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Story Of a Founder Who Burned Through $21M While His Social App Fling Crashed (businessinsider.com)

London-based social media app Fling, which never brought in any revenue, burned through $21 million in less than three years. According to a Business Insider report, the founder splashed out on 1st class flights, Ibiza hotels, and Michelin-star restaurants (Editor's note: The link could ask users to disable their adblockers; alternate source. From the report: In early July 2015, temperatures were rising in the boardroom on the top floor of a 12-story office block in Hammersmith, West London. Marco Nardone, the 28-year-old CEO and founder of social media app Fling, had called an emergency meeting the day after his app was removed from the App Store by Apple for being too similar to the notorious Chatroulette platform. The atmosphere was tense and Nardone was furious, three former employees said, because his COO, Emerson Osmond, had gone behind his back. Specifically, he was angry because Osmond had told Nardone's assistant not to order tents for the office that would allow staff to sleep by their desks and work around the clock to get Fling back onto the App Store, a former employee told Business Insider. Nardone shouted and swore at Osmond before squaring up to him as if he was about to do something more, said two former employees. [...] On the day, Nardone asked staff to work late so they could address the issue. The CEO turned up in the middle of the night with two women that staff had never seen before and took them into a room, according to three former employees.

232 comments

  1. LIKE A BOSS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Spending other peoples money LIKE A BOSS!

    1. Re:LIKE A BOSS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump will hire him as Technology Czar, or maybe Chief of Pussy-Grabbing.

  2. 1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-star restaurants.

    The rest was squandered I suspect

  3. CEO turned up in the middle of the night by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    I guess he wanted to "work late"

    1. Re:CEO turned up in the middle of the night by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 3, Funny

      The two women confirmed that he was up all night.

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    2. Re:CEO turned up in the middle of the night by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      And they would, having agreed to at least an oral contract.

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    3. Re:CEO turned up in the middle of the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A non-dicksclosure agreement is standard floperating procedure.

    4. Re:CEO turned up in the middle of the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they were there to keep him abreast of affairs?

    5. Re: CEO turned up in the middle of the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were his therapists- working out his anal retentiviness issues through role play. I.e, the fucked him in the ass with strap on's.

    6. Re:CEO turned up in the middle of the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The two women confirmed that he was up all night.

      Viagra is a helluva drug.

  4. And I'll never read TFS by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Informative

    They don't like my add blocker and I am not turning it off for them.

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    1. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hit the stop button once the page has loaded but pop-up box has not yet appeared, print to PDF, read.

    2. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      They don't like my add blocker and I am not turning it off for them.

      This is pretty common these days especially sites which have basically turned into a blog farm. Business Insider, Forbes, Telegraph, Vice, Vox, etc. The Guardian is getting there, won't surprise me in the next couple of years if they start pushing the same garbage. They can crash and burn for all it worth though. Some sites are suffering worse for it then others, and there's new media rising to replace it all anyway.

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    3. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They don't like my add blocker and I am not turning it off for them.

      from the "console" tab of your favorite browser's developer tools: $('.tp-modal, .tp-backdrop').hide();$('body').css("overflow", "auto");

    4. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      They don't like my add blocker and I am not turning it off for them.

      That's why we come to slashdot! For the story-within-the-story experience.

      Not only that, but they offer "Get ad-light access for just $1" (the best of both worlds, pay and see ads).
      And the ad offer is a solid image instead of using some stupid old-fashioned text in a browser (e.g., I couldn't copy-paste it)

    5. Re:And I'll never read TFS by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Easier to simply disable Javascript.

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    6. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They don't like my add blocker and I am not turning it off for them.

      Perhaps if you used a subtract blocker instead....

    7. Re:And I'll never read TFS by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      They had no problem with mine ... (ublock Origin - Chrome)

    8. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad, you should see some of the pictures the CEO took of himself. Party hard

    9. Re:And I'll never read TFS by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      This.

      I know goddam well they know I hit the "fuck you," button as I declined to show my papers.

      There's always another way.

      They have their systems tactics -- I have mine.

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    10. Re:And I'll never read TFS by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

      Why is it that I'm laughing at this, but the fucking Mods (often me) are not?

      (Score:5, Funny)

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    11. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn off Javascript as well and it works fine.

    12. Re:And I'll never read TFS by houghi · · Score: 1

      Well, that is what they want. If you are unwilling to look at the ads, they are unwilling to give you the content. Seems like a win-win.

      Or do you think you are somehow entitled to see their content?

      If not showing the content is a good idea or not is besides the point. They think it is and it is their content.

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    13. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works fine with my combination of uBlock and filters.

    14. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Hylandr · · Score: 3, Funny

      View page source.

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    15. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they don't mind your add blocker - its your "ad" blocker they don't like...

      fuck... your supposed to be some kinds of nerd - yet can't spell ad - as in advertisement.

      its not fucking addvertisment

    16. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just go the page, let it load 1sec, hit Esc to stop the loading.... the adblock screen will not show up

    17. Re: And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "your" FTW

      If you want to hate on someone for bad spelling, make sure you spell correctly in your rant.

    18. Re: And I'll never read TFS by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      Why do I get the impression these are both the same AC?

    19. Re:And I'll never read TFS by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      That's one.

      I glomp protected photos and videos that way.

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    20. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well reading /. in the first place is an effective "multiply blocker"

    21. Re: And I'll never read TFS by negRo_slim · · Score: 2

      No that is kind of exactly the point. It's a dumb idea and people go elsewhere. Lose, lose. This wouldn't even be an issue if they dialed back the advertising nonsense to something resembling sanity.

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    22. Re:And I'll never read TFS by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      there's new media rising to replace it all anyway.

      But who is paying for the "new media"? And do they have a political agenda?

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    23. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google cache is another, and sometimes there's a "text-only" version of the page.

    24. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or do you think you are somehow entitled to see their content?

      Do they think their advertisers are somehow entitled to my time?

    25. Re:And I'll never read TFS by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      The amount of malware served up as advertising makes it completely ethical to block ads and just stay a technical step ahead of their 'ad block detector vans'.

      Fuck 'em all, right in the ear. 'What they think' doesn't matter.

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    26. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If not showing the content is a good idea or not is besides the point."

