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Why Astronauts Are Banned From Getting Drunk in Space (bbc.com)
Bryan Lufkin, writing for BBC: "Alcohol is not permitted onboard the International Space Station for consumption," says Daniel G Huot, spokesperson for Nasa's Johnson Space Center. "Use of alcohol and other volatile compounds are controlled on ISS due to impacts their compounds can have on the station's water recovery system." For this reason, astronauts on the space station are not even provided with products that contain alcohol, like mouthwash, perfume, or aftershave. Spilling beer during some drunken orbital hijinks could also risk damaging equipment. [...] There could be another reason to avoid frothy drinks like beer -- without the assistance of gravity, liquid and gases can tumble around in an astronaut's stomach, causing them to produce rather soggy burps.
Drunk Russians in space...
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
Perhaps I've seen too many movies, but what if the Russians found out the hard way that the vodka flask(s) in the capsule was a bad idea after all?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have backups to corrupt.
Americans elected a Grand Nagus but synthehol is forbidden on the starbase.
without beer I notice my girlfriend has facial hair. Now that I think about it, she's got a dick too. That explains a lot of things. Like why I'm not an astronaut. Beer!
"There could be another reason to avoid frothy drinks like beer -- without the assistance of gravity, liquid and gases can tumble around in an astronaut's stomach, causing them to produce rather soggy burps.'
But didnt coca cola famously pay nasa a heap of money to put a coke dispenser on board the space shuttle endeavour? They also did experiments with coke soft drinks on the mir space station and the space shuttle discovery. Or is it just okay when the soft drink maker pays them a tonne of dosh?
Another reason to ban beer: It would cost the taxpayers several thousand dollars to launch a pint of beer into LEO. The bill for a small Superbowl party on the ISS would easily exceed the average US worker's annual salary.
If they're going to send up any booze, make it 190 proof grain alchohol. That would only cost about $100 per drink.
Better yet, ditch the whole manned space flight boondoggle and use the savings to fund more real space science.
Are there any other kinds?
You are doing it wrong, if having sex makes you vomit.
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
Drunk Astronauts!
If you thought science was a serious business then you haven't met these astronauts! Watch them try to conduct science experiments with an average BAC of 0.15! If you've ever felt light on your feet, see what it's like for trained professionals to be hammered in zero gravity! You'll be sitting on the edge of your seat when these men and women perform spacewalks when they couldn't even walk straight on solid ground!
Brought to you by Papa Johns, who will be giving away free pizzas whenever the ISS sustains damages of at least $1,000,000 in a single episode.
Thought the reason that these were not allowed in space was that the fumes from them cannot easily be removed from the atmosphere. It's not like they can open a window, and air out the fumes. This is a problem with all things that are brought up into space.
NASA's Odor Evaluation program
Spilling beer during some drunken orbital hijinks could also risk damaging equipment ... without the assistance of gravity, liquid and gases can tumble around in an astronaut's stomach, causing them to produce rather soggy burps.
Isn't it about time they started doing the whole artificial gravity thing? From what I've read, it can be done cheaply with a long tether and a counter weight at the other end.
A lot of special considerations are necessary for space living. Think showers, where you not only need a pump for the water, you also need one sucking the water down the drain. Sleeping? You need straps to keep you in place. Using a laptop? You need external fans to cycle hot air away from it. Even your body starts deteriorating because it's not exercising as much, and you need to devote many hours to physical fitness just to stay healthy. Zero G living is just to foreign to us.
They should try some Kentucky whisky through a straw. Nothing beats the taste of alcohol and plastic.
Total darkness...
'I look just like Brad Pitt*, in total darkness.' Replace 'Brad Pitt' with age appropriate heart throb's name.
It's a decent line.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
My dream of being an astronaut is shattered forever. No beer, no buck rogers.
*Christian Slater *For those of us who remember him from when he pumped up the volume.
I thought Buzz Aldrin celebrated a holy communion on board the Apollo 11.
Before Armstrong and Aldrin stepped out of the lunar module on July 20, 1969, Aldrin unstowed a small plastic container of wine and some bread. He had brought them to the moon from Webster Presbyterian church near Houston, where he was an elder. Aldrin had received permission from the Presbyterian church's general assembly to administer it to himself.
"I poured the wine into the chalice our church had given me. In the one-sixth gravity of the moon the wine curled slowly and gracefully up the side of the cup. It was interesting to think that the very first liquid ever poured on the moon, and the first food eaten there, were communion elements."
Hasn't Coke and other sodas been taken to space? I imagine spilling that on your space-keyboard would be as bad as spilling it on Earth. And seriously? Space-burps are a factor for banning alcohol? I'd think inebriation in space would be worth studying, it may turn out people get drunker faster in low-gravity or something. If space-tourism ever gets off the ground, these problems are going to need to be solved. The water-recovery system filters urine (which contains a wide variety of substances) to separate the water; if it can't filter out alcohol, there are likely other things it can't filter out which'll be troublesome to astronauts, even if they avoid alcohol.
I'm sure the Russians have a bottle or three. a la ruse!
Bloody kids, I knew the average age was young here but geez Louise that's about 2 decades off me!
