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Tech Billionaires Invest In Linking Brains To Computers (technologyreview.com)

"To many in Silicon Valley, the brain looks like an unconquered frontier whose importance dwarfs any achievement made in computing or the Web," including Bryan Johnson, the founder of Braintree online payments, and Elon Musk. An anonymous reader quotes MIT Technology Review: Johnson is effectively jumping on an opportunity created by the Brain Initiative, an Obama-era project which plowed money into new schemes for recording neurons. That influx of cash has spurred the formation of several other startups, including Paradromics and Cortera, also developing novel hardware for collecting brain signals. As part of the government brain project, the defense R&D agency DARPA says it is close to announcing $60 million in contracts under a program to create a "high-fidelity" brain interface able to simultaneously record from one million neurons (the current record is about 200) and stimulate 100,000 at a time...

According to neuroscientists, several figures from the tech sector are currently scouring labs across the U.S. for technology that might fuse human and artificial intelligence. In addition to Johnson, Elon Musk has been teasing a project called "neural lace," which he said at a 2016 conference will lead to "symbiosis with machines." And Mark Zuckerberg declared in a 2015 Q&A that people will one day be able to share "full sensory and emotional experiences," not just photos. Facebook has been hiring neuroscientists for an undisclosed project at Building 8, its secretive hardware division.

Elon Musk complains that the current speeds for transferring signals from brains are "ridiculously slow".

77 comments

  1. Here's how it plays::: by messymerry · · Score: 2

    I think Kurzweil is about right for 2029 assuming nothing big happens. If we just go rolling along with the research for the next 12 years, then MMIs will be amazingly advanced. My guess however is that we have at least a major depression and very possibly a world war to get through. I say somewhere around 2050...

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    1. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Zager & Evans are as likely to be right as him.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    2. Re:Here's how it plays::: by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      No world war, everyone, well at least the rich and greedy are to scared to have one because they would be targeted. Economic collapse, most certainly, the US being the focus of that collapse and dragging down a whole bunch of countries with them, well, at least those countries who do not work to sever themselves from US economic insanity, for Americans, learn to eat tanks, good luck with that.

      Connecting human minds to machine means, changing the human brain to make the connection possible. The bowl of jello between your ears, would not appreciate rigid connections not even slightly and it would do damaged. But a genetic change, targeted genetically programmed stem cells, could make a change to the brain to allow a connection.

      The other route, TP machines for those with the right ability.

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    3. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or for that matter, the Standard Run of Limits to Growth. Can't disrupt the brain if society's priorities are elsewhere.

    4. Re: Here's how it plays::: by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      i can see my eyes bsod now because of a winKvm.

    5. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Guardian is full of commies who all want everyone to live in teepees and ride bikes everywhere.

      Except themselves, of course. Because little Sophie-Malala might have asthma.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    6. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are Australian universities, apparently. But everybody knows universities are full of commies.

    7. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better functioning human species (more completely understood) could be far more advantageous than pursuing or developing AI or computer/brain links.

      Take a look around this world though and tell me that we shouldn't at least be doing both in parallel.

    8. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I think we understand how much we know. I think we grossly underestimate the bits we don't know. Like fusion, in 1952 we could build an H-bomb. Now ~65 years later we still can't make a working fusion reactor. Like if you believe that within our lifetime we'll achieve immortality or the singularity transferring your consciousness to a machine, you're delusional. Now I realize how far technology has come in the last decades but I also realize how far it hasn't come. We get old, we die and that's how itÂ'll be for the next 100 years at least.

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    9. Re:Here's how it plays::: by sheramil · · Score: 1

      Terence McKenna was certain it was going to be 2012.

    10. Re:Here's how it plays::: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think humans are currently functioning as a species on this planet? What grade would you give us?

      I agree with you about the unknown. Maybe we should teach more about what is not known.

  2. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Obligatory by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Would mod this up if i had points. Nice one!

