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Seattle Minimum Wage Study Has Serious Flaws (washingtonpost.com)

"Remember the story from last week about how the new Seattle minimum wage law was hurting workers?" writes Slashdot reader PopeRatzo. "Well, it turns out that there are some problems with the study's methodology." The Washington Post reports: First, their data exclude workers at businesses that have more than one location; in other words, while workers at a standalone mom-and-pop restaurant show up in their results, workers at Starbucks and McDonald's don't. Almost 40 percent of workers in Washington state work at multi-location businesses, and since Seattle's minimum wage increase has been larger at large businesses than at small ones -- right now, a worker at a company with more than 500 employees is guaranteed $13.50 an hour, while a worker at a company with fewer than 500 employees is guaranteed only $11 an hour -- these workers' exclusion from the study's results is an especially germane problem (note that low-wage workers in Seattle have had an incentive to switch from small firms to large firms since the minimum wage started rising).

In earlier work, in fact, the University of Washington team's results were different depending on whether these workers were included in their analysis; including them made the effects of the minimum wage look more positive. Second, the University of Washington team does not present enough data for us to assess the validity of its "synthetic control" in Washington -- that is, the set of areas to which they compare the results they observe in Seattle. The Seattle labor market is not necessarily comparable to other labor markets in the state, and given some of the researchers' implausible results, it's hard to believe the comparison group they chose is an appropriate one.

Suggesting Seattle's booming labor market may have skewed the study's results, two nonpartisan economists concluded it "suffers from a number of data and methodological problems that bias the study in the direction of finding job loss, even where there may have been no job loss at all." And the Washington Post also notes the researchers' findings are suspiciously "out of step with a large body of research," including another study from U.C. Berkeley researchers [PDF] which determined Seattle's wage increase "is having its intended effect."

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  1. That's fresh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >And the Washington Post also notes the researchers findings are suspiciously "out of step with a large body of research

    As in, "the large body of research" where 79% of economists agree that "a minimum wage increases unemployment among young and unskilled workers"? This is undergrad economics at any college worth its salt.

  2. Re:Minimum wage itself is flawed. by rosshalz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You misunderstand what a free market is.

    Free market means that governments or regulatory bodies cannot set the PRICE of goods and services. There's nothing wrong in setting minimum acceptable standards.

    Ex: Sure.. mandate $150/Hr. then businesses can choose to either sell at existing price+$150, get rid or replace some employees and sell at same price.

    Get it? the final PRICE is what's free to be decided by businesses.

    Minimum wage and free markets can co-exist. Imagine if businesses said "Hurr-durr how dare government say I have to keep my premises clean huh? this is a free market dammit!"

  3. Investigative study "smells" by Latent+Heat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As with code "smells", the response to the Seattle study suffers from study "smells."

    It seems the people want a certain outcome, namely, that increasing the minimum wage puts more money in the pockets of working persons trying to get by. I mean, who can be against that apart from some mean-spirited Conservatives and clueless Libertarians, no?

    But isn't science supposed to be about where the data lead instead about what we want the outcome to be? This study isn't what we want to hear so oh noes, the study has flaws and it doesn't agree with all of those other studies.

    I am sure this study has flaws along with every other data-collection and interpretation effort in the social sciences. My concern is with the confirmation-bias-y tone of the parent post, like the Wild West prospector who sees a few yellow sparkles and starts hopping up in down, "There's goooolllld in them thar heels!"

    1. Re:Investigative study "smells" by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So, you are saying that people should be "free" to work for low wages where they can't afford food or shelter?

      So, you are saying that people should be "free" to work for the highest wage they can obtain? Perhaps Seattle should introduce a maximum wage bill that caps wages at something reasonable, like $30/hour. I mean, if the government gets to decide what the minimum standard is for someone to live and how much they should be paid, then why not also define, set, and enforce a maximum standard as well?

