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Researchers Discover New Species of Giant Spider (mentalfloss.com)

adeelarshad82 writes: Califorctenus cacachilensis, recently named by researchers at the San Diego Natural History Museum, was first located in 2013 in a mountain range in Baja California Sur, Mexico. The eye pattern led researchers to believe it was potentially part of a group of wandering spiders from the Ctenidae family. Knowing Ctenidae are nocturnal, the researchers returned to the cave at night, where they spotted a living specimen. Their research further led them to confirm that it was a previously unidentified species related to the Brazilian wandering spider. The findings have been published in Zootaxa.

51 comments

  1. Nukes from North Korea and now this by slickwillie · · Score: 4, Funny

    One more thing to worry about - giant spiders from Mexico.

    Will Trump's wall keep them out?

    1. Re:Nukes from North Korea and now this by PPH · · Score: 1
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      Have gnu, will travel.
    2. Re:Nukes from North Korea and now this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's no way Trump will stand for Mexico having bigger spiders than us. As you read this he's already secretly signing an executive order to breed even bigger spiders. Bigly. Yuge even.

    3. Re:Nukes from North Korea and now this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pacific North West already have giant house spiders that appear inside at the end of summer. Even fairly modern houses that shouldn't have any gaps big enough for them to sneak in through, there they are perched on the wall in the morning waiting for the vacuum cleaner to find them.

    4. Re: Nukes from North Korea and now this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because if there's one thing spiders are not known for it's climbing walls.

    5. Re: Nukes from North Korea and now this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demand photo of it someone's face.
      That's a thing now.

    6. Re:Nukes from North Korea and now this by slickwillie · · Score: 4, Funny

      And Mexico will pay for the Yuge American Spiders.

  2. the Brazilian wanders around by turkeydance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a lot more than they thought

    1. Re: the Brazilian wanders around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever some new species is discovered I'd be very interested in a discussion on WHY it had remained undiscovered. Is it just super rare and already endangered? Looked to much like another species? In such an inhospitable spot that biologist seldom go there?

    2. Re: the Brazilian wanders around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing Ctenidae are nocturnal, the researchers returned to the cave at night, where they spotted a living specimen.

      I don't know about you but even after a couple of beers I usually don't think "Perhaps I should go into this cave filled with giant spiders at night."

    3. Re: the Brazilian wanders around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever some new species is discovered I'd be very interested in a discussion on WHY it had remained undiscovered. Is it just super rare and already endangered? Looked to much like another species? In such an inhospitable spot that biologist seldom go there?

      In this case it's probably due to limited supply of people who's reaction to "there might be a giant spider in that hole" is "I'll come back at night to maximize my chance of encountering one while I go in there"

  3. Banana for scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How giant is giant?

    1. Re:Banana for scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bigger than you want to find in your bed!

    2. Re: Banana for scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my research, it is a 2/4 with Reach for 3G.

      You probably wouldn't include it, except in sealed where you went green and draft, if you picked it up late, as for constructed, it accomplishes little, and is probably not even side-boarded.

    3. Re:Banana for scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8 hit dice.

  4. Science at its best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    “I got bit while handling a live specimen of Califorctenus cacachilensis, and I’m still alive,” Berrian said.

  5. Dat Brazilian Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do Brazilian spiders have hair though?

    1. Re: Dat Brazilian Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah they do. Tarantulas are super fuzzy.
      Anyways that's not the Brazillian thing, that's been replaced with shooting police and collecting their guns.

    2. Re: Dat Brazilian Thing by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Um... Not sure if you didn't get the joke, or...

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  6. No priapism?? by Type44Q · · Score: 4, Funny

    No deadly-boner-inducing toxin?? How utterly unremarkable.

  7. Thank you researchers by guises · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you unspecified researchers, always making wonderful new discoveries to benefit all of us.

    1. Re: Thank you researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each discovery of a new species of giant spider is a cause for celebration. Trump should declare a public holiday!

    2. Re:Thank you researchers by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I especially like the bit: "I got bit while handling a live specimen of Califorctenus cacachilensis, and I’m still alive"

      Science!

