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Trump Will Get Power To Send Unblockable Mass Text Messages To All Americans (nymag.com)

President-elect Donald Trump will have access to a system which can send unblockable texts to every phone in the United States once he becomes the president. From a report on NYMag: These 90-character messages, known as Wireless Emergency Alerts (or WEAs), are part of a program put in place after Congress passed the Warning, Alert, and Response Network (WARN) Act, in 2006. WEAs allow for targeted messages to be sent to every cell phone getting a signal from certain geographically relevant cell towers (or, in a national emergency, all of them). While it'd be a true nightmare to get screeching alerts from your phone that "Loser Senate Democrats still won't confirm great man Peter Thiel to Supreme Court. Sad!", there are some checks and balances on this. While President-elect Trump hasn't shown much impulse control when it comes to his favorite mass-messaging service, Twitter, the process for issuing a WEA isn't as simple as typing out a 90-character alert from a presidential smartphone and hitting "Send." All WEAs must be issued through FEMA's Integrated Public Alert Warning System, meaning that an emergency alert from the president still has at least one layer to pass through before being issued. While FEMA is under control of the executive branch (the head of FEMA is selected by the president, and reports to the Department of Homeland Security), the agency would have a vested interest in not seeing their alert system bent toward, uh, non-emergency ends.

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  1. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    LOLOLOLOL

    1. Re:LOL by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      My sig proven as accurate as ever

  2. Don't give him ideas by NotInHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    Journalists, be careful what you publish. Don't give donald ideas!

    1. Re: Don't give him ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here in Europe we don't have any of that, being a relatively safe place where people rarely freak out. I did however notice a greyed-out section for Presidential Alerts which had Putin's name.

  3. Ha ha ha by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    First FEMA tweet

    Rosie O'donnell is a yuge bitch!!!!

    1. Re:Ha ha ha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've got "Trump sends nation goatse SMS" as the center square on my bingo card.

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  4. But I'm on the do not call tweet list... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead of reading a summary of Mr. Trump's 3AM tweets in The Wall Street Journal each morning, I'll be force to read each one as they come in real time.

  5. Re:Yes? So? by DickBreath · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, yeah, right. Presidents have been able to do this for a long time. No big deal.

    Why this is news is because in the past, presidents were sane.

    (Idea: incoming administration should modernize nuclear launch system for the 21st century so it is possible to give launch orders via Twitter.)

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  6. Re:Lets not worry about this yet by caferace · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a low ^^ id number. That is all.

  7. Re:Yes? So? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is this even showing up on a tech forum?

    Because Donald Trump is technically a sociopath?

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  8. Re:Lets not worry about this yet by GoblinKing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. Yes there is ... and obviously you, youngster, are not on it. ;P

  9. Re:Lets not worry about this yet by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Funny

    How is it that whenever there is a discussion regarding low UIDs you guys seem to crop up. Is there like a mailing list that people report to that you're all subscribed to for notifications?

    "Mailing list"? "Subscribed"? Ha!

    No, I'm sure these guys predate all that new-fangled nonsense. The 4-digit UID guys have a 1980s-style robocall recorded message that goes out; the system that operates it runs on a beowulf cluster of Commodore 64s.

    The 3-digit UID guys have a network of carrier pigeons that send out "notifications."