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Microsoft Ends Support For Windows Vista; Begins To Roll Out Windows 10 Creators Update
On Tuesday, Microsoft began the roll out of Windows 10 Creators Update, the latest update of the company's desktop operating system. Incidentally, today is also the day Windows Vista, a decade-old OS as well as some parts of Office 2007 hit end of life. Earlier this month we asked Slashdot readers if they would be upgrading their computers to Windows 10 Creators Update. Many people answered with a resounding no.
CmdrTaco had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. CmdrTaco walked up to her and said, “I need to poop”. “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop”. CmdrTaco squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs, looking like a weiner. “Why are we here?”, CmdrTaco cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The peepee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.