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Museum of Failure Opens In Sweden (failuremag.com)
Slashdot reader swellconvivialguy writes: A new museum in Helsingborg displays more than 70 failed products and objects, including the Apple Newton, Google Glass, Sony Betamax, Harley-Davidson perfume, and the Donald Trump board game. According to curator Samuel West, "none of the companies that I contacted wanted to cooperate. I approached quite a few innovation directors and asked them for examples of failure that they've learned from. I thought it would be easy to get them to collaborate but none of them -- zero -- choose to cooperate."
The curator urges people to accept failure -- "as an essential aspect of progress and innovation."
The curator urges people to accept failure -- "as an essential aspect of progress and innovation."
Dammit, I went to Switzerland
rewriting history since 2109
Can we donate a life-size portrait of Bennett Hasselton or Timothy?
-- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
Losing twice for President, I'm sure she knows a lot about failure!!!
Do they also exhibit political and economic failure?
In that case large areas of present day Sweden can be seen as a huge open-air museum of failure :-(
Google: "swedish immigration policy" or something along those lines, if unaware of what I refer to.
I have always thought the Harley-Davidson Cat Collar should go in a display like this one. I bought one for our kitten once, though he's definitely not a failure of a cat. In the process of scratching and grooming he ended up rendering the Harley-Davidson logo on it illegible. Since then I have always said that Harley-Davidson can't even make a cat collar that lasts.
One.
Nobody cares about you.
But the trolls like to keep you flipping around on the floor of their rowboat.
An asshat recently asked this question: "Why do you set yourself up for massive failure? All. The. Fucking. Time?"
My (corrected) response: "If you have to ask that question, than you know nothing about success."
Let me elaborate... failure is a learning process. You can learn more from failure than you can from success. If the world already views you as a failure, say, for being the fat retarded kid on the short bus, than you have absolutely nothing to lose by trying to succeed. Not once, not twice, not thrice, but as many times as possible in a lifetime. Failure becomes permanent only when you give up. I have absolutely no intention of ever giving up.
I have a Newton. It's battery compartment is a dismal failure. There are fussy little parts of the door that break off. I have long maintained that the reason Apple uses sealed-in batteries in their mobile devices is because they're not good enough designers to make a robust battery compartment. (Battery compartments, especially when they are designed to work with off-the-shelf consumer batteries, are an extremely difficult design challenge).
Coach.
Google always says that about anything they come up with. Then, if it works out, they proclaim it a success. Otherwise, it was "just an experiment and they learned a lot from it." Google has a lot of money, but so does any entity that plays nice with the boys on Madison Avenue.
People didn't want to pay for an expensive product with limited use-cases. Once the technology improved through Psion, Palm Pilot, iPhone; tech geeks became interested.
Not exactly. Read "Startup: A Silicon Valley Adventure" by Jerry Kaplan, about the first pen-based handheld computer in the late 1980's that got screwed over by Microsoft ("Why aren't you using Windows?!"), Intel ("Why aren't you using the 386 processor?!"), Apple ("We invented that with the Apple Newton!"), and IBM ("We don't know what we're doing but sign these forms anyway!").
* Windows (any version, especially the "everyone has a touch screen" ones)
* Anonymous cowards on Slashdot
* Star Wars
* All the crap that spies on us (the ones they sell to us and the ones we don't know about)
* Piracy (real at-sea piracy, not the copyright infringement crap)
* Americans constantly whining about every other country in the fucking Universe
* All the latest Macs with on-board RAM with no possibility to add more
* All the Macs which requires a 90% disassembly to add RAM or replace the storage drive
#DeleteFacebook
Ok, so... what if the museum itself is a failure? Will they try to put the museum into itself? Won't that cause a "divide by zero" or some shit and destroy the universe?
Damn you, Sweden! You were supposed to be good guys!
#DeleteFacebook
Assange's condom
I still have a Newton that works, but I only show it to people for comic value.
I've never had problems with the battery compartment. It lasts for quite a long time on a set of AA batteries. Until you put an 802.11 PCMCIA card in it, that is, then you're lucky to get 2 hours out of it.
