Developer Creates An Experimental Perl 5 To Java Compiler (perl.org)
An anonymous reader writes:
Saturday night saw the announcement of an experimental Perl 5 to Java compiler. "This is the first release," posted developer FlÃvio S. Glock -- after 100 weeks of development. "Note that you don't need to compile a Java file. Perlito5 now compiles the Perl code to JVM bytecode in memory and executes it." He describes the compiler as "a work-in-progress" that "provides an impressive coverage of Perl features, but it will not run most existing Perl programs due to platform differences."
no pun intended :p
Never antropomorphize computers, they do not like that
Perl 5 must be godawful if you need to compile it to Java.
The goal would be: make code run a bit slower and become susceptible to whatever bugs/security flaws that the currently installed version of java has ???
Is there some mysterious platform that I don't know about where installing perl is harder than installing java???
Well, that's one way to make Perl even more unreadable. :P
Love sees no species.
I'm not sure if there's a practical point to this. Perl is going to be at least as widely supported as Java, so it's not a question of availability. And the dev makes no claims regarding speed... actually the dev makes no claims whatsoever, other than "here it is" and "most perl scripts won't work". If speed were actually the goal, I don't think Java byte code would be the target.
From the standpoint of being a cool nerd project, though - most definitely. This does seem like a throwback to the "news for nerds" catch phrase.
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Masochistic I guess? Some people pay to get tied up and spanked too, sounds about the same to a programmer.
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The unpalatable compiling to the unspeakable.
Compiler for Bash Scripts to Visual Basic.
Stop
But this is not one of them.
Because it's the most used language! And does everything perfectly fine! And has tons of SDK support!
Because you need 'enterprise' and 'synergy' to win at Corporate Buzzword Bingo.
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It's honestly pretty pathetic. There are things to like in all the top languages. Java 8 with Spring/Hibernate is easy enough to use.
But naturally, people hate what isn't super niche.
You're the best, APK, at least for your persistence. I sincerely wish you all the blessings in life, although I admit sometimes I am concerned about your health.
Stay well my friend!
potentially causing irreparable farm??? Editors, please!!
Larry Wall made Java Perl Lingo (JPL, named after Larry's previous employer) around the release of Perl 5. O'Reilly first tried to sell it as a commercial software in the Perl Resource Kit, but eventually made it open source http://www.oreilly.com/pub/pr/... in a "dumpware" sort of mode. It eventually became incompatible with newer Perl and Java releases and I want to say it was abandoned, but that is pretending people used it.
The problem with Java isn't in the language itself. It's that to do anything useful you have to try to include incompatible versions of several libraries and then try to make the zoo somehow function
Just as the trouble with Python is that, while awesome at success-path programming, writing a proper and fault-tolerant system is almost never done.
Perl was all the rage in the late 90s. Then it was Ruby and now everything is Python.
Don't bet on it. It's usually familiarity that breeds the greatest contempt.
... it wants its two hottest languages back.
You're mistaken. He didn't write a Python to Java compiler. Seriously: Python is a language for anal retentive assholes by anal retentive assholes. It doesn't trust its own users and it attempts to solve the "bad code" problem by throwing a shit ton of documentation acting as a Code Nazi. You can just hear the authors of this shit saying, "Auchtung! You vill code dis vay!" Meanwhile, it forgets that shitty developers don't read that kind of documentation, does nothing to stop them from continuing to write functions that go on for pages, and as a result solves nothing.
See subject: Any code written by 93 Escort Wagon that our /. peers compliment?
Prove it.
* You're ALL hot blowhard windbag AIR - all talk, no substance of your OWN!
See you had to sockpuppet downmod 'hide' this https://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10609255&cid=54414583/ 2x already https://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10609255&cid=54414657/, lol... you do-nothing windbag whimp.
APK
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All payback for trolling you've done my way - Embarassed TALKER?? You ought to be - why??? YOU = ALL TALK, NO ACTION!
You dummy, that domain expired years ago! Its for sale for the low low price of $2000.
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Rather see no code than an embarassing piece of shit like your hosts file program.
more words more words more words
That is what the world really needs.
Yes, like PHP
I'm going to continue using the Host File Engine. Your software is well written, functional. The Host File Engine performs exactly as promised by mmell
his hosts program is actually pretty good by xenotransplant
his hosts tool is actually useful for those cases in which one does indeed want to locally block stuff outright while consuming minimum system resources by alexgieg
I've never tried to belittle (APK's) work, I've flat out said it's good by BronsCon
APK is kinda right. I've tried his hosts file generating software. It works by bmo
I like your host file system by Karmashock
I find your hosts file admirable by vel-ex-tech
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APK
P.S.=> See subject & EAT YOUR WORDS - you did better? YOU haven't done SHIT except bs by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts "93 Escort wagon" you FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE fuck (must be outta "downmod points" from your sockpuppet accounts)... apk
You know what amuses me? Both NAMBLA and GNAA deserve, and get, more respect than APK. Even app guy is respected more than APK.
For what it is worth, every other site has kicked APK out. But, we still let him stick around, even though he can't link to his malware anymore. NAMBLA > APK. Funny, isn't it?
"Saturday night saw the announcement of an experimental Perl 5 to Java compiler."
Now you can go from incomprehensible shit to unmanageable drek with just a click! Yippee!
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
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No other site? Malwarebytes' hpHosts both HOSTS & RECOMMENDS my work (per the above) & Start64 is the 64-bit software site showcasing it too!
I don't openSORES my code due to Google mistakes (see EFast). I'm not as dumb as Google!
* Blowing you away w/ facts easily continually every time's amusing via quotes of /. peers https://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10609255&cid=54416019/
APK
P.S.=> I'm certain you're just "ne'er-do-well" troll 93 Escort Wagon posting UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous! A FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE isn't working out for you - you stooped even LOWER, lmao!... apk
"FlÃvio"? His name is Flávio.
2017. And people still have websites which can't process UTF-8 properly. Jesus.
SoylentNews is forked off Slash and supports UTF-8.
The downside is that SoylentNews doesn't include 5000 external JavaScript resources as a modern site should.
> Python is a language for anal retentive assholes by anal retentive assholes.
Wow, you should try programming in Scala or Haskell or something truly restrictive. Python is the wild west by comparison. I mean, sure.. it doesn't accept pure line noise as valid code the way perl does, but if that's what you think of as anal retentive, I shudder to think what you think of as loose.
And now you have two problems...
Came here to make the same comment!
So many think that Perl isn't as good as the "new" stuff since it's been around for a while. New is not always better and old is not necessarily a bad thing. There is something to be said for mature and stable over jumping on every new bandwagon that comes along. Java may seem like the "new and improved" choice but it really is garbage, especially compared to Perl.
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Steve (AC because I haven't bothered to register in all these years)
While it may work and all... why? Why translate Perl that will run, runs well, doesn't have any of the problems of Java... why move it into java?
Someone after a rube goldberg award?
Personally, I'd find a Java-to-Perl converter more useful. Lots of good dev environments for Java, not so much for Perl.