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Malta's Azure Window Collapses Into the Sea (timesofmalta.com)

New submitter Duvzo writes: Sadly, our famous [Azure Window] landmark disappeared today, and not just the arch but the whole offshore stack has vanished. Strong gale force winds hit Malta yesterday, ultimately causing their landmark to collapse. Malta's prime minister, Joseph Muscat, said the news was heartbreaking. "Reports commissioned over the years indicated that this landmark would be hard hit by unavoidable natural corrosion. That sad day arrived," he said.

Slashdot reader Duvzo notes that the landmark was featured in Clash of the Titans and Game of Thrones. It served as the backdrop to the Dothraki wedding scene in the Game of Thrones.

84 comments

  1. Not a Microsoft story by jabberw0k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because an Azure instance crashes, along with an entire Windows stack, does not make this a news-for-nerds story.

    1. Re:Not a Microsoft story by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      I came here only to see the jokes and I'm not disappointed.

  2. So Windows crashed ... again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be here all week, try the veal.

  3. Malta reports DDOS? by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Video won't load, I'm guessing we crashed their server.

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  4. Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    How is this heartbreaking?
    Maybe they are heartbroken that fewer tourists will visit them?
    Natural formations change all the time. The planet does not stand still.

    1. Re:Melodramatic much? by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wasn't even that impressive of an arch. We have sea arches far larger than that here in Iceland.

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    2. Re:Melodramatic much? by SpaceDave · · Score: 2

      While I struggle to see how this story is relevant to Slashdot, I do see how it would be heartbreaking. Just because the landscape changes naturally doesn't mean you shouldn't be sad when you lose a thing of beauty. Disagree if you like but I think a compassionate person would at least empathize with the locals.

    3. Re:Melodramatic much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is this heartbreaking? Maybe they are heartbroken that fewer tourists will visit them? Natural formations change all the time. The planet does not stand still.

      I visited New Hampshire shortly after their iconic "Old Man of the Mountain' geological feature collapsed. Most people were pretty upset.

      The reasons? No doubt it was something that had "always been there" during these folks lifetime. If you look at how upset some Slashdotters are about change, it might start to make some sense.

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    4. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I struggle to see how this story is relevant to Slashdot,

      Already been over this.

    5. Re:Melodramatic much? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Here in Victoria we had a coastal rock formation which the Europeans prophetically named "London Bridge". It was a tourist attraction for many a year until, as the song goes, it fell down.

      Nearby along the ocean road there are the "12 Apostles" but I think they're down to 7 or 8 of them now.

      Commiserations to the Maltese.

    6. Re:Melodramatic much? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      My town has several arches like this one, including some that are equally likely to collapse in geologically bad weather. What we mean by this is a soaking midwinter rain followed by a hard freeze. We had a rockslide on one of our pinnacles earlier this winter. There will certainly be others. The next one to go could be a large block that has been cracking from the edge of our largest sinkhole for several years. The crack is steadily getting wider.

    7. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's just because I've seen so many landmarks crumble and disappear that I'm just desensitized.
      Nice mountain? Nice strip mine.
      Nice waterfall? Nice hydro installation.
      Nice town? Nice ghost town.
      Nice beach? Nice car graveyard.
      Nice lake? Nice pool of green algae.
      By comparison a rock falling over after some wind seems like it has its own beauty in a kind of "natural progression of things" kind of way.

    8. Re:Melodramatic much? by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      it's relevant to Slashdot because it lines up the obvious opportunity to make jokes about Windows Azure...

      That's seriously the only reason I can see this article made it to the front page.

    9. Re:Melodramatic much? by Rei · · Score: 1

      We've gotten some big chunks breaking off Dyrhólaey recently, including one that nearly took a tourist out with it. You know, you might have survived falling off the Azure Window, but you're not going to survive falling off Dyrhólaey.

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    10. Re:Melodramatic much? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      And apparently, it's got puffins. For those of you have not seen this species, seagulls designed by a committee.