And Trump University, and Trump Vodka, and Trump Steaks, and ...
Of course news about a fake are Fake News.
I hear they've set aside an entire wing just for Donald J Trump...
...it's in Austria: http://nation.com.pk/entertain... The interesting thing is, if either this austrlian museum or the swedish museum close due to poor attendance they can always acquire each others collections :)
I have a Newton. It's battery compartment is a dismal failure.
Gee, yes, Replaceable batteries are a dumb idea after all.
Of course news about a fake are Fake News.
"My (corrected) response: "If you have to ask that question, than you know nothing about success.""
"THEN" you two-seat taking dumbass!
Two important points about success.
1) Generally speaking, you can't succeed if you measure your success by what other people think of you.
I don't think creimer gives a rats ass whether his spelling or grammar are perfect in a quickly tossed post, and I would venture to guess that he especially doesn't care what "AC on the internet" thinks.
2) Success has been studied in-depth, and creimer has grasped probably the most important aspect.
Your response makes me think of this George Carlin quote:
There’s a reason you don’t talk to [your HS classmates] for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
dunno man, all of your examples seem to have been smashing successes by the overall profit numbers..
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
Betamax was only a failure in the consumer market. The professional version, Betacam, was one of the most widely used videotape formats for professionals. So, eh, kinda sorta a failure, I guess.
My Other Computer Is A Data General Nova III.
A good product doomed by cheaper VHS technology.
I don't agree that Betamax was a failure. I owned two, and together they worked for over twenty-five years. Betamax was briefly superseded by VHS, which was then rendered obsolete by digital video. Does that make VHS a failure also?
If there was ever an appropriate thread for the 'you fail it' (links to goatse) guy...
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
When Betamax was introduced, most US TV sets had RF input only and a maximum color resolution of 330 lines. When Betamax was introduced, most US TV sets had RF input only and a maximum color resolution of 330 lines. It was impossible to record movies or sports conveniently --- and slow-motion and freeze-framing the action of the big game was a huge driving force in VCR sales. T
The Vasa museum is a commemoration of a spectacular failure (and is a good museum). That's naval history rather than modern tech, but the principles are the same.
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Never mind. They had one but it self-emolated.
The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
My two Newton 2100s are elegant devices for that time. The rechargeable battery in one has failed, of course, the other with regular batteries worked fine last time I checked. I used them at university in the 1990s to take class notes. In screenwriting class, with the lights off during a movie, I was able to take notes both with the green backlight on and without. The handwriting recognition was good enough to just write without actually seeing the resulting text. Alas, my handwriting is so bad now that even I can't recognize it.
But yes, it was a kludge. Parts of the circuitry were hand soldered, even in this final version. The cabinetry was slick with opening, folding and closing that were elegantly designed -- but could be damaged in normal use. There is a fix online that allows rechargeable batteries to be used. There are hardware and software enhancements over the years. The Newton was created in Jobs' absence and when he returned he immediately dumped it. A sad example of NIH syndrome.
The Newton Messagepad could have forged the path to our current smartphones, and with handwriting recognition they would be much better today.
...omphaloskepsis often...
It appears that residents of Malmö aren't required to keep a stick firmly implanted up their backsides, unlike Stockholmers, yes.
Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
Betamax recorders were in production for almost 40 years, the tapes were produced for 50 years. That's a high level of longevity for any digital format. Production of the units survived right into the DVD era, and it's probably DVDs which killed it in the end, not VHS. VHS had 40 years to kill it, and failed.
Additionally, Betcam is still in production as is HDCAM, they have two form factors, one of which is the same as Betamax, if you watch any anime, they are still almost all mastered on HDCAM, i.e. high-definition version of Betamax tapes.
It's only a very limited viewpoint that considers Betamax a flop / failed product. If we're going that far we should consider Apple Macs a failure because Windows is industry-standard.
I thought it would be easy to get them to collaborate but none of them -- zero -- chose to cooperate.