      In Black Mirror, the "15 million merits" episode, the protagonist is forced to watch commercials. If he averts his eyes the ad stops and a high pitch tone plays after a warning: "Watching is not optional." The tone gets louder and higher until he opens his eyes and watches the ad.

      How long until we get to mandatory ads? Keep our eyelids peeled back like in a Clockwork Orange, but so advertisers get to force us to view their content?

    27. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word "ad" is an abbreviation for "advertisement", which also has only one D. Why this simple item is not taught in school baffles me.

    28. Re:And I'll never read TFS by dcollins117 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or do you think you are somehow entitled to see their content?

      Once upon a time the internet was a place to put information you wanted to share with other people. Not "I just want money. I don't give a shit about you. I gets my money maybe I'll give you little a trinket of content you stupid git."

    29. Re:And I'll never read TFS by caseih · · Score: 1

      Usually at this point I decide it wasn't really worth reading anyway and move on. But if it's something I might want to read I find that using the QuickJava add-on for firefox to disable javascript for a few minutes works nearly all the time.

    30. Re:And I'll never read TFS by lgw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All media has a political agenda. The old media is collapsing for lack of anything except a political agenda. The real question is "who will pay for investigative reporters" in the new media world. Ideally, we'll have them from all sides. Project Veritas, a very small group with a right-wing agenda, is a stark contrast to the lack of similar investigative work on the left (at least in the US) for the past several years. I like Project Veritas: real, old-school undercover work, but they're never going to e.g. find scandalous corruption in the NRA or Trump's businesses.

      Any idiot can read the news and tell me what I'm "supposed to think" about it. Fuck those guys. Show me the hidden camera footage - that's a real journalist.

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    31. Re:And I'll never read TFS by lgw · · Score: 1

      Or do you think you are somehow entitled to see their content?

      It seems like they want to share their content. They just can't figure out how to monetize it. Really not my problem.

      Most of what I watch these days is Patreon-funded, because you can't depend on advertising revenue in the first place if you want to talk about anything controversial (and not just politics - game reviews are even crazier in this regard).

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    32. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'view page source'

      not geek enough eh?

    33. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting, because this one was actually fine without me un-blocking anything on NoScript. I was already allowing code.jquery.com, twitter.com, youtube.com and and google.com though. IMHO, script-blocking is better than ad-blocking. It's more general purpose and takes out ads as collateral damage.

    34. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just open "Inspector" from the developer menu, click on the nag overlay and press delete.

    35. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the www. A completely useless application platform.

    36. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough now with YouTube sticking ads at the beginning of every video.

      They day they make it show an ad every time I unpause it, is the day I go postal.

    37. Re: And I'll never read TFS by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Too late. I for one wouldn't notice. Not switching off my ad blocker to see if it's manageable without (and that's before taking into account the risks of drive-by attacks and so).

    38. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that easier?

    39. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you used a subtract blocker instead.

      Nah, that would just multiply his problems.

    40. Re: And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the content is (generally) already delivered; it's just being obscured. So their cost for bandwidth is already spent; they're simply being vindictive at that point.

    41. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    42. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That looker harder than hitting 'Esc' to me.

    43. Re:And I'll never read TFS by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Oh, and the malware I just gave you for looking at my ad is no charge!"

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    44. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disable javascript: you do that once, you're done and it works every time, everywhere.
      Hitting 'Esc' at exactly the right time: that's a manual gamble, every time you load a page.

      How is it easier?

    45. Re:And I'll never read TFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I disabled JavaScript on my iPhone Safari (on which you can't hit 'escape') and lo! Slashdot is readable again! Huzzah!

  5. The COO was right by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    The COO was right: you don't need TENTS to sleep indoors. Instead he should have just bought some sleeping bags and a couple of pillows.

    1. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The COO was right: you don't need TENTS to sleep indoors. Instead he should have just bought some sleeping bags and a couple of pillows.

      You need TENS to keep them awake and work round the clock.

    2. Re:The COO was right by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
      Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places; there's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.
      Homer: Uh-huh.
      Scorpio: There's Hammocks Are Us, that's on Third, too.
      Homer: Got it.
      Scorpio: You got Put Your Butt There...
      Homer: Mm-hmm.
      Scorpio: ...that's on Third.
      Homer: Yes.
      Scorpio: Swing Low Sweet Chariot...
      Homer: Right.
      Scorpio: Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex... it's the Hammock Complex, down on Third?
      Homer: Oh, the Hammock District!

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    3. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how we did it at my old law firm-- sleeping bags on the floor and lots of food ordered off Seamless on the client's dime. It was a good life. Every day was like a big campout with $35 meals on some F500 company's dime.

    4. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose if you don't have any kind of aspiration to having a personal life. Fuck that, life's too short to be abused by an employer.

    5. Re:The COO was right by beelsebob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Alternatively, let the engineers rest properly, and then they'll come back and write both more code, and better code the next day.

    6. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The work culture there is IN TENTS.

    7. Re:The COO was right by lgw · · Score: 1

      you don't need TENTS to sleep indoors. Instead he should have just bought some sleeping bags and a couple of pillows.

      The cost is the same, for all in tents and porpoises.

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    8. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no no you need hens to keep them awake. I am not sure whether they would work then.

    9. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more is not always better, usually it is worse.

    10. Re:The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not wasting hours to commute back and forth enables proper rest. Being at home is not proper rest. Good sleep is.

    11. Re: The COO was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have a cetacean for that?

    12. Re:The COO was right by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      A sleeping bag on a hard floor does not get you proper sleep. A break from thinking about work, a meal with your wife/girlfriend, and your own bed gets you proper sleep.

    13. Re:The COO was right by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      sleeping bags on the floor and lots of food ordered off Seamless on the client's dime. It was a good life.

      Yes, you keep telling yourself that.

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    14. Re:The COO was right by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Lately, I've been getting into the pattern where a difficult problem comes up, I work at it the rest of the day (however long that may be) without success, and realize the solution after I leave work (in one case, less than half a mile from the work parking lot). I'm starting to think that I'd be more productive with six four-hour days.

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  6. Lessons not learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's better to be a famous screwup than a nameless nobody. These folks will be in another venture with more VC money very very shortly.

