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Cortana Now Reminds You To Do the Things You Promised in Emails (theverge.com)

From a report: Microsoft is adding a new feature to Cortana today that will remind you to keep your promises. Suggested reminders lets Cortana remind you when you've promised to do something in an email. Microsoft is using machine learning to highlight phrases in emails where you might promise your boss something, or make a commitment to a friend or family member. The result is a reminder that pops up telling you "don't forget you mentioned this." Cortana's suggested reminders will be available in the US first on Windows 10 PCs, and Microsoft is planning to bring them to iOS and Android in the coming weeks. Microsoft is supporting Outlook.com and Office 365 accounts for these reminders, and other accounts like Gmail will be supported soon. You'll need to connect an Outlook.com or Office 365 account to Cortana to enable the feature, and you'll start receiving reminders once the service detects your promises and commitments.

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  1. Remind me by Allicorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remind me to disable Cortana

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    1. Re:Remind me by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems like personal assistants are nothing more than intrusive nag machines that want access to every aspect of my life.

      It's bad enough that I have an ongoing battle to get relevant notifications on my device from normal apps.

      The last thing I need is another app nagging me to do stuff. If I promised to do something, I will do it. Which, by the way, is why I rarely promise to do anything...

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    2. Re:Remind me by backslashdot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm afraid I can't do that Dave..

    3. Re:Remind me by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems like personal assistants are nothing more than intrusive nag machines that want access to every aspect of my life.

      You mean like a wife or girlfriend?

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    4. Re:Remind me by Torodung · · Score: 2

      Yes. You can use gpedit or if you have Windows 10 home, you can enter key the template would place in the registry.

      Click here for instructions.

      Scroll down to the heading Does that mean that you cannot turn of Cortana anymore? The instructions for gpedit and registry disable of Cortana are listed below.

    5. Re:Remind me by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Never had a real personal assistant then :)

      I've tried out Cortana a few times on the crappy Win10 tablet I got free with my Dell notebook. It mainly just sends me to Bing, so I've largely deemed it useless. I suppose I could use it for scheduling, but I find speaking commands to software to be slower and more error prone than even tapping it out on a touch keyboard that I largely ignore Cortana.

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    6. Re:Remind me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cortana doesn't compensate you with sex.

    7. Re:Remind me by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cortana doesn't compensate you with sex.

      Neither does a wife.

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    8. Re:Remind me by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft's AI is not going to open the iPod bay doors for you! You'll have to go to the Surface.

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    9. Re: Remind me by WarJolt · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but at least a wife beaks down and does it herself after nagging for hours. Husbands know how much nagging has to be endured before those dishes wash themselves. If Cortana is so smart, why doesn't she just do it herself.

    10. Re:Remind me by KiloByte · · Score: 2

      Has anyone checked what Cortana does when it detects another personal assistant running?

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    11. Re:Remind me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Open Task Manager, click the Details tab, find the Cortana executable, right click, click Open Location. In the File Explorer window that opens, note the subdirectory Cortana is contained in. Right click on the subdirectory, click Properties, click Security. Edit the Permissions, mark Deny for SYSTEM for the entire folder. Go back to Task Manager, right click Cortana again, click End Task. Windows will attempt at intervals to re-start Cortana and will fail because it no longer is authorized to run it. Congratulations, your computer is now Cortana-free.

  2. Nag-A-Tron 5000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mmm yummy a program that reads my mail and will chase me down for shit

    Where do I sign up for this abuse? (oh yeah I installed Windows 10 abuse is complimentary)

  3. Wont last by eneville · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Important things wont get done if you get reminded all the time to go back and fix all the perfect world problems that you promised yourself you'd do. Unfortunately life gets in the way and the important things quickly take priority. Being reminded to go and correct the whitespace in a random header file isn't going to help anyone.

  4. Is the scan done client-side or server-side? by mmell · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I get the impression it's done server-side and pushed to the client. I also find this just a little terrifying.

    Then again, if Google can do exactly the same thing to improve the accuracy of targeted advertising I suppose this is relatively innocuous. Still, can I meaningfully out out of should I just make sure GPG/PGP is installed and working correctly? After all, the OS itself does a couple dozen phone-homes, why should web services be any different?

  5. gpedit to disable Cortana by Torodung · · Score: 2

    It is still possible to disable Cortana in any version of Windows 10.

    Go to http://www.ghacks.net/2016/07/... and scroll down to Does that mean that you cannot turn of Cortana anymore? and you will find instructions to activate the GP template or enter the registry key directly into regedit.

  6. "Machine Learning" by darkain · · Score: 2

    I love how "Machine Learning" is basically the new hit buzzword (phrase) of 2017. Everything is now "WITH MACHINE LEARNING!" - which is really usually just a static algorithm that searches for generic key words. If you use Facebook, you've probably already seen this in where they highlight words representing time or dates and if you click on them it'll generate a calendar item for you. Microsoft is literally just doing the same, only without the asking part now, but labeling it "Machine Learning" and calling it "OMGZ INNOVATION!"

  7. Mi6ro6of6 wants your soul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seriously people, how are we still putting up with this shit ?!

  8. Re:But isn't a machine scanning your email bad? by Baloroth · · Score: 2

    Corporations are like political factions. It's always OK when we do it, it's those other guys doing it that's bad!

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  9. Microsoft LIED. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft kept telling everyone that only Google reads your email, and they don't. Now they're admitting that Cortana will read your email without your permission!

    1. Re:Microsoft LIED. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      Now they're admitting that Cortana will read your email without your permission!

      From TFS:

      You'll need to connect an Outlook.com or Office 365 account to Cortana to enable the feature, ...

      Maybe Cortana can remind you to learn how to read.

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  10. Headline should be changed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Needs to read, "Cortana now reads all of your emails".

  11. Re:I wonder how this would go down... by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

    *ding* Cortana reminder: Don't forget your appointment with Todd today (Friday) to rip your fucking nuts off and feed them to your children.

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  12. Re:I got this. by maharvey · · Score: 2

    I'll bet she'll still be active and silently reading your email.

  13. The Microsoft questions by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    1. "Can it be disabled?"
    2. "How much longer are we going to be able to disable it?"
    3. "What will break in the process of this being disabled that I actually DO want from the system?"

    These are honestly the 3 questions I have been asking EVERY SINGLE TIME Microsoft announced any new "feature" for an OS in the past 3 years. There was not a single instance of "hey, I've been waiting for that!" or "Now that's a good idea".

    Not
    a
    single
    one

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