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Facebook Lets Advertisers Target Insecure Teens, Says Report (cnet.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Leaked documents from Facebook's team in Australia allegedly show the social giant's ability to help advertisers target teens who feel "worthless." The documents, first revealed by The Australian, say Facebook can spot when teens "need a confidence boost." The documents reportedly get even more specific, saying Facebook's algorithm can pinpoint when teens feel "useless," "stressed," "failure," "silly," "stupid," "worthless" and "defeated." Using Facebook's tools as well as image recognition, advertisers would be able to find teens in some of their lowest moments -- and then target ads to them. The leaked documents also detailed how advertisers could use Facebook's algorithms to find teens who were interested in "working out and losing weight" and promote health products, according to The Australian. Facebook's team in Australia was reportedly looking to capitalize on 6.4 million teens who use the social network in their region.

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  1. ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    any teens using facebook are worthless

    1. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      There are 2 types of teens. Those that think their worthless, and those that think their entitled, and worthless. Guess which one has the money to spend with?

    2. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kids have along ago moved on to Snapchat, and other 'new' social media platforms. They're always looking for a way to socialize independently from the adults. As soon as the previous generation catches wind of the newest platform, the kids move on to something else.

      It's the same reason they invent new slang terms every few years. It's just another way for kids to socialize without the adults knowing what they're talking about.

    3. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Anyone using Facebook is worthless

      Fixed that for you.

      Come on, people: How much more evidence do you need before you get off Facebook once and for all? Facebook is pure concentrated EVIL and needs to DIE. Get ahead of this thing and kick it out of your life today.

    4. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess which one has the money to spend with?

      The one that can grammar?

    5. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus the ones who can't spell "they're" reliably, of course. Still some of those....

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    6. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      You really think FaceBook gives a shit about your analysis? Are you worthless?

    7. Re: ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are telling us you have no friends? Welcome to the club.

    8. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by mrclmn · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "you're" analysis?

    9. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 1

      Facebook Lets Advertisers Target Insecure Teens, Says Report

      It's the Blue Whale 50 steps program to security

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    10. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Wootery · · Score: 1

      An AC already said this, albeit less clearly, but: the reason people don't is that they get great value from Facebook. So no, it's not as simple as just delete your account. The true cost of doing this is high.

    11. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The problem with this argument is that it's circular. People don't get value from Facebook, they get value from the fact that other people are on Facebook and, conversely, by being on Facebook they give value to Facebook for others. If you close your account, then Facebook becomes a little bit less useful to all of your friends. If you and a quarter of your friends close their accounts, it becomes a lot less useful to the others who still have accounts, and as each of those closes their account it becomes less useful to the remainder.

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    12. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Wootery · · Score: 1

      But what's the replacement going to be? Diaspora?

      People use Facebook for a reason.

    13. Re: ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still use IRC the adults haven't caught on.

    14. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the reason?

      As someone who has never had an account on any service of that type, what is the purpose of using it?

    15. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Wootery · · Score: 1
      • * Instant messaging with good media support, with one or with multiple other people
      • * Tracking of events
      • * Open-group and closed-group discussions (for clubs, societies, etc)
      • * Sharing life events, photo albums, etc
      • * Polished interface on both mobile and desktop platforms
      • * Wide existing user-base
      • * All of it in one place

      It's not that this stuff can't be done with web forums+email+SMS, but that Facebook does it all, and does it with a smooth UI.

    16. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      No princess, I do not mean, "you are analysis."

    17. Re:ha ha, jokes on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the reply.

      Probably the only one of those I'm really interested in is the instant messaging, which I'm doing now with Jabber.

      Social networking has just never been something I've "got", none of my relatives have Facebook accounts, none of my coworkers have it (admittedly, I've only had three coworkers in the past 18 years), and when I do meet people who have accounts on those services all they do is complain about hating to use it and hating all of their "friends", while at the same time being somehow unable to stop using it.

  2. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Tech site slashdot rendered in 1990's style due to "the cloud" hosting service using a test certificate. Oh the irony:

    a.fsdn.com uses an invalid security certificate.

