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Inside Germany's Plan To Kill Online Registrations (cnn.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Germany's corporate giants are promising a brave new future in the form of a single account -- one that will let you do your online shopping, get a flight and rent a car, all with no more registrations or repetitive passwords. Deutsche Bank (DB), Germany's biggest bank, announced Monday it's teaming up with other big firms to create a new company that will create the service. Users would enter their ID details just once before they can make all their online purchases across multiple sites. The partners -- which include Mercedes-Benz maker Daimler, insurer Allianz and publisher Axel Springer -- hope other firms will sign up to their vision. They're calling it a "pan-industry platform for online registration, e-identity and data services." The program could eventually be expanded to include government services. For example, drivers could apply for a new license through the system before their old one expires. The partners expect the program will be running in Germany by mid-2018, and they stressed it will be "secure" and comply with all European Union data protection rules.
And then once you have universal registration - you can be tracked all over the internet with ONE ID - including all your political commentary!
Sure.
Technically it never starts out that way. Just some good intentions. That's how these laws work. A frog will always jump out of a hot pot - you just put the frog in cold water and turn the heat up slowly over time.
Nobody would buy into an internet ID # scheme that would track you everywhere because nobody wants to be traced. You just start with a government ID used for shopping and eGovernment. How could that possibly be evil? It's just one ID for all your government services. And shopping. It'd be really great to use this for shopping. And health services. We already need a central repository for our health records so it should be there too. Oh and hey all of our banking accounts should tie into this too. Its convenient and it really helps government crack down on crime. Well now that we have you spending habit it'd be a good idea to give you tax credits on your health if you eat buy healthy food instead of junk food. While we're at it you should use your to register your car too and the auto insurance associated with it. Oh hey, your driving record says you speed so that should affect your government health tax credits too. In fact now that 80% of the internet uses your ID we should roll it out for Hulu and forum services too, as a convenience and let Facebook tie your account to it too.
Oh hey since we have IDs tied to facebook we can finally solve this troll problem. In fact we should require your government ID to be used to login to Facebook to verify it because everybody agrees hate speech needs to be properly penalized.
And that's how it works Charlie Brown.