  7. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by retchdog · · Score: 4, Funny

    oh, don't be so cynical. i'm sure a good chunk of it went to hookers and coke.

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  8. nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    niceee

    1. Re:nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "niceee"? With accent on the last vowel? Isn't it usually "niiiiice"?

  9. I miss the dotcom crash days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article stirred up a bunch of memories. We're going to need some kind of F*ckedCompany 2.0 soon because we're about to go on a wild ride.

  10. Wrong Sequence by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    You're supposed to at least go to IPO before you squander other people's money.

    1. Re:Wrong Sequence by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      No, squandering angel investor and venture capital money can be just as fun. It's like teaching them a lesson...

    2. Re:Wrong Sequence by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Once you IPO, you can cash in your own equity, but then you're spending your own money, which isn't nearly as much fun.

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  11. His future looks good by drunken_boxer777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This guy has what it takes to be a future banking exec, pharma exec, or a US senator. He'd better immigrate now, before the US builds a wall on its border with the UK.

    1. Re:His future looks good by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1, Funny
      No. He lacks a crucial qualification.

      He does not have the ability to avoid getting caught. So no deal.

      Wait...

      It is President Trump now.

      OK, he is fully qualified.

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    2. Re:His future looks good by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh it's not getting caught you have to evade; it's paying consequences.

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    3. Re:His future looks good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you're really good you'll evade paying the hookers.

    4. Re:His future looks good by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      We were screwed either way, but don't let that bother you too much.

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    5. Re:His future looks good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or president....or prime minister of a western country?

    6. Re:His future looks good by bkmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. He lacks a crucial qualification....He does not have the ability to avoid getting caught....

      FTA, he got caught and is now running another company that is buying and selling the IP rights from his former company and he's on a world vacation. It just goes to show the weaknesses in our system. We put a cashier in jail who stole change from the cash register at Walmart, but commit white collar fraud and breaking all kinds of corporate laws, no big deal. What vexes my mind is he still can apparently find investors to keep giving him money.

    7. Re:His future looks good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking money from idiots is not fraud.

  12. Living the dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what startup culture is all about. Having fun on someone else's dime and not building a real business.

    1. Re:Living the dream by computational+super · · Score: 1

      And treating your employees like slaves.

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    2. Re:Living the dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Rich young bros who want to be some sort of cool biz celebrity, so he creates a startup and hires a bunch of pushover nerds to do the dirty work. Cashes in on money raised but doesn't know how to run the business, so when everything comes crashing down, he blames everyone else who worked their asses off, company folds, repeat.

    3. Re:Living the dream by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      His dad funded it. I have to say: 'nice job rearranging the wealth pushover nerds'. I hope you extracted maximum value from the coked up fool and did fuckall work for it. The nerds should have used the place as a resume builder. With no functional management you just select your next job skill and justify why the company needs to pay you for a six month learning project.

      Mismanaged companies are opportunities, just require the right attitude and no loyalty.

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    4. Re:Living the dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not really want to defend anybody but what is the statistics for the startups - 9 out of 10 crash 1st year. The same 2nd. What does that make you if you survive 3y?

  13. Web 2 dot Fuck You! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get back to work making me a billionaire from my dumb idea!

  14. You know what they say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Apps that app other apps get apped!

    Apps!

    1. Re:You know what they say... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be nice to see a video of Steve Ballmer yelling "APPS! APPS! APPS! APPS! APPS! APPS! APPS! .." Ah, the good old days.

  15. All this has happened before ... by plutocrat · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing stories like this before the dotcom crash.

    I suppose it means that money is too free, and I suppose the market will correct that.

    1. Re:All this has happened before ... by magarity · · Score: 2

      I remember hearing stories like this before the dotcom crash.

      The absolute best was one about a startup whose website could be used to change your screen resolution. It was a spoof, but totally brilliant.

    2. Re:All this has happened before ... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I suppose the market will correct that.

      Nah, just let Uncle Sam foot the bill when the house of cards falls apart. Silicon Valley is too big to fail.

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    3. Re:All this has happened before ... by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      I suppose it means that money is too free, and I suppose the market will correct that.

      You meant it sarcastically but your second point is actually correct. People who invest in startups like this have a fiduciary duty to themselves or their firms to investigate what they're investing in. It's all "buyer beware" so I have no sympathy for those who lost money; you plays the game, you takes your chances. If you win -- with a Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, etc. -- you win big. If you lose, you lose big. That's how it's supposed to work.

      The net results of crap like this is investors (should) become more wary about what they invest in. They should vet companies before they invest and hold its executives to higher standards than this Nardone idiot was held. All of that is a Good Thing no matter what angle you look at this debacle from.

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    4. Re:All this has happened before ... by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      TFA mentions the biggest investor was his rich Father, but I'm sure he's learned his lesson for next time.

    5. Re:All this has happened before ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Fed proved it has unlimited liquidity in 2008 and afterwards, with no taxpayer money needed. Now we should apply the lesson to fund a basic income on the Fed's balance sheet at no cost to taxpayers. Indexation fixes inflation forever.

    6. Re:All this has happened before ... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between investing money with a founder who actually works to get the company going and one who is in it for the high living, and that may not be obvious on careful investigation, so I have some sympathy with the investors. I have much less for anyone who invests in his later startup.

      Not that I'm a startup founder or investor, but I'd imagine the founder doesn't want to give up control at that stage, and so the investors might be unable to stop the founder's living it up on their dime.

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  16. stoopid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he gets what he gets. investors get what they get..
    NOTHING FOR NOTHING..
    and Nardo is walking away with the experience and $

  17. He has a career ahead of him by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    A narcissistic douche in love with himself, a fondness for hookers, burns through money and leaves a trail of debt and bad business in his wake. He should run for office.

    1. Re:He has a career ahead of him by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

      He outsourced that to the pussy grabber.

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    2. Re:He has a career ahead of him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have read Trump's books.

    3. Re:He has a career ahead of him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah the Clinton years....

    4. Re:He has a career ahead of him by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, with mad crazy business skills like that, he'll probably get snapped up by Yahoo as their next CEO.

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    5. Re:He has a career ahead of him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reagan proved deficits don't matter. The private sector learned and has been applying the lesson liberally.

