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  1. ...they do not catch fire!

  2. Yes, it learned to use tools... on A Robot Has Figured Out How To Use Tools (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    ...but it used the tools to disassemble itself!

  3. The truth is... on Amazon Workers Are Listening To What You Tell Alexa (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that Alexa actually has no AI at all. It just records audio commands, sends them to a central server, where human monkeys listen to conversations, and make Alexa act accordingly. It is just like the Truman show, only bigger. Probably the same happens for Siri.

  4. Vacuum cleaner needed! on The ISS Is a Cesspool of Bacteria and Fungi, Study Finds (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    ESA should ask iRobot to develop a Roomba model for the ISS.

  5. Don't forget that it is a Samsung, after all... on Samsung's Galaxy S10 Fingerprint Sensor Fooled By 3D Printer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...if you hack the login autentication method, the device self-destroys.

  6. To celebrate, post here below... on Internet RFC Series Turn 50 (circleid.com) · · Score: 1

    ...your preferred RFC. For me it is RFC 2324.

  7. Ok, but... on Cats Can Recognize Their Own Names, Study Suggests (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    ...which one of their three names can they recognize ?!?

  8. ...will soon cut off satellite broadband access to the whole world for a very long time. Just wait for the first collision among Amazon, SpaceX & co. satellites.

  9. Well, bubbles... on Google's Second Android Q Beta Brings Us 'Bubbles' Multitasking (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    ...end their life exploding. Does it mean that Android Q can turn every smartphone into a Galaxy Note7 ?!?

  10. GoogleDeadProjects += 4;

  11. but what if it is true ?!?

  12. Easy solution... on What's The Correct Way to Pronounce 'GIF'? (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    ....just use PNG!

  13. I know what will happen... on Physicists Predict a Way To Squeeze Light From the Vacuum of Empty Space (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    ...somebody will put a tax on the light coming from vacuum.

  14. Please sing all together... on Microsoft Takes Control of 99 Domains Operated By Iranian State Hackers (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    99 domains from Iran on the net
    Take one down and pass it around, 98 domains from Iran on the net.

    98 domains from Iran on the net...

  15. It has been done before. on EU Set To Mandate Speed Limiters In All New Cars (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Strict speed limits were set for all moving bodies in 1905, no need to override it with an european law, thank you!

  16. Music from an algorithm ?!? on Warner Music Signs Record Deal With an Algorithm (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    My Roomba will appreciate it, thank you.

  17. Actually... on Microsoft Memo Bans April Fools' Day Pranks (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...the memo is a prank by Microsoft to employees!

  18. So we can write... on It Sure Looks Like Google's $599 Celeron Pixel Slate is Dead (androidpolice.com) · · Score: 2

    GoogleDeadProjects++;

  19. Since they are not listed... on Which Programming Language Has The Most Security Vulnerabilities? (techrepublic.com) · · Score: 2

    ...but neverthless have a very large volume of written code, from TFA we can conclude that COBOL and FORTRAN are the safest language to use.

  20. Re:Exponential grows of cured HIV patients? on A Third Person May Have Been Cured of HIV (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    Sigh....wrong html code! Here it is...
    obligatory xkcd quote.

  21. Re:Exponential grows of cured HIV patients? on A Third Person May Have Been Cured of HIV (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    obligatory xkcd quote.

  22. I prefer to become a lawnmaker, thank you.

  23. The real cusp... on Samsung Patents Wireless TV With No Power Cable (techradar.com) · · Score: 1

    ...is a TV set with no power cord, no antenna port, no internet connection. In other words a brick...but marketing people will find people who will buy it!

  24. Re:Port to Linux on Microsoft Open-Sources Windows Calculator (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    *real* HP41here, and who needs emulators ?!?

  25. If this is true... on How 'SimCity' Inspired a Generation of City Planners (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    ...I wonder who got his inspiration from PacMan.