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Leaked Document Sheds Light On Microsoft's Chromebook Rival (windowscentral.com)

Microsoft has announced plans to host an event next month where it is expected to unveil Windows 10 Cloud operating system. Microsoft will be positioning the new OS as a competitor to Chrome OS, according to several reports. Windows Central has obtained an internal document which sheds light on the kind of devices that will be running Windows 10 Cloud. The hardware requirement that Microsoft has set for third-party OEMs is as follows: 1. Quad-core (Celeron or better) processor.
2. 4GB of RAM.
3. 32GB of storage (64GB for 64-bit). 4. A battery larger than 40 WHr.
5. Fast eMMC or solid state drive (SSD) for storage technology.
6. Pen and touch (optional).
The report adds that Microsoft wants these laptops to offer over 10-hour of battery life, and the "cold boot" should not take longer than 20 seconds.

91 comments

  1. Could be useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you can turn off Secure Boot so it's a general-purpose computer, this might be a good thing.

    1. Re:Could be useful by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, that would ruin it for this niche. You can buy a cheap laptop right now that is not locked down. The benefit to a Chromebook or Chromebook clone like these is that you can hand it to a school age kid and not worry at all about viruses, malware, misconfiguration, etc. It just works all the time.

      I completely agree that it makes these things unattractive to a large number of Slashdotters. I'm one of them, and I only have Chromebooks for the kids and wife, not myself. I have spent _zero_ hours screwing around with the Chromebooks*, which is something I cannot say about any other computer that I've ever owned.

      * So technically, I did screw around with them because I'm a big dork. I played with developer mode, but my wife blew away my efforts by hitting the space bar on boot. Which is for the best. Also, printing can be hard to set up but I got lucky because I already had Chrome set up to share a printer.

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    2. Re: Could be useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's running windows (even a scaled down cloud version) why wouldn't the same viruses that work on other versions not work on this one? Besides it's just a cheap scaled down windows 10.

    3. Re:Could be useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does the ability to turn off SecureBoot have to do with what a kid does with one you leave locked down?

    4. Re: Could be useful by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't matter because the virus would go away on the next boot - just like Chromebook.

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    5. Re:Could be useful by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      How do I discern between a laptop with SecureBoot turned on and one that has corrupted firmware that pretends to have SecureBoot turned on? If this takes more than a few seconds, then your product is less compelling to one that is simply locked down.

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    6. Re: Could be useful by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      The weakness is if you never turn it off (make it sleep once in a while at best) and never need to reboot for crashes either.
      A mild example of this is running an out of date version of Firefox because recent 64 bit versions don't crash anymore or crash all your web pages but not the browser.

      Solutions like "delete cookies when browser closes", "wipe VM or OS to known clean state on shutdown/boot up" don't always work, if the hardware is too reliable and the software doesn't even crash or recovers instead of quitting.

      So I fully except the Microsoft Somethingbook to have forced reboots. Cheap BOFH way to take care of the problem.
      Maybe long term we'll need live kernel upgrades without reboot, perhaps even a way to load a new browser version (e.g.), handing other the program state and live network connections to the new version, if that's possible. All for your grandma's solitaire and email box.

    7. Re: Could be useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't matter because the virus would go away on the next boot - just like Chromebook.

      Like magic.

    8. Re: Could be useful by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I believe we'll see a version that, at least buy default, will only allow signed apps from the Windows store. This would also presumably help them drive additional revenue to offset the low cost devices with smaller margins.

    9. Re:Could be useful by yuvcifjt · · Score: 1

      You could do the same thing with "DeepFreeze" software for Windows which protects the drive from any changes, such as misconfiguration, viruses, or malware. While you could "unfreeze" a small area of the drive for personal documents, or store your data in the cloud.

      And of course, you get a full operating system, not one designed to use you as a product and exploit your personal data, especially in the case of Google.

    10. Re:Could be useful by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That kind of thing has been around forever - in the early 90s my college ran their computer lab with dual partitions on the hard drives: a write protected system partition and a user partition that was cleared every night.

      But Chromebooks are still easier to manage - if they turn on at all, you know they are good to go. No set up at all, no drive images, nothing - just turn it on and go.

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  2. The Russians by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> Leaked Document Sheds Light On Microsoft's Chromebook Rival

    The Russians did what now?

    1. Re:The Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Russians did what now?

      I laughed. Thanks!

