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Hackers Unlock NES Classic, Upload New Games Via USB Cable (arstechnica.com)

Just because Nintendo doesn't officially let their tiny replica NES receive new games doesn't mean hackers won't find a way to add their own. This week, hackers in Japan and Russia figured out soft-mod solutions to adding new games to the NES Classic, meaning you don't need to grab a screwdriver or a soldering iron to mod your own console. Ars Technica reports: According to the whiz kids at Reddit's NESClassicMods community, the solution won't work until you've created a save file in Super Mario Bros' first slot. (Chances are, you've already done this just by playing the game, since creating game saves is so easy with this system.) Once you've done that, connect your NES Classic Edition to a computer via a micro-USB cable, then boot the NES in "FEL" mode. This is done by holding down the system's reset button while pushing down the power button from a powered-off state. While you're booting, you should also run a "sunxi-FEL" interface on your computer. (An open-source version of compatible "USBBoot" software can be found here.) The rest of the steps land firmly in "operate at your own risk" territory, as they require copying your NES Classic's internal data to your computer, then modifying and adding files via an application made by hackers. Doing so, by the way, includes the dubious step of supplying your own ROM files, which you may have either dumped from your own cartridges or downloaded from other Internet users. One tool linked from that Reddit community, however, comes with two open-source NES ROMs that are in the legal free-and-clear to upload to your hardware. Once you've added your own game files, which should also include custom JPGs that will appear in the NES Classic's "box art" GUI, you'll have to repack the hardware's kernel, then fully flash the hardware yourself. Do all of those steps correctly, and you'll see every single game you've added appear in the slick, default interface.

86 comments

  1. Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good job. You probably don't want to update it with any official Nintendo firmware update after that.

    1. Re: Nice by geolaw · · Score: 2

      And safe to bet that the next batch Nintendo ships won't be vulnerable, better get me one now! :)

    2. Re: Nice by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or just build a RetroPie and you don't have to worry about this. Rasberry Pi + 2 USB game pads + RetroPie boot ROM + torrent of 6000+ ROMs that you can load as you please over WiFi and you've got every NES game, every SNES game, every Genesis game, every TurboGrafix 16 game, every atari game, every N64 game, etc. Cost about $80. My four year old and I have been having a blast playing TMNT IV, Bubble Bobble, Golden Axe, etc.

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    3. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What game pads are you using?

      Going to do this myself, but want to get a decent set of controllers.

    4. Re: Nice by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      It's not that hard at all to setup. If you think it is then you're probably on the wrong site.

    5. Re: Nice by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      Got one of those (PI 3b) for Christmas and that's what I did with it. Works really well for NES and SNES. N64 is hit or miss and nothing works past that console, but it's a fun project. Haven't tried other brand consoles yet.

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    6. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no shit, no one ever knew this great secret! Thank god you came around and let everyfucking body KNOW that you can EMULATE SHIT ON A COMPUTER

      clap clap clap shut the fuck up pitard, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW

    7. Re: Nice by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      It took me about an hour, and now I just turn it on and it goes. If you can't figure it out...man wtf are you doing on slashdot?

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    8. Re: Nice by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think they're these: https://www.amazon.com/Gtron-R...

      They feel fine and work great. But the cords are only 4ft long so I got USB extension cords. If you want to play N64 games there are also pads with the analog stick, etc, but I haven't bothered with that. My goal was to play simple games with my kid because vidya games these days on the Xbox One and such are way too complicated.

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    9. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I duct tape cranky software together for a living all day at work. I want to come home, push power, and play.

    10. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most the next NES update batch can do is erase data that has been uploaded. Programmers will always create a new door

    11. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the originals via adapters: http://www.retrousb.com/index.php?cPath=21&osCsid=5e45a79db7672ae90e18c8be65b92f4f

    12. Re: Nice by ezelkow1 · · Score: 1

      you obviously were doing something completely wrong

      You just grab the retropi image, flash it to an sdcard following the instructions for your OS
      pop it into the pi, let it boot, expand the image
      plug in keyboard, setup wifi, etc
      your done

      You now have a retropi running with visible samba shares and can copy whatever roms you want over. If it took you more than that, you fucked up

    13. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The capability to add more games via a MicroSDHC card should have been built in to the NES Classic in the first place. The Retro-Pie is easy to build, and is a much more capable system in every way.