  3. And die from spam overflow in a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Bzzzzzt*

  4. Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People are investing in this? We barely have any idea how the human brain works, let alone linking it to something.

    A time machine would be a better investment as far as magical fantasy pipe dreams go.

    1. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing something, but isn't it the point of research to learn more about how something works?

    2. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, and for that investment to pay off. I could invest in unlocking human's ability to shoot laser beams from their eyes, and it would be a poor investment, even though we'd probably learn more about the human eye works.

      This is a poor investment. The only reason tech billionaires are doing is because, like the rest of us, they must face their inevitable demise, and no amount of money will prevent it (unless they can upload their minds somewhere; this is their fantasy pipe dream, to be rich and powerful forever).

    3. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      This. The vain cunts fancy themselves as gods.

      Can't see it ending well.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    4. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by mean+pun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why does everything have to be an efficient investment? US society decided to give them all that money to use at their discretion, and they decided to spend it on this. That's their right. Perhaps they're just curious about this?

    5. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A great number of advances are originally motivated by vanity and self-aggrandisement, but the rest of us still benefit. Who cares why they pay for the research; we too will get the results in time.

      And unlike time machines, brain interfaces are clearly possible, since we can do crude ones already. It's a very very hard problem to do well, so a lot of expensive research will need to be accumulated, but if the billionaires think it's close enough to throw their money at now, let them. They might even be right.

    6. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only reason tech billionaires are doing is because, like the rest of us, they must face their inevitable demise, and no amount of money will prevent it (unless they can upload their minds somewhere; this is their fantasy pipe dream, to be rich and powerful forever).

      No amount of uploading your mind will produce an immortal "you". It will only produce a copy of you. This is irrespective of whether there is such thing as a soul. You can destroy the copy, but that's not literally "moving" your consciousness any more than copying the contents of a file and then unlinking it is literally "moving" the data. Maybe it's possible to do it by replacing your neurons "one at a time" (more or less) with nanites which have learned to behave like neurons. That would depend on whether there is or is not a soul. As far as I know, nobody has yet devised an experiment capable of determining whether consciousness actually lives in the brain, or whether the brain is a receiver for a consciousness which exists independently of the body. For what it's worth, I'd bet on it just being good old observable physics, but I'm also betting on the eventual answer being irrelevant to my existence in that it's not coming during my lifetime and "I'll find out" first.

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    7. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by johnsie · · Score: 1

      Mankind never invents a machine for going back in time. That's why you don't see people coming to visit from the future.

    8. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey moron, we can already do this.

      Linking to brains is not some pie-in-the-sky theoretical thing. We have actually done it. The tech is primitive, it still has a LONG way to go, but it is already a reality.

      You, however, are an idiot.

    9. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by khchung · · Score: 2

      No amount of uploading your mind will produce an immortal "you". It will only produce a copy of you.

      Only if you needlessly insist on doing the "uploading" in a one-off transfer/copy style. No, you do it in a "Ship of Theseus" style.

      First you link up your brain with a computer directly to expand your brain's capabilities. After all, neurons transmits and receive electronic signals, there is no fundamental reason (so far known to man) that a computer cannot pretend to another bunch of neurons. Once linked you, your concept of "self" will slowly include the computer.

      Then as your brain slowly degenerates as it ages, the computer slowly pick up the slack. Eventually, more and more of "you" would be running on the computer, until the last bit of your brain ceases to function.

      If that doesn't work, then we would have found out where in the brain "self" or "soul" resides, that would be the discovery of the century.

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      Oliver.
    10. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, we're not even certain if the consciousness that wakes up is the same one that went to sleep. There are definite breaks in continuity. But I'd still rather wake up than not.

    11. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mankind never invents a machine for going back in time. That's why you don't see people coming to visit from the future.

      Or it destroys itself (and possibly the universe) when it does, and we're locked in a loop.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    12. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

      This. The vain cunts fancy themselves as gods.

      Can't see it ending well.