    2. Re:The Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember a skit I once watched where everybody called off work because this guy's kid didn't want to go to school, all the way up to the president. Result: Russian soldiers!

      Anybody know which skit I'm trying to remember?

  3. Do what Microsoft does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft does not comment on rumours, why should we? I see this whole article as an advert for consumer gear. Not really my cup of tea.

  4. go Microsoft by iggymanz · · Score: 2

    Q: what do you call a stalker who waits six years before taking a step to follow target

    A: not much of a threat

    1. Re:go Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. All that money, time, & effort, chasing something that doesn't exist.

    2. Re:go Microsoft by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Q: what do you call a stalker who waits six years before taking a step to follow target

      Implying that they never tried the model of a locked down OS with minimal capabilities before? Have you been living in a cave for the past 10 years?

      You're on a roll today. You've posted nothing but garbage.

    3. Re:go Microsoft by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      How long did the console market exist before Microsoft brought the XBox to market? The 360 certainly gave the PS3 a run for its money.

    4. Re:go Microsoft by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you're confused, this one is "cloud enabled"

      now pony up on those MS stocks, boy

    5. Re:go Microsoft by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      MS market share declining, their chunk of the console pie is half the size of Sony's. Better than the usual Microsoft following of a trend late in the game I'll agree, though. the list of other laughable failures, too little too late, is huge

  5. Microsoft naming by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    I'm betting they name the device the Microsoft Zunebook!

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  6. Cloud: insecure, unreliable. Just say no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this might be a good thing.

    As long you can completely turn off the "cloud' thing, yes.

    1. Re:Cloud: insecure, unreliable. Just say no. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      LOL!

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  7. It will go unnoticed by bobjr94 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Under 20 second cold boot...My cheap Hisence chromebook will cold boot in about 6 seconds and resume in 2 seconds. The entire out of the box set-up process takes 10 seconds (google log-on & password + wifi selection) and your ready to go. Windows laptops seem to ask 20 questions at setup and need to reboot and install updates several times before first use. Also, Chromebooks don't show ads on the lockscreen or app menu, have tons of presinstalled apps you don't want and do not have a bunch of 60 day trialware programs.

    1. Re:It will go unnoticed by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      I don't have any desire to get a Windows "Chrome" Book- we have a couple of Chromebooks at home for the kids, but I won't be getting them a Microsoft equivalent one unless it is demonstrably better.

      That said the "Under 20 second Cold Boot" isn't a goal- it's a worst case scenario. They very well might boot in 6 seconds just like a Chromebook does. Until it is released we can't know. They're saying the very worst device in this classification would have to be able to boot in 20 seconds, not the best, nor the average, but the worst.

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    2. Re:It will go unnoticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It may boot in 20s, but once you enter your login info you will have to wait another 30s just for the anti-virus software to load, then 5s for the Bing! toolbar, then 8s for Edge preload, then...

    3. Re:It will go unnoticed by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Under 20 second cold boot

      As an owner of a Windows 10 tablet, the one thing I've never done to it is cold boot it, and I've certainly never waited 20 seconds from pressing a button to it coming on.

    4. Re:It will go unnoticed by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      If it is anything like the bullshit windows desktop boots, they can bugger off. Ohh, look I can see my desktop, what the hell, can't launch any applications not a one, some time latter staring at empty desktop, whilst all the delayed start services start up, ohh look, I can now actually use my desktop. M$ does so many shitty things when it comes to marketing.

      Big advantage of Chrome, all required school work apps are there ready to go free. Personally I would still go cheap Linux notebook of what ever flavour and especially SteamOS (they could steal a real march on M$ with game designed to run on a SteamOS book).

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    5. Re:It will go unnoticed by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      If it does all that then it can't call itself a Chromebook competitor, it's just a cheap lower-end Windows laptop, which we already have and most people pass over for Chromebooks already.

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  8. Price? by Frederic54 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It depends on the price, if it is ~$249 it will be nice especially if we can install a linux distro on it!

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    1. Re:Price? by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      http://www.dell.com/ca/p/inspi... Dell Inspiron 11" lattop/netbook with 4 gigabytes of ram and 32GB eMMC drive is $329.99 Canadian, which translates to $240 US, probably lower in the USA. We get shafted on prices here in Canada.