    6. Re:He has a career ahead of him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree! It worked great for the mayor of Washington DC for many years.

    7. Re:He has a career ahead of him by lgw · · Score: 1

      Jeez, leave Bill Clinton alone. Move on, already.

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    8. Re:He has a career ahead of him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, just like gas mileage doesn't matter when you're speeding towards a cliff.

      Why not step on the gas!

  18. Money! by monkeyxpress · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One useful thing I remember reading about Lord Sugar (that champion of business, who made most of his fortune from buying rental properties, yay) is when he talked about the days after the Amstrad IPO. Most of his management became instant millionaires (which meant something back then), and he commented that some turned up at work the next day and continued with no perceptible change in their behavior, while others rocked on up late in a brand new car and proceed to turn into giant egos. The most interesting thing is that he didn't seem to think there was any predictor as to how someone would turn out.

    In my own short business career I would tend to agree with this. It is extremely hard to know how someone will behave when they come into money, because most people do not have much money or any hope of getting it. You can have people who appear frugal and responsible, and they will always tell you how responsible they will be if they ever got money, but in my experience none of this prevents them undergoing a quite remarkable gollum like transformation when a large enough quantity of cash is placed in front of them.

    It would appear this guy falls into the 'drunk on money' category. Personally I'm surprised the VC's or whoever put the money up let him get away with this sort of behavior. Someone like that is not going to ever make you money, because for them money is the end, not the means by which you can build a profitable organisation.

    1. Re:Money! by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm surprised the VC's or whoever put the money up let him get away with this sort of behavior.

      I suspect that most of the money coming from his father had something to do with it but even then there were limits on how much money he was willing to spend indulging Nardone Jr.

    2. Re:Money! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure this is actually a strategy for some people. Not spending all the cash on themselves, that's just a nice bonus, but spending lots of money on extravagances so that it looks like their business is well funded and on the up. If you turn up at the company and everyone has a Herman Miller chair and expensive car, it projects a very different image to a few people in a spartan office with a stack of empty pizza boxes in the corner. Even on the personal level, meeting a CEO who looks rich makes it seem like the company is already successful.

      Of course, when I see a salesman turn up in a Jag I know instantly that I'm probably not going to buy anything from him. I'm not going to fund his new Aston Martin.

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    3. Re:Money! by computational+super · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're observing the wrong person. Observe his wife if you want to know how much cash he'll burn through given the opportunity.

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    4. Re:Money! by colfer · · Score: 1

      Besides his father, or perhaps after his father got sick of it, seems it came down to one well-connected VC, "ex-Goldman Sachs", those who followed his advice, and his "54-metre mega-yacht." (Quoting TFA.)

    5. Re:Money! by chispito · · Score: 2

      It would appear this guy falls into the 'drunk on money' category.

      Read TFA. His dad was his biggest investor. He was not new to money.

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    6. Re:Money! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      I'd say there are pretty good predictors, but I'm an engineer. Some people/cultures look at money as a long term asset, and others see it as cash. If I was able to cash out of my business for ~$3 million I would hope to work 80 hours per month and travel more. Neither of my partners would be likely to do anything different; they will retire in 10 years either way. Of my employees, I can tell you with about 80% confidence which ones would show up unchanged the next day with an extra $3 million in the bank, which would buy something over $150k but still work, and which would blow it all in a few years.

    7. Re:Money! by tibit · · Score: 1

      Joel Spolsky had this to say about the chairs, and I agree with him:

      Let me, for a moment, talk about the famous Aeron chair, made by Herman Miller. They cost about $900. This is about $800 more than a cheap office chair from OfficeDepot or Staples.

      They are much more comfortable than cheap chairs. If you get the right size and adjust it properly, most people can sit in them all day long without feeling uncomfortable. The back and seat are made out of a kind of mesh that lets air flow so you don’t get sweaty. The ergonomics, especially of the newer models with lumbar support, are excellent.

      They last longer than cheap chairs. We’ve been in business for six years and every Aeron is literally in mint condition: I challenge anyone to see the difference between the chairs we bought in 2000 and the chairs we bought three months ago. They easily last for ten years. The cheap chairs literally start falling apart after a matter of months. You’ll need at least four $100 chairs to last as long as an Aeron.

      So the bottom line is that an Aeron only really costs $500 more over ten years, or $50 a year. One dollar per week per programmer.

      A nice roll of toilet paper runs about a buck. Your programmers are probably using about one roll a week, each.

      So upgrading them to an Aeron chair literally costs the same amount as you’re spending on their toilet paper, and I assure you that if you tried to bring up toilet paper in the budget committee you would be sternly told not to mess around, there were important things to discuss.

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    8. Re:Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never found those Aeron chairs to be anything special or particularly comfy. If anything they waste a lot of time with all the adjusting, especially in meeting rooms where you end up with half the team or more spending a bunch of time fiddling with their chairs rather than getting work done.

    9. Re:Money! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I have a Mirra and love it. Mine was second hand though, good but not mint condition. I like them a lot, but when you are a start-up they are a bit of an extravagance. You get cheap chairs and when you are more stable upgrade.

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    10. Re:Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you work, but where I work I avoid dropping a deuce there. The TP is basically fine grit sand paper, only thinner so your fingers poke through unless using about 10 layers. It's there for emergencies only.

    11. Re:Money! by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Most of his management became instant millionaires (which meant something back then), and he commented that some turned up at work the next day and continued with no perceptible change in their behavior, while others rocked on up late in a brand new car and proceed to turn into giant egos.

      Not me....

      If I became a multi-millionaire overnight, I wouldn't even show UP to work the next day. I'd quit.

      If I had the kind of money where I could just enjoy the rest of my life....that's exactly what I"d spend my remaining time on earth doing.

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    12. Re:Money! by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      As someone once said: "A fool and his money are soon partying."

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    13. Re:Money! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The best chair I've ever had was 49 bucks from Ikea. Forget the model but it was probably something like Snrkkzöf. First time I sat on it I realized it was much more comfortable than the more expensive one they gave me at work.

      Starting to get a bit shabby but after eight years I'm not grumbling.

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    14. Re:Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nice roll of toilet paper runs about a buck. Your programmers are probably using about one roll a week, each.