      For an entertaining 60's take on how it 'doesn't end well' for the 'gods', check out Norman Spinrad's novel Bug Jack Barron . When it comes to fears about and attitudes toward the subject of immortality for the rich and powerful, not much has changed in the past 50 years.

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    13. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      traveling forward in time is easy. traveling backwards in time is almost impossible. it's called the Morphail Effect.

    14. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to know how it works, you just need it to do what you expect it to.

    15. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm of the opinion that what we think of as "self" or a soul is a lot more ephemeral than expected, yet this needs nothing supernatural to explain. We're emergent behaviour sitting atop the interactions of our neurons, but are defined by them. People have had entire personality changes due to brain damage. You can become an entirely different person if you lose your memory, or are affected by certain diseases. So by all means transfer your thoughts, but it won't be you any more than the you of today is the same as the you of 10 years ago.

    16. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Yeh, I have travelled thru time since 1960.

    17. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      I'm giving up mod to add to this. Bug Jack Barron is worth the read even today, as Spinrad is a true visionary. One of my favorite books. Sort of a Rush Limbaugh in reverse, or what Stern wishes that he was. And periodically, you hear snippets of med-tech that still leave open the possibility that Spinrad's take on immortality wasn't completely wrong...

      rgb

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      Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken. --- Bertrand Russell.
    18. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as a soul. That's just a concept for people who can't accept that they aren't special. That there isn't anything fundamental different from themselves and other animals. They can't accept that life ends with death. They can't handle making moral decisions unless pressured to do so (seriously, talk to some super religions people and they'll ask how can you act good without fearing hell?). Scientists have wired up simulations of very simple animals and the simulations performed similar to how the animals performed.

      If there was some energy out there that was drawn to and captured by our brains, then it would also have to be drawn to and captured by... well, that doesn't make any sense. You can print out the program and follow it line by line and get the same results, so nothing was possessing the computer unless you're now going to claim something is possessing the paper or that by following the computer program you're performing a spell which draws a soul in. But of course you can pause/restart/reset/resume a program at any point and it continues to work as expected so that means its spell would have to be instantly recognizable by the soul universe and effective at any state of being cast.

      Part of your brain deals with understanding where your body parts are. It lets you do things like touching your noise with your eyes closed. Through meditation, deep prayer (which has been scientifically shown to be the same as meditation), or drug use you can learn to temporarily shut off that section of your brain. Doing so gives you an out-of-body experience and those types of experiences is one of the primary reasons people like to claim souls exist. You don't die when this happens and you can stay mostly functional with full memories.

      Claiming the animal brains are too simple to have a soul but ours are more complex so we have one is also bullshit. Frankly, I'm not going to waste any more of my time on such people, so my post ends here:

    19. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, nobody has yet devised an experiment capable of determining whether consciousness actually lives in the brain, or whether the brain is a receiver for a consciousness which exists independently of the body.

      You mean, aside from all of the usual ones? Like, giving people powerful drugs makes their (my!) consciousness go away? Like the fact that strokes, drugs, alcohol, accidents, and acts of violence that damage the brain tissue make consciousness go away incrementally? Like the fact that when people's brains die, they apparently die (from the point of view of every device built to measure the neural activity that we identify as consciousness in everything with neurons that we have ever studied)? Like the fact that we have working neural models capable of at least a few of the first steps towards consciousness? Like the fact that all of our understanding of science so far, working together, provides not the slightest support for an alternative hypothesis?

      Asserting that we have no experiments to determine whether consciousness lives in a brain is like asserting that we have no experiments that refute the possibility that we are all just NPCs in a giant MMORPG Matrix, or asserting that we have no experiments that refute the possibility of hidden nonlocal dimensions in physics, or we have no possibility of proving that Jesus didn't raise the not-quite-dead yet and make blind people walk and deaf people see. Science doesn't work that way, evidence doesn't work that way, as it leaves one stuck in the eternal "lack of evidence is not evidence of lack" for an infinite sea of non-contradictory assertions that could be true.

