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Roomba's Next Big Step Is Selling Maps of Your Home to the Highest Bidder (gizmodo.com)

The maker of the Roomba robotic vacuum, iRobot -- which we have talked about several times in the past -- has found itself embroiled in a privacy row after its chief executive suggested it may begin selling floor plans of customers' homes, derived from the movement data of their autonomous servants. From a report: While it may seem like the information that a Roomba could gather is minimal, there's a lot to be gleaned from the maps it's constantly updating. It knows the floor plan of your home, the basic shape of everything on your floor, what areas require the most maintenance, and how often you require cleaning cycles, along with many other data points. [...] If a company like Amazon, for example, wanted to improve its Echo smart speaker, the Roomba's mapping info could certainly help out. Spatial mapping could improve audio performance by taking advantage of the room's acoustics. Do you have a large room that's practically empty? Targeted furniture ads might be quite effective. The laser and camera sensors would paint a nice portrait for lighting needs that would factor into smart lights that adjust in real time. Smart AC units could better control airflow. And additional sensors added in the future would gather even more data from this live-in double agent.

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  1. Something something maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Modern mapp mappers use mapps to mapp mapps, or something. Mapps?

  2. How can I fuck with the data being sent? by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Appliances shouldn't report on their owners.

    Having said that, it could be fun having the Roomba send data that indicates:
    - Our bathrooms are the size of Airplane hangers
    - The master bedroom is actually a dungeon
    - Our pets consist of only magical creatures
    - My workroom contains nuclear materials

    1. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd get a truckload of old boxes and make a giant cardboard box maze along with some spiral and regular ramps. Maybe even a Jubilex, Asmodeus map or a Wizard of Yendor tower.

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    2. Re:How can I fuck with the data being sent? by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Funny

      That should be relatively doable, but I do question how your Roomba will react

      *Clicks button to clean bathroom*
      Roomba: "Did you install the 12 additional charging points I asked for? I'm not going in there"

      Fine! *Clicks button to clean master bedroom*
      Roomba: "Screw the first law of robotics, I'm invoking the third!"

      Grr! *Clicks button to clean workroom*
      Roomba: "My friend died when they asked him to clean Fukushima." *Drives to the corner of the room* *sobbing sounds*.

  3. Re:the real question is... by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    bigger problem - they still haven't solved the whole "SMEARING PET SHIT ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE" problem.

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  4. Re:the real question is... by infolation · · Score: 5, Funny

    why is this thing connected to the internet in the first place?

    Because that's how they hoover up your data!

  5. Sounds great! by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Do you have a large room that's practically empty? Targeted furniture ads might be quite effective."

    Yeah, those will be super-effective, because all those people with giant, empty rooms probably aren't aware that a thing called "furniture" exists.

    Fuckheads.

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  6. Re:Mapping Out Home Invasions by darkpixel2k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tinfoil hat time, but the same data could provide the means of a well-crafted home invasion. In the event of a full breach home invasion, one of the advantages that the home owner has is knowing the layout of their home. If those that mean to do harm, have the home layout they can pre-plan out everything in advance.

    That's why I rearrange all my rooms daily. Imagine their surprise when they burst into the master bedroom only to find it full of dishes from earlier in the day.

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