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One Man's Two-Year Quest Not to Finish Final Fantasy VII (newyorker.com)
Simon Parkin, writing for The New Yorker: In 2012, David Curry, a thirty-four-year-old cashier from Southern California, came across a post on an online forum by someone who went by the handle Dick Tree. It contained a herculean proposal: Tree planned to play the 1997 video game Final Fantasy VII for as many hours as it took to raise the characters to their maximum potential, without ever leaving the opening scene, which unfolds in a nuclear reactor. Final Fantasy VII is a role-playing game, a form popularized in the nineteen-seventies by Dungeons & Dragons, in which players' feats -- beasts felled, maidens wooed -- are quantified with "experience points." Accrue enough of these points, and your character ascends a level, at which point it confronts stronger opponents worth more points. Curry estimated that, even playing for a few hours every day, Tree's attempt to raise a character to Level 99 by fighting only the game's weakest enemies would take more than a year to complete. Nevertheless, Tree attracted a following of forum users, including Curry, who cheered the project on and watched it unfold in sporadic posts. Over time, Curry told me recently, Tree's updates became more infrequent. After two years, Tree stopped altogether. "I got fed up with Dick Tree," he said. "So I declared that I would do it myself." Curry had first played Final Fantasy VII several years after its debut, but had set the game down after a few hours, underwhelmed. Although he had participated in a few Web endurance projects -- he once provided commentary on twenty-three seasons' worth of "The Simpsons" -- he had never undertaken a video-game marathon before. "I don't consider myself anything more than a casual gamer," Curry said. But then, on January 18, 2015, he switched on his PlayStation and loaded the game disk. "After that first session, I felt confident that I could complete the challenge," he told me. "I was also confident that I would teach Dick Tree a lesson about finishing what you start."
Soooo did he manage to do what Dick Tree could not? It would be nice if the summary told me instead of making me RTFA.
That will be a few years on doing nothing particularly productive. :P
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
"They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnâ(TM)t stop to think if they should."
I just really don't get why grinding away pointlessly at a low level of an RPG and getting level 99 is some kind of worthwhile. Even in the "playing Desert Bus" kind of way. I guess it's a generation gap: I didn't get why lying down and having people take photos of you "planking" was such a big deal, either. It makes sense to someone, for some reason.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
Dude, that's nothing. I didn't finish it twice, and I'm considering not finishing it again later this year.
In 2012, David Curry, a thirty-four-year-old cashier from Southern California, came across a post on an online forum by someone who went by the handle Dick Tree. It contained a herculean proposal: Tree planned to play the 1997 video game Final Fantasy VII for as many hours as it took to raise the characters to their maximum potential, without ever leaving the opening scene, which unfolds in a nuclear reactor. Final Fantasy VII is a role-playing game, a form popularized in the nineteen-seventies by Dungeons & Dragons, in which players’ feats—beasts felled, maidens wooed—are quantified with “experience points.” Accrue enough of these points, and your character ascends a level, at which point it confronts stronger opponents worth more points. Curry estimated that, even playing for a few hours every day, Tree’s attempt to raise a character to Level 99 by fighting only the game’s weakest enemies would take more than a year to complete.
Nevertheless, Tree attracted a following of forum users, including Curry, who cheered the project on and watched it unfold in sporadic posts. Over time, Curry told me recently, Tree’s updates became more infrequent. After two years, Tree stopped altogether. “I got fed up with Dick Tree,” he said. “So I declared that I would do it myself.”
Curry had first played Final Fantasy VII several years after its début, but had set the game down after a few hours, underwhelmed. Although he had participated in a few Web endurance projects—he once provided commentary on twenty-three seasons’ worth of “The Simpsons”—he had never undertaken a video-game marathon before. “I don’t consider myself anything more than a casual gamer,” Curry said. But then, on January 18, 2015, he switched on his PlayStation and loaded the game disk. “After that first session, I felt confident that I could complete the challenge,” he told me. “I was also confident that I would teach Dick Tree a lesson about finishing what you start.”
Sometimes Curry played every day, and sometimes he went weeks without picking up the controller. Sessions might last one hour or twenty-four. As time passed, the forum users rallied behind him. At one point, Tree reappeared, claiming to have, in fact, completed the challenge already, without telling the group. “He couldn’t back up his claim with any sort of evidence, so we went on in spite of him,” Curry said.
A few months into his endeavor, Curry bought some hardware that allowed him to record his activity. He started uploading the footage to YouTube, then broadcasting it live on the streaming service Twitch. In April, a full two years after he had embarked on the project, his characters reached Level 98. “When the final session first started, mostly what I felt was pain,” Curry recalled. He had recently undergone surgery on his arm, which was still heavily bandaged and resting in a sling. Using his free hand, Curry began the fifty-six-minute session that would take him past the finish line. “It didn’t take very long for the Twitch chat to fill up with far more people than usual,” he said. “Before the finale, I would struggle to keep five viewers, but that day I had around fifty. Just keeping up with reading and responding to comments took most of my attention.” When the moment came, Curry met it with an appropriate sense of ceremony. “I’m going to hit the button and we’re going to get that glorious half a second where it says ‘Level up,’ ” he says in the video, his voice quivering. “I want us to savor that level-up, because it is the last one . . . Brace yourselves.”