    11. Re:Melodramatic much? by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      I'm off topic, but I love Iceland. The geography, the people, the language, the history. If there was more of a tech scene there, I'd try everything to move there. I'm originally from a snowy and frozen middle-of-nowhere bit of Canada, so even the Icelandic winter seems awesome to me!

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    12. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Old Man of the Mountain was the most popular natural landmark in NH, by far, although the nearby flume gorge and basin are more spectacular.

      You could imagine that it was Abe Lincoln or someone like that, whose visage God had carved out of the edge of the rocky cliff. A sad day when it collapsed.

    13. Re:Melodramatic much? by Xest · · Score: 2

      There's a certain irony to it too, Malta is a migration point for many birds passing between Europe and the Middle East and Africa as part of their winter migrations, this results in some spectacular scenes of natural beauty and yet Malta has uncontrolled illegal hunting of them such that it's causing real problems not just for the migrations, but for the number of these birds in Europe, Africa, and the Middle East as they get killed traversing between.

      People have been shot at and arrested for reporting on this within Malta despite the fact they're effectively trying to raise awareness of illegality. It seems a bit odd that Malta would cry about the collapse of a few rocks whilst supporting wanton destruction of other aspects of their natural heritage and beauty.

      I guess it's one of those "We only miss it when it's gone" type things? We have similar formations like this in the UK too so I agree, it's hardly rare or unique, though the closest one to me is mostly covered in bird shit because it's a Puffin/Ganet breeding ground, but at least it's still standing I guess.

      Still, perhaps they should look on the bright side, at least they have a new scuba diving site with an interesting back story.

    14. Re:Melodramatic much? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Not that far off. Puffins are a species of awk, which is in the same suborder (Lari) as gulls, terns, skuas and skimmers.

      They are admittedly quite adorable. I have a parrot and their behavior reminds me a lot of parrots. They're also eaten here (puffins, not parrots).

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    15. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not hard to find a tech job, if that's what you mean. At least some types - I'm a computer programmer, for example.

      Our winters are actually rather mild - just long and windy. And this last winter not even that.

    16. Re:Melodramatic much? by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      So, which birds are a species of sed ? We've already discussed those related to awk. . . .

    17. Re:Melodramatic much? by Pascoea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Geologic feature disappears, Slashdot readers are indifferent. Headphone jack disappears, Slashdot readers lose their mind.

    18. Re:Melodramatic much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The Old Man of the Mountain was the most popular natural landmark in NH, by far, although the nearby flume gorge and basin are more spectacular.

      You could imagine that it was Abe Lincoln or someone like that, whose visage God had carved out of the edge of the rocky cliff. A sad day when it collapsed.

      The wife and I took a hike up Franconia notch (errgh, that sounds kinda dirty) and what a stunning place! walking in the 20 feet or so notch between sheer cliffs, and with all the tumbled rocks, it looked like some Tolkien novel setting.

      Then there's Mount Washington, Cannon Mountain, Castle in the Clouds and a lot of other great things. I'm starting to sound like a travelogue here.

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    19. Re:Melodramatic much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Geologic feature disappears, Slashdot readers are indifferent. Headphone jack disappears, Slashdot readers lose their mind.

      Very well played sir! Well played indeed. This needs modded up.

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    20. Re:Melodramatic much? by Duvzo · · Score: 1

      Long time reader, first time submitter. Yes I was surprised too, but Game of Thrones, Harryhausen, ... That's all it was, but I did literally LOL at the OP's comment

    21. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't even that impressive of an arch. We have sea arches far larger than that here in Iceland.

      True, but the weather is nicer in Malta.

    22. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I hate you millennial hipster idiots eith your change is always good philosophy. A beautiful, natural formation eroding away IS heartbreaking. It has nothing to do with not being able to accept change. Frickin' retard.

    23. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree Franconia Notch is great for three season outdoor recreation, and they've got Cannon Mtn in the winter which is the best ski resort in the state.