      Heres how it works. Nearly all of that "sea of notions" -- possible true assertions -- is nearly perfectly improbable. Not "false", just -- literally -- not likely to be true, given what we know and the evidence so far. There could be a rock on the far side of the moon carved by chance into a nearly perfect bust of Abraham Lincoln -- not impossible -- but there is no point in wasting precious plausible belief in our ontology on such a hypothesis as there is no evidence that it is true. Furthermore, by doing a statistical study of rock shapes on the earth looking for rocks that actually look like they were carved into human busts with precisely recognizable features, we might even conclude that it is very likely to be false because the particular shapes that make up a human head, neck, and shoulder set are simply unlikely to occur by accident. This is Bertrand Russell's "teapot" argument.

      Of course there is one amusing way the teapot could fail. We could send a silver tea set into orbit! Or, we could drop a bust of Abraham Lincoln on the dark side of the moon. Neither of these apply to consciousness, yet, but of course that is the point of the entire "True/Strong AI" enterprise. Which I personally think will succeed within the next ten to twenty years, not to preserve human consciousness but to augment it and exploit it (the AI). We are already augmenting human consciousness through the interfaces we already have -- the fingers and eyes and ears -- to the point where google is a major part of our brains, to the point where I can stream this thought chain out into your brain faster than anyone a mere twenty or thirty years ago would have ever dreamed possible.

      So please, we have a mountain of evidence that consciousness is, in fact, supported directly by the physical tissue of the brain. We also have an immovable mass of humanity that does not wish to face this fact and shape their lives and ethical systems upon the probably true, scientifically supported ontology that strongly, strongly suggests that this one life is all you get, that if your brain dies you die, that there is no alternative reality or superset reality where you will live in paradise or be tortured for eternity, and that there is no mysterious invisible self-aware construct that grants wishes and enforces "perfect justice" or "perfect law" or "perfect love" on a selective basis depending on whether or not one embraces a particular set of "ancient" beliefs.

      rgb

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    20. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, experiment with fruit flies.

    21. Re: Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, they are not "just curious". and calling a stupid decision stupid is cool even if you're not a billionaire. sorry.

    22. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No amount of uploading your mind will produce an immortal 'you'. It will only produce a copy of you."

      Congratulations, you're the philosophical equivalent of someone who believes they understand the national debt because they can make change.

    23. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "nobody has yet devised an experiment capable of determining whether consciousness actually lives in the brain"

      It's worse than that my friend, no one has yet devised an experiment capable of determining if consciousness even exists. And they never will, because consciousness is not measurable. You can measure responses to stimuli, but a significantly complex machine can always produce the "appropriate" responses to those stimuli, so that proves nothing.

      Consciousness is an experience that I have, and presumably so do you, that we assume other things like us also have, but this cannot be empirically determined. In a purely empirical model, consciousness doesn't exist.

    24. Re:Is the tech bubble official yet? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      ... This is irrespective of whether there is such thing as a soul. ... That would depend on whether there is or is not a soul. ...

      I don't quite think that is the case. Even where spirituality is abandoned for science, the base needs of the human condition that cause religions will still be there. I'm sure that there are ancient philosophers that have said "there are no gods." and made a good case, yet still, religion and spirituality survives and dominates because it is not just tied to belief in a god, but rather the need for a philosophy, community, and participation in something greater than ones self for the average person. Given acceptance of a harsh reality of no spiritual afterlife, especially one of data dominated world, the "soul" will not disappear but will instead be described to be the data. Even in the past it will be that which was passed on to children, friends, and the people you meet and affect in life. The human condition requires a 'soul' (as well as other requirements), what the soul is will be described in current beliefs. Those descriptions have changed before, they will change again.

  5. Is it better than heroin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    People will one day be able to share "full sensory and emotional experiences," not just photos.