    2. Re:Investigative study "smells" by mspohr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that these are not "entry positions". They are the only jobs available for people trying to support a family. They don't pay enough for one person to live on and certainly not enough to support a family.
      Funny... "simply look for the next job and find one that pays more"

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    3. Re:Investigative study "smells" by mspohr · · Score: 3, Informative

      The discussion is about giving people enough money to afford food and shelter, not limiting their potential earnings.
      However, I could see that this suggestion might be good for corporate executives to limit their pay. Several countries/jurisdictions have actually implemented rules that limit executive pay to some multiple of the lowest wage their company pays. Usually it's a factor of less than 100.

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    4. Re:Investigative study "smells" by El+Cubano · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The discussion is about giving people enough money to afford food and shelter, not limiting their potential earnings. However, I could see that this suggestion might be good for corporate executives to limit their pay. Several countries/jurisdictions have actually implemented rules that limit executive pay to some multiple of the lowest wage their company pays. Usually it's a factor of less than 100.

      You and others may claim that the discussion is about making sure people can afford to live. But more fundamentally, the discussion is about taking away choices from employees, employers, and even customers and other actors in the market. Ultimately, every government regulation is a removal of rights and choices. There are some instances where such removal of rights and choices is clearly in the best interests of one or more groups of market participants. Environmental regulations are a very good example, in particular because of the indirect nature of the associated costs and benefits. But an honest debate cannot be had when there is an unwillingness to have a balanced discussion that considers both sides of the issue.

      Now, don't get me wrong, I am all for local and even state governments deciding on matters like this. I think Seattle's policy is wrong, but their duly elected representatives implemented it, so I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they did it because that is what their constituents want.

      The two problems that I have with the whole debate is: 1) proponents always frame it as a "we are here to help" sort of thing, while never willing to acknowledge that their "help" requires that everyone involved give up some of their rights (again, that is a matter for local jurisdictions to decide if that is an equitable exchange, the right of choice of employment for the guarantee of a better wage); and, 2) for some reason lots people seem to think that this is a matter for the federal government when it clearly is not.

      So, to summarize, just be honest about what is actually being taken/given (this isn't a give only arrangement) and don't bring the federal government into it. Then, local governments are free to do as they feel is right in this matter and people who like can move there and work/start businesses and people who don't like it can go work/start businesses elsewhere.

    5. Re:Investigative study "smells" by Terwin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is that these are not "entry positions". They are the only jobs available for people trying to support a family. They don't pay enough for one person to live on and certainly not enough to support a family.
      Funny... "simply look for the next job and find one that pays more"

      Previous increases in minimum wage eliminated the truly entry level positions and the associated on the job training that would have allowed these people more freedom both to move up to higher paying jobs(possibly at a different company), or to start their own company(with it's own entry level positions).

      It also means that the people trying to raise a family at the new minimum wage must compete with all of those who do not need to support a family and just want some extra cash such as students. Increased competition for a job means that the employer can provide fewer benefits and less tolerable working conditions until there are only just enough people desperate enough for the job to fill all of the available positions.

      Then again the politicians bragging about raising the minimum wage do not care about unintended consequences, they just want their sound-bite and photo-op.

    6. Re:Investigative study "smells" by Terwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The discussion is about giving people enough money to afford food and shelter, not limiting their potential earnings.[...]

      Minimum wage has nothing to do with 'Giving' money(except for campaign contributions).
      Employment is about earning money by exchanging services for compensation, and only makes sense when those services provide more value to the employer than the cost of the compensation.

      Minimum wage is about creating a minimum level of productivity, below which a person becomes unemployable.
      (it also affects a number of union negotiated contracts, and reduces competition, but that is a different argument)

      Minimum wage does nothing for the person who does a great job, who the employer is afraid of losing to the competition.
      Minimum wage makes people who are not able to provide enough added-value unemployable.
      Minimum wage raises the minimum price point of human labor so that automation is more competitive for more jobs.
      Minimum wage also increases the risk to the employer when hiring(they lose more money if the new hire cannot do the job effectively)
      When a given task is only worth a certain amount, anyone hired to do that task must complete it more quickly to be cost-effective when minimum wage goes up.(and if it cannot be done more quickly, then it is just not cost-effective to have it done, eliminating the job entirely)

      The *only* reason minimum wage even sounds like a good idea, is the belief that employers are sitting on huge piles of cash that they *could* give to their employees but choose not to. While this may be true in a few rare cases(see Apple), the vast majority of employers invest in growing their company with every spare nickle they can scrounge.

