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Curated Advertising Is Coming To Highway Billboards (technologyreview.com)

Curated advertising may be coming to a highway near you. "A startup called Synaps Labs has brought it to the physical world by combining high-speed cameras set up a distance ahead of the billboard (about 180 meters) to capture images of cars," reports MIT Technology Review. "Its machine-learning system can recognize in those images the make and model of the cars an advertiser wants to target. A bidding system then selects the appropriate advertising to put on the billboard as that car passes." From the report: There is a lot an advertiser can tell about you from the car you drive, says Synaps. Indeed, recent research from a group of university researchers and led by Stanford found that -- using machine vision and deep learning -- analyzing the make, model, and year of vehicles visible in Google Street View could accurately estimate income, race, and education level of a neighborhood's residents, and even whether a city is likely to vote Democrat or Republican. Synaps's business model is to sell its services to the owners of digital billboards. Digital billboard advertising rotates, and more targeted advertising can rotate more often, allowing operators to sell more ads. According to Synaps, a targeted ad shown 8,500 times in one month will reach the same number of targeted drivers (approximately 22,000) as a typical ad shown 55,000 times. In Russia, Synaps expects to be operating on 20 to 50 billboards this year. The company is also planning a test in the U.S. this summer, where there are roughly 7,000 digital billboards, a number growing at 15 percent a year, according to the company. (By contrast, there are 370,000 conventional billboards.) With a row of digital billboards along a road, they could roll the ads as the cars move along, making billboard advertising more like the storytelling style of television and the Internet, says Synaps's cofounder Alex Pustov.

110 comments

  1. Hm... by xlsior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Somehow, adding "storytelling" by actively trying to distract drivers sounds like it's likely to decrease road safety.

    1. Re:Hm... by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      There is a lot an advertiser can tell about you from the car you drive, says Synaps. Indeed, recent research from a group of university researchers and led by Stanford found that -- using machine vision and deep learning -- analyzing the make, model, and year of vehicles visible in Google Street View could accurately estimate income, race, and education level of a neighborhood's residents, and even whether a city is likely to vote Democrat or Republican. lol, i can see what happens when a rothschild chopper flies by in front of a billboard to drop off a hilton family member to the sanctuary resort in paradise valley, az which nicky has serious interest in. " oh, this chopper is owned by the bildergerg group, the one that basicly owns the worlds banking systems out of europe ".

    2. Re:Hm... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      They're just throwing hot buzzwords around, and "storytelling" is an attention grabber in certain business circles.

      Speaking of attention grabbing, I'm glad that in my country this sort of thing isn't allowed. Electronic billboards are allowed, but there are some strict limits on what you can display on them, especially regarding animations or transitions.

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    3. Re:Hm... by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      agree with JOE....storytelling or telling a story has been buzzed at my work for over 2 years.

    4. Re:Hm... by ProzacPatient · · Score: 5, Funny

      A man -- a miss

      A car -- a curve

      He kissed the miss

      But missed the curve

      Burma-Shave

    5. Re:Hm... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "i can see what happens when a rothschild chopper flies by in front of a billboard to drop off a hilton family member to the sanctuary resort in paradise valley, az which nicky has serious interest in. " oh, this chopper is owned by the bildergerg group, the one that basicly owns the worlds banking systems out of europe "."

      Fortunately, because the air over Phoenix is about forty percent news-'n-weather helicopters at any given time, your conspiracy chopper won't get very far.

    6. Re:Hm... by kent_eh · · Score: 2

      There is a lot an advertiser can tell about you from the car you drive

      There's a lot advertisers can tell about my company's cheap-ass fleet manager, maybe. That tells them nothing about me, though.

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    7. Re:Hm... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      You drive along, you've gotta pee.
      Billboards changing what you see.
      Looking for that restaurant with a washroom
      But now it shows a car going zoom-zoom
      Suddenly you're saying "oh, fuck me!"
      Your shame is there for all to see.
      It's now too late to stop and pee.

      Burma Shave

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    8. Re:Hm... by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Exactly, precisely what you're saying; this sounds like a recipe for 'distracted driving', and we have laws on the books prohibiting that.

    9. Re: Hm... by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      theres so much money in this valley neither of us know about and probably never will. its called business not conspiracy.

    10. Re:Hm... by lgw · · Score: 2

      Well, they might know you work for a company with a cheap-ass fleet manager. That tells them a lot about you.

