Steam Is Down (steamstat.us)
An anonymous reader writes: The entire Steam domain seems to be down for everyone. The websites and Steam clients won't connect. No word from Steam on Twitter or Reddit about the outage. The status page of Steam as well as third-party monitoring sites have confirmed the outage. A tweet from an unofficial Steam Status page says, "100% of #Steam connection manager servers are still down."
But it's The Cloud! The Cloud is more secure, safer, and more reliable! The Cloud can't go down!
... decide to go to their number 2 option of hanging out with family...
My number 2 option is masturbation. Hanging out with family is number 7 tops.
What about masturbating with the family?
I think "masturbate with the family simulator" is already a game on steam.
"That's the way to do it" - Punch