    7. Re:Investigative study "smells" by Jahoda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ultimately, every government regulation is a removal of rights and choices.

      I know, and every time a mother puts a toddler in time out for acting like a horrible little shit, it's a "removal of rights and choices". News fucking flash - we live in a society. Go read your fucking Thomas Hbbes, and grow up out of this thirteen year old's mentality (and economic philosophy), JFC.

    8. Re:Investigative study "smells" by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The two problems that I have with the whole debate is: 1) proponents always frame it as a "we are here to help" sort of thing, while never willing to acknowledge that their "help" requires that everyone involved give up some of their rights (again, that is a matter for local jurisdictions to decide if that is an equitable exchange, the right of choice of employment for the guarantee of a better wage); and, 2) for some reason lots people seem to think that this is a matter for the federal government when it clearly is not.

      You have a very strange definition of "rights." Your definition appears to be something along the lines of each person being able to say "what I've decided is best for my situation" as evidenced by:

      if there are people out there willing to work for less than $15/hour, or $13/hour, or $11/hour, or whatever, who are you to tell them that they can't. If there are employers out there who don't think that they can or want to pay a certain amount, who are you to tell them that they must?

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      fundamentally, the discussion is about taking away choices from employees, employers, and even customers and other actors in the market. Ultimately, every government regulation is a removal of rights and choices.

      But that definition suffers from so many obvious flaws. I mean, take antitrust regulations. Do they take away choices? Of course! They take away the decision of corporate entities and their owners to eliminate all competition in a market and become the sole source of an essential good or service. By doing so, the regulation stops entities who would do that from denying choice to consumers after they've cornered their market. So, whether regulation is applied or not, choice is inevitably denied to someone. But, according to your definition, for some reason that's a bad thing because it was the federal government making that restriction and not a state or local government. I never fully understood that logic. But I digress.

      On to the matter at hand - the existence of minimum wage. And let's cut to the chase here, all your arguments here have been most applicable to the existence of minimum wage, not about whether the minimum wage should be increased or not. I mean, by saying that I as an employer have to pay someone at least $7.25 per hour (the current federal minimum wage in the US), the federal government has taken away my choice to pay someone $3 per hour and the choice of people to find a job that pays $3 per hour, so your arguments still apply.

      Employers have a rational desire to seek the most gain for the least cost to them. This means that without outside interference they will pay the least amount that someone is willing to do the job for. Employees will seek the greatest pay for the skills they possess (actually, it's more complicated than that, but I think we can all agree that that is at least one of the factors). With no minimum wage, for skilled labor there is a shortage of the necessary workers so you end up with pay pretty much the same as what it is now - well above the minimum wage. For unskilled labor, if there are ever more people than jobs in any locality then you end up with people competing against each other to see who is willing to accept the least pay and the longest hours. Those who refuse to accept low pay don't get jobs. It doesn't matter if the long hours at low pay just barely get you enough to pay for enough food to survive. You will accept it if the alternative is starvation.

      By allowing choice up front (the choice to form monopolies or pay as low a wage as you can get employees to work for), you take away the choice of unskilled employees to do anything but struggle to survive. Whether you regulate or not, someone's choices are going to be affected by the economic framework they live in. If you're going to complain about everyone else misrepresenting the debate, you need to make sure you're not making the same mistake.

      tl;dr - Maximizing the number of choices that each economic player has is not a "right" and it is not a wise long term strategy.