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    11. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as they are able to do plate recognition, the police will be subpoenaing that info so quickly! LOL.

    12. Re:Hm... by mikeiver1 · · Score: 1

      Only if you actually look at the sign on the side of the road! I focus on the traffic and the road only and care not a bit about anything not directly in front of or to the side on the vehicle I am piloting at the time. If I am distracted by a sign with targeted adverts like this I will simply make a mental note of the company for which the ad is for and be sure to not do business with them in the future. If we all did this on a daily basis the rapid results would be removal of the systems from road sides. Advertisers correlate increases and decreases in sales to ongoing ad campaigns and act rapidly to the numbers. We as consumers need to punish companies for this sort of invasive bullshit from the start if we hope to not be bombarded with this kind of crap not just on the road but in any other public and private places we go.

  2. I drive a pimp mobile by ls671 · · Score: 1

    I drive a pimp mobile, what type of ads am I going to get?

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    1. Re:I drive a pimp mobile by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pimple cream ads.

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    2. Re:I drive a pimp mobile by hughbar · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to say purple fur coats, broad brim hats with feathers and white shoes with really high heels.

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    3. Re:I drive a pimp mobile by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      hmmm, huggy bear, is that you? Oh, no I see it is just hughbar.

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  3. Driving along in my automobile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    See a billboard in the distance. As I get closer, it changes.

    "YOU! DRIVING THE IMPALA! WE SEE YOU ENJOY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY!"

    Picture of me from facebook is displayed.

    "PLEASE CONSIDER CHATURBATE THE NEXT TIME YOU SPANK IT!!"

    The picture of a monkey being spanked by a large hand was overkill.

    Thanks Advertising!

  4. I have a great solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spray-paint. Bolt Cutters. And "Hey, Look! Free Digital Camera!"

    1. Re:I have a great solution! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Keep the camera, I'm getting a 2000" TV!

      Signed,
      Frank.

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    2. Re: I have a great solution! by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Your 2000" tv does 0.5 fps.

    3. Re: I have a great solution! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      A 2000" TV that only does 0.5 FPS? That's Weird.

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    4. Re: I have a great solution! by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's a sign, not a TV - no reason to expect unneeded functionality.

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    5. Re: I have a great solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damnit - 2000" TV, Frank, Weird... you guys have no business posting on this website.

    6. Re: I have a great solution! by jimbob6 · · Score: 1

      No but he can watch the Simpsons from 30 blocks away.

  5. Fortunately... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    It's then about time, that cars drive themselves, so we don't have to watch that crap.

    1. Re:Fortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, thanks to self-driving cars those roadside ads won't distract you from your magazine, website or TV ads. What a time to be alive!

  6. destined to fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doubt it will match a 2015 Honda Fit to a multimillionaire Republican. Thus it fails.

    1. Re:destined to fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? You don't become a millionaire by spending friviously.

  7. If they've got cameras in advance..... by dwywit · · Score: 4, Funny

    and software to "curate" your ads, why not go further and identify you by licence plate?

    Tie your licence plate to your vehicle's onboard 3G/4G account, and via that to your social media (a fair assumption that you've been silly enough to use your social media gmail/hotmail address to activate your vehicle's 3G/4G access when you bought it, or even used that gmail/hotmail address as a recovery email if forced to use a 'customer@gm.com' address), and you've got access to a wealth of information.

    And don't believe that {social media} wouldn't sell the contents of your profile to the highest bidder. Do any social media accounts ask for vehicle licence plate number?

    Maybe it won't be long before social media start to ask you for your vehicle's account details "to serve you better", perhaps in the guise of "if you have an accident, we can notify your friends!"

    Hell, that'd be a damn sight more accurate for curated ads than just the car make and model.

    My next car will be pre-1980, european, manual, and two-seater. I will of course upgrade it if necessary with radial tyres, and decent brakes.

    And replace all the poor-design or faulty components with something more modern - but it won't have a computer in it.

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    1. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      My next car will be pre-1980, european, manual, and two-seater. I will of course upgrade it if necessary with radial tyres, and decent brakes.

      Are you going to put a rollcage in it, too? You're a thin red paste in a serious crash, especially small offset.

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    2. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      This sort of Porche will be safe in a crash and even better it's a 5 seater, plus sort of hybrid though the fuel economy sucks.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VK_4501_(P)
      Might need a fire extinguisher of two.