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  9. Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    When I took Introduction to Computers in the early 1990's, the instructor informed us that 4GB with a 32-bit CPU was all the memory we would ever need. Back then 8- and 16-bit CPUs was quite common and RAM was in single-digit megabytes. His statement held true in my personal life until I upgraded my nine-year-old motherboard/processor/memory last year. For years I had 4GB RAM. Now I have 8GB RAM on my gaming rig and laptop, and 12GB on my file server. I think 4GB is the new 2GB.

    1. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to several gaming sites and such like HCP 12GB ram for a gaming computer seems to be the sweet spot.

    2. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      According to several gaming sites and such like HCP 12GB ram for a gaming computer seems to be the sweet spot.

      System RAM, GPU RAM or both? It's been a long time since I had a video card with more RAM than the system.

    3. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I had 8GB in the PC I built 5 years ago wasn't really a problem, but I always planned to upgrade. I recently switched out the memory for faster 16GB RAM. I haven't really noticed an improvement over when I only had 8GB yet.

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    4. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't playing Solitaire

    5. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      My PHONE has 4 GB of RAM..it uses 2 GB+ regularly.

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    6. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      My phone as 6GB Ram. It rarely uses more than 4, occasionally 5. But phones are funny, they prelaunch apps you use, until most of the RAM is used. Because it is less battery bringing app to the foreground, than launching it from storage. I suspect that if you had more RAM, your RAM usage would go up.

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    7. Re: Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Cool story, bro.

    8. Re:Back in the 1990's, you only needed 4GB... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      When I took Introduction to Computers in the early 1990's, the instructor informed us that 4GB with a 32-bit CPU was all the memory we would ever need.

      For our younger readers, back in the early 1990s home computer RAM was measured in Megabytes, and 4GB would have seemed ridiculously, almost impossibly huge.

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  10. Competition by Danathar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Keep in mind Microsoft would of NEVER done this had Google not had success with the Chromebook model.

    1. Re:Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft desperately wants to get into the portable / mobile scene, they've been trying for a long time now, from Windows CE all the way to 10

      The problem is they don't understand what people want from a mobile device. Hell they don't understand what people want from a desktop device anymore either, I think they begrudgingly tolerate that there's a certain amount of functionality they have to retain.

      For a long time Microsoft had found the balance between "usable out of the box for most" with the ability to give the user so much rope they can hang themselves (aka freedom). They've been forcefully trying to change how much freedom you have over the OS since at least Vista. Trying to "streamline" the user experience and lock out customization. This isn't by accident, they see what Apple and Android do and think that's how you mobile! It's like cargo culture.

      The experience they try to deliver each time sucks, they never really think about what people want from the device and most users want to change it almost immediately to something more familiar. But Microsoft doesn't understand this at all, like at a fundamental level "why wouldn't you use OneDrive?", "don't you want to see what products are available to you through our incessant snooping?", "an app store you need to single sign-on into so you can finally app your apps"

      Google does all those things, but people don't get mad at Android for having a GoogleDrive app you can't uninstall and the geniuses at Redmond simply cannot fathom why this is an irritation for anyone especially when so many people tolerate Android

      So here we go again; a bunch of hardware with an OS that isn't quite Country or Rock n' Roll that normals will avoid, enthusiasts deride and Microsoft fanboys will gush about clumsily on their Surface Pros

    2. Re:Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your stupid autocorrect completed "cargo cult" to "culture".

  11. Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux? by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux? One of the reasons that I have steered away from Chromebooks, is the whole "Developer mode Wiping out the OS" thing. I will not accept a situation where I cannot install whatever I want, or have to wait 30 seconds to boot, or if I don't press Space Bar then Enter it will wipe my OS. I would only consider this if I knew I could:

    1. Disable UEFI Secure Boot, and load a Linux of my choice.
    2. Nothing would trigger it to delete my Linux install and start reinstalling Windows from Elsewhere.

    This is what I do with my Toshiba laptops. Windows never boots. I put the disc in, boot to the CMOS, boot from the disk, wipe hard drive, fresh install.

  12. There are Windows laptops under $200 already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you needed a laptop to access a couple of Windows applications, they should be able to do it. I'd go with one of those over a Chromebook since they should be a able to do a little more.

    The specs indicate a higher-priced machine, but I don't know how well it will sell with a hobbled OS.

    Maybe it's aimed at institutional/business users.

    1. Re: There are Windows laptops under $200 already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I paid $250 for an i7 Dell Latitude E6420. Nor a super old one, either.

