one whose handling has been deliberately compromised to make it feel more like the original. They built a couple other models with IRS in the past, those were sports cars too.

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    16. Re:Umm by mspohr · · Score: 1

      After you've driven a Tesla (with no transmission or clutch) you'll realize what a kludge it is to have all that machinery whizzing around attempting to match the limited torque range of an ICE engine to the wheels. Rube Goldberg made simple things in comparison.
      EVs are so much less complex.

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    17. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      After you've driven a Tesla (with no transmission or clutch) you'll realize what a kludge it is to have all that machinery whizzing around attempting to match the limited torque range of an ICE engine to the wheels

      After I can get a good one for five or ten grand, I'll be interested.

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    18. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try driving a car with unlimited torque in the snow.....

    19. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no mechanical linkage between your gearbox and the transmission at all, which I think is what people mean when they romanticize about owning a manual transmission.

      Eh, I find that while there is some visceral feel to a manual, I don't necessarily care about that so much. I just want to be able to precisely select a gearing ratio that gives me the most options for the traffic situation I'm currently in.

      I'll admit that perhaps I haven't driven the right car to yearn for the visceral feel of a mechanically-linked manual transmission, though; small commuter cars with 110-140 HP 4-cylinder engines don't pack much of a punch.

    20. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.scca.com/

      According to them, you are wrong. And pony car is the nice way of putting it. It is an American Sedan by definition. The term itself has been so diluted over the years that every jack ass who thinks they have something fast calls their vehicle a sports car.

    21. Re:Umm by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's the missing clutch pedal (for launch control) that sometimes makes a DCT a grey area.

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    22. Re:Umm by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      NHRA had strict 'roots blowers and carbs rules' to try to keep the speeds down in the top classes. Doesn't seem to be working.

      Need huge fuel pumps in any case.

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    23. Re:Umm by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      IRS has nothing to do with 'sportscar'. Many of the IRS Cobras get converted back to solid axle, 8.8 IRS in them is weak. A few GTs go the other way, don't know why, use Tbirds as donors. Puts a hard limit on power.

      I have bandied the idea of installing a 9.5 IRS out of an Expedition in mine. Hard axle to find, plus would be a ton of fab to make it work.

      The back seats in rustangs are actually semi functional. Unlike pure insurance/japanese crazy rules seats with 0 legroom in back.

      A purist will tell you a 'sport car' is two seat by definition. Best a Mustang can do is 'Sports Coupe'. Perhaps the Cobra Rs are exceptions, because they came from the factory without rear seats.

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    24. Re:Umm by srw · · Score: 1

      EFI makes complete sense for a road car. I'm not suggesting carbs are better for anything other than running at full throttle for a few seconds. My issue was entirely with the AC's statement "carburetors -- some people like them but they won't win any races." FWIW, all of the classes that run at my local track (with the exception of Junior Dragster) don't care one bit if you use FI or a carb.

    25. Re:Umm by srw · · Score: 1

      Nah, the top classes (TF and FC) use a system that can't really be described as EFI nor carbureted. Yes, it's a roots blower. It's also a bunch of fuel injectors in the hat, in the intake manifold, and directly into the cylinders... all driven by a 95GPM fuel pump. When you see white mist come out of a header part way down the run, it's because that cylinder has "gone out" and it is spraying the fuel straight through and out the pipe. Either the spark plugs flooded or burned right up. They are fascinating pieces of engineering, but pretty much completely have nothing in common with the cars you and I drive.

    26. Re:Umm by gordguide · · Score: 1

      It is not the absence or presence of a clutch pedal that determines if a transmission is "Automatic" or "Manual". The terms are somewhat ambiguous, as they describe a shift by user input when the true difference is how the transmission operates.

      The first transmissions ... they were not called "manual" at the time ... were all clutch-actuated sliding-gear types with a mainshaft and countershaft. Later an improvement was the Constant Mesh type, which still utilized the mainshaft and countershaft arrangement, but reduced the tendency to "grind" the gears.

      Some might consider the addition of synchromesh shift mechanisms as another improvement, but dog-shift transmissions with user-operated clutches are still used, in particular in motorcycles and in four wheel racing. In every example the consistent characteristic is the mainshaft and countershaft with gears arrangement. Although until recently all these types utilized a manual (foot or hand operated) clutch, the presence of either does not define the type. Electronic aids can substitute for the manually operated clutch.

      The "Automatic" transmission is a marketing term to describe the Hydraulic Shift Transmission type. This uses Planetary Gears and Hydraulic Valves to perform the shifting of ratios. Again, these transmissions utilize a hydraulic link to the engine, in the form of a Torque Converter, but the presence of the Torque Converter, like the presence of the user-operated clutch, does not define the type.

      Torque-converters, conventional clutch and pressure plate mechanisms, and centrifugal clutches are all possible methods of connecting the engine to the transmission. The absence or presence of user operated clutch is merely a feature of how the motor and ratio shift mechanism connect, just as the absence or presence of Computer Control does not define the type. It is the hydraulic valve operated planetary gear set, or the mainshaft/countershaft with sliding gears that define the two types ... the "Automatic" and "Manual" to use the typical terms, respectively.

      A "Dual Clutch Transmission" that is computer controlled but does not have a user-operated clutch pedal is none the less a "manual" transmission if it utilizes a mainshaft and countershaft with sliding gears and dog engagement.

      Similarly, a hydraulic valve and planetary gear transmission that is computer controlled is an "Automatic" transmission type.

    27. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      IRS has nothing to do with 'sportscar'.

      No, whether it's a sports car is determined by whether it was designed for performance and handling — unless it's some other kind of car, like a muscle car. An IROC was definitely designed around motorsport, that was the whole purpose of the car. But it was also a muscle car, and not a sports car.