The human predilection for combining tenacity and tedium goes back a long way; in the early twentieth century, for instance, there was a fad for pole-sitting, in which practitioners would sit atop flagpoles, often for days at a
Seems as those "not finishing" might be right in this dude's wheel house.
Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Don't post shit from The New Yorker for god's sake. What an inane article about such a pointless endeavour. Reminds me of one sibling of mine who wasted hours levelling up in Zelda 2 by killing the blobs that gave you 2 XP or whatever. Excruciating.
The old Slashdot slogan used to be "News for nerds, stuff that matters." Most Slashdot articles fall into both categories. It is rare to see an article which more so unambiguously falls into one category and not the other. Still, a very impressive feat.
They will find stuff like this and wonder how humans survived for so long, being so ignorant. Living lives with no merit. No point. No True Accomplishment.
Dick Tree can eat a bag of ... oh, wait.
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning.
Did he manage to free Jessie on the stairs?
I salute his effort to accomplish the impossible. I myself have been playing a game of Space Invaders for the past 12 years, washing my hands 27 times a day, spending 30 minutes pumping my gas so I can achieve maximum compression in the gas tank and engine, carefully examining my tuna sandwiches with a magnifying glass for any sign of lettuce, pickle, or tomato (which I hate), and cleaning my teeth with a special dental instrument I stole from the dentist office.
It's been a while, but wasn't the master plan to stay in the forest killing boar's until the reached the maximum level?
"Don't teach a man to fish, feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard." - Ron Swanson
The entire game is basically the same thing as what he did.
Soooo did he manage to do what Dick Tree could not? It would be nice if the summary told me instead of making me RTFA.
He did it, just to be contra Dick Tree.
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
Abe Lincoln once said "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need".
Abe Lincoln also said, "You can't believe everything you read on the internet"
You have a strange way of spelling Karl Marx by the way.
I just really want to know where people get all this damn time. I'd be willing to buy a lot of it if the price is right.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
So they are in the process or remaking FF VII and that is still a few years away. That was the last line of the article; hey newspaper important things first.
Karl Marx also said: "Where is my Cowboy Neal option on the poll!?"
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Are you sure? I thought Karl Marx was the "Cows say moo" guy, or was he the "Only appity apps can app apps" one?
shame modern games stop giving you xp after like a 4 level difference.
I spent the last two years not even making the attempt.
They do? Only if they have means to either rent or buy property. There used to be an alternative - work on farm of other people but that seems to be less and less needed thanx to automation (or whatever that is called in farming). There used to be other jobs but if one is believe this than there is much less summer jobs now than in the past.
Although I haven't heard of this particular challenge before, many games/communities have specific, alternate ways of playing (usually to increase the difficulty). This one doesn't sound particularly fun to me, but it takes all kinds. It's another way of extending the life of a game and improving enjoyment, so I approve :-)
CDs are compact discs.
Not to be confused with 8" and 5.25" floppy disks, 3.5" floppy diskettes, or hard disks.
Seriously, it's hard to me to grind my character in some games.
...but as a cashier, you can have a till all year round!
It's tedious enough just grinding at the endgame. The last time I played it, I got all the Master Materia; my takeaway from the experience was that it was a gigantic waste of time and I will never do it again. (Maybe just Yellow. That one wasn't so bad.)
What we're talking about here is way, way more tedious.
Not all have ability, will and chance to do any of these things. I recall office space ending was exactly about this - why bother ? You can get philosophical on this too. The point in life, reason we exist. All this BS that we are forced to do directly or by indirect pushing over by parents or powers that be. The guy did not get in situation where he had to run the rats mill yet or maybe he is stuck in cashier job and cannot get out for his mill. I play reversi before and directly after sleep because my daily job is debilitating (I do QA and troubleshooting in some industrial settings). I do not play reversi because it is so challenging (I reached max level long time ago) but because it gives peace of mind. I could have used the nursery rhyme instead. Maybe the cashier had similar problem and just played the game instead. Or maybe this was just a way to kill time we have here. Cheaper than drugs and women in any case. Who are we to judge. Much better than blowing people up because the sun in the desert was so hot.
I don't play games so I didn't know it. Certainly not going to click on TFA, either. So it helped me although in a pointless way.
Take off every 'sig' !!
You're here bitching about it, which means you've not exactly living a monk-like life devoted to self improvement.
Actually, I have. I've worked bloody hard to make the world a better place in my professional life, and have achieved a modicum of success while doing it. And in my personal life, rather than spending two years playing a video game in a hobbled way, in my spare time I've taught my children to speak and read a foreign language, I've raised tomatoes so they know what real tomatoes taste like, I've taken them on trips to three different countries, and I've taught myself how to cook almost as well as my mother did, so my kids can know what our ethnic food tastes like.
But your point is well taken: reading slashdot is a waste of time. It's no longer worth my while.
Put my fist through my alarm clock with its ding-dong death inside my ear. - The Blackjacks.
To say that our lives are pointless and our achievements meaningless is to state the obvious
Tell that to people dedicated enough to spend two years of their life advancing some field of human knowledge to benefit all people.
“It taught me perseverance, of course,” he said. “But more important than the ability to finish what you start is what I now see as the moral goodness of finishing what you start.” Curry has already moved on to another endurance challenge, set in the preceding game in the series, Final Fantasy VI
So instead of using the lesson he learned from wasting his time on a pointless endeavour, he is going to waste more time on it.
My ism, it's full of beliefs.
fuck dick tree