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Behind the Hype of 'Lab-Grown' Meat (gizmodo.com)

In an exclusive report via Gizmodo, Ryan F. Mandelbaum discusses the hype surrounding "lab-grown" meat: Some folks have big plans for your future. They want you -- a burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American -- to buy their burgers and nuggets grown from stem cells. One day, meat eaters and vegans might even share their hypothetical burger. That burger will be delicious, environmentally friendly, and be indistinguishable from a regular burger. And they assure you the meat will be real meat, just not ground from slaughtered animals. That future is on the minds of a cadre of Silicon Valley startup founders and at least one nonprofit in the world of cultured meat. Some are sure it will heal the environmental woes caused by American agriculture while protecting the welfare of farm animals. But these future foods' promises are hypothetical, with many claims based on a futurist optimism in line with Silicon Valley's startup culture. Cultured meat is still in its research and development phase and must overcome massive hurdles before hitting market. A consumer-ready product does not yet exist and its progress is heavily shrouded by intellectual property claims and sensationalist press. Today, cultured meat is a lot of hype and no consumer product.

"Much of what happens in the world of cultured meat is done for the sake of PR," Ben Wurgaft, an MIT-based post-doctoral researcher writing a book on cultured meat, told Gizmodo. Wurgaft finds it hard to believe many predictions about cultured meat's future, including the promise of an FDA-approved consumer product within a year. The truth is that only a few successful prototypes have yet been shown to the public, including a NASA-funded goldfish-based protein in the early 2000s, and a steak grown from frog cells in 2003 for an art exhibit. More have come recently: Mark Post unveiled a $330,000 cultured burger in 2013, startup Memphis Meats has produced cultured meatballs and poultry last and this year, and Hampton Creek plans to have a product reveal dinner by the end of the year.

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  1. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Funny

    A dog only shits on my rug, not my entire life.

  2. Re:We need to get with the times. by Z80a · · Score: 1, Funny

    The planet is a lot more resistant than you think.
    It needs something like freeza to actually kill it, and he will take several hours to do so, despise the 5 minute claim.

  3. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Hilarious. You are scared of changing your diet, that's understandable. But meat is definitely NOT natural, and certainly isn't "good", care to show us some slaughterhouse footage that looks "good" to you? And meat isn't "necessary" for a "well-balanced diet" (whatever that means), because humans didn't evolve to eat meat!

    http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/natural.html

    Please rebut that if you can. Will you change your diet if you can't?

  4. Re: As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's because vegans don't get enough protein for their brains to work properly, innit.

  5. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like meat *and* veg, and enjoy both.

    Apparently, this is not permitted. In the current dietary climate, your choices are to be vegan or to be a 120% pure carnivore who washes down raw steak (torn by hand, no utensils allowed) with a warm glass of fresh blood.

  6. Jonathan Swift had a modest proposal... by Subm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jonathan Swift had a modest proposal that could solve environmental problems, animal cruelty, and overpopulation... and provide tasty burgers, or other most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

  7. Re:We need to get with the times. by hord · · Score: 1, Funny

    As long as I am alive, the slaughter of animals will be performed.

  8. Time for an "Open Meat" initiative! by jenningsthecat · · Score: 5, Funny

    A consumer-ready product does not yet exist and its progress is heavily shrouded by intellectual property claims...

    I'm sure RMS disapproves of proprietary wetware as much as he disapproves of proprietary software. Let's start an Open Meat movement. LibreChicken, anyone? How about Moo-nix? OpenBSE?

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