      A purist will tell you a 'sport car' is two seat by definition.

      A purist can suck my balls. There is no world in which for example a Nissan 240SX is not a sports car. I took the back seat out of mine, but that was only because I was removing all the interior. The weight of the back seat is maybe 30 pounds. But it was designed with a FR layout, with best-in-class handling (literally nothing could touch it for the money until the Miata came out) and it is the clear direct successor of the 240Z, which nobody would claim was not a sports car.

      The Mustang was always a pony car, or if you got the big motor, a muscle car. But now they designed it to handle as well as go quickly. A coupe is a kind of car, so a sports coupe is a sports car. Is it a hard core, tough-as-nails track day car? Not unless you buy the really angry one. But it's still a sports car. I wouldn't buy one. I'd put a LS1 in a 240SX while you can still find one. Or since I will soon have one lying around, perhaps an Audi ABZ motor.

      Perhaps the Cobra Rs are exceptions, because they came from the factory without rear seats.

      Get over the fixation with the number of seats. The number of seats is irrelevant. The number of doors matters, but not the number of seats. A car with a power rear seat is incapable of being a sports car, but a car with a notional foam and sheet metal back seat certainly can be one.

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    28. Re:Umm by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can use whatever definition you choose. Don't expect people to understand what you're saying.

      I'll stick with the standard one.

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    29. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can use whatever definition you choose. [...] I'll stick with the standard one.

      In that case, usually two doors does not mean "always two doors". Note source. HTH, HAND!

      P.S. If you think shipping without a back seat makes a difference when it's the same chassis, you're a tool

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    30. Re:Umm by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You're not even quoting your own source right. Even wiki says 'usually two seat'.

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    31. Re:Umm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're not even quoting your own source right. Even wiki says 'usually two seat'.

      Yeah yeah yeah, seats is what I meant, which is obvious. If that's your last complaint, then I'll accept your concession.

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    32. Re: Umm by DMFNR · · Score: 1

      NASCAR actually finally switched to EFI a couple years ago!

    33. Re: Umm by DMFNR · · Score: 1

      I'm more of a road racing guy, so I'm not really up on my drag racing tech, but isn't that similar to the port injection used in the 60's?

    34. Re: Umm by DMFNR · · Score: 1

      I suspect the Teslas would handle quite well. Another side effect of using electric power is the ability to precisely control the power going to each wheel. Watch a Tesla make a hard launch at a drag strip, they barely even chirp the tires. It just takes off with no drama at all.

  6. Those stoopid Dutch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No nothings.

    1. Re:Those stoopid Dutch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch

    2. Re:Those stoopid Dutch by slashrio · · Score: 1

      The Dutch don't make cars, did you mean 'Deutsch'?

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    3. Re: Those stoopid Dutch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spyker!

    4. Re: Those stoopid Dutch by slashrio · · Score: 1

      VW was the topic here, so I still guess he meant 'Deutsch' (German).

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  7. re transmission by freddieb · · Score: 2

    This is BS. There are so many variables in emission testing that almost anything will affect the results. I's sure altitude, humidity, gas octane, maybe even oil could affect things to name a few. Give it up!!

    1. Re:re transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a moron.

    2. Re:re transmission by gTsiros · · Score: 1

      not that the ECU's job is to control the engine so that it will perform within spec as long as it is operated when conditions are within spec.

      but whatever

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    3. Re:re transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is BS. There are so many variables in emission testing that almost anything will affect the results. I's sure altitude, humidity, gas octane, maybe even oil could affect things to name a few. Give it up!!

      So, you say, "The test isn't perfect, so cheating is okay?" Grow up.

  8. teaching to the test by srw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only question I want answered is "did it pass the test as written by the government?". If yes, what's the problem. If you don't like the results, fix the test.

    1. Re:teaching to the test by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's a very good point. The issue with all of these "shocking discoveries" is that they in fact PASSED the various prescribed tests. There is nothing in the law that says it has to perform the same in actual driving rather than the EPA load cycle. The specific EPA load cycle is what is in the test, there IS NO SPECIFICATION for what it does on the road, period.

          Note that everybody with any concept of the way diesels work know that the various performance/emissions "breakthroughs" touted (now, apparently, falsely) by the European car makers were false. This was demonstrated by the back of "clean diesels" turning black in short order on US roads, and most of the cities of Europe turning gray from accumulated diesel soot.

            They are more-or-less scuzzy, but they haven't broken the law.

    2. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The specific EPA load cycle is what is in the test, there IS NO SPECIFICATION for what it does on the road, period.

      There is a specification that you not intentionally do something different during the test though.

      https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/40/86.1809-10
      "The manufacturer must show to the satisfaction of the Administrator that the vehicle design does not incorporate strategies that unnecessarily reduce emission control effectiveness exhibited during the Federal Test Procedure or Supplemental Federal Test Procedure (FTP or SFTP) when the vehicle is operated under conditions that may reasonably be expected to be encountered in normal operation and use."

      It doesn't count as passing if you cheat.

    3. Re:teaching to the test by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      The problem with that approach is that it's like bringing the person who wrote the test into the room to help you answer questions. You can rewrite the test 100s of times, the result will be the same if the device under test cheats.

    4. Re:teaching to the test by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The only question I want answered is "did it pass the test as written by the government?". If yes, what's the problem. If you don't like the results, fix the test.

      Its not the test.

      Imagine if you had someone else sit an exam in your place. Would you be worthy of holding the certification after that? Because that is essentially what VW is doing with cheat devices.

      The Euro and US tests have flaws, but the problem here is that manufacturers are employing cheat devices to pass them.

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    5. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not just VW. This kind of cheating is extremely common. Many of the tricks are even legal, simply because the regulators did not think of them or because lobbying. This is just what happens when something is taxed based on a certain benchmark number: people find a way to improve that number.