      True story, I once had a boss who actually encouraged us to wait until we got home to take a dump, to save on TP.

      He also would re-use coffee grounds, just adding a scoop of fresh ones to the filter cup.

      Cheap bastard.

    15. Re:Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If anything they waste a lot of time with all the adjusting, especially in meeting rooms where you end up with half the team or more spending a bunch of time fiddling with their chairs rather than getting work done.

      If you wanted to get work done, you could just cancel the meeting!

    16. Re:Money! by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Given that he grew up as a Multimillionaires son dont think this was a case of money going to his head. This was a case of spoilt rich kid continuing his normal lifestyle while running a company and normal people (who have not been exposed to the multimillionaire lifestyle) not being able to understand the behaviour. The point is he does not need the company to be rich, he is already rich. Most successfull startup founders need the company to be successfull and the company is their first priority.

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    17. Re:Money! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I used to know some people at a small (6 person) business. The company scraped up enough money to lease a Jaguar automobile just so that they could drive it to client meetings where they would then offer to drive to lunch or whatever.

      I guess it worked to some extent, they did seem to bring in a good amount of business.

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    18. Re:Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Someone like that is not going to ever make you money, because for them money is the end, not the means by which you can build a profitable organisation."

      The VCs don't care. They insure against losses and win either way. Money is just a game for them, they have so much a few more billion isn't going to improve their standard of living; they keep making more and more money to "keep up with the Joneses", if the Joneses have a few more billion than they do. Money is a point system for the rich.

    19. Re:Money! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. It seems to me that every time I have sat in one of those chairs it goes something like this:

      1. Sit down and am immediately uncomfortable (lumbar is way too far forward or whatever)
      2. Lean back and panic for half a second when I think I am going to fall over backwards because the recline is near horizontal
      3. Look for the upright locking mechanism and end up plummeting to the floor because I hit the raise/lower mechanism
      4. Give up and bear it so that I can be attentive in the meeting

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    20. Re:Money! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1
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    21. Re: Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have meetings where work gets done? ?? Ha ha ha ha ha.

    22. Re:Money! by hattig · · Score: 1

      Yes. There are two Aeron user types.

        * The Reclining near-Horizontal User
        * The Sit Up Vertical User

      Luckily it only takes a short time to lock the recline and fix the height of the chair and arms but it does go wrong occasionally.

    23. Re:Money! by hattig · · Score: 1

      Just take some washlets in with you if they supply terrible toilet paper. And raise it with facilities.

    24. Re:Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminded me of the Louis Armstrong song Hey Lawdy Mama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmzF05njhg

      "When I had money, I had money to spend
      Hey Lawdy Mama, Great God Almighty
      When I had money, I had money to spend
      Every time I left home, I had a brand new friend"

    25. Re:Money! by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      [SMUG condition="On" level="HIGH"]

      I stand

      [/SMUG]

    26. Re:Money! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Back in the 60s, there was a big computer fraud case in the financial business (insurance, IIRC). It was computer fraud in that, since they had a computer, they could come up with stuff that fooled the other companies in their field who didn't have computers yet. I can't remember their name offhand, which I find annoying.

      .Anyway, they went on business spending sprees, which gave them more credibility (gee, they must be doing great to buy all that stuff for the execs) and more fun. When the company was found out, people were surprised at how little money was left.

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  19. Treacherous Device Insanity by jabberw0k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...his (program) was removed from the (program) Store by Apple for being too similar to (another program)

    Would Microsoft have ever permitted WordPerfect or Lotus 1-2-3 in the "DOS Program Store"? Anyone developing programs for these treacherous (allegedly "smart") devices gets what they deserve. It seems the entire world is suffering some kind of brain cancer or Stockholm Syndrome with these insidious devices.

    "Apps" are the exact opposite of what Personal Computers are supposed to be. Stop giving them your time and money.

    1. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The market is what it is. You need to go where the people are. The people are in a walled garden.

    2. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cult of Jobs' will live for another two thousand years, we haven't even gotten to the Apple-induced dark ages yet.

    3. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Omg, has the apps apper APPS luddite screamer finally identified himself?

    4. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Apps" are the exact opposite of what Personal Computers are supposed to be. Stop giving them your time and money.

      Yeah, if it were a real website he shouldn't depend on third parties [Apple Store] to get permission for doing whatever business he wanted. Apps and walled gardens are the antithesis of the WWW. The freedom is gone. This model will turn us all into slaves.

      That's why I like Google's Progressive Web Apps. They have the potential to make the mobile world more open.

    5. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Would Microsoft have ever permitted WordPerfect or Lotus 1-2-3 in the "DOS Program Store"?

      Microsoft worked really hard to ensure Lotus 1-2-3 worked seamlessly with DOS. They also worked really hard to have Office beat Lotus on merits. Now, they didn't have a choice - Lotus 1-2-3 was practically mandatory for a business purpose, and an OS/2 only version of Lotus 1-2-3 would have ended MS's dream of a DOS/Windows world.

      The problem is the exclusive app storefronts.

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    6. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing, but the article makes it sound like in this case the problem was with sending dick pics to random people, in a manner similar to Chatroulette, not feature overlap. There isn't an official Chatroulette app for iOS.

      Your point is valid, and Apple's curation is stifling for innovation, but in this case it's just regular old puritanism.

    7. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      "Apps" are the exact opposite of what Personal Computers are supposed to be. Stop giving them your time and money.

      I don't care what computers are supposed to be. As an end user the single thing I care about is do I get value from something that is greater than what it costs.
      I couldn't care less about lock-in to an app ecosystem for a vast majority of what I do. If the app tries to shit on me I take my business elsewhere. Just because it's a curated selection in an App store doesn't change that it's still just software someone wrote and is licensing to you, and from the looks of things there was not only an alternative but one very identical and with a much larger user base.

    8. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Microsoft modified DOS from version to version, the mantra was "DOS isn't done 'til Lotus won't run."

    9. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Apocryphal. In fact, Lotus PC-clones that shipped with DOS were considered unpurchasable/unstockable if Lotus failed to run.

      Now, by the early 90's Lotus was no longer the killer app. But, I would check out wikipedia's article on how vital Lotus was. Here's an article quoting the Lotus team refuting it.