  4. Re:yet it still makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most businesses pay minimum wage because they can. Not because they have to in order to stay in business.

    When Walmart raised their worker's pay to $10/hour, they didn't go out of business and they are still very profitable.

    There are a lot of desperate people out there who really want the work and will just about work for any pay. I've seen them wait in line at 5AM with the hopes of being called in and working on the line packing video games. Those bastards took advantage of them. They make a killing on those games and they couldn't pay a decent hourly rate?

    Oh, and if there wasn't any work, sorry! Come back tomorrow and see. And they had to wait in security unpaid and wait until the line started - unpaid. So, they were at work for at least an hour and half every day - unpaid. 2 or more hours if they actually worked.

    No, the lowest levels of our working people are being shit on because they can be shit on.

  5. WaPo gets the Captain Obvious Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have to explain to journalists at the WaPo that "Maybe hurting some hourly workers", and "Some companies maybe cutting hours" meant that it didn't include all businesses such as McDonalds and Starbucks who play by a special and exclusive set of rules. They are part of that "elite" and "special" group and comparing them to smaller mom and pop businesses is like comparing apples and oranges.

    The real story on this should be about how USA Today failed to make the bias known to readers. But then we wouldn't be feeding those snarky know-it-alls at the Washington Post now would we?

  6. Re:yet it still makes sense by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...This is taught in introductory economics courses...

    ...and the market will regulate itself, invisible hand etc. Forget everything from introductory courses. Especially in economics. The truth is there is no absolute truth in economics, this is not a natural science. So depending on your world view, if you are a Keynsian or a Neoliberal, you could raise plausible arguments pro and contra minimum wage. Unfortunately, it seems like most of the universities teach only Neoliberal theories nowadays.

    ...and makes intuitive sense...

    ... to some people it makes intuitive sense that the earth is flat but gut feelings are not a scientific method.

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  7. Re:Minimum wage itself is flawed. by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since forever.
    A person can't simply decide not to work and die instead.
    Labor isn't a supply & demand market; it's supply (laborers) is fixed, giving the demand (employers) limitless bargaining power.
    That is why there are things such as social wellfare and minimum wages.

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  8. So they basically confirmed the study was correct by guruevi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So reading between the lines, the study's results were largely correct when talking about small businesses, higher minimum wage hurts small business. But it doesn't matter, according to these idiots because McDonalds isn't affected by it as much as true small businesses. Since when are we vouching for McDonalds and Wal-Mart as good corporate citizens?

    You can't lump in McD and Starbucks because even though they do employ minimum wage, they will employ minimum wage regardless of the cost. They are large enough enterprises with high enough profit margins to absorb these costs and in the process drive out any competition from small business, which is exactly what McD and Walmart do when they're coming to a new market anyway, they operate at a loss until all the competition has starved out.

    I'm surprised actually that McD, Starbucks and Walmart don't actively drive minimum wages up just so they can completely drive out every other local business. If I were an 'evil CEO', I'd do that and then when I have 90% of a market, I'd lobby to get it reduced again or even just to get my company excluded.

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  9. Re:yet it still makes sense by RazorSharp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imposing a minimum wage that's greater than what results from an efficient market should result in higher pay but fewer workers.

    This is where things get muddled. There's a difference between an optimally efficient market and an optimally efficient organization. An optimally efficient organization may do things like pay workers the least amount possible, avoid paying corporate taxes by moving assets to offshore accounts, and automating many jobs. Now, if many workers are give poverty wages, that may pad employment statistics but it certainly doesn't provide the market as a whole with an optimal solution. When people don't have much of a discretionary income they can't buy many things and they certainly can't take out loans (if you want an optimally efficient marketplace, you want people to be able to take out loans because loans are what create more money).