    14. Re: Nice by WolfgangVL · · Score: 1

      Retropi is ready to go right away. Controllers are plug and play. The hardest part for non tech people would be flashing the sdcard and expanding the file-system, both of which are well documented procedures with tons of video and text guides. Use a pi3 and your wifi will even work "out of the box"

      Don't be scared, retropi is an easy and fun bonding experience for the whole family.

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    15. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Xbox 360 wireless controllers with a ms dongle http://support.xbox.com/en-US/xbox-on-windows/accessories/xbox-360-wireless-gaming-receiver-windows

      Works like a charm. But the NES games still suck...

    16. Re: Nice by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Nintendo should have made the unit with the less built-in games and sold mini-NES cartridges at different prices, i.e. Zelda (1 and 2), Mega Man collection (all the NES Mega Man games), etc. The collectors alone would have paid a lot to have an official miniature Zelda gold cart.

    17. Re: Nice by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      What would be a neat hard hack IMO is to buy a NES classic, gut its motherboard, and put a Pi 3B in it instead with multiple console emulators and enough SD card space for all of the complete GoodSet rom collections (i.e. GoodNES, GoodSNES, GoodGen, GoodN64, etc) available on torrent sites (64GB would be plenty.) That basically makes the NES classic a $60 shell for the rpi, which isn't a bad deal considering that really ugly looking ones made of 3d printer filament will cost you roughly $30 in materials, assuming you have an actual 3d printer.

    18. Re: Nice by adolf · · Score: 1

      PS3 controllers, either wired or with the built-in Bluetooth, FTW.

    19. Re: Nice by Duds · · Score: 1

      They're different things, I don't even think the're competitors.

      You can certainly do what you suggest, I did. Let's not pretend however that everyone in the real world can get hold of the roms, that knows how to edit a config file in nano when the sound doesn't go down hdmi properly or that is comfortable with copying via samba and flashing SD cards.

      The Mini NES is for those people but also is just such a gorgeous device in itself and one people just "get" that it's for different people. I own one because of how lovely it is in general but I won't pretend the Pi doesn't get more use.

      Of course, and I suspect this was largely your point, those people are also not the people who are reflashing the NES.

    20. Re: Nice by Duds · · Score: 1

      8bitDo controllers are really good. I've also been recommended Buffalo's fauxSNES controllers but I've not tried them myself.

    21. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't update. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT of this thing, a simple product that doesn't need troubleshooting. Are you people really this fucking retarded that you don't understand it? Or are you just willfully ignorant?

    22. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, teach your kid early that you can have every single game in the world and don't have to pay for any of them. Will grow up to be a fine individual I'm sure. :)

    23. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mini NES is for people who aren't morally comfortable stealing shit, unlike a lot of the degenerate fuckers in this thread.

    24. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be easy to avoid seeing as the NES mini doesn't connect to the internet at all.

      I wonder if this hack works with the Famicom mini too. Not only would I be able to put the games I want on it, but also have them in English.

    25. Re: Nice by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      So instead teach them the delusion of artificial scarcity? I'd think lying to them like that might be some kind of child abuse.

      Also you're on slashdot faggot.

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    26. Re: Nice by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Of course, and I suspect this was largely your point, those people are also not the people who are reflashing the NES.

      1. Yes. I think assembling a RetroPie is easier than the instructions for reflashing the NES. You can even buy complete kits off Amazon where all you need to do is snap the Pi into a case.

      2. I'm also posting on slashdot, which used to be a website for l33t computer h4xx0r types who would have no problem doing any of this. I didn't think I would need to qualify who the audience for comment was to my audience, I also forgot this is slashdot, where everyone is a pedantic nitwit.

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    27. Re: Nice by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      1) This thread is about how you can hack the mini NES so you can use it to load copied ROMs.

      2) Copyright infringement isn't theft, this is slashdot, and you're a faggot.

