Google Translate Is About To Get a Lot Better, Thanks To Its Machine Learning Push (cnbc.com)
Google CEO Sundar Pichai is offering a big new update that should affect anyone who's ever used Google's translation services. From a report on CNBC: The new version will be rolling out in 2017 via Google Cloud, Pichai said. "We have improved our translation ability more in one single year than all our improvements over the last 10 years combined," Pichai told investors in a quarterly call, after parent company Alphabet reported mixed results.
I received a long letter in Japanese, ran it through Google translate, and sent it to my Japanese colleague. He thanked me for pointing it out, it saved him an hour of work; he only needed to make minor corrections.
"Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
i.e. "we haven't updated the software for a decade, but we are rolling out a patch soon"
Especially for the phrase "Out of sight, out of mind"? Or do we get "Invisible Idiot"
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
Which language did you use to get that? I tried a few. Spanish worked well. Arabic made it a little more flowery. Japanese came close to what you said "Invisible, without mind".
My girlfriend is Italian.
I'm Cockney (a particular London accent that's fast and loose with silly things like consonants in words - sorted becomes "saw-id").
Google Translate - in any of its forms - is just assuredly hilarious. If they've made ten years progress it might just about not completely comical any more, that's about it.
The only decent feature is the Translate app which can replace words in a video image in real-time.
Scan it over a menu and you can get a vague idea of what food it lists, but good luck relying on it for any kind of accuracy. Normally as you hold the image as still as you can, you get words like lobster changing to words like furniture and all kinds of nonsense.
And even when you TYPE IN a phrase beyond "Where are the toilets?", the translation is as useless as Facebook's translations on its posts.
Machine learning has a LONG way to go before it can get to properly translate anything. Like understanding me when I say "Cancel Route" in my car, which basically has no fucking idea what I'm saying despite it having a very limited vocabulary at that point, speaking clearly, enunciating as best I can, repeating endlessly and being alone in a soundproof box with a mic stuck above my head (which is crystal-clear on phone calls).
Actually, typing "Out-of-sight, out-of-mind" (with dashes) gave a better Japanese translation, but the translation back was still : "Invisible, do not worry" which is clearly not that great :-)
I can't wait to be able to properly swear at Alibaba merchants! ;)
Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
Especially for the phrase "Out of sight, out of mind"? Or do we get "Invisible Idiot"
For Portuguese: "Out of sight, out of mind" => "fora da vista, longe da mente" (out of sight, far from mind) => "Out of sight, out of mind"
Then we'll have a valid need to say "my hovercraft is full of eels".
I'm Cockney (a particular London accent that's fast and loose with silly things like consonants in words - sorted becomes "saw-id"). ...
> when I say "Cancel Route" in my car, which basically has no fucking idea what I'm saying
So you said "assel rat" and it said "what the hell did you just say?!" ? ;)
Maybe they'll finally fix "ferret": https://www.reddit.com/r/Esper...
It's an old apocryphal story about a English/Russian translation machine.
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
If it's anything like their "improvements" to Google Maps of recent years....
"Who the hell is Nietzche? It's a question stupid people are asking." -- Newscaster, "Jesus Christ Supercop"
Until it translates "Donald Trump" into "Mother fucking shithead" it will be broken.
Me: Chrome please translate japanese to english: http://www.elecom.co.jp/suppor...?
Chrome: Japanese is hard.
I'm talking about the interface, not real-time road data. The major change to the interface that they rolled out several years back was terrible, and remains so. They made it slow, spread out buttons that do the same thing, removed lots of useful buttons and features, added a number of buttons that the vast majority of people will never want to use but will click on thinking that they're something else, made the geotagged photos system practically useless, and ((insert about 50 more complaints here)). Also, 1998 called, they want their terrain maps back. Seriously, how is it 2017 and their terrain maps still look like garbage?
Here, let's pull up a link for what terrain looks like on our little local mom-and-pop maps site (Ja.is). Now let's get the same spot to compare in google.... Oh, hey, I was going to grab it for you, but it looks like Google Maps doesn't even want to open on my latest version of Chrome! On my work computer, it opens fine, but if I zoom out too far it freezes.
POS.
"Who the hell is Nietzche? It's a question stupid people are asking." -- Newscaster, "Jesus Christ Supercop"
Are you talking about the one that translated "the body is weak but the spirit is strong" into Russian and back to English and got "the meat is rotten but the vodka is strong"?
Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"