    24. Re:Melodramatic much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be so, but Iceland isn't a warm Mediterranean paradise like Malta, now is it? In fact, it wouldn't be out of place to say that Iceland is a desolate, depressing wasteland that is barely one step above Greenland.

    25. Re:Melodramatic much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      God, I hate you millennial hipster idiots eith your change is always good philosophy. A beautiful, natural formation eroding away IS heartbreaking. It has nothing to do with not being able to accept change. Frickin' retard.

      Have I offended you?

      Good.

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  5. What else is Trump going to break? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We know the Democrats will blame Trump for this...

  6. heh, geologists said "decades" left by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    in 2013 geologists said the thing probably had decades left, but when a geologist says something will happen to a rock formation in timeframe that is anything less than thousand years...well that's the same as saying "very soon and any time now"

    The arch was remains of caves that collapsed, and also being made of limestone not surprising the rest of it was doomed.

    1. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by mrbester · · Score: 1

      It didn't help that people kept tombstoning off it despite fences and signs saying please don't because it's fragile and you're wearing it away by doing so.

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    2. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by TeknoHog · · Score: 3, Funny

      It didn't help that people kept tombstoning off it despite fences and signs saying please don't because it's fragile and you're wearing it away by doing so.

      I still have a piece of it in my necklace, but fortunately I'm far up North now, so you might say I'm wearing it away. Not to be pendantic or anything.

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    3. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by Kjella · · Score: 2

      in 2013 geologists said the thing probably had decades left, but when a geologist says something will happen to a rock formation in timeframe that is anything less than thousand years...well that's the same as saying "very soon and any time now"

      Or maybe something improbable happened. People that don't understand statistics frustrate me, just because the probability of winning the lottery is really, really low doesn't mean nobody wins the lottery. Maybe it could have weathered a lot of other storms but this particular combination of amplitude and direction of wind, rising or ebbing tide resulted in waves that found a resonance and and started nudging something like a loose tooth or it had some unknown foundation issues or whatever. Obligatory XKCD

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    4. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People that take an incident that happened as being possible, if remote, within a prediction as evidence that the prediction was correct frustrate me.

      That is lack of understanding statistics. A prediction is not meaningful if it states, "X will have a .0001% chance to happen" if then X happens every tenth iteration. The prediction was wrong. The bounds being cast wide, merely makes the prediction weak and wrong.

    5. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Beware of where you wear your worn necklace...

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    6. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/lace/wear/

    7. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably didn't matter. It wasn't the arch that gave way, it was the pillar. The fact that the pillar might be unstable was something that the academics apparently didn't even consider really. So all their predictions about the window's longevity were bogus from the start and no measure to protect the arch might have worked. And reinforcing the structure wasn't even on the agenda, so it would have fallen anyway regardless of all the other factors. It just happened to happen now.

    8. Re: heh, geologists said "decades" left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even nature is vulnerable to bit rot.

    9. Re:heh, geologists said "decades" left by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the geologist didn't give stats, just used the word "probably". Doesn't matter, the stats were that was 100% chance the thing was going to fall over sometime

  7. Russians by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dare say we know who is responsible for this, as in all things.

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    1. Re:Russians by tomhath · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, blame Global Warming.

    2. Re:Russians by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I dare say we know who is responsible for this, as in all things.

      If you want to be trendy and all, fine.

      At least be witty about it, Tovarisch.

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    3. Re:Russians by ScentCone · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Woosh! That's the whole point. STILL blaming Russia for things like losing elections is laughably lame.

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    4. Re:Russians by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Woosh! That's the whole point. STILL blaming Russia for things like losing elections is laughably lame.

      Whoosh yourself. I don't care who blames what on who. Because it's just stupid chasing it's tail But if it ain't funny it ain't worth fsck-all.

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    5. Re: Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ScentCone just has the typical Right-wing problem, not being funny.

      It's probably due to being a black Jewish cowboy.

    6. Re:Russians by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Definitely the Russians, they hacked it!

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    7. Re:Russians by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      God did it. He has taken a disliking to Game of Thrones and is piece by piece destroying all the featured landmarks.

      http://www.express.co.uk/showb...