    The certificate is only valid for *.test.edgekey.net

  3. Targeting teens to sell healthy living services? by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    Lock them in jail and throw away the key.

  4. Targeted Advertising Epidemic by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

    The next headline will be "Target Advertising Causes Teen Bulimia Epidemic".

    1. Re:Targeted Advertising Epidemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, but knowing your targets emotional state can lead to manipulation of that person.

      It's not just advertisers that are using this data. It's political parties and insurance companies and employers and lenders.

      Feeling bad about yourself? Blame a minority. Blame a Democrat. Blame a Republican.

      If all they were up to was trying to sell us all NEW CARS it would be bad enough, they've moved far beyond that into influencing elections.

    2. Re:Targeted Advertising Epidemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, but knowing your targets emotional state can lead to manipulation of that person.

      Cute, but all teens are feeling "useless," "stressed," "failure," "silly," "stupid," "worthless" and "defeated" pretty much all of the time. And if one isn't right this minute, they will feel one of those things within a few days.

      It's not just advertisers that are using this data. It's political parties and insurance companies and employers and lenders.

      And they're all getting suckered. The data is worthless because it's about 99% of the teenage population, and it'll change within a few minutes or hours at most.

    3. Re:Targeted Advertising Epidemic by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The next headline will be "Target Advertising Causes Teen Bulimia Epidemic".

      Or worse, "Ill-timed handgun advertising causes 1500% increase in school shootings."

      It isn't even hard to think of ways that this could be abused. Actually, it's rather hard to think of any use of this that isn't abuse, other than perhaps anti-bullying/anti-depression/suicide hotline PSAs. Pretty much any commercial use of that particular option falls so far on the evil side of the line that I can't imagine what sort of engineers would be sleazy enough to implement it. I feel icky just thinking about it....

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    4. Re:Targeted Advertising Epidemic by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      The thing about targeted advertising is it's persistence, if you buy or shop for something online then you will start seeing ads for it on every site you visit unless you have an ad blocker. ads for antidepressants and suicide hotlines popping up all over may not have the desired effect

  5. One weird trick to secure your teen! by GungaDan · · Score: 2

    Disable broadcast of your teen's SSID. Removing wifi access to your teen altogether provides even stronger security.

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    1. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Great idea! And then do other things to make them entirely unfit for life, like no sex-ed, give some utterly stupid religious beliefs, limit their education in general, etc.

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    2. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Actually, limiting their access to unrestricted (and often hostile) media is healthy.
      Restricting their access to critical thought and sex-ed leads to lifelong problems.

      As to TFA,
      I find it both highly interesting and highly disturbing that they are targeting particularly vulnerable minors. I think the disturbing part is self explanatory, but what if the same algos were made available for free to NIH (in the US, not sure what the equivalent in AU is) and those ad slots were filled with positive messages, stories about how to cope, and other tools that teens could *actually* use? It's still non-specific as far as person ID so no HIPPA (US Again) law violations, and I believe FB could write off the slots used against comparable ad's revenue.

      I *bet* if this was done well, done right, we would see a statistically noticeable drop in teen suicide and self harm, possibly in teen violence and bullying, and hopefully in substance abuse.*

      *This is not a war on drugs thing, it's a "their brain is still growing, don't fuck it up with meth/booze/coke" thing. Once they're at age of maturity I care a lot less what they do.

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    3. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      By the time they are teens they should be making most of their own decisions, so that when they are adults they are capable of managing their own lives. When my daughter was 8, I used parental controls. When she was 13, I turned it off. She was ready to see reality unfiltered. Sure, she was upset the first time she saw a video of a cat being tortured, but she also learned that there are some very bad people out there.

    4. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I do agree to that. I do not think it is really doable though.

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    5. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Actually, limiting their access to unrestricted (and often hostile) media is healthy.
      Restricting their access to critical thought and sex-ed leads to lifelong problems.

      So, deciding for them what media they should access (thus limiting their need for critical thought) is good, but denying them critical thought is bad?

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    6. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...get a load of this edgelord.

    7. Re: One weird trick to secure your teen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe HIPAA applies to confidential medical information as determined by medical professionals, not how many times you use the phrase "I hate my life" willfully on a publicly accessible social media site.