    The problem with companies relocating money into offshore accounts to avoid taxes compounds this problem because their poverty-wage workers need welfare to provide them with healthcare, food supplements, and other aid such as childcare that they can't afford with their job. This problem is further compounded by the hoarding of liquid assets by executives. Without a strong progressive tax system (and all the many loopholes that allow one to avoid the intentions of our weak progressive tax system), those who make the most have such a surplus of liquid assets that most of them just sit in a bank account. While this looks good on paper, as the interest they gain increases the money supply, this surplus of money doesn't help the economy because it's not being exchanged on the marketplace. This is the problem with wage disparity. If executives made less and low-wage workers made more, then more money would be exchanged in the economy and it would create more wealth. It's a fallacy to assume that corporations and millionaires reinvest their excess profits. At some point one has all they need/want and excess wealth just gets hoarded in bank accounts.

    Finally, when it comes to automating new jobs, this rarely (if ever) results in the remaining jobs reaping the benefits of the increased efficiency. The money saved goes to the top, to those executives who are already hoarding more money than they come close to spending.

    The problem with a lot of the formulas you learn in introductory economics is they are based off assumptions. Furthermore, economics can make an abstraction of human life. What may look good on paper can be a miserable existence for many. I find economics to be an extremely interesting field that provides tools for evaluating systems that cannot be adequately assessed using science, but perspective is necessary when applying these ideas. Too often we can't see the forest for the trees.

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  10. Re:yet it still makes sense by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is actually a known and well understood problem in engineering disciplines. The optimum for an entire process is NOT the same as the optimum for each part of a process. Usually the two are not even related. That is why we have things like Whole Process Optimization. This was a basic part of my classes for chemical engineering and drilled home in quite a number of assignments and projects.

    What I don't get is why is this a surprise to people in other fields or in economics. If you want a system to work efficiently you have to optimize for the entire system not just tiny parts of it. With society that is a very complex problem and requires a lot of analysis so you do have to simplify to some extent but the more variables you take into account and MEASURE the more likely the system is to work.

    Right now I see companies doing what is best for them and then trying to justify that it means it is also best for the system. This is a losing proposition and without some kind of external correction the system will end up tearing itself apart.

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  11. Re:Liberals trying to poke holes by pjrc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, what we have here (your message) is a hyper partisan upset the one study that confirms his pre-existing bias turned out to be deeply flawed. Of course this article must seem like a liberal conspiracy! The one (and only) study showing job losses just has to be true.

    This same thing happens with anti-vax and climate change denial. People who really want to believe these things cling to a small number of discredited studies and insist the large number of others contradicting their views don't exist.

    Numerous states and cities have passed substantial minimum wage increases. Most are still gradually phasing in, many reaching $15 around 2020 to 2022. Plenty more studies will be published over the next several years.

    I have a feeling you're going to be quite busy denying more and more of them as liberal conspiracy.

  12. Re: yet it still makes sense by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is basically what Ford did in his production plant back when the Model T was the craze. He paid an insanely high wage, which led to very few sick days and near perfect retention, because people would have rather killed themselves than losing a job that paid about twice of what they could otherwise earn. This in turn led to very high productivity because people knew what they were doing, which also led to much higher product quality and very low waste.

    Higher wages will make people move to the area if possible, and they will also want to keep their jobs. And people with money spend it, and spend it locally which in turn drives the economy.

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  13. That is not a valid counter point by aepervius · · Score: 4, Informative

    That is from various polls from non cited source in a text book (" I include a table of propositions to which most economists subscribe, based on various polls of the profession") and limiting the scope of the proposition in the poll on young people is suspicious. What is the overall effect for example is not cited. And frnakly polls are useless they only represent what people EXPECT, they do not represent what study finds.

    Call me crazy but I am untrusting your blogspot source about polls, and expect peer reviewed litterature, just for the reason that at least peer review and publishing allow to uncover the flaw cited in the summary.

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  14. Biased summary is biased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How is the UW study to be considered flawed for excluding multi-site businesses while the UCB study ONLY looks at restaurants, where in many of which, minimum wage doesn't even apply?

