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What Happens To Summer TV Binges If Hollywood Writers Strike (bloomberg.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: There also should be plenty of new video fare if Hollywood's writers and studios can't agree on a new contract by Monday. The beautiful thing about a contract is everyone knows when it ends. In this case, the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, which represents some 350 production companies, and the Writers Guild of America, which comprises 12,000 professionals in two chapters, have had three years to prepare for a standoff. In these situations, show makers typically rush to complete a pile of scripts before the deadline. Jerry Nickelsburg, an economist at the University of California at Los Angeles, calls this stockpiling "the inventory effect." This is precisely what happened the last time writers walked off the job, from November 2007 to February 2008. If the writers do, in fact, go through with the strike they approved on Monday, jokes and soaps will be the first things to take a hit. Late-night talk shows and soap operas are to entertainment writers what delis are to hungry New Yorkers -- a daily frenzy of high-volume production. If the sandwich makers don't show up, everybody gets hungry quickly.

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  1. What happens? by chinton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go outside and play...

    1. Re:What happens? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mommy or daddy will have to watch over you to make sure you don't run out into the street.. Also so that no one can accused them of being bad parents for letting you play unsupervised. This isn't the 1970's.

    2. Re:What happens? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hire new writers, and stop getting recycled retreads of movies that have been done three (or more) times before?

      I mean, how many Fast N Furious movies are we at? 8 ?
      How many Star Wars Movies?
      How many Superman/batman/thor/wolverine/xmen ....

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    3. Re:What happens? by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Hire new writers, and stop getting recycled retreads of movies that have been done three (or more) times before?

      Nah, it just means more reruns.

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    4. Re:What happens? by _merlin · · Score: 2

      Dream on. People will just keep staring at the idiot box, and possibly complain a little louder on Twitbook. The fact is, people really will lap up whatever's thrown at them, and watch the ads too, even if they're just watching so they know when to unmute the sound. People want to consume, and they don't want to put any effort into thinking about it.

    5. Re:What happens? by argStyopa · · Score: 2

      Obligatory The Onion review addressing just this point:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Thank you Peter Rosenthal.

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    6. Re:What happens? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Consider this: a late night host shows up on TV and does a 5 minute monologue 5 nights a week. Most comedians spend about 3-6 months writing and testing material to do 15 minutes.

      Using writers is the only way to create more than a small fraction of the TV time people demand.

      Well, there are talented people out that that *can* do it. Hell, Robin Williams (rip)...could pretty much riff off anything any time anywhere....

      There's talented folks out there that can do it daily and don't need a ton of writers behind them.

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  2. What am I doing at TMZ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did I get to the TMZ website?! I thought I was on Slashdot! This is so weird. The site looks like Slashdot, but the stories are mindless crap about TV shows and pop culture.

    1. Re:What am I doing at TMZ?! by TWX · · Score: 2

      You'll note that Slashdot dropped the, "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters," moniker a long time ago.

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  3. Answer: by avandesande · · Score: 3, Funny

    The march to 'Total Idiocracy' will delayed a few months.

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  4. Trump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trump provides all the entertainment we need. Who needs Hollywood when reality is so much fun to watch!

    Trump 2020! Make America great again and save us from those bad hombres, Mr President!

  5. Strike hurt "Heroes" by perotbot · · Score: 3, Informative

    This doesn't work for all shows, the disaster that was the shortened season 2 of Heroes that they never managed to write their way out of in the following seasons. The writers lost their momentum and the show suffered for it.

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  6. Re:Nothing, nothing happens by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I stopped watching TV 20+ years ago. Don't miss it. If I'm interested in a TV series, I got iTunes, Netflix or Hulu.

    Wait, you stopped watching TV 20 years ago, and replaced it with watching TV?

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  7. Breaking news by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 2

    This story just in from our First World Problems desk...

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  8. Re:Nothing, nothing happens by ranton · · Score: 2

    Wait, you stopped watching TV 20 years ago, and replaced it with watching TV?

    Yes and yes. But instead of the TV dictating my schedule, I watch TV on my own schedule.

    No one ever told you about VCRs 20 years ago?

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  9. Given more people stream now than ever... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2

    I predict a decline in American television will result in an uptick in streaming and piracy of foreign content... and there are a few Canadian shows that do well in the American market that might get a boost in the traditional distribution arena.

    There are plenty of English-language productions out there. The UK, Canada, and Australia could take the opportunity to grab a bigger piece of the market from the USA.

  10. Watch the best series of past decades? by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    There are millions of hours of television available for you to watch. If you can't watch your favorite epic series, then taking a little break to watch some classics can be a lot of fun.

    Classic series (not an exhaustive list and in no particular order):
    Get Smart (1965-1970)
    Hill Street Blues (1981-1987)
    M*A*S*H (1972-1983)
    Roots [miniseries] (1977)
    Danger UXB (1979)
    Dallas (1978-1991)
    Cheers (1982-1993)
    The Muppet Show (1976-1981)
    Seinfeld (1989-1998)
    Taxi (1978-1982)
    Twin Peaks (1990-1991)
    X-Files (1993-2002)
    The Twilight Zone (1959-1964)
    All in the Family (1971-1979)

    Or maybe some guilty pleasures:
    Bonanza (1959-1973)
    McHale's Navy (1962–1966)
    Gunsmoke (1955-1975)
    Rawhide (1959-1965)
    F Troop (1965-1967)
    Hogan's Heroes (1965-1971)
    The Rockford Files (1974-1980)
    Quantum Leap (1989-1993)
    WKRP in Cincinnati (1978-1982)
    The Addams Family (1964-1966)
    Petticoat Junction (1963-1970)
    The A-Team (1983-1987)
    Dragnet [1951 series] (1951-1959)
    Dragnet [1967 series] (1967-1970)
    Millennium (1996-1999)
    Mission: Impossible [1966 series] (1966-1973)
    Mission: Impossible [1988 series] (1988-1990)

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  11. Re:Ensuring Their Own Demise? by Aighearach · · Score: 2

    Other news claims that writers are mad because their incomes went down, because TV "seasons" are shorter now.

    If seasons are shorter, AND that has lead to decreased annual pay, THEN we know that more writers are getting paid! Because there aren't less total episodes being filmed, there are just more different shows, each with less episodes.

    You're not missing anything, they're talking out at least three sides of their mouths.

  12. Other nations sneak in their writers by AHuxley · · Score: 2

    The UK, Irish, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian governments start to set up tax payer funded front companies in the USA to push their own entreatment related products and services deep in the USA.
    US audiences are presented with foreign 1960-90's plots. Acted by Canadians with perfect US accents in low tax and production friendly Canada.
    Every new US series is set in a "Seattle", "Maine" or "North Dakota" Canada with scripts that have some positive comments about Canada and its policies.
    Random charming characters from Australia, Canada, New Zealand or Ireland might feature in later seasons.
    Plots often feature visits to or from the nations funding the series.
    Maple syrup and timber products get product placements.
    A large kangaroo or a random trip to Australia is effortlessly worked into the plot.

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