    3. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not have driven (or tried to keep tuned up) many cars without computers! Don't lose any of those little springs or gouge a metering port on that carburetor during your annual rebuild! Pre-1980, european, manual, and two-seater -- make that, "monthly carburetor rebuild".

    4. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Mr. Dwywit: Is that your wife?

      You need Tinder!

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    5. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they're not selling to a single car. They're selling to the most common demographic using the roadway at any given time.
      Targeting to a single car would be selling a single pair of eyeballs to the people bidding. That's cheap and easy for a web ad. It's nowhere near cheap and easy enough for a huge digital billboard.

    6. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fuck are you doing that you need to rebuild your carb every month?

    7. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Hopefully this will prompt more states to drop the front-tag requirement.

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    8. Re:If they've got cameras in advance..... by mcswell · · Score: 1

      I parked next to a Volkswagen Beetle the other day, somewhere around a '72 model. Four seats, I suppose, but otherwise it meets your standards. Wonder what kind of ads they'd throw at that?

  8. But if there are more than one car on the road? by paai · · Score: 2

    Call me stupid, but when there is lively traffic, the billboards are in full view of several cars at a time. So the update may be slow, so that e.g., ten or twenty cars see the same advertisement that is triggered by the first car? Or does every car get its own advertisement, so that you see a constantly flickering of different ads?

    Paai

    1. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're probably patented an obvious idea like if x cars in y time pass the sensor, show an averagely appealing advertisement so it doesn't flicker too much.

    2. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lenticular surfaces. Problem solved.

    3. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      They will target whoever has the most money. They will only be allowed to change the display at a certain maximum speed, perhaps by law but also by agreements with advertisers who want their ad to be displayed for full segments of time. The order in which the ads are displayed will simply be altered; they'll cycle through them until they see a vehicle that implies it's worth actually targeting, and then they'll deliver a targeted ad for the normal period, then return to cycling until the next event.

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    4. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Call me stupid, but when there is lively traffic, the billboards are in full view of several cars at a time. So the update may be slow, so that e.g., ten or twenty cars see the same advertisement that is triggered by the first car? Or does every car get its own advertisement, so that you see a constantly flickering of different ads?

      Paai

      I would guess they have a tiered pricing structure so the highest paying ad gets shown; but you bring up a valid point, is the ad designed to be read or merely expose a target to the ad? We have a lot of electronic billboards and they change so frequently that if one catches my eye the ad is often gone before I can deduce who it is for.

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    5. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by paai · · Score: 1

      Sounds reasonable... But do you *know* that they use this strategy or is it an educated guess?

    6. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      they are targeting certain cars, he high end Mercedes, the Bentley, the Aston Martin,

      they don't care about your civic

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    7. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Who says it has to look at the nearest car?

      It'll see cars coming and assess the demographics of then next batch of cars, then deploy an ad that will earn the most revenue for the billboard owner for that batch.

      The ad will be on display as your batch comes into optimal viewing distance and cycled to the next ad for the next batch when your group passes out of optimal distance.

      And that's just the easiest bit of processing to do. You could get fancier and allow for cutting the cycle short if a particularly profitable cluster of cars is detected that is outside your regular cycle.

    8. Re:But if there are more than one car on the road? by paai · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can see how you can apply different algoritms to get an optimal distribution of the ads over the passing cars.

  9. joke's on you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i take the train..

  10. License plates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A lot of states require license plates in the front of a vehicle. A photos of your plate numbers and driver/passenger photo gets sent to advertisers. Get ready for the junk mail to pile up, let alone less privacy in the world.

  11. Want to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullet holes in those things. Your CIVIC duty!

    Yours,
    The NRA

    1. Re:Want to see by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear NRA,

      Fuck you, I drive a Camry.

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    2. Re:Want to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a tesla coil. I wonder how well they hardened the electronics from lightning. Let's find out..

  12. Fuck Synaps Labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This has to stop somewhere. Make a fucking law to stop this shit. And what a stupid fucking name.

  13. What's old is new again by Two99Point80 · · Score: 1

    Digital Burma Shave signs.