  15. Re: yet it still makes sense by sunking2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That doesn't work any more thanks to entitlements. The reality is that making twice of minimum wage isn't worth it. All it does is reduce your government assistance. Be it child care, rent reduction, food stamps, college assistance, etc. I'm not saying these things are bad, just that things aren't as simple as make a little more, lead a better life.

  16. Re:So they basically confirmed the study was corre by deathguppie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mom and Pop places are not required to pay the new minimum wage in Seattle. That is the problem with the study. It doesn't include employees actually making the new minimum wage. Seriously, SlashDot used to be a place for intelligent discussion.

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  17. Re:yet it still makes sense by silentcoder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except that it doesn't make sense in economic theory.
    Supply-side, Chicago School and Austrian School are not economic theory - they have both been utterly debunked.

    For higher wages to drive inflation: the potential profit from new customers (higher-earning workers at other businesses) must be less than the cost of the higher wages. This cannot happen with moderate wage increases -in fact mathematically it only becomes likely at truly insane raises. Otherwise the businesses will make more money by absorbing the cost and selling more goods at lower margins.

    For higher wages to drive job-loss -they must be so severe that it's no longer possible to operate the business at all. Contrary to what you think economic theory is - hiring rates are relatively independent from the cost of labour because companies need to meet demand in order to stay in business. The amount of work that needs to be done is therefore the primary driver of hiring. Assuming the company is meeting current demand if the cost of labor goes down the company won't hire more people, so why would they fire people if it goes up ? Both decisions would cost them money ! A company will expand if it can credibly determine that there is unmet demand. Not because workers are cheaper. There's no point in having workers make goods you can't sell, anymore than there is any sense in having to turn customers away because you don't have enough workers to make the goods for all the customers. The impact of labour cost on hiring levels then is miniscule.
    In theory the wage increases should, actually, increase demand and make expansion more likely - more people with more money means more of them can potentially be your customers.

    All in all - study after study after study has consistently found that moderate increases in minimum wage have a nett-zero effect on employment rates, and this is also born out by historical data.

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  18. Re: yet it still makes sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That doesn't work any more thanks to entitlements. The reality is that making twice of minimum wage isn't worth it. All it does is reduce your government assistance.

    Yes, that's just another argument in favor of MGI. If everyone gets it, not only do we not need a minimum wage at all, but people aren't motivated not to do work so that they can keep their assistance. They won't lose it if they make some money.

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  19. Re:83% of statistics are made up by silentcoder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But since nobody is actually proposing that- it's meaningless to study it.
    What DOES make sense is to study what effects small and moderate minimum wage increases have on employment - since those are what actually happens.

    Nobody would set such a high minimum wage because everybody knows it's insane and would have terrible effects. But it does not logically follow that a small increase would have the same bad effects.
    Your bathtub is at 25C. Increasing the temperature of your bathwater by 100C would kill you, increasing it by 3C just makes for a nicer, more comfortable bath. Small interventions do not always have the same effects as a large version of the same would have.

    The overwhelming evidence is that moderate minimum wage increases have little to no impact on overall employment rates. It makes sense too - what business would choose to LOSE money by firing people it needs and losing out on sales because it couldn't produce enough goods ?
    A business would only start looking at layoffs if the increase is so big that they would lose MORE money paying those people than they will lose turning away customers (and that's BEFORE we even consider the possibility of having more customers when wages go up).

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  20. Re:yet it still makes sense by inking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is an entirely baseless claim. There is an external correction system and economists have been well aware of it for quite some time. The term being externalities. This typically refers to parts of the economic process that cannot be regulated by supply and demand mechanisms alone and require collective action, i.e. a government. A classic example of this is pollution controls. You can't expect the individuals to, as people like to say, "vote with their wallets" on whether the factory next to them should be pouring poison into a nearby river. By electing official to represent them and agreeing to abide the authority of the said individual, the externality can be addressed, e.g. through fees per barrel of poison added to the river, and the externality is said to be internalized.

    I would suggest you actually take a course in a subject before you lambast us for being as smart as you.