      I still don't see any issue with this. What could they possibly target teens in a bad way with? Self help books? Actual therapists? What if their parents are the "I ain't sending my kin to one of those faggoty liberal shrinks" types? The kid might learn they can talk to someone on their own, possibly for free? They might be given some media they enjoy? A fleshlight or a dildo if they're expressing an inability to receive sexual attention?

      The fucking HORROR I tell you! Next they'll be selling sugar coated breakfast diabetes to 6 year olds that no one cares about!

    8. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by networkBoy · · Score: 2

      To some extent, yes.
      Kids' minds are still developing, their capacity to handle some of the unfiltered bullshit on the internet is limited by hormones, experience, etc.
      The "walled garden" approach to life is not a bad thing, as long as the walls are allowed to expand reasonably and not forever remain a tiny cell (which would stunt growth). It's the mental information processing equivalent of keeping them in the shallow side of the pool while learning to swim when you're not there with them, going into the deep end only with someone there to help them out if (when) they get in trouble.

      As a parent of a 'tween' girl it is something I struggle with deeply. The constant battle of trying to be a good *parent* and giving her safe, yet still challenging limits (letting the walls of the garden expand) and being that overly protective, grab my shotgun "dad" that wants to keep those walls close and tight to keep everything bad away. Intellectually I know that's horrible for her development as a human being, but that doesn't mean I don't feel the desire to do it anyway.

      One of the hardest things to do as a parent is to watch your kid set themselves up for a failure and do nothing, knowing that it's gonna hurt, but they'll learn so much more than if you interceded and bailed them out.

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    9. Re: One weird trick to secure your teen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of psychopath is your daughter for doing a search of "cat torture" as soon as you remove parental filters from her computer? You should get her psychiatric help, and until the medications start working you should lock your bedroom door at night.

    10. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Is this the same daughter who makes money creating fake Amazon reviews? A real winner.

    11. Re:One weird trick to secure your teen! by Dissenter · · Score: 1

      Fellow parent here and I agree. Another good example is gaming. I love counter-strike. I have for almost half of my life, to be honest, but I'm not letting my son play it at this point. Why? Not because there are guns and violence. It's because of the toxicity and language of the other kids that are playing. He's asked me many times if he can play and, just like League of Legends I say no. These communities, just like many social networks, are simply not conducive to healthy psychological development.

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  6. its called optimization by zlives · · Score: 1

    so facebook helps its consumers with optimizing their usage of its product... why is this an issue?

    1. Re:its called optimization by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Because somebody probably envisioned identifying teens sliding toward depression and advertising things at them like study groups, social activities, or other sorts of stuff surmised to help prevent teen suicide and whatnot; and a bunch of other people probably didn't think much of it, thus opening the door to allow marketers to target teens who are likely to do certain things on an impulse.

      People in vulnerable emotional states are easily-influenced. Identifying these states is good; using them to manipulate people into exchanges which typically benefit you more than them enough that they tend to avoid said exchanges is bad.

    2. Re:its called optimization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an issue because it is a force multiplier, for something that was a net negative in society (advertising). Advertising is a form of psychopathic behaviour; it hijacks the priorities of the group, to benefit the individual who is behind it.

    3. Re:its called optimization by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Because targeting the weak is something only the truly immoral do? That you even have to ask is showing a significant problem on your side.

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    4. Re:its called optimization by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      thus opening the door to allow marketers to target teens who are likely to do certain things on an impulse.

      Perhaps not a demographic Gillette ought to be targetting then?

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    5. Re:its called optimization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's fine that Scientology is looking for depressed teens to audit. In fact it is in the teens best interest to get relevant advertising. No issues here my man. Scientology gets a new teenage life to run through the entire cycle of their offerings before they get taken advantage of by some sleazy disreputable organization.

    6. Re: its called optimization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I definitely don't think you understand what advertising is.

      When is the last time you saw an ad for something you didn't want and you bought it? Never? Exactly. You want the thing. You just didn't realize or remember it existed.

      Now you can say your case is different because xyz, but no, it isn't.