    1. Re:Is it better than heroin? by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't give a rat's arse about "sharing sensory and emotional experiences". However, if by the time I die the state of the art can get to the point of:

      1) Accurate ability to model of a full brain's worth of neurons;
      2) The ability to read, from a human brain, each neuron's activation levels and connections (e.g. injecting bioluminescent proteins that respond to chemical factors inside the neurons, with numerous CCD sensors scattered throughout in the brain, each monitoring many thousands to millions of neurons),
      3) The ability to trigger activation or apoptosis of neurons (aka photosensitive proteins for specific purposes, with said CCD devices also being able to project light signals to specific neurons) ... then going neuron by neuron, doing the following:

      1) Simulating it
      2) Replacing the signals it sends to its neighbors with the results of its simulation
      3) Causing the now simulated neuron to commit apoptosis

      * ....one by one until the whole brain is eliminated and all that exists is the simulation.... then I would be greatly appreciative ;)

      If we're lucky it won't be necessary to model neurons individually. If one could determine what's going on just by studying ganglia - their inputs, outputs, average activity in various regards, perhaps broken down into subregions when dealing with large ones, etc - then would greatly simplify the task. Because you have ~85 billion neurons in the brain, but ganglia have a couple dozen to hundreds of thousands of neurons each.

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    2. Re:Is it better than heroin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the ultimate tort..ahem.. enhanced interrogation device.

  6. (A) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    N/T

  7. Yeah, I'll take your money by notil · · Score: 1

    Certainly Mr. (Mrs.) tech billionaire, I share your enthusiasm for integrating the human mind with a machine and believe it is indeed within our reach now that innovators such as yourself are stepping up to the challenge. A one-time donation of $15,000,000 to my lab to pursue our groundbreaking research that we were already doing anyway will ensure that humanity will praise your name forever, parades will be held in your honor, and all other entrepreneurs will gaze at you longingly at tech events.

  8. They won't rest... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    ... until we are seeing commercials for Lightspeed Brand Briefs in our dreams.

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  9. I used to think this was a great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But seeing the direction the tech industry is developing in, I changed my mind. Instead of ending up with lots of cool and useful capabilities, it seems more likely you will end up being someone else's cool and useful capability instead.
    I don't fancy becoming a Borg.

    1. Re:I used to think this was a great idea by fisted · · Score: 2

      I changed my mind.

      I see what you did there.

  10. Aces by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2

    Just like Dick Cheney, we'll never be free from assholes like Peter Thiel.

  11. They can buy nearly everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can buy nearly everything except eternal life.

    As they get older they get more desperate - this is their attempt for immortality.

  12. Quick question by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    Just like Dick Cheney, we'll never be free from assholes like Peter Thiel.

    Quick question: what makes Peter Thiel an asshole?

    AFAICT, the only controversial thing he's done is come out in favour of Trump.

    He's not personally known as an asshole (as Mark Zuckerberg), he doesn't do a lot of sketchy things with his charitable foundation (like Bill and Hillary Clinton), he doesn't finance riots and protests here in the US (like George Soros), and he certainly hasn't led us into war under false pretences or authorized torture like Dick Chaney has.

    I'm just wondering... what makes him comparable to Dick Cheney?

    It's the Trump thing, isn't it?

    You're complaining about his support of Trump, right?

    1. Re: Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He supports Cheney which proves he hates us and wants us to die. That's how their kind be.

    2. Re:Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Quick question: what makes Peter Thiel an asshole?

      How about things like "I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible?" The general gist of the argument being that the voters will never accept the degree of dominance by the free market required for libertarianism to work, and therefore (by implication) democracy is the thing that must go, since it stands in the way of libertarian freedom. You don't have to go much farther than that to get into NRX territory (where you need a dictator to have liberty), although I do not know if Thiel is there yet.

      Thiel's support for Trump is not the problem. If anything, it's just a symptom.

    3. Re: Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All republicans want every one to die that isn't rich and white.

    4. Re:Quick question by iamacat · · Score: 1

      If you actually read the essay, the proposed alternatives to Democracy are not monarchy or aristocracy. It's moving into new niches which are free from centralized government control, such as cyberspace, outer space or seasteading.