    1. Re:What's old is new again by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I thought of, too.

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  14. um. by lavaboy · · Score: 1

    It's been done... ... and everyone knows... ... targeted billboard advertising blows.
                          -... Burma Shave

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  15. They all say the same thing by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Send More Money: Fuck you buddy

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  16. Am i the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... who responds to advertising in the opposite intended manner? Ignoring a very very few products that offer no choice alternative,
    when i see ads for shit that does have alternatives, the ads make me put the product they are advertising on the shitlist.
    The shitlist of things i will not buy on principle and will seek alternatives for. Say hygiene products for an example.
    I like to think of it as "choosing the competition over the ad, and helping competition".
    Ads makes me want to switch to competition as a middle finger.

  17. Obligatory Futurama by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?
    Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines and movies and at ball games, on buses and milk cartons and T-shirts and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No, sir-ee!
    Bender: Quit squawking, flesh wad. Nobody's forcing you to buy anything.

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  18. Old but reliable, comfy car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, I drive a 1998 Toyota Tercel (subcompact). It's not fancy, but I love it, and I see no reason to get another car. I wonder what the billboard software would think of me, based on my car.

    1. Re:Old but reliable, comfy car by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I drive a 1998 Toyota Tercel (subcompact). It's not fancy, but I love it, and I see no reason to get another car. I wonder what the billboard software would think of me, based on my car.

      Two things: 1) low-value customer 2) auto repair and parts services

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    2. Re:Old but reliable, comfy car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      advance auto parts
      o-o-o-o'reillys
      auto zone
      and toyota commercials.

  19. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've been seeing curated ads in the train and station for decades.

  20. Allow me by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for all of us when I say, "Yay, more advertising!"

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    1. Re:Allow me by CaptQuark · · Score: 1

      No, same number of advertisements, just targeted toward you or the guy behind you. It's not like the billboard was blank before they started targeting ads.

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    2. Re:Allow me by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      No, same number of advertisements

      No, because now the advertisements will change, it won't just be one static ad.

      There will be lots of ads waiting to be seen and you'll see at least one of them, if not more.

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    3. Re:Allow me by CaptQuark · · Score: 1

      You think these electronic billboards were left static for extended periods of time? The advertisers spent money to have their ads displayed and the display rotates at a constant rate to display the most ads it can. The only difference would be the ads would be targeted toward the users closest to the display. When no target information is present, the ads go back to their sequential order. Same number of ads just a targeted sequence.

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    4. Re:Allow me by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Same number of ads just a targeted sequence.

      No. Either way you look at it, this means more ads. No one would spend the money for this for the same number of ads. I can guarantee you that among other selling points ("targeted ads!") one of them will be that they can display more ads and therefore make (charge) more money.

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  21. Ooh, more targets by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who looks at an electronic billboard and thinks "What a sweet target!"?

    And not just for shooting at- they'd probably be satisfying to hack into or paint over with some kind of thick, durable coating.

    But either way, every time I see one I'm filled with the urge to destroy or vandalize it.

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    1. Re:Ooh, more targets by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      When I see one, I think "God, what a maintenance nightmare!"

  22. Roadside billboards? by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    The only place I can think of where I've seen billboards is in Las Vegas. Most of those were for strip clubs. Would there really be a market for these?

    1. Re: Roadside billboards? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      When you walk into civilization from your warren in the desert, do you ever think that you might be missing out on part of life?

    2. Re:Roadside billboards? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      In post-soviet Russia, advertising watches you!

    3. Re: Roadside billboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Not ever.

  23. Are billboards illegal in your parts ? by dargaud · · Score: 1

    There are entire countries where billboards are illegal (Brazil), countries where they are illegal outside of cities (France), and many cities where they are forbidden (like my own). Why ? Well, it breaks down to this: either they work or they don't work. If they don't work, then what's the point ? Get rid of them. If they work, then it means they steal some of your attention span while you should be paying attention to your driving, so they should be illegal. And they are ugly.

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    1. Re:Are billboards illegal in your parts ? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      You forgot the God money. If it creates income, the God money says it is good. "Poor" farmer folk with nothing but (millions of dollars worth of) land can get income from these billboards to help them pay their taxes. These same "poor" farmer folk also have lots of lobbying power with the legislatures. As long as advertisers are willing to pay for billboards, there will be people ready to take the money.

    2. Re:Are billboards illegal in your parts ? by redlemming · · Score: 1

      There are entire countries where billboards are illegal (Brazil), countries where they are illegal outside of cities (France), and many cities where they are forbidden (like my own). Why ? Well, it breaks down to this: either they work or they don't work. If they don't work, then what's the point ? Get rid of them. If they work, then it means they steal some of your attention span while you should be paying attention to your driving, so they should be illegal. And they are ugly.