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    28. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but this is pretty far from true. Getting RetroPie to run, that's easy. Getting it to look good and run well is a completely different question.

      First, the built-in scrapers are both finicky and error prone as all-Hell. They take a metric eternity to run and have, at best, a 80% success rate. If you don't manually handle all of the conflicts, of which there will be many, you'll have a ton of incorrectly marked ROMs. Fixing them is unpleasant. Unless you know exactly what the search API wants there are many ROMs it will simply never find. R.C. Pro-Am, F-Zero, Qix, etc. Then you'll inevitably hit occasions where the scraper will crash EmulationStation and all of your work will be lost since it only writes out the gamelist metadata when it shuts down gracefully.

      Second, the out-of-the-box configuration is very un-tuned. You're certain to experience unacceptable lag for nearly any platformer unless you fiddle with the settings, manipulating the driver, rendering, timing and audio options. Often enough the specific optional emulator and configuration is different per ROM. This is especially true of the SuperFX titles, which either seem to run super-slow or super-fast. And if you have any desire to include arcade ROMs that is a fun game of trial and error finding out exactly which version will run remotely acceptable.

      Controllers are somewhat plug and play. USB controllers are definitely relatively simple. Bluetooth controllers are a bit more involved. For a while if I had two BT controllers connected EmulationStation would refuse to show the ROM selection screen.

      So yeah, RetroPie is interesting and a worthwhile replacement project to Classic NES. But it's certainly a bit more involved. Nothing beyond someone with some slight technical prowess, but an understanding of Linux is certainly very helpful. I wouldn't even begin to consider handing off the hardware and directions to most of my family members, though.

    29. Re: Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child abuse? You're teaching them the realities of life, that many people will lie to you. It would be child abuse not to prepare them for this.

  2. No copy protection? by JBMcB · · Score: 2

    Doesn't look like there is any copy protection. The steps are, basically, copy the system image to a PC over USB, modify it, copy it back.

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  3. Surprising. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It looks like Nintendo did their own, slightly quirky, thing in terms of how the ROMs are stored; but the procedure otherwise uses the same tools you use to manipulate Allwinner SoCs over USB. Since this console is just a cut-down Allwinner board, that isn't a surprise; but (as we know from dealing with cellphones and some tablets from the more obnoxious vendors) the ability to lock the bootloader so that it flatly refuses to do anything with an unsigned payload is a pretty standard feature. Some vendors don't turn it on; or allow it to be turned off; but the hardware is generally capable of it.

    Given Nintendo's historical opposition to basically anything they don't explicitly allow happening on their consoles, it seems like a real surprise that this one cheerfully accepts being reflashed with a modified system image. Does Nintendo just not care in this case? Are they doing console lockdown almost as retro as the games being emulated?

    1. Re:Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They got people to purchase old games running on an emulator for $60. Which you can get for free.

      And nearly no one is going to bother hacking it.

    2. Re: Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nintendo's historical opposition"

      You must be thinking of Sony, or maybe Microsoft perhaps?

    3. Re: Surprising. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, Nintendo. Their(crude by modern standards; but quite clear in intention) CIC/10NES lockout chips were in full production well before Sony even had a console in the race; and back when 'Microsoft' meant 'MS-DOS 2.0'; and they have been enthusiastically litigating against vendors and distributors of flash carts and assorted unauthorized accessories for ages.

      Sony and Microsoft are also control freaks; and quite possibly better at it than Nintendo(they've made mistakes of their own, like the hilarious PS3 LV0 key leak; or the original Xbox's naive assumption that fast busses were enough to keep low end adversaries at bay even though FPGAs exist); but Nintendo has been at least attempting to keep things locked up nice and tight since before Sony and MS had even entered the market.

    4. Re: Surprising. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Given Nintendo's historical opposition to basically anything they don't explicitly allow happening on their consoles,

      You must be thinking of Sony, or maybe Microsoft perhaps?

      Nintendo has the longest, largest, and most voluminous history of going after fan sequels and the like of anyone. They also have done more to combat hacking than any other console developer, consistently, repeatedly, and even promptly closing holes in the Wii — sometimes in ways that rendered hacked consoles unbootable.