    7. Re:its called optimization by zlives · · Score: 1

      FB the corporation and its customer corporations are not dealing with moral issues of their products, purely trying to maximize the profit motive.

      as much as I personally may despise FB and thus refuse to become its product, the Product is willingly and knowingly presenting itself to slaughter.

         

    8. Re:its called optimization by chihowa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't the result of some abstract optimizing algorithm (yet). A person, or several people, in various marketing departments specifically decided to target insecure minors in order to increase their companies' profits (ostensibly because they are more easily manipulated).

      You can claim it's incorrect to attribute motives and morality to corporations and be technically correct (the best kind of correct), but the individual decision makers in the companies don't get off the hook so easily.

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    9. Re:its called optimization by zlives · · Score: 1

      i guess they could feel a moral conflict and thus depression and then perhaps get targeted by their version of therapy providers in similar vein.
      chance are though no one looks back until they have to, or are forced to, until that time its fun with all the cash hey are pocketing :)

    10. Re: its called optimization by ACE209 · · Score: 1

      Advertising is not designed to instantly make you buy their shit.

      It's more about getting your product name out there and building reputation.

      How many products do you buy, not because they are of the best price or quality, but because it is a known brand?

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    11. Re:its called optimization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just the way Mr Z thinks. When Trump was elected Mark was inspired by the idea that anybody could become president if they say the things that people desperately want to hear. It appears that he has gone on a listening tour of "Dumb Fucks" in hopes that he one day might become president as well. Obviously teens arent the only ones who are vulnerable.

    12. Re:its called optimization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a great example of inserting false information. Your sentence starts true, then the second half of it is pure speculation. You don't know WHY they are doing this, and speculate that it's to "increase their company profits". They might be doing this to allow any of the non-profits geared towards helping teens in those situations reach them.

    13. Re:its called optimization by sjames · · Score: 1

      Because pimping children is bad!

    14. Re:its called optimization by sjames · · Score: 1

      Avoiding thought of ethics doesn't absolve you of responsibility. Why not rob a liquor store while avoiding all thoughts of law, morals, or ethics and see what a judge thinks of that?

    15. Re:its called optimization by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And that is just the point. For the foreseeable future it will always be humans that make such decisions. And they can and must be held to moral standards.

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    16. Re:its called optimization by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. As soon as you are faced with a decision that has ethics aspects, you are making a choice that involves ethics, even if you refuse to acknowledge that aspect. And as soon as you react to this decision in any way that has an impact on others, you have an ethical responsibility for the outcome.

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  7. Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That way counseling and help groups like boystown hotline can be exposed to the right group of people.

    1. Re:Sounds good by Thud457 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      pregnant teens -> right to life misinformation services
      gay teens -> Mike Pence's school for wayward boys
      &etc...

      no, I see no possible problem there...

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    2. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gay teens -> Mike Pence's school for wayward boys

      Look if you can find a more surefire place to pick up gay boys I'd certainly like to hear about it... for a friend ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

    3. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....and how would offering contradictory services even be profitable?

  8. Devils advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the product removes the teens problem, then it's actually solving problems, unlike fictional solutions like everyone is beautiful, just be yourself.

    1. Re:Devils advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would the product be designed to solve the problem? It would be much more profitable to merely make the subject feel that they are making progress, while prolonging the underlying problem for as long as possible.

    2. Re:Devils advocate by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And what (obviously hypothetical) product could "remove the teens problem"? I think you are either stupid or a paid shill.

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    3. Re:Devils advocate by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Lol, that's some glass-is-half-full thinking!

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    4. Re:Devils advocate by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Large bottles of tylenol?

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    5. Re:Devils advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I think you are either stupid or a paid shill.

      Stupid. This is Slashdot. Nobody gives a shit if anyone is a shill. Liberals stayed home in 2016. 90 million people didn't vote that could've. Trump is clearly a shill for something, probably himself, but apparently 52 million people liked that.

    6. Re:Devils advocate by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      And what (obviously hypothetical) product could "remove the teens problem"?

      1. Antidepressants
      2. Dark chocolate
      3. Pet adoption
      4. Social activities
      5. Razor blades

    7. Re:Devils advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Season 4, episode 15 of Person of Interest ("Q&A") had this plot element. Not sure who is copying who.