    6. Re:teaching to the test by msauve · · Score: 1

      The rules of the test include "no cheating," which means no "defeat devices". So, to answer your question, no, it did not pass the test.

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    7. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only question I want answered is "did it pass the test as written by the government?". If yes, what's the problem. If you don't like the results, fix the test.

      That's a very good point. The issue with all of these "shocking discoveries" is that they in fact PASSED the various prescribed tests.

      And THAT'S Management -- exactly. You can't manage what you can't measure. The EPA is managing the wrong thing and shouldn't be surprised that companies are optimizing to THAT. *ONLY* THAT.

      You wanted to test for low engine emissions? You got it. Oh, you assumed that would represent real-world driving? Then you should be testing THAT.

      Ronald Reagan: Trust, but verify.

    8. Re:teaching to the test by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      The mission of modern effective engine control is to adopt to current situation and run the engine in a way that delivers the power needed in this situation with minimum exhaust/fuel. In any situation. Including tests.....

      Line between adaptive motor control and defeat device became blurry.

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    9. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if the cheating is claimed to be to protect the engine. There is also a very long list of tricks that are allowed in the type approval test simply because they are not explicitly prohibited, such as removing seats, taping off body gaps, disconnecting the alternator and the airconditioning compressor, using special and over-inflated tyres, using extremely low friction engine oil that would destroy the engine after a few thousand km of normal use, etc. All manufacturers do it, for the simple reason that all the others do it too and a lower official CO2 emission number can make a huge difference in taxes in some countries

    10. Re:teaching to the test by MadKeithV · · Score: 5, Informative

      And it also prohibits the use of "defeat devices" that reduce emission control effectiveness during normal operation and use: "(f) Defeat devices. You may not equip your locomotives with a defeat device. A defeat device is an auxiliary emission control device (AECD) that reduces the effectiveness of emission controls under conditions that the locomotive may reasonably be expected to encounter during normal operation and use."

    11. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The software that caused the big scandal last year was clearly a defeat device, it basically took what you are not supposed to do as a blueprint for the algorithm. However, this was an exception, usually these things are not as clear cut. There is a big grey area, and just about any other car manufacturer is operating in that grey area. This is the reason why other car manufacturers get away with algorithms which have similar intent.

      As far as I can tell from the coverage of algorithm discussed here it uses the steering angle to switch to more economic set points for shifting. One _could_ argue that there is a legitimate use case for that, i.e. to lower emissions on the road. Imho this puts it into the same grey area that all the other manufacturers are also operating, i.e. too difficult to proof that this was intended as defeat device.

    12. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you actually defending polluting behaviour? Because it sure sounds like it. That's remarkably stupid.

      (Heh: Captcha = "employee", you're not a VAG staffer, are you? Captcha knows all...)

    13. Re:teaching to the test by Parker+Lewis · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure in US laws, as the lawyers can win with stupid arguments like this. But in most of European countries, they're clearly cheating the tests and fucking the law goal, which is to not allow vehicles polluting more than required by the specs to run.

    14. Re:teaching to the test by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the law quite specifically says "no defeat devices" in the EU, and I'd be amazed if the US law didn't have a similar clause that you aren't allow to run the car in a special low emission mode designed purely to game the test.

      Or maybe VW's lawyers are so incompetent they didn't think of that and cost it billions of dollars.

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    15. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are good reasons why an automatic gearbox would let its behaviour depend on whether the car is being driven in a corner. It's the closest thing to anticipatory behaviour an automatic gearbox can do. It's just hard to reconcile with this difference only being observed when the engine is cold.

    16. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law also says that defeat devices are perfectly fine when they are used to protect the engine, without specifically stating in what ways and to what extent. All other manufacturers are happily hiding behind that loophole and none of them got in any real trouble for that. Only VW was stupid enough to acknowledge that the defeat device was built to pass emissions tests.

    17. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of the dozen or so car manufacturers caught cheating in Europe, only VW got in trouble, mainly because only they actually acknowledged that the defeat device was built to circumvent emissions tests. The others hid behind a legal loophole and most continue to sell cars that only meet Euro 6 on paper to this day. I have yet to see any regulatory action against anyone other than VW. France is protecting Renault and PSA, Italy protects Fiat Chrysler and the approval agencies in Luxembourg and the UK do not want to lose their business by going after their customers.

    18. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just hard to reconcile with this difference only being observed when the engine is cold.

      I did not see any mention of that. Also, depending on what cold actually means, that may not make much sense for beating cycle tests unless there is more trickery involved. Usually even after one third of the initial cold start phase the engine temperature is already pretty high.

    19. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, those things you suggest WERE all legal IN EUROPE but not the US. That drove the different fuel economy stickers between the continent and the states. In the US, for a specific example, Cadillac had to fight to get the Caterra tested in "normal" driving mode instead of sport, even though it's blindingly obvious to everyone that old people driving Cadillac don't want it to actually drive like a sports car.

    20. Re:teaching to the test by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nissan Sentra rental.

      Left turn, I get the weight transferred out, then stomp the throttle, nothing happens, nothing. Then I exit the turn and straighten the wheel, the engine starts doing something, barely, not like it was going to break em loose.

      Never buy a Nissan Sentra.

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    21. Re:teaching to the test by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      CS-Vs (tarted up LS-6 'vettes) aren't Cadillacs?

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    22. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're trying, by going to measuring emissions on the road under more or less normal driving conditions.

      Still, engines get only used up to a certain limit.

      A much better approach would be to replace the passenger car regulations by the heavy duty ones, where engines (not the cars) have to prove their worth throughout all operation points. It's perfectly artificial, but there's no blind spots in the tests, like passenger car test on the ones with bigger engines hardly leaving slightly increased idle state.

