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Microsoft Patent Suggests HoloLens Could Keep Track of Your Small Items (theverge.com)
A new Microsoft patent has been published that describes a system that would let its HoloLens glasses track small items like car keys, ultimately helping users find their lost belongings. What's more is that the system can "monitor the status of objects without any instructions from users, keeping tabs on anything that's important to their lives," writes Adi Robertson via The Verge. From the report: The patent's basic idea is pretty simple. HoloLens has outward-facing cameras that can make a spatial map of a room, and machine vision technology can identify or track specific objects in an image. So if, for example, you put your keys down on a table, HoloLens could hypothetically spot them through the camera and quietly note their position. When you're about to leave the house, it could give you the keys' last known location, even if they've since been covered up by a newspaper or slipped under a couch cushion. But what's really interesting isn't the idea of HoloLens tracking an object. It's HoloLens learning what items matter to you and choosing what to follow, before you ever worry about losing something. To be clear, you could designate objects: one example has a traveler telling HoloLens to track their passport while abroad. In other cases, though, it could check to see how often you interact with an object, or when you move it around, and start tracking anything that hits a certain threshold.
Why do you dorks dislike technology so much? I'm sure you all love the idea of the computer on the Star Track Enterprise responding to voice commands and using complex AI to provide the best experience to people. However, you dislike and complain incessantly about modern technology trying to provide a lot of the same functionality. If you like it on Star Track, there's no reason to dislike the technology in the real world. Of course the AI will need to know some information about you and listen for voice commands, so there's no reason to complain about this. Overall, Star Track is quite worthless, but you should embrace the few redeeming qualities it has.
And yes, I know, I posted this yesterday. But the article is a dupe, and I'm sure you Star Track idiots would benefit from seeing this dose of reality again.
Now where did I put my Microsoft HoloLens?
I don't lose small items ever since I stopped socializing, because I don't have the constant distraction of blithering idiots competing for my attention. You'd be amazed how much concentration a person can muster by ignoring the shit out of worthless fucking people.
Wake me up when it can track dupes.
Probably without getting a warrant either.
So, why would you be stupid enough to pay to put a bugging device in your own home again ?
Oh, right, same reason you have a cell phone ... got that.
Only if it has a camera... say, like the Google Glass does.
How do you feel about allowing just anyone to know where your car keys are? After all, Microsoft can't seem to prevent any of the thousands of viruses out - so anyone could know.
pe.nis
With Microsoft security this is a wet dream for thieves.
Get into HoloLens' 'object spatial distribution database' and look where money, expensive small electronics and jewellery is stored.
Otherwise it could mostly work for single people.
Going to be much harder with others around that either 'helpfully' move your stuff to 'more exposed place where you can find it easier' or kids just dragging it around randomly.
Like with every solution with HoloLens this will make you look like a douche.
Normal video conferencing: two or more groups of people seeing each other over a remote distance.
Video conferencing with a partner using HoloLens: Cool 3D for a single individual, but all the others see a douche wearing a HoloLens.
Video conferencing where all partners use HoloLens: All douches see the other douches wearing their HoloLens.
The word 'track' appears several times in TFS. Readers here know where that leads.
We can expect that M$, Google, Apple & Fecebook will soon have maps of our homes, our workplace and our dungeon and all the goodies inside.
...omphaloskepsis often...
in Star Trek monitoring and controlling every aspect of their lives? I'm not a Trekkie but the evil that comes with these fucking corporate implementations is palpable.
Soon you won't be able to opt out because everyone you fucking know will be using it and you'll be collateral damage; just like Facebook/Google/M$/Amazon already are for everything else. Guess who their biggest customers are? (Hint: It ain't you).
... on slashdot across days?
https://slashdot.org/story/16/...
Then the new president can keep track of his small hands.
Far from being a good idea, I see this as just more of Microsoft's invasion of people's privacy. The disconcerting part is the bit about not requiring user instructions, which means the device must be monitoring every object around you. And of course it will be sending all that data back to Microsoft. So now Microsoft will know all about your porn collection (it already knows all about the porn you have on your computer), as well as all your valuables and other shit you really don't want others to know about. Once the system has been hacked, and we all know it will be, all that information will also be readily available to thieves. No more searching for your stuff, they will already know where it is.