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    5. Re:Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Edit: I did some poking around; and (to my surprise) the 'R16' Allwinner SoC(apparently a relabled A33) does appear to be one of the parts cheap enough to not feature efuse key storage and some sort of 'secure boot' support. It does have crypto acceleration; but doesn't appear to have any provision for preboot signature/hash verification. Their various slightly more expensive parts do mention these features, so it's not something they don't offer; but apparently Nintendo didn't figure that it was worth the extra cost. I remain surprised; but it appears that my assumptions were wrong on this one.

    6. Re:Surprising. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Given Nintendo's historical opposition to basically anything they don't explicitly allow happening on their consoles, it seems like a real surprise that this one cheerfully accepts being reflashed with a modified system image. Does Nintendo just not care in this case? Are they doing console lockdown almost as retro as the games being emulated?

      Nintendo wants to sell consoles. Usually you do that by offering a locked down platform with anti-piracy features developers want to develop for, so they make games and users buy it for the games. In this case the games are already written. Who is going to start writing new games for the Nintendo Classic? Nobody. So why should Nintendo try to get between you and your favorite non-included classic? I'm pretty sure this means you'll quickly see "every game under the sun" classic boxes for sale on eBay. Which means Nintendo will sell lots of boxes. Companies are very good at not looking too hard into why they make money when it's in their best interest not to.

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    7. Re:Surprising. by tepples · · Score: 1

      They got people to purchase old games running on an emulator for $60. Which you can get for free.

      Doing it without your ISP threatening to shut off your connection for copyright infringement isn't "for free". Doing it on your living room TV as opposed to your computer desk in another room isn't "for free". A gamepad isn't "for free" either.

    8. Re:Surprising. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Who is going to start writing new games for the Nintendo Classic?

      Probably the same people who are still writing new games for the original NES in the first place: KHAN Games, Retrotainment, Rainwarrior, and the like.

    9. Re: Surprising. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Nintendo has the longest, largest, and most voluminous history of going after fan sequels and the like of anyone.

      Longer than, say, The Tetris Company?

      promptly closing holes in the Wii

      Sony did this first with PSP firmware cat-and-mouse.

    10. Re:Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the same people who are still writing new games for the original NES in the first place: KHAN Games, Retrotainment, Rainwarrior, and the like.

      You mean the same people who aren't licensing 10NES chips directly from Nintendo for their repro carts (not that they could), aren't getting the Nintendo Seal of Quality (not that they could), and who Nintendo therefore couldn't give a fuck less about (not that they would)?

    11. Re:Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the same people who are still writing new games for the original NES in the first place: KHAN Games, Retrotainment, Rainwarrior, and the like.

      You mean the same people who aren't licensing 10NES chips from Nintendo (not that they could anymore), aren't getting the Nintendo Seal of Quality (not that they could anymore), aren't going through Lot Check (not that they could anymore), and who Nintendo therefore couldn't possibly care less about (not that they would anymore)? Don't be obtuse, you know exactly what GP was saying.

    12. Re:Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ISPs complain because someone else complained. That's going to happen a lot in visible-by-design delivery mechanisms, like p2p swarms. Getting Game of Thrones discreetly won't be one-click easy. Emulators/ROMs the size of a JPG are a different story. Shit, you can embed them INTO a JPG.

      Depending on your local laws, ripping your own game backups is legal. A stand-alone, unequipped emulator is legal.

    13. Re:Surprising. by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      You don't need 10NES chips, that was already cloned with the CIClone, which was based on the Tengen lockout chip interestingly enough.

    14. Re:Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They got people to purchase old games running on an emulator for $60. Which you can get for free.

      It's worth $60 to not have to dick around with setting up an emulator and seek out 3rd party game pads of questionable quality.

    15. Re:Surprising. by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      It's simply possible that Nintendo doesn't give a shit what happens after you buy it.

    16. Re: Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were doing it before Tetris existed, so yes.

    17. Re: Surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Down with copyright! Creators should just do it for the love of it, all games should be free and all IP should be free to use for anyone!