    23. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe VW's lawyers are so incompetent they didn't think of that and cost it billions of dollars.

      There's an astonishing low amount of lawyers involved in interpreting the regulations during development. It's mostly done by engineers. Questions forwarded to the legal departments are easily returned claiming they have no idea what the technical things mean.

    24. Re:teaching to the test by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      This is really the case where I have a hard time grasping the test.

      It's the automotive sector. Relative to the size of the market, there really aren't that many cars to test.

      People are already aware or should be aware that the EPA results don't match to real world driving conditions.

      Why not just do what many car magazines or journalists do. Take the car for a test run of mixed highway and city driving and report the results. You can have some baseline weather conditions for the test. You can have some training for the EPA staff to help make sure they drive the same.

      Heck, if they want, publish both. The standard EPA test and the test run.

      The results would be much more useful regulation.

    25. Re:teaching to the test by srw · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

    26. Re:teaching to the test by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I rented a Sentra (well, it was called an Almera, but it was a Sentra) in Panama and I was astounded at how amazingly good it was. It had a 1.6 liter four banger with high compression (meaning it did require premium, but you could get that there) and a slush box but it was fast for what it was. It would pass without any problems, and speeds on the Interamericano in Panama are (or at least were) about what they are on the 101 here in California so that was a valid test. And it was also actually amazingly good in the twistier roads on the way up to Santa Fe.

      I propose that you had a vehicle with a bad wheel speed sensor.

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    27. Re:teaching to the test by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There are good reasons why an automatic gearbox would let its behaviour depend on whether the car is being driven in a corner. It's the closest thing to anticipatory behaviour an automatic gearbox can do.

      Actually, most gearboxes try to anticipate your next desire from your driving behavior, like whether you're desperately stomping the pedal down to the kickdown switch when they're making slow shifts. VW calls this DSP (dynamic shift program) but pretty much everyone has been doing it since the oughts or so, if they didn't start in the nineties. The transmission will generally only ask for torque reduction during shifts (where it will ask for a specific amount thereof) or during some kind of failure. If you're looking for steering input to affect something, it's going to affect the motor through the active yaw control system — VW calls this ESP, or electronic stabilization program. If ESP decides that reducing power output is necessary to bring the car in line with the input from the steering angle sensor which tells it where you're trying to steer, it will send a torque reduction signal. I can't remember if it sends it to the PCM and the PCM notifies the TCM, or whether it sends it to the TCM and the TCM forwards it to the PCM, and I'm not going to look it up at this time :p

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    28. Re:teaching to the test by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The US absolutely does prohibit the use of a defeat device, which is defined as a physical device which cheats the test, or software which performs the same purpose. Yes, it's worded much like that.

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    29. Re:teaching to the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But those who are can sometimes be very clever.

    30. Re:teaching to the test by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The one I rented in Sacramento was TERRIBLE. No power (I drove a similar displacement Honda CIVIC at the time, much, much better. 40 more HP easy.)

      It wasn't just the throttle by wire that was brain dead. The slush box wouldn't downshift even in 'sport' mode (it might, maybe, in about a minute after trying to go at 1500RPM first). It was programmed to game the EPA milage standard to the point it is dangerously unresponsive. Mush for suspension (but that's just standard for econo cars).

      Say something nice: The brakes were OK, for a slow car.

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  9. Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say it, but physics is a bitch, and politicians are full of shit. It's not possible to build a vehicle that meets current emissions standards without cheating or pricing the middle class out of vehicle ownership. It's just not possible. This is not VW cheating; it's the politicians lying.

    1. Re:Physics is a bitch by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's not impossible to build a vehicle which meets emissions standards and is affordable and is something people want to buy. It's just that it's not possible to do all that and make it a diesel.

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    2. Re:Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That must be why around half of all passenger cars, almost all vans, trucks and buses have diesel engines.

    3. Re:Physics is a bitch by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Which is why this cheap appears on gas cars too then?

    4. Re:Physics is a bitch by I4ko · · Score: 1

      It is possible, but it will be about 65HP, which is the average European car. Do murican's really want to drive 65hp cars and trucks?

    5. Re:Physics is a bitch by hey! · · Score: 1

      And as we're finding out those cars aren't as clean as advertised. I have friends who bought a diesel VW car, and they were over the moon about it. It had great mileage, more than good enough performance, and it didn't pollute any more than a gasoline car.

      Turns out only two of three of those were correct.

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    6. Re:Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not aware of any recent diesels, VW or otherwise, polluting as much as a current gasoline car.

    7. Re:Physics is a bitch by hey! · · Score: 1

      Sure, if by "recent" you mean "after VW got caught in 2014". By cheating VW saved over two thousand dollars on their diesel car, which is a lot when you're selling cars for around $20,000. BMW didn't cheat, but they're selling cars for over $60,000.

      So it's simply the case VW could not make a competitive diesel that met US NOx emissions standards as well as consumer expectations. Not in the affordable transportation market segment.

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    8. Re:Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of cheating NOx emissions tests is not to make the car cheaper, but to reduce wear and increase fuel economy. Dropping EGR rates reduces internal engine pollution and increases the interval between particulate filter regeneration cycles. Except perhaps in warranty claims, it does not save money. It does make the car more attractive to the customer, however.

      BMW cheated in the same way most (if not all) manufacturers do: with a thermal window. To be fair, their thermal range is wider than in most cars and the real-world NOx emissions from recent BMWs are amongst the lowest (bujt not as low as the VW group brands),

    9. Re:Physics is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as we're finding out those cars aren't as clean as advertised.