      On the other hand, you have been drinking some cool aid. It's a straightforward fact that the more areas of your life are subject to democratic control, the less free you are to follow your individual wishes. Of course, this is sometimes necessary, and a better alternative than a King or Queen making the call. But we should be striving to minimize the number of things people are forced to do with a gun to their head, no matter who is the gunman.

    5. Re:Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the whole vampire thing where Peter Thiel wants to take the blood of children in some sort of "rejuvenation" ritual so that he can live forever.

  13. So now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pinky will get some smarts so he can help The Brain... LOL!

    I can just imagine the last joke of all is finding the interface has to be custon-trained for each brain/mind since there is no guarantee that all minds run the same 'software'... as if each one has its own programming language.... ( defnitely the case for male vs female, and I imagine a few other types that would have different 'languages' )

    Gotta be positive, though - I am positive that the results will be hooked up to a lightbulb and the brightness correlated to the actvity...

  14. I wonder ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    ... if that guy is in a coma or just having a Windows update.

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  15. How about... by Kitano123 · · Score: 1

    Investing in removing there heads from there arseholes I think that would be a more worthy cause.

  16. brain AWS or SETI@home? by kiviQr · · Score: 1

    Will they pay people to use their brains for computing power while they are idle (i.e. watching tv) ?

  17. Has anyone asked ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the computers how they feel about being tethered to some slow and stupid meat bag?

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  18. AT least ZB got the terminology correct. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no issue of sharing "intelligence". See Godel for details. But emotions and pips ... it's voltages all-the-way down.

  19. Once I wanted the Google chip, but not now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't do it... just don't hook a computer to your brain. You gonna be h@x0red.

    Go with something like overlay visual contacts, so when you get rick astley permanently in you visual field, you can just take the contacts out.

  20. Warning Danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I've read stories on here from these very billionaires warning us about the danger of cyborg's and AI's enslaving us and or killing us!

  21. Well we better get our shit together by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Look at what a bunch of non-AI enhanced, walk on two legs primates have done. Maybe this is the step we need to get over our evolutionary lag and consider the long time scale issues that affect human survival.

    I wonder what AI enhanced dogs, cats, chimps, gorillas, dolphins, whales will say, after all I doubt we will be going first.

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    My ism, it's full of beliefs.
  22. When you look at it that way... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Well, in that case, that's okay, because I'm not really me. Sure I resemble the me from just a few moments ago, but the further out you go in time, the less I resemble me's gone by and so it goes for future me's as well. So say goodbye to any me you meet in the future, for you will never meet another me like him ever again.

  23. Limits to growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was just one of several similar books and I'd argue this was even more important, published before Limits to Growth:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Population_Bomb

    Published 1980:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy:_A_New_World_View

  24. Can We Get Trump To Nuke The Commies? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    Before they develop the technology to actually censor thought they disapprove of?

  25. Brainstorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Zuckerberg declared in a 2015 Q&A that people will one day be able to share "full sensory and emotional experiences," not just photos.

    Brainstorm

    Find it.

    Watch it.

    Think about it.