      ^Fuck every single shitstain who thinks like that.

  4. boot system image on a pc? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    surely, one would be able to run the nes classic on a virtual device of somekind...

  5. PC emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just run a NES emulator on your PC (free) with a NES USB gamepad ($10)?

    1. Re: PC emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where do you get these free PCs?

    2. Re: PC emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think there is anyone would buy the NES Classic that doesn't already own some device that can run a NES emulator?

    3. Re:PC emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aesthetics. A mini-NES-looking case looks and sounds a lot better next to the TV, than a bulky desktop, and does not require a keyboard and mouse to navigate the emulator.

    4. Re: PC emulation by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Office buildings around the place I live. It's strange, put on a boilersuit, put some PC-Company looking logo on it, when asked something grunt something back in a foreign language and show a sheet of paper that says you're supposed to pick up a PC, grab a PC and leave.

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    5. Re: PC emulation by tepples · · Score: 1

      For one thing, the computer desk is usually in a separate room from the living room TV, and not everybody has the authority to pull HDMI and USB cables through the wall, especially if they rent or live in a jurisdiction that has made it a crime for anybody but a licensed electrician to pull cables through a wall. For another, a Windows PC usually* can't be used for web browsing or whatever other tasks while it is in use for NES emulation.

      * Without paying extra for Remote Desktop and the like.

    6. Re: PC emulation by tepples · · Score: 1

      People who own only an iPhone, iPad, and game consoles. Apple's App Store Review Guidelines require iOS apps to be "self-contained", meaning an emulator must come with any required ROMs. In practice, this means only a game's publisher can publish an emulator on the App Store.

    7. Re:PC emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because some people have morals you thieving fuck.

    8. Re:PC emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copyright infringement is not theft you ignorant fuck.

  6. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo made sure only a handful of consumers who were willing to wait in long lines hours ahead of store openings could buy the trickle of NES Classics made available over the holidays, so my guess is these hackers won't even be able to enjoy their fruits.

    1. Re: Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the people who preordered and got theirs on release day..

  7. Re:Hackers? by meerling · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually Crackers break through security (mostly into other computers, but also anything that thinks it's protected)
    Hackers write code. Anyone writing code without having previously written a flow chart and and the entire algorithm before actually putting it into the whatever development platform they're using, is hacking. It is not breaking into other computers, that is cracking.
    You know, like a safe cracker. I'm sure you've heard of that from the pre-computer days. I'm also sure you've heard of writers being called hacks in the pre-computer days as well. If you haven't heard that, just stream some classic movies.

  8. Just release old games on other platforms already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't help but wonder how much more money Nintendo would make if they would just start releasing some of their older games for Android & iOS. They could have a steady stream of money flowing in from new people wanting to play classic games, much like how people are still buying Hemingway and Agatha Christie. Why do they insist on tying these re-releases to a specific hardware console?

  9. or just save yourself the hassle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and use retropie

  10. They should have just given us every game by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 1

    They could have easily charged $100 if it had every NES game on there. To get any money all for games that old would/should be like manna from Heaven to the companies that own the IP.

    1. Re: They should have just given us every game by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      They don't have the legal right to do that. They don't own the copyright on most games

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    2. Re: They should have just given us every game by tepples · · Score: 1

      DeplorableCodeMonkey was suggesting that Nintendo license said games from said companies.

      But I agree with you that this wouldn't be practical. When Virtual Console was first announced, GoldenEye and Tetris were listed as examples of games that would be impractical to license. The NES doesn't have GoldenEye, but James Bond Jr. would have the same practical problems.

    3. Re: They should have just given us every game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goldeneye would share more licensing trouble in common with RC Pro Am than James Bond Jr.

      James Bond Jr. was a Eurocom game published by THQ and GameTek. All three of those companies are gone, and the IP holder is likely clueless, and clueless doesn't win lawsuits. That leaves only MGM, Camelot/CBS, and Claster for their cartoon IP that it's based on. MGM can probably speak for all three.