      On a more fundamental level, Billboards are coerced participation in advertising - something that is contrary to basic notions of freedom, and thus inconsistent with fundamental rights in any society that claims to be free.

      Just as it is appropriate to prevent businesses from releasing chemical pollutants into the environment, so too is it appropriate to prevent businesses from releasing marketing pollution into the social environment. Even the size and nature of business signs intended to identify a business location can and should be regulated.

      ALL advertising - to be consistent with fundamental rights - should be opt in - and something that is very easy to opt out of.

      This includes political advertising, and advertising for social causes.

      In the USA, rights to this effect can be asserted as arising under the 9th Amendment (unspecified rights retained by the people).

  24. Curated Ads? What that even mean? by darthsilun · · Score: 1

    I don't think curated means what you think it means.

    This just sounds – to me – like targeted ads.

    And for really targeted ads, use that camera to look at my license/number plate, and show me a really targeted ad. Maybe you could do what google does and show me more ads for things that I shopped for and already bought last week. Because I really need a second kitchen stand mixer. While I'm driving on the highway.

    1. Re:Curated Ads? What that even mean? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that you will be singled out, and advertised to directly. I don't think that's the case. In order for billboard makers to make any money, the ads need to be seen by as many people as possible. You think that during rush-hour that a billboard will know exactly who each driver is, single him out, and ignore the rest? Nope!

    2. Re:Curated Ads? What that even mean? by darthsilun · · Score: 1

      Obvious Man is obvious. No, I don't think that. Nor do I seem to think that. And nothing I wrote was even the least bit suggestive that I think advertisers are going to "ignore the rest."

      But thanks for playing.

  25. Why claim to estimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no reason to estimate from the make and model of the car.

    Just admit you're going to read the license plate, and match it to the owner's marketing profile from axcom or similar?

    Or better still, facial recognition of the driver.

      It's clearly where you can and will go with this technology

  26. Re: But if there are more than one car on the road by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    The "dumb" electronic billboards already are changing fast enough that imo, the message is missed. A second look at one and it's already changed, for better or worse.

  27. And further reduce the advertising value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Billboard advertising closer to print and broadcast advertising.
    Persistent to content or time and location.
    It promotes brand recognition and building.
    Built in repetition.
    Built in redistribution to additional eyes.

    Turn it into current set of eyes advertising and...
    You lose repetition.
    You lose free redistribution.
    You make it easier to push counterfeits.
    You make it easier to gain from fear.

    I enjoy print advertising. It's consistent. It has to sync with the print content I'm reading. Sometimes its more fun than the content (Ala Computer Shopper).
    I've seen broadcast advertising go from complementary and congruent to discordant and jarring. And I've heard some radio stations go from discordant and jarring ads back to ads spoken by their DJs that match their DJs' styles.

  28. Think ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... Burma Shave.

    We don't

    Know how

    To split an atom

    But as to whiskers

    Let us at 'em

    Burma-Shave

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  29. Distracted drivers by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    That's just what we need more of ... distracted drivers trying to read bright moving images on a billboard while driving at 55mph.

    1. Re:Distracted drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of those things are blindingly bright at night.

    2. Re:Distracted drivers by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      That's just what we need more of ... distracted drivers trying to read bright moving images on a billboard while driving at 55mph.

      Bingo.

      Every time I see one of these things from the freeway I wonder why they aren't illegal. They're an obvious hazard in terms of unnecessary distractions. There is no way to ignore them which means you're not able to pay full attention to the traffic around you. Seriously, I can't understand why they were ever allowed to be built.

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  30. AMD CPU Ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes targeted ads do interest me like RSS feed news. Those are basically targeted words to get you to pay attention to an article someone's written. If I could see a targeted ad for AMD's Ryzen CPU I think that would be worthy of a look instead of something like female makeup products.

  31. Field test by PPH · · Score: 1

    I'm going to find one of these and see which ads it shows be while I drive either my 1979 FJ40 or Panamera.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Field test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The billboard will scan the remains of your car tangled up with the back side and bent frame of a demolished trailer and will advise you to immediately call 1-800-SUE-A-TRUCKER.

  32. Batmobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I want to run my car past it made up to look like the batmobile, see what it does with THAT...