      They are cleaner than advertised. There is a tradeoff between NOx and pollutants. Increasing EGR (for the test) decreases NOx, at the cost of more pollutants (but still within limits, since the jurisdisctions with the strictest NOx limits happen to have relatively high CO, VOC and particulate limits). Outside that regime (e.g. temperature, cycle recognition, altitude, timeperiod, or whatever this specific engine does), the EGR valve closes a bit and the combustion becomes leaner, producing less pollutants but more NOx.

      It's all fundamentally relatively simple physics and chemistry, although the devil is in the details. Apparently, recent VW engines employ a trick with multiple combustions that reduces NOx strongly without most of the compromises that would be involved otherwise. This technique is what allowed them to reduce NOx emissions in cars with EA189 engines with only a software update.

    10. Re:Physics is a bitch by hey! · · Score: 1

      The point is what I claimed it was all along: to achieve a balance of performance, economy and price while meeting emissions standards. It's a matter of meeting all constraints, which couldn't be done in a low cost diesel car.

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  10. This is stupid by Trogre · · Score: 1

    The sooner we as a society can move to electric, the better.

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    1. Re: This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll need a few more electricity generating plants.

    2. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When an electric vehicle can go 400 miles between fill-ups and then recharge in under 15 minutes, I think the general public will be with you. Until then, there will always be a place for gas vehicles in a country as large as the United States. Nobody is gonna use an electric for a road trip when you can only go as far as a gasoline engine but it takes HOURS to refill. Even the Tesla model S brags that it only takes 20 minutes to recharge half way. Well, what's that? Is it 40 mins to refill all the way? or does it get slower the closer to 100% charge? They claim 260 miles on a full charge. That isn't very much. My vehicle has a 15 gallon tank and gets better than 20 miles to the gallon BUT I can refuel in under 5 mins and be on my way again.

    3. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blah blah blah blah this little aspect blah blah blah the same aspect... you'd be surprised how shit combustion engines were before they became widespread. Considering how fast, efficient and simple electric vehicle technology is already, wide spread use would very quickly eliminate these issues in the same way that wide spread use brought the combustion engine to it's peak long ago. Stop focusing on details like the horse people before you get left in the past.

    4. Re:This is stupid by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Because 'Moore's law' all technological advances are inevitable.

      See how stupid that sounds? Battery technology may or may not make IC cars obsolete soon. Devil is in the details.

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    5. Re: This is stupid by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. Bear in mind that for modest commuting in my moderate (low AC use) climate my crappy little Leaf accounts for only 20% of our power use.

      At night we have huge offline capacity, often even an oversupply of just renewables like hydro and wind (highly region dependent). We've started to see negative spot pricing during the night in areas such as Texas due to more installed wind power than nighttime demand. Home charging today is pretty dumb, but it is not inconceivable that once electric fleets get big enough to matter to the power operators that we will see a little bit of automatic scheduling show up for charging with power companies giving you a discount to those kWh's. My crappy little Leaf is set to finish charging at 6 AM (timer, not automagic, sadly), so most of my power is coming way off-peak when my local (Oregon) grid is almost exclusively powered by hydro and wind.

      In California, where power is much more expensive, lots of folks are on plans where their electric cars are on a different time of use meter than their house to incentivize charging off-peak when the grid is the "greenest" and where there is plenty of spare capacity.

    6. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sooner we as a society can move to electric, the better.

      I love the logically blind statements... Think about this for a second... When we have 1,200,000 vehicles plugged in to the electric grid for recharging, where does that power come from? When we have 120,000,000 of the same plugged in, where does that power come from?

      Electricity isn't magic. It's not thought about much because it's such an integral and "ignorable" part of our lives at this point.

      If you take petro fuel out of the automobile to make it "clean electric", it's a complete misnomer and (most likely) sales tactic that works for the logically blind. The power comes from somewhere, and when we have to use waaaay more of it to power our vehicles, it's going to require a lot more of it come from somewhere. Now, pick your poison - coal or natural gas chuggin' into the air from power plants? Also, there will be more power needed at night time to charge those vehicles up, so the "lower use" time of night will start to rise and flatten out. I'm just stopping here because anyone who thinks had probably already thought this through, and anyone who doesn't think isn't going to bother because it's "too much effort".

      Wake-up call - energy isn't free. This has been pounded into our heads since childhood. You can only change its form. If we take sunlight, less hits the ground and more is emitted as longwave radiation at night. That basically contributes to global warming. Energy from wind is pushed into physical matter, which converts it to electromagnetic energy. There's wind lost in that equation. Global weather patterns will shift.

      Why do I bother? It's like preaching to the choir that has their hands over their eyes and ears. It won't be until after these things start progressing that people notice changes. They'll blame it on something else, of course, because that's what we do.

      The only way to reduce emissions is to use less energy, and require that generators of [insert energy type here] shut their shit off when it's not needed.

    7. Re:This is stupid by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You know, I agree with a lot of what you said.

      However it's not really relevant to what we're discussing.

      The *point* is that electric cars use a hell of a lot less energy than ICE's[1], produce a lot less pollutants[2], and don't have to further compromise their efficiency by converting emissions into something else.

      And that's a worst case scenario - I'm sure you'll know that electricity is increasingly being provided by wind and solar. Not as a base load of course, but massively reducing the amount of fossil fuels needing to be burned in the first place. Also, hydroelectric and nuclear base loads exist.

      [1] Yes, even when power transmissions losses taken into account.
      [2] Yes, even when power stations are burning dirty filthy radioactive coal.

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  11. the test is flawed by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    but there are no such thing as defaults in a car that even gets driven to the test place. how hard you jam down on the pedal affects the "sportiness" and thus shifting points, all kinds of things affect it.

    the problem is that they do the tests like this: stick it on a dyno and run a pre made program, without even fucking moving.

    they should just make a tester small enough to fit in the boot or passenger area, and drive around a test track - vw's "cheating" would have had to be of different kind in that case.

    also non-aerodynamic SUV's would be paying their fair share of the taxes.

    now here's a test to test if this was malicious from vw or not: drive around using the pedal same way the test does. having an adaptive gearbox isn't cheating the emissions any more than having a manual and driving really slow is.

    and why the tests cannot be changed in most countries easily nowadays: THEY AFFECT CAR VALUES DIRECTLY, ever since they started to move to co2 based taxing based on the test - changing it to an actual test could disrupt car prices 30-50% UP AND DOWN.

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  12. Re: Proprietary software will always surprise user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To see something like your post on Slashdot, of all places, is some serious shit. I thought Slashdot is where intelligent people that are aware of the problems are. Apparently not. It's obvious that if the software in question was Free Software, this could not have happened. And you reply with some ad hominem (I think?). Sigh, Slashdot was good once.

  13. Deutsche qualität by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much for the famous german quality. I guess they entered the realm of globalization, and got really prolific at it (importing workers by the million, exploiting existing trademarks but putting inside imported stuff, cheating at tests, etc.).

  14. ZF 8HP55AF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much of the behavior of the gearbox is from unique software that is only found in Audi products. How much is software ZF the gearbox manufacturer uses in all or most of their 8HP55 units. ZF supplies just a few Auto manufacturers with their 8 speed auto.

    List of ZF 8HP variants
    Name Max. gasoline torque (Nm) Max. diesel torque (Nm) Application examples
    8HP30 300 300 -
    8HP45 (a separate 845RE is by Chrysler)[9] 450 500 BMW 1 Series (F20), BMW 3 Series (F30), BMW 5 Series (F10), BMW X4 (F26), Chrysler 300 V6, Dodge Charger V6, RAM 1500 V6 (2013- )
    8HP50 (2nd Generation)[10] 500 500 Alfa Romeo Giulia, BMW 1 Series (F20 LCI), BMW 3 Series (F30 LCI), BMW 5 Series (F10)
    8HP55 550 550 Audi Q5, Audi Q7, Audi A8 and A8L (D4)
    8HP70 700 700 BMW 7 Series (F01), BMW X5 (E70), Dodge Durango V8, Iveco Daily, Jeep Grand Cherokee V8 & diesel, Ram 1500 V6, V8, & diesel, Range Rover Sport (2012), Rolls-Royce Phantom, Maserati Quattroporte (2013–), Dodge Charger V8 (2015-), Dodge Challenger V8 (2015-), Aston Martin Vanquish (2015), Aston Martin Rapide (2015), Aston Martin DB9 V12 5.9L (2012-)[11]
    8HP75 (2nd Generation) 750 750 BMW 7 Series (G11/12),[12] BMW X5 (F15)[13]
    8HP90 900 1000 Rolls-Royce Ghost,[14] Rolls-Royce Wraith (2013), Bentley Mulsanne, Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat, Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat, Bentley Bentayga, Audi RS 6, Audi SQ7

    1. Re:ZF 8HP55AF by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      (IIRC) ZF also is one of two manufactures of automotive DCTs worldwide.

      Similar software will be in the those for auto mode.

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    2. Re:ZF 8HP55AF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My non DCT ZF transmission does this. If I turn a corner from a stop, it holds a lower gear so that I have power ready to go when I exit the turn. The unfortunate problem is that if I'm crossing a large intersection before turning left, it can upshift like I was going straight, and then it must downshift when I exit the turn, so as to have enough power. Unfortunately for me, because it upshifted so recently, the downshift is rather harsh and abrupt. Also because it's programmed for economy, I have to give it quite a bit of gas, so I get more acceleration than I wanted. I must either deal with slow acceleration for a period of time until my engine gets up into its power band, or deal with whiplash from the harsh downshift and sudden surge of power.

    3. Re:ZF 8HP55AF by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's quite possible that there is an alternate coding for your transmission that will alter its behavior to be more suitable. The unreliable ZF slushbox (ZF5HP42A) in my Audi (1997 A8 Quattro) became much nicer after I re-coded it from USA with DSP to rest of the world, DSP disable. It actually enables gear-holding behavior which is normally disabled, but unlike whatever it is you're driving it actually works really well. If you don't look at the rev counter the only hint it's doing it is the noise, and as you might imagine there's not much of it inside an A8. And, of course, you will also notice the responsiveness. Then when you ease off the pedal (it only does it to begin with when you nail the pedal rapidly, and not just push it all the way down) if makes an elegant downshift.

      These fancy slush boxes are absolute joys until the fail and cost you thousands upon thousands of dollars. Tiptronic is cool, though. Although, I just rented a Ram 1500 from U-Haul to make a firewood run because years later my Ford is still out of commission, and whether Tiptronic is cool is entirely up to the implementation. It sucked eggs in that thing. Really looking forward to getting the transmission out of my 1997 A8 and putting it in my 1998 A8 so that I can have it there. The 1998's trans is limp, as in limp mode.

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  15. VW Overlords should be Gassed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With NOx... forget companies like M$ who monopolise their market, this is selling something that causes lung cancer to passers by. Someone fucking end this company.

    1. Re:VW Overlords should be Gassed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VWs have the lowest NOx emissions in practice.

  16. Re: Proprietary software will always surprise user by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    Please go back to /g/.

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  17. The only penalty applicable right now. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Given the latest revelations, I doubt there a product they make that we can definitely say is actually compliant.

    At this point, it's a plateful of lies smothered in bullshit sauce.

    The only penalty regulators should be considering at this point is shutting them down.