    8. Re:Devils advocate by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      On one hand, yes, it can help.

      Downside is advertising often does not try to sell the solution but to promote the problem. E.g Spot creams advertise how awful spots are. Unless facebook has restrictions on the type of promotion, this could do more harm than good.

    9. Re:Devils advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of solution that a naive AI might come up with while trying to increase paper clip production. Likely the AI would not offer this particular solution since it might result in a loss of a facebook user. I would imagine a scenario more like the one in needful things.

  9. Are there any other kind of teen? by ameline · · Score: 1

    Or do they have a measure of just how insecure or damaged a person is? (That probably requires many axis)

    They probably use celebrities as canonical examples;

    How Damaged on a scale of 0 to 1.0 Lindsay Lohans
    How much drugs abused on a scale of 0 to 1.0 Keith Richards (anything over 0.3 on that scale would kill the average human)
    etc... :-)

    Considerable amusement awaits when defining other measures :-)

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  10. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to sell anything to any teen? None of them have any money!

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also tend to not have any bills. :P

      Yeah, this was true in the 1960's. Parents not letting their kids buy 'that' music for example. Now they drive a lot of cell phone manufacturing.

  11. Yes, despicable, but why is this surprising? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I mean, these people are in the advertising business, it does not get much more exploitative than that. The only surprise (maybe) is that they were stupid enough to get caught.

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  12. Facebook by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    ? I thought it was clear that this is how Facebook makes money. Too late to stop it now.

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  13. Sturdy rope by jediborg · · Score: 1

    "Sturdy Rope, guaranteed to not break!" advertised to teens that are feeling depressed, along with 'low fat yogurt' ads just in case they decide NOT to kill themselves.

  14. Worst thing you can say by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "you can do anything and be anything in life". No you can't. It is the worst lie to tell a child.

    1. Re:Worst thing you can say by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Getting them to want to do something is the hard part.

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    2. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst thing you can tell a white teen is to get a tech degree. There aren't any tech jobs, and white people are unemployable for life.

    3. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's the opposite. I was very motivated when I was a naive teenager and I honestly believed hard work would make something of myself. Over the years I learned I have absolutely no future whatsoever because the only people who get ahead are lazy moron bullshitters and I absolutely refuse to be a deceitful bullshitter. Disillusionment led me naturally to lack motivation, and now I say, fuck you bitch ass motherfucking asshole, I'm not doing shit that could ever potentially benefit you in any way.

    4. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies still need CEOs.

    5. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me what color is Satya Nadella.

    6. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you pretty much can. There are some reasonable limits, but for the most part you can do and be whatever you want if you dedicate enough effort to it. And that's the issue really, some thing take way, way, WAY more effort than any reasonable human being could tolerate. If you're a little asmatic fat kid, it is possible for you to become the next Usain Bolt by training harder and longer than any human being has ever trained. Maybe.

    7. Re:Worst thing you can say by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      You absolutely can try to be anything in life. To succeed and "be" is a different thing. You can try, however, and should aspire to whatever you think you want to be. To get a child to aspire to things is the thing. If you tell them they will get it for nothing, well, then you've failed as a parent.

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    8. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be creimer's life coach. Your first challenge: get creimer to lose 200 pounds. Second challenge: find creimer a girlfriend. (You might as well give up now.) Third challenge: get creimer a six figure job.

    9. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

    10. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell them that can post inane comments online all day!

    11. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment should not be modded up because it is defeatish bullshit. Let me guess, you're one of those guys that has "Life is not fair, get used to it" posters on his wall.

      I hope you don't have kids, because that kind of demotivating platitude is a terrible lesson to infect them with before they're old enough to think otherwise.

    12. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you reverse the 2nd and 3rd tasks it wouldn't be too hard. Put the 3rd task first and you can pay for the 1st take to be completed within a week.

      Anyone else need help with their life?

    13. Re:Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turns them into future "afraid to fail" losers that can't even figure out how to change a tire or tie their own shoe laces without a 2-month college course? XD

    14. Re:Worst thing you can say by n329619 · · Score: 1

      "you can almost do anything and be anything in life".