    1. Re:Batmobile by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      Now I want to run my car past it made up to look like the batmobile, see what it does with THAT...

      They will reckon that you are a nutjob, and they'd be right.

  33. Let's pray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the gods it goes away just as quickly as so many other hair-brained advertising ideas before it gets any traction.

  34. Ramping it up by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Advertising scum just keep ramping the scumminess up, don't they?

  35. Trojan by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    How much do I pay to get a billboard of Trojan Magnum condoms every time I pass?

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    Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
  36. Fuck Adverts and Fuck Advertisers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the last thing that people need.
    Nore fucking distraction and how many marriages will break up when an advert aimed at a car for something a bit iffy and the wife sees it. AS the only car on the highway she has to assume that the other driver of the car has been playing away.

    etc
    etc
    etc

    Another reason to NOT visit the USA ever again. The place really is turning into Trumpton.

  37. tired old car not a prime candidate by swell · · Score: 2

    When the camera sees my car, the ads will be for Goodwill and Dollar stores. There might be promos for retirement homes or funeral services. Maybe a pretty girl will show on the billboard hawking Viagra. But most likely the policeman behind the billboard will pull me over to impound my tired old car.

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    ...omphaloskepsis often...
  38. Cell phone fingerprinting by Spamalope · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they'll be cross-referencing web habits via Cell phone radio/Mac addresses as well. Why not commit to total creeper stalking if you're going to stalk?

  39. Seen this before? by j3p0 · · Score: 1

    Haven't we seen this, (or a variation) every year for oh, the last 5 years?
    Just Sayin'.

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  40. Police detection by sir-gold · · Score: 1

    When it sees a police car, does it change to an advertisement for donuts?

    (the mention of Russia made me think of this, because of the police-detecting bus-stop billboard)

  41. Distraction by Macdude · · Score: 2

    So I can't answer a phone call because it would cause me to be distracted, but big-business corp can distract the hell out of every driver on the road and that's OK because.... money?

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    "Grab them by the pussy" -- President of the United States of America
  42. Perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you are driving a North American designed cars, here are some ads for the nearest mechanic and lowest cost tow trucks.

    I see you are driving an import, here are some expensive products for you to consider.

    I see you have a Trump bumper sticker, here are is an ad for a DVD rewinder.

    I see you have a Hillary bumper sticker, here are ads for pant-suits.

  43. You are not the car you drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2005 Chevy Cavalier, red
    What do you *know* about me now?

  44. Anyone here work in advertising? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence. —Bill Hicks

    1. Re:Anyone here work in advertising? by Baki · · Score: 1

      Indeed, advertisement is nothing else than misinforming people at their own expense. It is a scourge of society.
      The marketing budgets is part of "production cost" and in the end is paid by all consumers, like a tax you cannot avoid.
      For this taxation, we receive false information and are encouraged to act (mostly) against our own interests.

      I'd rather just pay for stuff, honestly and up front, instead of this hidden cost that you almost cannot avoid.

      Marketing is mostly a non-productive distraction for society as a whole, that brings nothing good.
      Drugs, for example, are also a non-productive distraction, but at least provide the consumer some pleasure (hopefully).

      But advertisements, only lead to wrong pruchasing decisions and waste your time and money.

  45. Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I ever get in an accident near one of these things we'll be able to sue an annoying business entity instead of the other guy.

  46. Evolution by Baki · · Score: 1

    Advertisers evolve to target "consumers" ever more subtle, trying to influence them subconsiously.

    I'm sure the targets will evolve defenses, as noone wants to be influences this way, and made to act against our own best interests, i.e. in the interests of companies instead of our own.

    The more refined the advertisement methods become, the more people will start to distrust everything.
    Potentially this will have negative effects on society as a whole.

    This type of influencing should be stopped and prevented.

  47. Might work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone read billboards.

  48. Everything's a side channel by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

    There is a lot an advertiser can tell about you from the car you drive, says Synaps.

    There's a lot Synaps will be able to tell about public response when people start destroying their cameras. In most cases sneaking up from behind, probably, though there's ample evidence that many people are willing to commit crimes on camera.

    Not that I would do such a thing, of course. But some folks are likely to take offense, and digital billboards are already hugely annoying. Add privacy invasion (real or perceived) to that and you're asking for trouble.

  49. funny video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://youtu.be/9aHHVPR5Avo