    1. Re:The only penalty applicable right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VW has been under intense scrutiny in the past year and they have stepped up their compliance efforts enormously and they have even started being more conservative in exploiting leeway in the type approval CO2 test, which is a very bold move after the industry-wide race to the bottom in the past fifteen years, where every gram counts. I strongly doubt any VW Group car today has any major regulatory deficiencies. They couldn't afford to let anything slip, even if they wanted.

  18. VW is not alone in this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect VW is not alone in trying to skirt emissions. Now a couple reports say some Dodge truck owners are also claiming emission issues. As a person who has worked on vehicles all my life, I am not surprised that manufactures feel overwhelmed by the emission dilemma which can choke a vehicles performance in order to meet the standards. This ends up being a problem for a vehicle manufacture trying to satisfy a customer more concerned about performance and drivability than emissions. I can almost guarantee the fine line of meeting emissions is only obtainable in a predictable test and would many times fail a real world road test.

  19. What a genius you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The games that VW and other manufacturers play with emissions did not kill anyone the way that a wheel bearing or steering rack that suddenly fails at 60mph would. Were heavy metals released into the atmosphere in a quantity that would acutely affect someone's health? Were toxic chemicals leaked into ground water, contaminating it?

    And what would happen to this company if it was shut down? Do you think that it has more value as a single unit, or more value as a group of disjoint businesses? Do the buyers have the right to keep it together? Most importantly, what about the vast number of VW employees who acted with high ethical standards and completely within the law? Do they all of a sudden get thrown out on the street? What will happen to the economies of the countries that host their labor?

    I'm all for jailing and confiscating personal assets of the decision makers and active participants in this, but it needs to be proportional to the crime. What you're proposing is ludicrous when nobody has died, been seriously hurt or become ill, particularly when it is based on a number from some government agency that someone exceeded.

  20. Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see... say 10,000 cars sold in the US per month since Jan 2010, that's 720,000 cars, say average selling price $20,000... VW committed $14.4 billion of fraud selling Audi alone. And that's just the compensatory damages, punitive damages and even criminal penalties are where boot meets neck.

    1. Re:Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fraud is, by definition, intentional. VW did not know about the software after the cars were sold. Moreover, it can easily be remedied by a software update and there should not be any disadvantages to the customer. Costs will be minimal.

      Even when Hyundai, Kia and Ford lied about the fuel economy of a large number of cars they sold in the US their total costs where much less than you suggest. I doubt this will come close.

  21. VW caught cheating - again? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Say it ain't so!

  22. Closed source software... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not having access to the source of the engine management software and related, and the ability to verify that the software in cars does derive from said source, is a major problem. Software is potentially too unpredictable to test in a black box way, and cars are dangerous things. Independent auditability should be a must for software related to how a car drives.

  23. Re: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!!

  24. Doesn't sound like cheating by dnwheeler · · Score: 1

    From the description, this doesn't sound like cheating. It simply sounds like the transmission shifting algorithm can vary shift points, which in turn can affect emissions. There's nothing surprising or revelatory about that. The real problem seems to be that the EPA is using a static test for a dynamic system.

  25. Re: Proprietary software will always surprise user by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    The point was that the software is adaptive. If you stomp throttle (like God intended) the slushbox gives you RPM, if you pussy foot (like when on an emissions dyno) to get a consistent RPM, the transmission will shift quickly to top gear. Intended behavior for a transmission being called cheating.

    Old school slushboxes did basically the same thing with analog computers. Engine manifold vacuum, modulator and springs in the transmission valve body.

    Digital computers just adjust shift points based on past driving. I bet the computer doesn't produce 'smoother shifts' when someone like me is driving it, I bet it shifts more like it had an old school shift kit...I bet that would annoy the slushbox owner, once I get back into my car with a real transmission.

    They are basically bitching that their test doesn't reproduce real world driving. No full throttle testing to yellow line.

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  26. But hardware is OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 2001 Camaro SS has a physical lock-out that forces you to shift from first to fourth if you're driving like an EPA tester, a "feature" which is actually rather difficult and unsafe to demonstrate on the road.

  27. Nissan Leaf Does Not Cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My Nissan Leaf does not cheat on emissions tests because it has no exhaust. It also does not have a transmission, so it can't cheat that way either. The closest that it is capable of cheating is the Guess-O-Meter, which determines the remaining drivable mileage based on various factors.

  28. Re: Proprietary software will always surprise user by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    The point is that modern cars have computers in them running proprietary software which control how the car behaves. Implementing the same limits with mechanical apparatus means exposing how the apparatus works and allowing the car owner to remove or adapt the apparatus. Proprietary software hides the rules and makes it much harder for the car's owner to remove or adapt how the software works. Apparently a variety of car manufacturers use this secrecy to deceive consumers into buying a car that didn't behave the same in testing as it does in regular use. The consequences of this are vast and hardly limited to cars. But the only real solution is the same: pass on the code to the good being sold under a free software license right along side selling the good so the owner of the good can truly make their object their own.

    "Bitching that their test doesn't reproduce real world driving" is very much the problem here because the same thing happened in environmental tests with a very large variety of makes and models running software designed to cheat testing. It hardly matters whether the feature that exposes the problem is compliance with emissions regulations, getting the RPMs one expects out of a car, or anything else because the underlying issue is controlling the user through proprietary software and therefore one has to understand the inherent untrustworthiness of proprietary software as the root of the problem.

    If you see the commonality between this story and so many other stories on /. it's because you understand that /. points readers to a lot of stories where proprietary software is to blame. Every DRM story, every story where the good the owner purchased isn't behaving reasonably comes down to proprietary software isn't giving the owner full control over the device they own. Anyone who owns anything running on proprietary software has good reason to be concerned about this. Everyone should use the presence of proprietary software in a device as a reason to not buy that device. The only way to fix that problem is free software. As I said in another thread, software freedom is the only thing that will keep proprietors from taking advantage of computer users because when the proprietors don't know who is inspecting the code, improving the code, or distributing improved versions they know they can be caught.

