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Colombian Airline Wants To Make Passengers Stand (yahoo.com)

Posted by msmash on from the shape-of-things-to-come dept.

An anonymous reader writes Budget airline VivaColombia is considering plans to remove all seats from its planes and make passengers stand. They hope the move will drive down fares by allowing them to squeeze more passengers into each flight, opening up air travel to working class Colombians and budget holidaymakers. The no-frills carrier announced last week that it is adding 50 new Airbus 320s to its fleet to capitalise on the country's growing tourist market. The new planes will have more seats and lower running costs with the first one going into service at the start of 2018. VivaColombia's founder and CEO William Shaw told the Miami Herald the airline was looking into vertical travel options. He said: "There are people out there right now researching whether you can fly standing up -- we're very interested in anything that makes travel less expensive." He added: "Who cares if you don't have an inflight entertainment system for a one-hour flight? Who cares that there aren't marble floors... or that you don't get free peanuts?"

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  1. That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its Indian competitor is going to allow people to stand on TOP of the planes, just like on the trains!

    1. Re:That's nothing! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's really going to piss passengers off is the 5 chicken limit.

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  2. I can see it now... by corychristison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Super Saver Econo $49.95* New York to Los Angeles
    * add a seat with luxurious safety belt for only $449.95

    Also, it will be much easier to drag people off flights when its overbooked, without all of those pesky seats and saftey belts in the way.

  3. Re:I can see it now... Reductio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ad absurdum:

    "Fly TREBUCHET airways! So anyone can afford a Weekend Fling!

  4. Never mind that... by YuppieScum · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about the first time they hit some turbulence?

    *DING* "Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has just illuminated the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, so we'll all be safe while you bounce around the cabin like rubber balls..."

    *DING* "The cabin crew will be passing down the cabin shortly, offering a range of bandages, splints and blood replacement products at very competitive prices..."

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