  13. Netbook all over again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the NetBook sort of predated the Chromebook and laid the foundation for ChromeOS success...

    Unfortunately, I don't doubt that Microsoft will successfully hobble this offering even more seriously than Google has the Chromebook... No doubt something silly like not including a USB port at all or only being able to have 3 windows open at a time or not being able to run Win32 applications.

    This is not the first time Microsoft has tried to get something going at the lowest end of the market.

    The netbook's demise ultimately came about when no one could find a use case for them and regular windows laptop prices plummetted to be within $1-200 while offering better hardware features and Chromebooks undercut them in terms of cost since they paid no Windows tax. Apple will claim the iPad had something to do with it too, and that may hold some water, but ultimately Netbooks were impeded from wider adoption by not having the muscle to run Windows 7, Microsoft discontinuing licensing for XP, and otherwise running linux variations that weren't quite ready for prime-time for consumers.

  14. Re:Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux by MightyYar · · Score: 2

    Your list of features is directly at odds with the goal of making a laptop that is immune to malware and brainless to administer. The whole system needs to be protected against any kind of modification by the end-user. So no, this will not meet your needs. And that's OK, because not every product needs to be for Slashdot readers to use directly. I imagine there are a lot of us whose lives have been made way easier by the broad adoption of Chromebooks, even if we don't use them ourselves.

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  15. "640kB ought to be enough for anybody" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still have a measly 2GB in this here box and the only reason it isn't enough is because "web browsers". Most of what I do besides wasting time on the world-wide web is... typing text. And for that even my usual nvi (not the monstrous vim) is already oversized. I could go back to the old q.exe (50kB) and that'd be more editing power than I really need already.

    Alright, so I run assemblers, compilers, typesetters, scripts, macro expanders, indexers, and html generators on various kinds of text I produce. So those are a little more resource hungry, some of them anyway. Mostly unnecessarily so; compare the old turbo pascal with the old turbo C -- different languages but in the end both give me a runnable program, yet for massively different resource usage generating the runnable code from the program text. Modern C and C++ compilers haven't grown more efficient with their resource use. Neither have modern text setting programs and all the other things. Most notably browsers.

    I noticed before that I did roughly the same things in 2000, and I had 32MB of memory and a single 166MHz core then. I have 2330MHz over four cores now though it makes no appreciable difference before the upgrade from a two core CPU, and those 2GB of nicely fast gamer memory. The bottleneck remains the same thing: The browser. The memory requirements have gone up, the CPU requirements have gone up, the disk requirements have gone up, but I'm not getting more use out of the newer fancier hardware. Or the newer fancier software; all "upgrading" does is up the requirements and maybe make some asshole websites bitch less about outdated browsers, but they don't give me extra functionality or work better, or otherwise improve. They really only get worse, more annoying, fatter, more resource-hungry, more behind-my-back tattling and ratting and doing whatever else. In fact, I used to have 1600x1200 pixels in front of me, only 1280x1024 now.

    So to me the problem is flat out simple that we waste our computing resources with gay abandon.

    And this brings me to the ultimate irony: Four cores and four GB of RAM and 32GB of storage minimum... just to run your programs elsewhere, "in the cloud"? That's a thin client we're talking about! All it needs to do is ship user input over the network and receive a picture to show in response. What gives?

    1. Re:"640kB ought to be enough for anybody" by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      So to me the problem is flat out simple that we waste our computing resources with gay abandon.

      I paid $50 for 8GB DDR3 RAM in 2016. The same price I paid for 4GB DDR2 RAM in 2007. When I upgraded my nine-year-old system last year, I doubled the specs for the same price ($150).

      [...] just to run your programs elsewhere, "in the cloud"?

      I run my programs on my systems and store my data on my file server. Hackers can't steal what isn't in the cloud.

    2. Re: "640kB ought to be enough for anybody" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I paid $700 for 16MB in 1994.

    3. Re:"640kB ought to be enough for anybody" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So to me the problem is flat out simple that we waste our computing resources with gay abandon.

      I paid $50 for 8GB DDR3 RAM in 2016. The same price I paid for 4GB DDR2 RAM in 2007. When I upgraded my nine-year-old system last year, I doubled the specs for the same price ($150).

      I've known people who would simply shell out "about 150 guilders" (~68 EUR) for the memory in their next workstation, regardless of how much that would be. They'd occasionally marvel at how much memory that amount of money might buy.