    8. Re: Russians by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ScentCone just has the typical Right-wing problem, not being funny.

      It's probably due to being a black Jewish cowboy.

      Yeah, what's with that crap? Why can't right wingers be funny? I love to laugh, and I'd be a lot further to the right if being enraged wasn't a core competency and mandated skill.

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    9. Re:Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, Obama.

  8. SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The geologists said decade left, but they hadn't counted on the extra drilling required to install the transgender bathroom facilities. Once again SJWs prove if everyone can't have something, no one can.

  9. Stand by for updates... by SpaceDave · · Score: 1

    Gotta love the Prime Minister's tweet: "Tieqa tad-Dwejra in #Gozo has collapsed. Updates soon."

    My prediction for the first update: "At this stage Tieqa tad-Dwejra remains in a state of collapse. Next update in one hour."

    I could be wrong, I never really did understand entropy.

  10. If only it were repeatable... by gwolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of Argentina's natural landmarks is the yearly fall of the Perito Moreno glaciar bridge. People come from around the world to the specific place this natural monument gets formed towards the end of the winter and watch it collapse.

    Fortunately, it is a repeatable build.

    1. Re:If only it were repeatable... by Guillermito · · Score: 1

      It doesn't happen every year. It's more like once every four years on average.

    2. Re:If only it were repeatable... by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

      One of Argentina's natural landmarks is the yearly fall of the Perito Moreno glaciar bridge.

      Not yearly : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  11. News for Nerds? by felixrising · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Stuff that matters?? Really?

    1. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does it say that?

    2. Re:News for Nerds? by Duvzo · · Score: 1

      I just thought Game of Thrones, Harryhausen, that's all.

    3. Re:News for Nerds? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Stuff that matters?? Really?

      Pretty sure they saw the word "Azure" and thought it had to do with Microsoft's cloud.

  12. Because global warming? by mpercy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or similar badness that can be blamed on Western Civilization and therefore trashed on slashdot?

    1. Re: Because global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global Warming is a LIE!!!!! It is only a tool towards World Socialism and control of everyone by government. Most Americans KNOW it's a lie, and will fight to the death to prevent a destroying our sovereignty. Remember who has the most Nukes!!!!!!!

    2. Re: Because global warming? by Chromium_One · · Score: 1

      You're not even trying.

      A. Coward, what you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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  13. Proven hard to break password by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0

    correct horse battery staple is the most difficult password to break. I saw a scientific paper with terms like entropy etc, that said this is the easiest to remember most difficult password to hack.

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    1. Re:Proven hard to break password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this year's "Posted in Wrong Story" award goes to... La La Land!

  14. Re: I'm going to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly you never click on one of those "how many of these 250 world landmarks have you seen" articles that come up on facebook regularly. I have visited it several times and it was pretty.

  15. BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Windows Azure vanished into a blue screen of death? How appropriate.

  16. Clearly.... by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

    ...they should have built a wall to protect its greatness.

    A huuuuuuuge one.

    And made the ocean pay for it.

  17. Grrrrrr! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The collapse of an ancient and impressive land mark that stands testament to the beauty of natural processes is NOT notable because it was on some show about fucking your sister and killing children for the short time the camera is not on various women being raped and people being decapitated. (No, I did not watch past the first episode, I didn't need to.)

    1. Re: Grrrrrr! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A shame. You missed the people burned alive, flayed alive, fed to the fogs, beheaded and having wolf heads sewn on the corpse, pregnant women stabbed through the womb,people burned, eaten, burned AND eaten by dragons, stabbed in the eyes, killed and resurrected and killed again...

    2. Re: Grrrrrr! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left the limb-choppings, castrations and kids burned at the stake.

  18. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "News for nerds. Stuff that matters."

  19. a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Went there in 2008(think it was in 2008).
    http://rud.dk/photo-albums/eur...