      It's not a morality question -- Lotus was more popular and not having Lotus would have doomed DOS more than not being available on DOS would have hurt Lotus.

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    10. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Falos · · Score: 1

      He must be a schizophrenic then, because I kinda agree with his sentiment. Though perhaps not necessarily his delivery.

    11. Re:Treacherous Device Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. Did he have ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

    ... yellow hair and orange skin?

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  21. If Only... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    If only there were someone with business leadership skills like that. We could get him elected President and make American bankrupt, erm.... great again.

    1. Re:If Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has more money than you ever will. Don't hate because you can't afford the yacht, dude

    2. Re:If Only... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If only there were someone with business leadership skills like that. We could get him elected President and make American bankrupt, erm.... great again.

      Uh, we just had 8 years of that in case you missed it. $10T in new debt - lovely, eh? Hopefully the Orange One will do something better, but I'm not holding my breath.

    3. Re:If Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so bizarre to me that so many of you don't seem to understand that Congress passes budgets, not the President...

    4. Re:If Only... by halivar · · Score: 1

      And when Congress refuses to pass those budgets, everyone bitches about obstructionism. Damned if you do...

    5. Re:If Only... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's always selective.

      It is the responsibility of the part of government controlled by the 'other side'. Always.

      For example: You give Obama a pass, but no doubt blame Reagan for all the budgets passed by Tip and give Clinton credit for the last 8 years of the 'Reagan boom'.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    6. Re:If Only... by CanadianRealist · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that he did have to pay for the two wars that Bush had put on the credit card. With the economy already in flames from the 2008 financial crisis. In case you missed that.

    7. Re:If Only... by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      Uh, we just had 8 years of that in case you missed it.

      Oh lol, yeah. Totally the fault of the person, not the clusterfuck he inherited combined with the huge debt, and there was some significant world economic event that turned most federal budgets to shit around the world as well, what was that ..... I'm sure it'll come to me

    8. Re:If Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the US dollar is stronger now. In fact there is a shortage of US dollars, which is why Covered Interest Parity has been persistently violated since 2008, which contradicts the Arbitrage assumption of neoliberal economics. Dollars tomorrow are worth more than dollars today, according to market forces.

      Debt is a distraction. Reagan proved deficits don't matter. The US dollar is the best money in the world, despite the US debt, because the US debt does not matter.

    9. Re:If Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that he did have to pay for the two wars that Bush had put on the credit card.

      Then he went on and started: The Libyan war, The Yemen war, The Somalian war, The Syrian war, and the second Iraq/Afghan wars.

      And before someone has the dumbfuck idea to think that bombing a country isn't war, let me point out that America wasn't too happy with a little event called Pearl Harbor.

    10. Re:If Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A war is when two armies are fighting." – Bill Hicks

    11. Re:If Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - feel like when I divorced my first wife after she burnt through 150K - all I could see was a set of green curtains. After $10T you'd think we would have something for our money. But apparently it went to the Clintons and other cronies... The Orange One can't do any worse...

      Have you seen photos of their desks? The black-one - spick and span, nothing on it, the orange-one papers everywhere sorted into to-do, to-do-today, and done.... Yeah, I like to be able to see someone doing more than playing golf and criticizing the police... Criticizing Judges is a good start...

    12. Re:If Only... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Pearl Harbor was accompanied by a Japanese invasion of the Philippines and Guam, both of which were US possessions, for what it's worth.

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  22. 28 year old CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stopped reading summary at that point. Young dumb and full of cum - but not a CEO.

    1. Re:28 year old CEO by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Dumb and full of cum ... what other qualification does a CEO need? For everything else he needs he could buy a magic 8-ball.

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    2. Re:28 year old CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb and full of cum ... what other qualification does a CEO need?

      Age.

  23. Don't work at a place like this by jgotts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Programming jobs have been plentiful for the past 20 years or so, and they will continue to be into the foreseeable future, until AI becomes so good that it has not only taken over every job but it has taken over programming itself.

    You don't have to tolerate working conditions like this. Exercise your right to quit, and go work somewhere else.

    If you are a programmer, you are making enough money to save some of it. Use that savings as your insurance policy in case you have to quit. If you're living in most countries in the West and you're at least a halfway decent programmer, you should be able to find a new job within a few weeks.

    Don't be greedy. You won't become a millionaire working as a programmer, but you will make plenty of money throughout your life. If you're hanging on to a bad job because of some promise of future wealth, then you're cheating yourself and you wasted your money on that engineering degree.

    The point of being a programmer isn't to become rich. You would have majored in business if you cared about that. The point of being a programmer is to solve interesting problems in novel ways. If you lose sight of that then your career is going to have real problems.

    If you get lucky and somehow wind up with shares that you can cash out for big bucks, then that should be a bonus, but let me give you a word of advice. You will be much happier if you are compensated mostly in cash. Your equity compensation is at the mercy of people who aren't smart enough to solve techncial problems, so they got business degrees. Do you understand now why putting up with a shitty job at a start up is a fool's game?

    1. Re:Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're hanging on to a bad job because of some promise of future wealth, then you're cheating yourself and you wasted your money on that engineering degree.

      You're indeed wasting your time if you have an engineering degree but are working as a coder.

    2. Re:Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you are a programmer, you are making enough money to save some of it."

      HA HA HA HA HA

    3. Re:Don't work at a place like this by colfer · · Score: 1

      As for the marketing people, who did quit en-mass when the place got unpleasant, the story reads just like season three of Silicon Valley

    4. Re: Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK wages for programmers are generally lower than in the USA and the cost of living is high, and so saving money there isn't so easy. Outside London the number of positions are fewer and wages lower.

    5. Re:Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assume jgotts is thinking of software engineering, though it's rare the degree is called that (usually Computer Science). Also, other engineering fields have far less jobs available for the amount of people with degrees in those fields, and salaries are often even lower, so it's quite common to find someone who majored in another engineering field end up becoming a developer/SE after studying on their own to get the skills needed for it. Being a mechanical engineer may make you sound more intelligent, but good luck finding a decent job in that field and in a city you enjoy living in.