      Doesn't change the point, though. Yes, we can stuff our computing hardware to the brim with gigabytes and gigahertzen. In fact, we do, every couple of years. Then we "upgrade" our software. The actual use we get out of it remains roughly the same. Alright, maybe the clickibunti gets bunter, and we get more heat out of the box, too. Nice warm comfy room heating through computing. Such progress. Many advance. Wow.

      [...] just to run your programs elsewhere, "in the cloud"?

      I run my programs on my systems and store my data on my file server.

      That doesn't change the point either. The above minimum specs by redmond are for a redmondese reinvention of the "chromebook", IOW a fancy branded thin client. That means that it's not the specs for the hardware that will run the actual program, just the specs for the "get user input and program response across the network". You know, a newer take on the dedicated (X-)terminal of yore.

      Hackers can't steal what isn't in the cloud.

      "Hackers" can do anything. Because "hackers" do "hacking", which is the great unknowable dangerous thing with computers, see. It doesn't mean anything so it might mean anything at all. Just like the TSA and the rest of the alphabet soup warn against the dangerous dangers evident in their speculative projections of possible occurrences of potential threats that might occur at some time or other, maybe. In case you haven't noticed, the terminology belies your understanding of the matter, altough it embodies current best industry practice. Which is part of why the computer security industry has such a poor track record.

      But if we instead suppose some run-of-the-mill digital or cyber variety criminal managing to infect your box with some malware or otherwise manages to give himself access then harvest it for credit card numbers and other such sellables, down to the access to your complete computer, then vulnerable software or operator gullibility and a network connection is all the attack surface they need.

      Note that such a criminal typically will have bought the tools and likely will sell the loot, not build much of anything themselves. It's a cottage industry, not shady dark interwebmagicians finding new vulnerabilities, building the exploits, then taking them for a spin on your computer. That's just hollywood talk. The same hollywood that has trouble depicting gravity correctly.

      It appears that bugs-per-line-of-code is more-or-less constant, and fair bit of constancy between bugs and security bugs is seen also. This means that the more lines-of-code you add to any system, the more you increase its attack surface. So any software upgrade that incorporates new code merely replaces known security problems (iff fixed) with unknown ones. Possibly more of them, depending on how much code was added.

      So your argument here is not merely besides the point, it is painfully, even dangerously naïve.

  16. It lost me when I saw the "Pro" version upgrade by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    In the previous /. posting, I noted my disbelief when I said that Microsoft would have to seriously change it's operating model and asked about them trying to compete against Google, which doesn't monetize the platform.

    Well, if there's a "pro" version of the Windows 10 Cloud OS, then I don't think Microsoft understands what they have to do to be successful in this space.

    1. Re:It lost me when I saw the "Pro" version upgrade by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      MS is hoping that some fools will decide to pay the $199, or whatever the price of the Pro upgrade is, without realizing that they still have an underpowered and now more expensive laptop.

    2. Re:It lost me when I saw the "Pro" version upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, what constitutes 'success' in this space. Success in this space is making money on the user post sale, not at time of sale.

      It is unclear at this point whether or not the whole chromebook thing has any longevity or even if it does, whether it actually is a sound business proposition or not. Everyone remembers 'netbooks' right?

    3. Re:It lost me when I saw the "Pro" version upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've been out for 7 years. They have more than 50% of all school computers. They are predicted to reach 17 million in use over the next few years. I'd say the fad you are pondering is already disproven.

  17. Rather than HW Specs, what is SW Infrastructure? by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    In this space, you're not going to see any Kaby Lakes or massive amounts of memory or even impressive video/audio so listing the hardware doesn't mean much.

    What I'm most interested in is what will be the application infrastructure is (ie a useable version Office) as well as document distribution for classes (Google Classroom has developed into a pretty slick tool). Another question would be what Microsoft will do for a browser on the device as Edge doesn't work all that great and pages don't display the same as they do on Chrome, Firefox, Opera, Safari, etc.

    So, what will make Microsoft's offering special/compelling against ChromeOS?

  18. Schools won't want it by ITRambo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Chromebooks are successful because if one breaks you simply give the kid another. When they log in it'll quickly be their machine again. Windows is going to be to slow to repair/replace. Even the best they can do is come within 25% of Chrome's boot time. Nothing Windows is "fast". I don't expect any OEM's to use a high end quad core CPU, just Celeron J1900 and AMD 5350 types. I see no advantage to end users here. Microsoft is again grasping at straws.