      RC Pro Am was a Rare Coin-It game. Microsoft owns those now, and if it's going to be monetized, it'd better happen on Xbox One.

      Goldeneye suffers from both problems. It's both a Rareware (formerly Rare Coin-It) game that is now owned by Microsoft, and it's still tied to MGM and Danjaq for Bond rights.

    4. Re: They should have just given us every game by tepples · · Score: 1

      Goldeneye would share more licensing trouble in common with RC Pro Am than James Bond Jr.

      I was referring to the Danjaq connection, which is why RC Pro-Am and Perfect Dark appeared in Rare Replay and GoldenEye didn't.

  11. Re:Hackers? by jodokast98 · · Score: 1

    AC clearly only knows the MSM version of what "hacking" is. aka. teh hax0rz!

  12. Re:Hackers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, you've commented on wrong article. :D

  13. Friends and family of /. users by tepples · · Score: 1

    A lot of Slashdot users have friends and family members who don't belong on this site by your criterion. They lack the time to set up RetroPie individually for each of them. Besides, I thought an RPi board, case, and controller already cost as much as this Nintendo product, and that's without ROM licenses.

    1. Re:Friends and family of /. users by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The MSRP for the Nintendo Classic is $59.99, however, the going price (at Walmart for example) is $239.71 currently due to restricted stock.

      https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nin...

      http://www.nintendo.com/nes-cl...

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  14. Re:Hackers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You clearly don't understand how language develops.

  15. USB Gamepads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use an Xbox Duke controller myself, which I spliced with a standard USB cable so that I could plug it into a standard USB port. If that doesn't sound appealing then I would recommend one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Wired-Controller-Windows-Console/dp/B004QRKWLA

    If you really want something blocky and uncomfortable like the classic NES controllers that's an option too, but I prefer to use a modern gamepad and then map the buttons in an obvious way.

  16. God damn it, Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your piece of shit site acted like my first reply didn't get posted. I even reloaded the page, and it wasn't there, so I wrote it again. Now it looks like I double-posted. Fuck you, Slashdot.

  17. Possibly best emulator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Nintendo created this using ARM hardware, the games run on an emulator. I assume this is based on their own internal emulator projector/software (they've had others for the NDS for development).

    I assume since it's from Nintendo, it may have the best compatibility/performance of any emulator since they have all the docs and know how the hardware should behave.

    On the other hand, they may have only tested the 30 games on it and others may have problems.

  18. Re:Hackers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that the hacks have hacked "hack", then? Why don't they just hack up a hairball and put that on the page and call it progress? It would make as much sense.

    Hack means what it meant. Morons with a limited vocabulary and an inability to use language don't get to dictate changes to everyone else.

    The only acceptable time for "hack" and "crack" to be interchangeable when talking about computer intrusions is when there was a need for some new software to be written in order to allow the intrusion. That's actually pretty common, until the script kiddies get involved. Script kiddies aren't hackers (as we've been saying for years), they're merely crackers. Guys that write software to exploit a vulnerability are both. That is the only reason to allow the continued use of "hack" in these articles.

    The hackers in this article are most certainly hackers, as they wrote the "sunxi-FEL" interface for the host computer. They're also crackers, since they broke the security measures in place to keep them out. Either term applies here. It does not always apply. And we should never cede ground to mouthbreathers.

  19. Like To Touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTWDeIm_9oh_HBKvAR4KekQ

  20. Nobody answered or asked this question yet by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    What is the internal capacity? Is there only enough for roughly 30 NES games or does it have enough space for 300? How about 3000?

    Does it support all the mappers or only a few specific ones? (MMC3, VRC2, etc)

  21. Re:Just release old games on other platforms alrea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nintendo have quality standards. That means they will never put traditional platformers on a phone with horrible fucking virtual touch buttons. They're not capcom. See the recent pile of horse shit that is the megaman collection on phones.

    Anyone who thinks Nintendo would sink that fucking low that they'd do something horrific like that, is a fucking retard. Hell, anyone who thinks this is a good idea period should get their thick fucking skull checked out.

  22. Re:Hackers? by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 1

    I think we lost this fight.