  29. European Banking doesn't put up with this junk by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    US is a little fuzzier. The laws are written to take intent into consideration. In other words, if you follow the letter of the law and violate the spirit you get nailed. It's banking, which hurts people that matter though, so take that as you will.

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  30. Not new by kuzb · · Score: 1

    My BMW M3 does much the same thing with automatic mode in it's SMG gearbox which is basically a manual double clutch transmission with the option of allowing a computer to shift for you. It will change and adapt over time the more you drive it. Gearheads have known about this for over a decade now.

    Whatever they're paying these people to inspect these cars, they're paying them too much if they don't know about stuff like this.

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  31. I handle YOU easily talker... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On VCL threadsafety, your stupid use of Application.ProcessMessages (vs. progressbar .update or .refresh which VCL controls have) & even Sleep API direct vs. Application.ProcessMessages (+ even DOING a looped load, lol, when IT IS NOT NECESSARY!) to cede cpu (slowing your UNNEEDED loops too, lol, & you talk speed? Please)!

    * I am about ACCURACY in work with data - YOU, clearly, ARE NOT (accuracy over speed? I'll take the former, EVERY time).

    You're also INCREDIBLY inefficient!

    APK

    P.S.=> It's all here in black & white, see subject https://apple.slashdot.org/com... chump... & when YOU DO A BETTER PROGRAM OF THIS NATURE (imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery & you would be imitating me)? Then, talk (you've already TALKED OUT YOUR ASS taking shots @ me & I shot you down for it easily)... apk

  32. You're a dumb fuck 'talker' I shot to pieces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On VCL threadsafety, your stupid use of Application.ProcessMessages (vs. progressbar .update or .refresh which VCL controls have) & even Sleep API direct vs. Application.ProcessMessages (+ even DOING a looped load, lol, when IT IS NOT NECESSARY!) to cede cpu (slowing your UNNEEDED loops too, lol, & you talk speed? Please)!

    * I am about ACCURACY in work with data - YOU, clearly, ARE NOT (accuracy over speed? I'll take the former, EVERY time).

    You're also INCREDIBLY inefficient!

    APK

    P.S.=> It's all here in black & white, see subject https://apple.slashdot.org/com... chump... & when YOU DO A BETTER PROGRAM OF THIS NATURE (imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery & you would be imitating me)? Then, talk (you've already TALKED OUT YOUR ASS taking shots @ me & I shot you down for it easily)... apk

  33. I finished you off TODAY easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On VCL threadsafety, your stupid use of Application.ProcessMessages (vs. progressbar .update or .refresh which VCL controls have) & even Sleep API direct vs. Application.ProcessMessages (+ even DOING a looped load, lol, when IT IS NOT NECESSARY!) to cede cpu (slowing your UNNEEDED loops too, lol, & you talk speed? Please)!

    * I am about ACCURACY in work with data - YOU, clearly, ARE NOT (accuracy over speed? I'll take the former, EVERY time).

    You're also INCREDIBLY inefficient!

    APK

    P.S.=> It's all here in black & white, see subject https://apple.slashdot.org/com... chump... & when YOU DO A BETTER PROGRAM OF THIS NATURE (imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery & you would be imitating me)? Then, talk (you've already TALKED OUT YOUR ASS taking shots @ me & I shot you down for it easily)... apk

    1. Re:I finished you off TODAY easily by DMFNR · · Score: 1

      If you want to continue the debate go back to the original conversation where I replied to your post. There's no need to stalk me and reply to completely unrelated threads. Grow the fuck up and learn how to handle some criticism like a big boy.

    2. Re:I finished you off TODAY easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your own advice Dumb MotherFuckerNimwitRetard. Apk tore you apart. You can't handle it mr. pot calling a kettle black hypocrite and you certainly can't code. You're all talk. Erroneous mistake laden talk at that. You obviously can't handle criticism when it exposes you as a bullshit artist mere talker. Yes, DMFNR, you need to learn something. Stackexchange can't code for you and it's obvious you're just a "I read it and can code" fake name using online loser do nothing and from what I read in your post history, you're also a heroin junkie.

  34. Hey dumb fuck... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original point is about progressbar updates. You STUPIDLY used Application.Processmessages to refresh it on a SHORT run? ProgressBar1.refresh/.update works better (drops no messages like Application.ProcessMessages can & works DIRECTLY on the control itself using its own methods (less messagepass overhead by FAR)). It's SO short of a process (30 seconds over roughly 6++ million records on sort/dedup) it doesn't NEED LOOPS stupid (slowing it down too) & a simple set of lStringList.Duplicates:= dupIgnore; & then lStringList.Load (filename) does the job FASTER by far! Plus, you STUPID little noob amateur, using a Sleep API call directly (vs. Application.ProcessMessages which abstracts that in the end but does add overhead) would have been better... but "poor lil you", the operation DOES NOT NEED THAT (unless you like going slower) as its only seconds of operation.

    BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU MADE dumbfuck? It was about progressbar updates & THAT IS A VCL CONTROL - you later told me "put it on a thread" (it's no background op dumbo)?

    THE VCL IS NOT GUARANTEED THREADSAFE (the Win32 api is though) SO YOU TAKE RISKS ON DROPPING DATA (not mere messagepassing updates this time but ACTUAL DATA).

    You WEAK little bigmouthed FUCK - you lose & suck!

    APK

    P.S.=> Above ALL else though you WEAK bitch? Show us you've done a BETTER program of this nature BEFORE I did - fact: YOU CAN'T whimp (you're all FUCKING talk, & hot fucking air) - you fucking punk! apk