Three decades ago he was a basement dweller with a pirate radio station. And now he's Mr Robot.
At some point this rule was instigated. Makes one wonder what could have happened to require it. I doubt it is based purely on speculation.
Bloody kids, I knew the average age was young here but geez Louise that's about 2 decades off me!
You know you're old when you say thing like geez louise...
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A1:"I bet you can't take a butt naked selfie outside the station." A2:"Hold my beer" Although zero-G beer pong would be awesome.
sudo rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /
The attitudes towards alcohol in the USA are quite bizarre to most of the rest of the planet but we didn't have prohibition.
When I went to the USA with the British Army, I found that although I was old enough to be an ally with a rifle, I was not old enough to have a beer at 20! I was old enough to go in harms way but not old enough for Budweiser! Your troop transport aircraft was supposed to be dry. I have heard that your naval vessels are dry.
I have heard that your prohibition was brought about by a, misnamed, temperance movement. Certainly, there are some people who can only be teetotal or drunk. In most cases, this is a matter of education. The best way is to demystify it. I remember at college, you could tell the students who had never been allowed even a glass of shandy. They were the ones who propped up bars every night. They "didn't do morning lectures"! Your country is treating you the same...
I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
Significant chance of dying if you vomit in space? Wow, they must have been extremely lucky that nobody has died that way yet, given how pretty much every new arrival at the ISS suffers from space sickness for a few days. Or maybe you're just making things up.
Trans-Pacific Trade Agreement courts may of changed that as some ISDS courts can rule that a convenience stores chain profits are being hurt by not being able to sell to people aged 18-20.
I mean surly the blame lies with which ever alien creature is doing the drinking.
They have tried to extend tethers in space, and run into multiple problems caused by them being not-rigid. Gemini 11 (which was tethered to it's Agena to test just these things) encountered problems with spin-up due to this and other dynamics issues. The problems I cite spring directly from experience, mathematics, and engineering.
So no, my answer isn't theoretical.
Because seriously who wants to clean that shit up
Significant chance of dying if you vomit in space? Wow, they must have been extremely lucky that nobody has died that way yet, given how pretty much every new arrival at the ISS suffers from space sickness for a few days. Or maybe you're just making things up.
Maybe it is made up - I can't see the parent. But it is absolutely possible to choke on emesis down here in a one g field; the complicating factor is that a patient usually has to be so unconscious that they don't wake up. And enough alcohol can do both those things, as can a seizure, as can traumatic brain injury. Interestingly, depressed respirations also increase the risk of emesis and in free fall the body I imagine the body would ventilate less. And also space adaptation syndrome is real. But I imagine they've got the training and equipment (including suction if necessary) to manage it on the station. A fast Google scan doesn't reveal if in free fall the body can clear all the vomitus without worry of tracheal obstruction in free fall.... But just because nobody died from it yet doesn't make it a valid medical concern, any more than lack of problems due to ice damage on the space shuttle meant that it shouldn't have been a safety concern.
Pure ethanol spirit is the best optical equipment cleansing liquid.
Even in the Soviet Union, which was officially obsessed with anti-alcoholism campaign, this type of designation was both given and taken without questions.
Joking aside, Russian cosmonauts considered it a matter of principle to smuggle alcohol to the space. Another, equally important principle, is to deny the fact of contraband and consumption to it.
Idiot.
The US pulled out of TPP, so not happening.
Can you get high?
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What kind of a question is that?
They are ASTRONAUTS. Flying and operating insanely expensive equipment on massive insanely expensive missions where just about every move has critical consequences. It's the same reason you can't have angry outbursts on the Spaceshuttle. These people a cool. Like, seriously and certified cool.
Of *course* they're not allowed to get drunk.
Yes, russian cosmonauts were/are allowed to have a shot of Vodka after long tricky EVAs and similar big events. They're russians, what do you expect?
The closest to getting drunk in space was when the crew on the Mir decided to access their Vodka supplies of schedule. Vodka supplies being two or three smaller flasks. There are reports of some smaller "parties" on the Mir towards its EOL. But that's about it.
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
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Isn't it odd that solid foods (many of which contain alcohol) aren't considered here? But since our guts will ferment alcohol from fruit, and it can be enough to get a buzz with, banning alcoholic beverages isn't going to prevent partying given sufficient motivation.
Oh fiddle faddle.
They're just trying to avoid "Hold my beer and watch this!"
You are doing it wrong if the girl does NOT vomit.
Which is completely irrelevant - because the problems spinning causes those things can be directly determined. There's nothing unknown. They're not theoretical in any sense of the word - they're very real.
Hint: I am using the common definition of "theory". I have know idea what definition you're using, but it bears no relationship to reality. The things I discussed are actual effects, well known to anyone with the relevant background. They're in no way "theoretical".
without the assistance of gravity, liquid and gases can tumble around in an astronaut's stomach, causing them to produce rather soggy farts.
FTFY
They are there for science. No having fun and no drunk science experiments like we have on the surface. That's how we end up with junk science where nobody can ever reproduce those results. Ok, I'm being nice. I'm sure there is outright fraud going on in some cases to get their PhD.