    1. Re:Schools won't want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I did use a Cellebrite UME when I worked at a Sprint retailer. It runs Windows CE Embedded. It boots up in about 5 seconds.

      Granted, it has nothing but 2 USB ports, 2 serial ports, an Ethernet port and a monochrome LCD, but hey, it does run Windows.

    2. Re:Schools won't want it by yuvcifjt · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood the definition of "Windows 10 Cloud".
      i.e. it will be a minimal shell to start a browser, like Chromebooks.

      Secondly, I believe since Windows 10, it almost always hibernates the system rather than full cold boot, thus, it literally takes seconds to start up again, especially with an SSD. Perhaps even faster than chromebooks, especially if the system hibernates with no open apps.

    3. Re: Schools won't want it by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you've heard of this thing called a "Microsoft account" ? They can do the exact same shit as Google, but closed source.

  19. I'm sure it will be noticed by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Just not in a positive way - just for all the reasons you've mentioned and more.

  20. Re:Rather than HW Specs, what is SW Infrastructure by avandesande · · Score: 1

    I would assume it is meant to be used with Office 365

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  21. RT by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    RT, only shittier, and partially banked by selling your data.

  22. Trash by sexconker · · Score: 1

    1. Quad-core (Celeron or better) processor.

    Of which generation? I guess it doesn't matter, because Celeron is ass regardless.

    2. 4GB of RAM.

    I was on 16 GB minimum 6 years ago! I understand that plebs don't need that much, but come the fuck on. If this is a "cloud" OS then it's going to involve shitty web apps gobbling up tons of RAM in a bloated browser. How could you not specify 8 GB as a minimum? It's hardly any more expensive in terms of BoM.

    3. 32GB of storage (64GB for 64-bit).

    Two fails here. First, why is there a 32-bit variant? If this is a locked-down "cloud" terminal, seize the opportunity to move forward. Who the fuck makes 32-bit-only hardware that will be connected to a "cloud" device such as this? Secondly, most of the 32 gigs will be eaten by Windows itself. Even on 64 gigs, Windows will slowly eat away more and more of it.

    I guess the 6-month cadence of updates is their plan to fix that, as each big update on Windows 10 (and whatever the fuck they end up calling this) is a complete reinstall. They nuke your old windows directory X days later, thus curbing the cancerous growth that is WinSxS (or whatever it's called in 10) and other such shit.

    64 gigs would be serviceable for people who truly live "in the cloud", but I expect people who expect to have local copies of photos, music, or shitty apps/games from the store will quickly hit the wall on the 64 GB models. I presume many of these things would have a microSDXC slot for increased capacity, of course that's' not ideal.

    4. A battery larger than 40 WHr.

    This is shit, but it lines up with a lot of the other shit on the market, so I can't say it's unexpected.

    5. Fast eMMC or solid state drive (SSD) for storage technology.

    Define fast. There are plenty of crappy SSDs. Why not just require a certain (random) read/write speed? My guess is that many of these things will have soldered-on storage chips, so fuck you if you want to upgrade or when the performance starts to degrade over time.

    6. Pen and touch (optional).

    You mean as an added cost. I hate the 2-in-1 concept. Just be a laptop or toy, don't try to be both. A stylus can be useful, but I doubt any of the devices sold under this shit will use a good one / good digitizer.

    The report adds that Microsoft wants these laptops to offer over 10-hour of battery life, and the "cold boot" should not take longer than 20 seconds.

    Well, then maybe the 40 WHr requirement should be stepped up. And what is a "cold boot" for this "cloud" OS? Is it the fake cold boot / hybrid shutdown shit? Is it the fake cold boot where UEFI skips a ton of shit and if something ever borks up you have to let it fail to boot X times in a row or force shut it down during boot to trigger a true full boot?

    I just don't see what the point of these devices is. For MS, they want people locked into their ecosystem. For users? These things are the modern net top. Remember that fad? They'll suck compared to regular laptops and be too expensive compared to budget laptops. Compared to tablets, no one will pick it over the Google / Apple prisons. Hell, people would prefer a Kindle Fire over this thing.

    1. Re: Trash by fubarrr · · Score: 1

      This is what apollo lake is for: e403na - n4200 57Whr full sized laptop with poor, but full hd screen. Just bought it in China for $480 (Chinese VAT bites)

  23. Just what market forces are clamouring for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Microsoft alternative to a toy released by Google.