This lack of cooperation from the designer should in fact be a requirement for allowing their artifact in the museum.
It is the surest sign that it really does belong there.
It's right next to the big fire extinguisher.
Table-ized A.I.
I really wouldn't have expected an endeavor like that to succeed.
lol
My love life should get an entire wing.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Did you know that this claim is total BS? Look at the numbers:
The definition of rape in >weden is broader than elsewhere in the west, including stuff that elsewhere would be charged under sexual harassment. Secondly the reporting works differently in that they estimate the total amount of offenses: So if a wife reports that her husband has been having sex with her against her will dozens of times, in most places it's filed as a single case of suspected rape for the national crime stats, but in Sweden they count each suspected instance separately meaning that a single case can easily generate tens or hundreds of incidents of rape for the stats. This means comparing Swedish stats to other western nations directly is not really sensible.
Lol, I can guarantee you've never lived in Sweden (me neither but I live next door in Finland and visit regularly and have friends there) . There's extensive discussion about crime stats as there's one party in the parliament that's trying to do exactly what you're trying to do, which is to insinuate that the fluctuation in the numbers is due to immigrants somehow raping people en masse on the streets, which is simply not true.
"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" -Alfred North Whitehead
It should have read:
"Museum of failure fails to open"
The Newton Messagepad could have forged the path to our current smartphones, and with handwriting recognition they would be much better today.
It exists. And it's just less convenient than a swiping keyboard.
Circumcision is child abuse.
Toymakers seem to have it covered. Captive oversize screw. Oversize so you can use a coin if you don't have a screwdriver, captive so you can't lose it.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Came here to see people in denial.
Left here not at all disappointed.
A good product doomed by cheaper VHS technology.
Betamax was briefly superseded by VHS, which was then rendered obsolete by digital video.
There was no "brief" about it. VHS was the highest selling video medium for two decades.
I'm a minority race. Save your vitriol for white people.
Let's not forget your English class.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Yeah, sounds doable conceptually but no idea about the packaging of it, although compute power could be off-board. Dynamic refocus could be tricky I think... probably needs eye tracking so the glasses know where the eyes are looking through the lenses, but yeah, you could have a fluid or viscous layer and use a combination of pressure and if you're brave perhaps magnetic attraction/repulsion between the outer layers to shape the lens. Most folks would just use a servo motor or linear drive through and forgo the extra lens shaping step.
You could probably skip the eye tracking if you used a range-finder and the wearer got used to moving their head with relatively fixed eye position.
Or, buy something like this: https://www.wired.com/2010/07/fluid-filled-adjustable-eye-glasses/
Talk is here: https://www.ted.com/talks/josh_silver_demos_adjustable_liquid_filled_eyeglasses
Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
Who'd want to walk through an empty museum?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Betamax failed because the better quality over VHS was insignificant compared to the price difference. Partly this was due to Sony not wanting to license the manufacturing of tapes, resulting in WAY higher tape prices (JVC licensed to anyone who was willing to produce VHS tapes and this resulted in competition).
Sony's decision to originally limit the size of Beta tapes to one hour, because they feared that people would use those tapes to record movies, and only after a LONG time (and a lot of pressure) relented. Because, guess what, people wanted to record movies and didn't give a shit about what Sony wanted them to do with the tapes. VHS tapes originally came with 2 hours recording time, enough to record pretty much every movie (especially after it has been cut and butchered by TV networks).
By the time Sony got the hint that they can't force their idea down people's throat, the ship had sailed.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
That's right!
To fail, you first have to try.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Found the Apple designer!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Everything Google comes up with is an experiment, a beta, a test study...
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
The only thing missing in there is my invention of an empty bottle that you can put in your fridge in case one of your guests doesn't want to drink anything.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Why? Only now Swedes can understand what it feels like to live in a US metropolis. If that doesn't bring the cultures together, understanding each other's problems...
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
North America is the United States for all intents and purposes.
Much like Europe is Germany, right? :)
Ezekiel 23:20
Let us say, they have vastly overestimated the revenue potential of failure porn. When this museum fails, would it add itself as the last entry before going defunct?