      FTFY. Now it's not a lie. Also tell them to stop mowing down my lawn. Just because they can doesn't mean they should.

    15. Re:Worst thing you can say by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No. That is the problem. You can never be Usain Bolt no matter how hard you train. It is genetics. 98% of sprinters are from descendants from West Africa. Thanks for proving my point.

    16. Re:Worst thing you can say by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say "try".

    17. Re:Worst thing you can say by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You missed the point. You cannot be good at everything and be anything you want. Go try to be the fastest sprinter in the world. I'll wait.

    18. Re: Worst thing you can say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a black person, why are you posting on Slashdot?

    19. Re:Worst thing you can say by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I attempted this round not to slam the "entitled" millennials, so I recast your statement as "try" which you absolutely should tell a child.

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  15. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because there's no chance that advertisers, paragons of virtue that they are, would target teenagers with a the same deluge of spam advertisments for weight loss, penis enlargement and dating sites that they've been drowning the internet with for the last two decades?

  16. Facebook would sell their grandmother for a buck. by WCMI92 · · Score: 2

    Which is all you need to know to know that your children should not be anywhere near it!

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  17. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Because there's no chance that advertisers, paragons of virtue that they are, would target teenagers with a the same deluge of spam

    The whole point of targeted advertising is to deliver ads that the recipient is actually interested in. That is pretty much the opposite of "spamming". The reality of social media is that it is ad supported, and if you are going to be seeing ads anyway, targeted ads are better than the alternative.

  18. Adblock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the fuckers (facebook as well as the advertisers) whine about adblock, and are going to whine even louder when chrome will include one by default... Someone should sue their asses to release what companys have used that kind of targeting. Let them burn...

  19. Devil's advocate indeed, but Vic's Secret does by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Certainly some products don't solve the problem they are designed to address, at least not long term. Some ads arw obviously shams. Others most certainly do solve the problem. Obvious example - cars actually solve transportation needs.

    Here we are talking about *feelings*. Someone wants to *feel* better. Well that's often pretty easy, at least in the short term. Just yesterday a friend was feeling fat and ugly. She bought something at Victoria's Secret which helped her feel beautiful and attractive. Just with Victoria's Secret alone witnessed that at least three different times. She's feeling unattractive, she gets something she likes from VS, then she feels attractive, then she shows me how attractive she is in the new thing she bought.

    So it does solve the problem of feeling ugly and unattractive. At least short term. It can also start a longer-term chain reaction. She feels attractive in the new camisole, she shows him. He tells her she looks good, and *shows* her that she is sexy. Now she feels even more attractive. She wants more, so she does something else - maybe with whipped cream. He finds that attractive amd expresses his appreciation for her ... the cycle continues.

    And then there are of course the scams too.

  20. BRB, door by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Can it tell which ones are feeling horny? Just asking.

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    1. Re:BRB, door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of them.

  21. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    The whole point of targeted advertising is to deliver ads that the recipient is actually interested in. That is pretty much the opposite of "spamming". The reality of social media is that it is ad supported, and if you are going to be seeing ads anyway, targeted ads are better than the alternative.

    The whole point of targeted advertising is to deliver ads to a "receptive" audience. It has absolutely nothing to do with things you're interested in. It's can we close a sale with this person. Teens feeling isolated and left out will be much more eager for our "Hi, mY name iS alexandria, Me just cum across your facebook page and think we common interests have. Cum visit me at https://xxx.pay.me.ru/"

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  22. Predatory by slashrio · · Score: 2

    That's what I call predatory advertising.
    I'm glad I'm not part of that stupid facebook abuse.

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  23. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Cum visit me at https://xxx.pay.me.ru/"

    Hey, that link doesn't work.

  24. Almost as if by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    ...when you help foster critical thinking and mature attitudes in teens you won't need to care what specific greedy corporation or social spying network came up with.

    It's up to parents to counteract this crap. Women have consumed "fashion" magazines for decades and it has mostly caused them to doubt their own worth, looks etc. Men think they are immune but these days they are sculpting their eyebrows and trying to get a sixpack.