    They're going to fly off the shelves! ... right in to bargain bins.

  24. Re:Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    The whole system needs to be protected against any kind of modification by the end-user.

    Does it? Wouldn't protecting against unintentional/inadvertent/accidental modification achieve the same thing, while still empowering those who know what they're doing?

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  25. Re:Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    The only way that would work is if there was a trivial, fool-proof way to tell if the firmware had been modified. A blinky light on the external case would probably do it... obviously the light would need to be controlled by a dedicated circuit that cannot be modified by the user. If I were administering a laptop cart full of these, I wouldn't want to have the job of periodically booting each into a bios screen - but checking for blinky lights isn't too onerous.

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  26. Can it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it run Linux?

    I don't run ChromeOS on my Chromebooks, so why would I run Windows on this FUD-product?

    I'm still waiting for a native ssh-server from microsoft. Didn't they announce that 2 yrs ago?

  27. Long-tail inclusive by DrYak · · Score: 1

    So no, this will not meet your needs. And that's OK, because not every product needs to be for Slashdot readers to use directly.

    But on the other hand there are users who DO need such product.
    If manufacturers only produce device that cater only to the most popular users, this is going to be problematic. Because nobody will produce any product that could also fill the needs of less common users.

    On the otherhand, manuacturer could produce device that could, if the user is motivated enough, be converted to the needs of more peculiar users (e.g.: how easy it is to switch on developer mode on Jolla, and older HP / Palm smartphones), you end up with a device that is both cheap and mass-produced, but also can be coerced to fullfill the needs of a few atypical users who'll otherwise be left in the dust.

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    1. Re:Long-tail inclusive by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Are we talking theoretically, or are we talking practically? Because practically there are many choices out there for a cheap laptop that is capable of running arbitrary code.

      In theory, sure, there could be a product that fills a niche at the expense of other potential users - that's just not the case here.

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  28. Those minimum specs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those specs are ridiculously high for a budget, no-frills OS. ChromeOS runs well on machines with all of the numeric specs literally half of the listed minimum specs here.

  29. Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft should focus on making their browser desirable to use, even if that means it's a carbon copy of chromium. They could make a ChromeOS variant called "SilverOS" or "BlueOS" or similar and market it as having better privacy features than ChromeOS but that sort of defeats the purpose. If they want to compete with Google in the "snoop on users" game, they should just compete on price: sell Chromebook clones that come with the same level of snooping and run ChromeOS except all of the telemetry reports to Microsoft instead of Google.

    Meanwhile, they need to continue their cloud migration with Microsoft Office such that the majority of office users migrate off the desktop application on to their cloud infrastructure so they can kill the Windows operating system once and for all. There's simply no longer a profitable market for that product, or at least, demand is past the inflection point and the second derivative suggests they need to plan for it's eventual death.

  30. Just so you know, WINDOWS Central IS Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in disquise. Owned part and parcel by MS and has been since the name change.

  31. "Leaked" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Leaking" documents became the new marketing thing.

  32. DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These restrictions have nothing to do with preventing malware or supporting ease of administration, it's DRM plain and simple.

    1. Re:DRM by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, schools are adopting Chromebooks en masse because of their superior DRM.

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    2. Re:DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, DRM is all about restricting what users can do with their devices, so schools might be interested in it too. Yet restricting what a pupil can do with a *school-owned* laptop is one thing, but depriving a user from having a full control over her *own* device is totally unacceptable.

    3. Re:DRM by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Sooooo.... don't buy it.

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  33. Re:Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of this happening with a Chromebook. There are two ways to run Linux on these boxes, either in a chroot (Crouton) or to wipe the machine and install Linux.

    For machines that just need a Linux app or two, I use Crouton. Crouton has a sweet Chrome plugin that pushes X Window frames to a browser tab. So, you can install a Linux desktop manager, and push the whole GUI desktop inside a tab. Or, you can install without a desktop manager at all, and just push the selected app inside a tab. This works remarkably well. Need Audacity on a Chromebook? No problem. Need Dropbox client? Again, no problem.

    What's really great about this is you actually WANT Chrome to get all of its automatic updates, especially of the drivers and security. That really is a huge selling point for Chromebooks. Set it and forget it.

    For machines that will really be a Linux desktop, such as my dev box, I did open up the laptop, replace the tiny SSD, and remove the silly little sticker that was preventing me from writing my own boot loader image. 10 mins., tops.