    6. Re:Don't work at a place like this by avandesande · · Score: 1

      People have all kinds of reasons they became programmers and don't need someone to tell them which ones are acceptable.

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    7. Re:Don't work at a place like this by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Working as a 'coder' is not the same as 'coding' as _part_ of your job.

      Writing code is a required skill. But working as a straight coder is for 2 year degree people who barely know how.

      --
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    8. Re:Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You won't become a millionaire working for someone else

      There, FTFY. HAND.

    9. Re:Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know what we want from our careers? Some of us require actual reasons to get up each morning, i.e. a shot at the big time, not some shitty programming Mcjob in a cubicle where most of the profit I've contributed to by working my ass off would go to some prick I've never even seen, and where my reward for helping the business grow would be getting to see Apooface with the curry scented clothes take over in a few years time. The reason this profession doesn't get the respect and money it deserves is because it is full of introverted pussy nerds who's idea of having wealth is dropping a few grand on a new 'gaming rig', and who are basically shitscared of confrontation and demanding not to be made someone elses bitch. Fuck you for trying to tell the rest of us what we want and whats good for us, and implying that wanting to be rich is getting ideas above our station.

    10. Re:Don't work at a place like this by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      From outside (and after the fact), it's very easy to say "quit".

      When you're on the inside, you're busy telling yourself the bad stuff is only temporary, and soon things will get better.

      Also, this part:

      If you're living in most countries in the West and you're at least a halfway decent programmer, you should be able to find a new job within a few weeks

      presumes you are free to move if needed. That's not always possible due to factors like "family" and "mortgage". While there might be plenty of hiring in Silicon Valley, you're living in Buffalo with an underwater mortgage, a wife and kids, an ill parent and a not very good job market.

    11. Re: Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think someone else is going to "make you rich", then you are a fool. The people who start a business are in it to make *themselves* rich.

      Now if *you* start a business to "get rich", I wish you luck because that is what it will take.

    12. Re: Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, you know what's worse than being 25 and not having any money? Being 40 and not having any money. That's why almost everyone wises up and doesn't work for a startup unless they are young.

      But YOUR startup will BEAT THE ODDS because you are better than anyone who has come before. You really WANT IT, unlike those other chumps.

    13. Re: Don't work at a place like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also a difference between a job and one that will pay the bills. In the UK (where the story is from) you typically need two wages of typical programmer level to do that, so moving means finding two jobs

  24. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first thought after reading the summary was Bender yelling, "Like Facebook, but with blackjack and hookers!"

  25. Ah reminds me of a CEO I used to work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nearly burned down the headquarters "working late" one Saturday evening when he and his "lady friends" where free basing and accidently set fire to his office. Claimed it was an electrical short and the burns on his face and hands where caused when he tried to use the fire extinguisher. Pretty much did the same thing to the company he did for his office, burned it down... Good thing the board canned him, although he was set for life with that golden parachute he got (assuming he didn't blow it all on blow).

    Ah, those where the days.... Not that his replacement was a better manager, he and the CFO got in trouble with the SEC for some shady stuff that happened when the company almost got delisted from NASDEQ, but at least he didn't try to burn the building down for the insurance money or something...

  26. A COO & boardroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For a stupid dating app? You know, the thing that needs 3 devs, 1 qa, 1 dba, 1 graphic/UX designer, 1 marketing drone and 1 cleaning lady tops. Stuff all that in 3 rooms with 3 desks in each, and 1 other room for the founder, host on AWS or collocate in a data center. You should be able to milk those 21M of venture money for 15+ years

    1. Re:A COO & boardroom by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Without the trappings you wont be able to raise the money. Fake it till you make it.

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  27. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    "In fact, forget the Facebook"

    Well, he stuck to his plan, you can't say he didn't...

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  28. Shocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big-talking kid takes tens of millions in investor's money and spends a lot of it on high living, as the company fails.

    That never happens!

  29. Programmers make decent money, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Programmers make decent salaries, so there is no need to go gambling by working at a startup which pays you mostly in stock options. News flash: most startups fail, and of the ones that don't, the value of the stock options that engineers can exercise is usually not that impressive. Given those odds, it's like going to casinos deciding you'll gamble your way to a bigger fortune. Stupid.

    You know which odds are favorable to the engineer? Investing in a diversified stock market index fund. You can expect your money to double in real terms in 10 years. All it takes is saving and patience. Don't go for desperate schemes like startups when you can make enough money to invest instead. You will thank yourself 10, 20 yrs down the road. Play the long game. Remember also that "time IN the market" beats "TIMING the market."

    1. Re: Programmers make decent money, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double nothing is nothing. It's not so much favourable to an engineer unless they have capital at the outset. In fact given house price changes in the UK, say 2000 to 2010, and likely wage increases then £20,000 would probably have been better spent on a house deposit

    2. Re:Programmers make decent money, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Programmers make decent salaries, so there is no need to go gambling by working at a startup which pays you mostly in stock options. News flash: most startups fail, and of the ones that don't, the value of the stock options that engineers can exercise is usually not that impressive. Given those odds, it's like going to casinos deciding you'll gamble your way to a bigger fortune. Stupid.

      You know which odds are favorable to the engineer? Investing in a diversified stock market index fund. You can expect your money to double in real terms in 10 years. All it takes is saving and patience. Don't go for desperate schemes like startups when you can make enough money to invest instead. You will thank yourself 10, 20 yrs down the road. Play the long game. Remember also that "time IN the market" beats "TIMING the market."

      Time beats timing only if you're lazy.

      Actively manage your portfolio and you'll do much better than those index funds. Those index funds are full of stuff that investors have only a vague idea about.

      If you're an engineer you have a good idea of how certain companies are doing. You can easily beat a blind index fund or a ignorantly managed mutual fund by just doing some basic management yourself and falling for stupid things.

    3. Re: Programmers make decent money, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save what you can, obviously, and definitely don't rent the rest of your life. Startups are still a crappy bet for financial payout.

  30. Threesome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With two chicks? Awesome!

    1. Re:Threesome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than Tinder, where it's always some babe and her apparently bi boyfriend, never a woman couple.