    Why? because advertisers know that a chimp without a stick and a can wants to be like that "successful" chimp with a stick and a can. Some ads sell success but others are more nefarious, they sell fear. "If you have blood when you brush you might have gum disease" *cue woman with missing teeth*

    Most adults end up buying shit they don't need because they cannot ignore ads. So teens and younger children are obviously less equipped to deal with any of it.

    Parents have to campaign against all ads targeting very young children and guidelines for ads targeting teens and young adults. This of course is the long hard route...easier is to cut crap out of your kids life and help them deal with the crap that's there.

    The last thing you want is your little girl secretly throwing up all her meals because of some fucking air brushed magazine bullshit and "thinspiration" sites or your boy getting roids cause he thinks a six pack is his life's mission. -or worse, finding out they have developed a serious drug habit...except how will you know if you do not get involved actively and find out everything your kid is up to? Trust them but verify.

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  25. Re: Targeting teens to sell healthy living service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck do you think defines a receptive audience if not things they are interested in?

    Go ahead. I'll wait.

  26. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Refuses to put effort into social skills, gets nowhere. Film at eleven.

  27. Targeting young audience not new for advertising by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    I love these articles like this is something new. Hello? Anyone remember the 80's and the advertising around sugary breakfast cereals? Cartoon characters were the main vehicle there. Buzz Bee Cheerios, Toucan Sam, Diggum the Frog. Oh and don't forget the hero of them all busting down that school brick wall to get kids to drink sugar water, KOOLAID man!

    American advertising is one of the most disgusting things on the planet. Someone who has serious brand marketing tell these people. Brands create relationships with kids because statistics show that when you get them young, they will be more likely to be lifelong loyal to your brand. The only way to stop this nonsense is to teach our kids to developer critical thinking skills and not to be easily manipulated by psychology using their emotions. When you don't give your power away and start thinking for yourself, they have NO POWER OVER YOU. Parents need to level up to be able to educate kids effectively about this.

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  28. Re:Targeting young audience not new for advertisin by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    And by the way, this whole shaming people for not buying the right brand of this and that, it's a form of gas-lighting. Fuck those people.

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  29. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lock them in jail and throw away the key.

    Look, you've fallen for a classic Idiot Story. Predicting which teens feel worthless, etc. is easy. Just pick all of them, and about 90% of the time you'll be right.

    Now, if they could reliably predict teens who are NOT feeling worthless (etc.), and in particular at the specific point in time when they aren't feeling like every other teen always feels, THAT would be a notable accomplishment.

  30. Facebook Lets Advertisers Target Insecure Teens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like sexual predators do!!!

  31. pfft by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

    An algorithm that only needs to check for any age under 21 is hardly groundbreaking.

  32. Re: Targeting teens to sell healthy living servic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he meant to say but couldn't phrase is predatory marketing. It's what all marketers want to have. An emotional action to break the consumer into needing the advertised product. Loan sharks and affiliate markerters aren't the only thing using vulnerable people to sell to.

  33. Facebook is a predator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerberg is a creep of unfathomably low moral standards. This merely adds to the ever-growing trash-heap of evidence. A reminder to use Facebook only if you support Madison Avenue exploiting children.

  34. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by bickerdyke · · Score: 1
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  35. Re: Targeting teens to sell healthy living service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck do you think defines a receptive audience if not things they are interested in?

    Go ahead. I'll wait.

    Receptive audience? Brain washed morons with an attention span of 1-5 seconds, taught from birth to buy, buy, buy! all that's advertised, regardless of their needs. AKA USians and a large percent of other so called 1st world countries.

  36. Re:Targeting teens to sell healthy living services by sjames · · Score: 1

    In this case, Facebook plus the advertisers are using the same techniques as a typical child sex offender, just a different sense of fucking.

    The whole point of advertising is to deliver ads that will convince the recipient (for better or worse) to hand over money.

    One time honored technique among the sleezier advertisers is to attack the ego. Convince the person they are somehow defective and failing, then throw them a 'lifeline' that promises to make them somehow socially acceptable. These are the ones who need to find people who feel insecure.