Husband picks up wifes hololens by mistake and spots where she left her toys.
Wife picks up husbands hololens by mistake and spots where he left his stash of schoolgirl panties!
OrsonObject
https://wp.josh.com/2013/07/01/orsonobject-google-for-your-lost-keys/
I wonder how well this system would work if one has additional agents of chaos (i.e. ferrets, toddlers, etc.) that like to locate small objects left on tables and hide them in unexpected places.
That is a post-Roddenberry addition, and I would move that it is non-canon if you go by Roddenberry's original vision (based on TOS/early TNG) rather than the post Roddenberry productions (late TNG/DS9+)
Having said that, it does sound very Earth Final Conflict-ish.
Aliens in government perhaps? :P
captcha was 'proviso' how fitting.
But they involve opting out of societies that don't respect your privacy. Not many people are willing to give up the conveniences of their gilded cages to trek out in search of a new homeland, or to do the work necessary to found one...
Kill it with fire.
I generally believe in sharing all sorts of information. The recommendations are still generally lousy. I also am pretty open about pirating. mainly books. Haven't been arrested, or accosted yet. So where is all this control you privacy believers keep clamoring about?
So is obvious that the future is shaping up to be one where our own brains are hardly used any more, so like all other unused parts of our bodies will begin to shrink/disappear.
We will be literally lost, even in our own homes, whenever we take off our visors because there will be nothing to tell us what to think and when.
We will become the perfect unthinking, unquestioning, remote-controlled labour force.
How is this not a dupe from yesterday?
It's not that special?..
Why use benzocaine when you have an urn of coke on your bedside table?
Way, way, back in the mid 1980's they came out with a tiny device you could put on your key ring. If you could not find the keys, all you had to do is whistle, and it would beep back 3 times. You did this until you "cornered" the keys. To me, I think it was better/cheaper technology.
"Microsoft has determined that you would enjoy penis enlargement services. We invite you to review informationlets we send through your browser, smart TV, and all facial recognition billboards. Microsoft is fully committed to making your life better."
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
I cannot even recall the last time I lost anything. Why would I use this? May be of use to people with Alzheimer's?
It's bad enough the TSA looking in my pants, but now Microsoft want to do it.
Huh Huh. Huh huh. Micro soft. Heh heh.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Once I've come to rely on my HoloLens to find things for me, how am I supposed to find my HoloLens?
"Grab them by the pussy" -- President of the United States of America
"A new Microsoft patent has been published that describes a system that would let its HoloLens glasses track small items like car keys, ultimately helping users find their lost belongings."
This may be useful for absent-minded folks or people with Alzheimer's, but not really for me. For example, for the last 40 years my car keys are in one of three places: in my pocket, on the counter in that little bowl, or in the car's ignition switch. Even though I'm old and decrepit I just don't misplace a lot of stuff. I really can't recall the last time I couldn't find my car keys. Maybe Microsoft could keep track of that. Cortana: "You last misplaced your keys on December 5th, 1987. They were on the coffee table underneath the Barely Legal Perky Hooters magazine."
But for those who are congenitally incapable of remembering where stuff is, please allow Microsoft to tell you where your keys, TV remote, wallet, yogurt, slippers, and current wife happen to be.
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
This is just a patent application. That doesn't mean it's been granted, or will be granted. And I'm not a lawyer, but it doesn't sound like this comes anywhere close to meeting the supreme court's "not an abstract idea" standard. This is totally something a human could do, if you just hired a human to follow you around and write down where you left things. That means it's not patentable.
"I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
So basically only if they're already in the line of sight of that thing, as well as in the field of view which is smaller than what your eyes normally see. Just get a TrackR or something, and then you don't have to do all that searching. And it's probably cheaper than a HoloLens.
Twinstiq, game news
If it was simply "My user has put keys down at X,Y,Z. Store this data somewhere this side of their router", I'd love it.
Whereas I kinda suspect it's going to be "My user has put keys down at X, Y, Z. They appear to be keys for a Ford Mondeo. Possibly the 2014 model. Store this data on the Microsoft servers for data mining. Provide access to every damn Government agency around the world."