  8. Are they going to name it aragog? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or the name has already been taken?

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    1. Re:Are they going to name it aragog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spidey McSpiderface

    2. Re:Are they going to name it aragog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attercop.

      And then it bit the researcher.

  9. Re:I found a giant snake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found a giant snake In my pants

    It may be a giant snake for you, but it's a pygmy snake to the rest of us. Or did you not know your camera's enabled?

  10. You have not considered that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an arachnophile.

    1. Re:You have not considered that... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Stop fucking spiders. Go find some nubile girls to fuck instead.

      Or you could split the difference.

  11. Re: I found a giant snake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have had a lot of empty space there in your pants then.

  12. the euro-step by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    Califorctenus Cacachilensis

    Sounds like the name of a Utah Jazz power forward drafted from Latvia.

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    1. Re:the euro-step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the Wikipedia entry for Brazilian wandering spider - the spider this new species is related to:
      "The Brazilian wandering spiders appear in Guinness World Records from 2010 as the world's most venomous spider."

      So, no, definitely not a Latvian basketball player.

  13. EWWW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO! Just so much NOOooooooo... No gross giant weird wandering spiders! NO! Ew... gross...

    1. Re:EWWW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've no fear of Wasps or Bees,
      Mosquitoes only tease,
      I rather like a Cricket on the hearth,
      But my blood runs cold to meet
      In pyjamas and bare feet,
      With a great big hairy spider in the bath.

      -Flanders&Swann

      I actually like Spiders, even though I was once bitten by a Brown Recluse. That left an interesting hole in the back of my hand that took weeks to heal. But it didn't actually hurt much. But some Wasps, especially Vespula Pensylvanica, are just plain mean. Kill them with fire.
      Yeah, it smells pretty bad.
      Dig up the nest afterwards, and fill the hole with ashes, which Wasps naturally avoid. (BTW, this is not true of Bees, who will often found a hive in a burnt out tree trunk, precisely because other species avoid them.)

  14. Re: I found a giant snake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a monster in my pants, and it does a modern dance.

    When it sees the light of day, you can hear the people say,

    Monster, ah! Monster, ah!

  15. Read the ****ing paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you get the impression that this is about a new species of *giant* spider? If you had bothered to read the paper you would have noticed that the specimen they captured were less than 30 mm in length. How is that giant? The word giant doesn't even appear anywhere in this paper.
    The worlds "biggest" spiders reach sizes of around 30 cm (note the different prefix).
    There are common household spiders larger than 30 mm....

  16. Read the paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would urge the author to actually read the cited paper. No matter what you think about yourself... 40 mm is *not* giant :)

  17. From (somewhat near orbit)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found the next MOAB target.

  18. Yummy! by spaceman375 · · Score: 2

    Spiders are related to crabs. Are these things big enough to try my crabcake recipes on? A quick boil with some old bay should remove the hair...

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    1. Re:Yummy! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's a quest in World of Warcraft in which an NPC has you gather spider meat as the main ingredient for his "dusky crab cakes".

  19. That's not a giant spider! by sh00z · · Score: 1

    Now, this is a giant spider!

    1. Re:That's not a giant spider! by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Pretty big. Now, in keeping with the recent article regarding favorite sci-fi movies, here's what has to be the biggest spider ever, from 1955's "Tarantula".

  20. Re:I found a giant snake by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    Ooh, I don't like spiders and snakes.

  21. Ungoliant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. Why? by no1nose · · Score: 1

    Why would they do this? This is like hearing they developed a way to make more bloodthirsty mosquitoes. Let's focus science back on making better electric cars, space travel, faster computers, etc...

    1. Re:Why? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Why would they do this? This is like hearing they developed a way to make more bloodthirsty mosquitoes. Let's focus science back on making better electric cars, space travel, faster computers, etc...

      And cancer immune intelligent super mouse overlords. We must have them at any cost.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know the researchers here didn't create the spider, right?

  23. Because ridiculing names is so tolerant ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because ridiculing names is so tolerant ... if it is directed at white Europeans.

    Once again one of Slashdot's resident leftists reveals their true colors.

  24. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.