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  34. Re:Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    Dual color power LED: green for unmodified, red for modified.

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  35. This is just Windows 8 with Bing redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the Windows 8 era, M$ came out with the Windows 8 Bing, which was provided free to OEM's for low-spec systems, on condition they didn't change the browser's default search engine from Bing in their system image. This enabled a class of low-cost cheap-shit "Chromebook-fighter" class laptops, like the HP Stream, that combined Chromebook cost (and hardware specs). M$ is now just doing the same play with Windows 10.

  36. How about Windows boot in less than 10-15 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it "comes up", but the startup daemons keep the system unusable for 10 minutes. Certain updates will keep the system unusable for 30 minutes or more.

  37. Jesus Christ... by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    ...not more cloud shit...Can they not make a computer with the same specs as the one I got that's a decade old and not be cloud based, or are Window$ sales that bad? Micro$oft can't standardize a new architecture fast enough to force device sales, so they get you with a platform they have complete control over ($$$). $400 (just guessing) for 4 GB of RAM, 16-32GB is hard drive, and 1.2 Gz is not worth it in 2017. You're better off making a desktop, maybe a laptop (it'd be big), from a Raspberry Pi cluster. http://www.instructables.com/i...

  38. No such thing as MS leaky documents by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    They "leak" them on purpose to see what the public opinion is rather than just being honest about it so they can claim "it's not true" when things look bad and Apple and Google patent hunters don't get more ammunition against them. Heaven forbid they taste their own medicine.

  39. So instead of fixing the broken ones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS just wants to toss another os on the trash heap of shit, known locally as the "Redmond dump". Why not focus all that wasted energy, by fixing the last one just released.

  40. Edgebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Edge is not bad enough already.

  41. Re:Can I reformat the Hard Drive and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your list of features is directly at odds with the goal of making a laptop that is immune to malware and brainless to administer.

    Nope. These machines could easily be set up so a very deliberate and obvious action must be taken in order to be able to modify the system, possibly leaving a physical sign of some kind. Some of the other posts suggest just this, in fact.

    Their present approach has at least some inclinations towards "immune to malware" until someone finds a nice, big exploit in it, but this isn't really what Microsoft is after. This is about control and power. Microsoft wants control and power over your computer, and your data, and they want it now. They showed their hand with Windows 10, they continue to show their hand with Secure Boot, and this is just an extension of their strategy, which they will pursue to the ends of the Earth.

    Their end game relies on you having all of your data dependent on their cloud forever, free for them to data mine, control, and render obsolete, and you to pay for hardware that they, for all intents and purposes, own and control, whether or not you have anything to say about it. I'm surprised they haven't included an automatic bricking capability in a few years on these things, though they could easily have set it up to do just that, by having their cloud flat-out reject login attempts or something like that.

  42. Form factor by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Are we talking theoretically, or are we talking practically? Because practically there are many choices out there for a cheap laptop that is capable of running arbitrary code.

    Cheap : yes.
    But cheap isn't the only characteristic that attract people to chromebooks.
    The form factor is also another reason.

    And most of the "run arbitrary code, and easily install Linux on them" devices tend to be heavy clunky workstation-class laptops
    (again for obious market reasons : most linux users tend to be developers, its best to concentrate effort to create pro-laptops catering to them)

    Chrome books tend to be extremely light and thin.

    If you're on the market of a machine which doesn't break your back, and for which you hope to get supported drivers you best bets are in order : ChromeBooks then Windows ultraportable.
    Usually, forget about MacBook Air, their weird embed controller won't get driver support quickly.

    And that's for ulta-thin portable.

    Then there are smartphone.
    There it's very hard to find device allowing end-users to install arbitrary code. Usually you'll find it only on special hobbyist-oriented platforms, which tend to be expensive and with lower hardware specs (due to smaller production runs) like OpenMoko/GoldeDelicious FreeRunner/GTA04, like Pyra handheld console, etc.

    There are a few consumer-oriented platforms that can optionally allow you to run arbitrary code : the above mentionned Jolla 1 by the former sacked R&D team of Nokia, Palm / HP's Pre (and the tendency has now halted, after switching hands to LG), etc.

    And in between (still a smaller production run and a bit expensive for not-stellar specs. But more consumer-oriented than hobbyist oriented) : Fairphone 2.

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