  20. twelve apostles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... causing their landmark to collapse.

    The 12 apostles, stone columns on southern Australian beach, started collapsing a decade ago. The tides of this planet are relentless and damage the landmasses facing them.

  21. Jesus, editors, do you even look at this site? by sootman · · Score: 1

    "Sadly, our famous [Azure Window] landmark..."

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  22. Re:I'm going to say it by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    Summation: "I haven't seen or heard of it, therefore it can't be important."

    I'm sorry your worldview is so narrow that you can't have compassion for a people that lost something that was important to them.

    I've never heard of it or seen it, but that doesn't mean "the world is no poorer" now that it's gone. The only comparison I can think of are the cultural and religious sculptures, monuments, etc. that were/are getting destroyed by ISIS. Just because it doesn't affect me personally and, based on my opinion, there are nicer sculptures, monuments, etc where I have visited doesn't mean nothing of value was lost.

  23. BeauHD Do you work for DICE partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, why is this crap on /.
    its because of this stupid SHIT that Dice used to push away the talented and insight individuals whom would frequent this publication, for what reasons i dont know.
    Moving on, BeauHD quit being a tool, or attempt to be intelligent and obscure this hyperbole. WTF is /. also a travel agency? For Malta? I mean fucking really.
    Mod that.. :)

  24. didnt realize I clicked on the travel channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lame.
    waste of: light, electricity, and/or other things that should not be described here.. Please man, get back on your meds, its definitely affecting your judgement in what are obviously critical publication decisions. For example this one here on display for all to throw eggs and tomatoes at.

  25. Easy explaination. pls see below by gamekeeper · · Score: 1

    "click bait"

  26. wow, a modded down annon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so someone posted something in this forum, BeauHD obviously did not like what was said, so in a Butt-hurt rage he reached out "on bended Knee mind you(with Knee pads for his comfort, since hell be in that capacity/position for quite some time) to his Dice Panzy colleges for guidance,, to which they obviously responded with an over whelming, BULLSHIT answer..
    Lets Negatively Mod Anonymous Coward to a -1 and label them a troll.. Ya buddy that's real fucking effective. Unless /. actually tags your Anonymous Coward postings with an IP address to submit to their over lords for a review to determine other ways to fuck with people. Hey wait, doesn't that contradict the terms of service as listed on this site??

  27. Re:I'm going to say it by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Summation: "I haven't seen or heard of it, therefore it can't be important."

    I'm saying I saw the pictures of it, I've travelled all over to compare, so I KNOW it's not that important.

    I'm sorry your worldview is so narrow

    To the contrary; because my worldview is vastly more expanded than yours, I have the context to know how important this really is. You apparently Have not spent much time photographing sea shores around the world or you would know better.

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  28. Re:I'm going to say it by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    I'm saying I saw the pictures of it, I've travelled all over to compare, so I KNOW it's not that important.

    "Until [event] I'd never heard of [thing] before, but I've personally seen plenty of related [things]. After [event] I looked at a couple pictures of [thing] and have decided that because it doesn't appear interesting to me, nothing of value was lost." That comment works out fine if you are an exert in things like cars, or books, or some other commodity items. Making comments like that about cultural items, things that most likely hold significant personal value to a large group of people, just makes you sound like a dick.

    I have the context to know how important this really is.

    Good to know. Maybe put that in your comment next time.

    To the contrary; because my worldview is vastly more expanded than yours,

    Yup, there you go sounding like a dickhead again. You don't know shit about me. Maybe I'm and expert in this field, maybe I'm not. What we have already established is that you and I are on the same playing field when it comes to this particular landmark. Neither of us knew a thing about it until we read this article, and both of us have looked at a few pictures of it.

    You apparently Have not spent much time photographing sea shores around the world or you would know better.

    Again, you don't know that. I haven't, but it's not relevant to the conversation. Looking at a picture of something, waving your hand and saying "The world is no poorer for its passing", while explicitly stating you know nothing else about it doesn't give you any more credibility than I have on the subject.