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Of course you can twist "statistics" to make it appear more rosey, when you are willing to redefine what "is" is (or in this case "rape")
Yeah, that's precisely what you're doing. Because GP showed how the statistics are not directly comparable, but you want to compare them anyway.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Never mind. They had one but it self-emolated.
Were you going for an insensible pun about emokids here, or should everyone just ignore everything you say forever and ever amen because you use words you don't understand?
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
The Newton was created in Jobs' absence and when he returned he immediately dumped it. A sad example of NIH syndrome.
"Get these damned scribble pads out of my office!" *throw*
The Newton Messagepad could have forged the path to our current smartphones, and with handwriting recognition they would be much better today.
No, it could not have. It was too expensive. It wasn't until the Palm Pilot that PDAs became inexpensive enough to be the basis of a ubiquitous computing platform.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Google Glass was never meant to be a commerical product EVER. Google said so on release. It was always just an experiment.
Well, it looks like one part of the Glass project was a success... It made a lot of people swallow bullshit. You really believe[d] that?
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
If the museum has low attendance, the name will take a whole new meaning.
Galaxy S5 Android 6.0.1 with Swedish setup/vocabulary "corrected" call to fall (fall = water-fall, drop or case in Swedish, call isn't a Swedish word.)
I would have sent my copy but I've already donated it to the London Dungeon for their modern horror exhibition.
Rob Howells
...my "Musseum of Bad Taste"
I approached quite a few innovation directors and asked them for examples of failure that they've learned from. I thought it would be easy to get them to collaborate but none of them -- zero -- choose to cooperate.
So the Museum of Failure is a failure.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
They definitely need to have a "Cue Cat" on display.
I hear they're working on a deal to host the Trump Presidential Library.
It will be 'uge. The best library in human history. Because he has all the best words, and will be donating them! Well, except stupid, because that is the best word, so he's keeping that one for himself.
I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right? There is none, there is none. There’s no, there’s no, there’s no word like that
(actual DJT quote)
But it will still have so many words, you'll be sick of all that reading.
Ah yes, the Museum of Failure...
I understand that they have an entire wing devoted to my ex-wife.
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
Remember Domino's sorta-brilliant "Failure is an Option." campaign? Trying new things that might not work moved a moribund business into a pizza to be reckoned with.
Yugo were in production for over 40 years, they had to stop briefly because NATO bombed their manufacturing plant, however, that did not stop them (despite an obvious sign from God).
That is a high level of longevity for a vehicle that you could replace most of the parts with tinfoil and duct tape.
It has even won an award in Car Talk magazine (ok granted it was worst car of the century)
Only a very limited viewpoint would consider it flop
I actually own a Go, nice device, nut never really used it. I could not find a development environment for it.
Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
Really, I've seen no good input keyboard on a smart phone. Maybe with extensive training but I'd rather use a real keyboard. I spend more time correcting the spelling from the stupid spell checkers, then fixing the same spelling a second time because the spell checker goes beyond stupid, and trying to position the cursor where it needs to be because there are no arrow keys for this, ugh. I can write things out faster on a palm pilot and with less training.
I'm not the only one with the problem, I can tell when email is sent from a phone because I have to do the translation of the resulting spell check into what was originally intended.
Ok mr never-makes-a-typo. "self-immolated".
What can I say. Chrome spell-checker didn't complain.
The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
The good country of Pakistan. Failure of the first order.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
This week's RetroSpective discusses Sweden's 'Museum of Failure' which last year became the first museum to include itself as an exhibit.
<Documentary-article continues in the textually-warm tones exuded by a seventies icon wearing brown and orange, whilst draped over a sunken sofa>.
Requiem for the American Dream
The Fail MuseumÂs biggest failure is itself.
What can I say. Chrome spell-checker didn't complain.
Maybe Chrome is the emo browser.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Did it smell like ass? Real toilet water?
Yea.. Dear Company, you had a really sucky product and we're opening a museum of failure, could you help us with one of your failures? They expected them to respond? Really?