  26. Do You Remember Being Born? We Do... by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

    “Do you remember being born?” the armless girl asked.
    “We do.”
    She stood alone on the white moss floor in the center of the shed. Bors stood directly before her, flanked by Wyeth and Rebel, while Nee-C lounged in the doorway, tensely eyeing the girlchild’s back. Rebel couldn’t help staring at where the child’s arms should have been. The flesh was smooth there, and unblemished. Her shoulder blades jutted slightly to either side, like tiny wings. Rebel looked down, found herself staring at the child’s crotch, at her innocent, hairless fig, and looked quickly up again.
    The child seemed such a perfect avatar of helplessness that it was hard to think of her as the focus, as she had said, of perhaps a billion Comprise, as massive a point source of attention as Earth ever needed to assemble. “Get to the point,” Bors said roughly.
    The girl smiled a knowing smile, full of irony and sophistication, that looked horribly out of place on her young face. “It is not a simple offer we wish to make,” she said, “and you won’t accept it without understanding what it entails. We fear this is the quickest way about it.”
    Outside, the guardian machines had turned away and were stumping back toward the rings. Bors nodded brusquely. “You must understand that AIs existed for decades before we became conscious. They were old stuff—though they were simple creatures, scarcely more intelligent than their human masters. Hardly worth the effort. Even the human-computer interface was not exactly new. You do understand how an interfacer works, don’t you?”
    “It’s a device that allows direct communication with machines,” Bors said. “Mind to metal. It hasn’t exactly been wiped out of human space, but most people consider it an obscenity.”
    “No doubt,” the girlchild said dryly. “An obscenity that is especially difficult to eradicate, since it is the heart of the programmers that you use every day. We doubt your civilization could exist without it. But the point you should understand is that it is simply a tool for transferring thought, only slightly more efficient than, say, a telephone. It can take a thought from one mind and insert it into a machine or another mind, but that is all. By itself, it in no way dissolves the barrier between organic thought and electronic, or even between mind and mind.
    “The day we were born, the mind sciences were still young. Most people did not realize their potential. Some few did. Among those who did were the thirty-two outlaw programmers who formed the seed about which we crystalized. At that time there was a planetwide computer net, a kind of consensual mental space, through which all artificial systems interacted. It was, among other things, the primary communications medium. At any given instant hundreds of millions of people interfaced throughthe net, with machines and with each other, working, gossiping, performing basic research.
    “There were many desires afloat in the net. The potentials of machine intelligence had never been tapped.
    There were always entrepeneurs, hobbyists, researchers and occultists trying to create direct mind to mind communication—usually involving the inability to lie—with varying degrees of success. Others wished to create an AI that would finally fulfill the possibilities inherent in artificial thought—a transcendent intelligence, if you will.
    What you might call a god. These were the hungers that surfaced when we tried to define ourselves. To a degree, they were our definition.
    “On the hour of our birth, thirty-two engineers, AI architects, witches, and cryptoprogrammers—brilliant people, the best of their kind—entered interface together.
    They applied the new mind technologies together with a computer strategy known as hypercubing. It was an outdated method, even then. You took thirty-two small computers, connected them to each other as if

  27. Guinea Pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I nominate Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates as guinea pigs for the experiments.

  28. I, for one welcome our new major Kusanagi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > technology that might fuse human and artificial intelligence

    Is this some kind of an advertisement for the upcoming Hollywood adaptation of GITS, with Scarlett Johansson (butt-naked) in the lead role? Supposedly to open macross cinemas worldwide on March 30th.

  29. Neural Lace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "neural lace" is hardly a new term or one invented/pioneered by Musk. Am I the only one who remembers talk of this from the late 90's? Does anyone else realize the USAF has already gone on record about using electrical trans-cranial stimulation to enhance learning rates by ~50%?

  30. Biggest Toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Billionaires have always had the biggest toys (Yachts, mansions, etc). Once they can buy intelligence, they will also be the smartest living beings. Most likely, they will be the only ones that can afford it also, leaving everyone else permanently fucked.

  31. hosts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I be able to edit the "hosts" file to block tracking and advertising? And if I save a typo, will I die?

  32. Mocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and it's our right to mock them. Mocking is an important social need for the mockers, and a grudgingly acknowledged social good for the mockees.

    Seriously, what do you think that Carnival is based upon? Why is there a European tradition of a Topsy Turvey Day? Why did nearly every monarchial court have a Fool?

    We have an established social order, with the privileged and the lesser privileged. Yet the poor still have brains and the rich still have foibles. Having a day where the social order is subverted, with the understanding that it's time limited, allows a social safety valve.

  33. also obligatory by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Life: the singularity, ruined by lawyers

    Even then.. better than nothing.