  31. Payback? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    This is usually the moment when the VC says "Oh, I just notice, you'll see France."
    "You want to send me to France?"
    "No, not you, just your eyeballs. Your liver goes to Texas"

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  32. Blah blah blah by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    They got paid while they were working. Look at the app, they were all guilty of trying to milk the system for cash for something that isn't worth the money. Some people are born rich and will always have money, some aren't. That's life.

  33. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by retchdog · · Score: 1

    yeah, this guy's a hero. chew on that, Michael Seibel.

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  34. I'm very disappointed, no one read the article by BLToday · · Score: 1

    I'm very disappointed that no one has made a joke about his girlfriend's name, Toni Allcock. You all rushed to post jokes about wasting money and women but missed the biggest opportunity.

    1. Re:I'm very disappointed, no one read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have made that joke had I read TFA but it wanted me to disable my adblocker to view the content and I didn't find their content compelling enough to disable my adblocker. I'm sure a fair few number on this board thought identically to me.

  35. Focus on your own deficiencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not focus on others' deficiencies.

    1. Re:Focus on your own deficiencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not focus on others' deficiencies.

      Is that why my life is a blur?

    2. Re:Focus on your own deficiencies by Falos · · Score: 1

      Not on an individual one, no, but the collective. Introspection is great and all, but know the meta, then you know what's dis/advantageous, where to ignore and where to strike, where to look away and where to watch closely.

      "Small minds discuss people" and all that.

    3. Re:Focus on your own deficiencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to focus on my own deficiencies - that's a ticket to Loserville!

      I have a positive attitude at all times. If it is to be, it's up to me. Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. You'll see it when you believe it. Law of Attraction. The more I practice, the luckier I get. What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger. Pain is fear leaving the body. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

      “Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here.”
        - Donald J. Trump

  36. Rich person behaving badly by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    Yawn. Rich guy seduced by his own money & power. So what - lots of companies burn out this way.

    I learned nothing. Well - okay, maybe something: go to work for these people and collect their money.

  37. The link by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "The link could ask users to disable their adblockers"

    The link could ask me to give it a blowjob but that ain't gonna happen either.

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  38. Oh yeah by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "Story Of a Founder Who Burned Through $21M While His Social App Fling Crashed"

    This guy is my spirit animal.

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    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  39. This sounds like a GTA5 epizode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The LifeInvader attacked by the FruitBowl's own policies! Hilarious!

  40. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    You don't want me in your Appstore? Fine, I'll go build my own social media app, with blackjack and hookers!

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  41. How is this this "news for nerds"? by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

    This is more "news for gossipers who love salacious stories that don't actually matter."

    Come on Slashdot. Curating the content so that it's relevant reading for tech enthusiasts is WHAT YOU DO. So DO IT.

  42. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup. On a shitty phone app, no less.

  43. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by whoever57 · · Score: 2

    i'm sure a good chunk of it went to hookers and coke.

    Indeed:

    regularly seen in with mysterious women on business trips and at parties

    Clearly "mysterious women" is a spelling of "prostitute" that I haven't seen before.

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  44. There are three methods to dilapidate a fortune. by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first one is with women, and it is the most enjoyable.
    The second one is with gambling, and it is the fastest.
    The third one is with engineers, and it is the safest.

    It seems that mr. Nardone, to be 100% sure of the outcome, used all of them.

  45. Piece of Fling by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Marco sounds like a real piece of Fling

  46. Fling that baguette by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    The name was a premonition.

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  47. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by lgw · · Score: 2

    My first thought after reading the summary was Bender yelling, "Like Facebook, but with blackjack and hookers!"

    You do know Mark Zuckerberg once famously expensed a large travel-related expense as "hookers and blow", right? (The story goes he was pissed at being accused of wasting investors' money on nonsense, and he returned fire in a passive-aggressive way.)

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  48. Research says you are so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    All the research says you are completely wrong.

    Even professional stock pickers, the ones who manage funds for a living, fail to outperform a broad stock index like the S&P 500 over time. Hot one year, a skunk the next. Seriously, look it up. The problem is that the information you are using to make your picks is known to everyone else too. This drives the stock price. Unless you have insider information (which is a crime to use to make trades), there is no way you "know" better than anyone else which way a stock will go.

    Do yourself a favor and set aside a chunk of money in an S&P 500 (or moral equivalent) index fund and use the rest for active trading. Compare your total returns for both after 1, 3, 5 years. See for yourself. Hell, you don't even have to do that: if you can be honest with yourself, compare your total returns against publicly published S&P 500 total return data.

    I challenge you to demonstrate to yourself that you have outperformed the S&P 500 index fund. Include ALL trading costs when you do so, and include re-investment of dividends into the 500 fund when you do this, don't just look at stock price.

  49. You can get around this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a FF plugin to remove the annoying overlays with a few clicks and you can read the article just fine. The "RIP" plugin worked well for this one.

  50. What? The app works perfectly. by Snufu · · Score: 1

    Oh, you mean a fling for YOU.

  51. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by umghhh · · Score: 1

    and tents. Do not forget tents in which the employees were to sleep. Arguably this was a waste as they were not allowed to sleep in them so it was all for nothing.

  52. They should have known.... by MrSavage · · Score: 1

    with a name like NardOne.

  53. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    oh, don't be so cynical. i'm sure a good chunk of it went to hookers and coke.

    I, unfortunately, RT whole FA.

    "He started getting thin after visiting Ibiza." That means that he discovered cocaine.

    So, yes, sir, he discovered blow. And paying to be blown.

  54. Awesome by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    The CEO turned up in the middle of the night with two women that staff had never seen before and took them into a room, according to three former employees.

    Pure awesome.

  55. Gossip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't news.

  56. italian style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he couldn't be anything else than italian

  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  58. Now, more than ever by slashdice · · Score: 1

    Where have you gone, Fucked Company? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you!

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  59. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was just pissed that his three year free ride was about to be over.

  60. Re:1st class flights, Ibiza hotels,and Michelin-st by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Clearly "mysterious women" is a spelling of "prostitute" that I haven't seen before.

    AirBnB for bodies instead of apartments.

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  61. So, the lesson here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're working at your desk and the founder of your company is walking around in the office with his shirt off taking selfies every 3 seconds, it's time to pack your shit and leave.

  62. DoucheBro by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    Wow, he even looks like a DoucheBro.

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