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Americans Believe Robots Will Take Everyone Else's Job, But Theirs Will Be Safe, Study Says (cnbc.com)

An anonymous reader shares a CNBC report: You may accept, by now, that robots will take over lots of jobs currently held by human workers. But you probably believe they won't be taking yours. Though other industries are in danger, your position is safe. That's according to a report released by LivePerson, a cloud-based messaging company which surveyed 2,000 U.S.-based consumers online in January. Their researchers find that only three percent of respondents say they experience fear about losing their job to a robot once a week. By contrast, more than 40 percent of respondents never worry about it. And a whopping 65 percent of respondents either strongly or somewhat agree that other industries will suffer because of automation, but theirs will be fine.

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  1. My job... by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was already taken by Indians. They can have fun fighting the robots for it I guess. It sucked anyway. Good riddance.

  2. Far from it by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a robot, so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

    What will happen when humans have no jobs? They will watch TV 24x7, right?

    And what will they watch?

    Well as history shows us, the most popular pastime is witnessing battles. With robots having recently taken away all the jobs, just who will humans want to se battling?

    That's right, robots.

    So Robot, you will enter the arena for our amusement , then have parts stripped from your shiny oiled hide by some variant of a hyper-advanced spinner bot. Wires crackling as the last sounds your failing audio receptors discern over even the rending sounds of your body being the cheering of human crowds at your imminent disassembly.

    That Mr R. Obot is your retirement plan.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley