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The Verge's Essential Phone Review: An Arcane Artifact From an Unrealized Future (theverge.com)

An anonymous reader shares Dieter Bohn's review of the Essential Phone: Even though it was announced less than three months ago at the Code Conference, there's already enough mythology surrounding the Essential Phone to fill a book. It comes from a brand-new billion-dollar startup led by the person who helped create Android itself, Andy Rubin. That origin binds it up with the history of all smartphones in a way that doesn't usually apply to your run-of-the-mill device. The phone was also delayed a bit, a sign that this tiny company hasn't yet quite figured out how to punch above its weight class -- which it's certainly trying to do. Although it runs standard Android, it's meant to act as a vanguard for Essential's new ecosystem of smart home devices and services connected by the mysterious Ambient OS. Even if we trust that Rubin's futuristic vision for a connected home will come to pass, it's not going to happen overnight. Instead, all we really have right now is that future's harbinger, a well-designed Android phone that I've been testing for the past week. Available unlocked or at Sprint, the $699 Essential Phone is an ambitious device. It has a unique way to connect modular accessories, starting with a 360-degree camera. It has a bold take on how to make a big, edge-to-edge screen paired with top-flight materials such as ceramic and titanium. And it has a dual camera system that is meant to compete with other flagship devices without adding any thickness to the phone. That would be a lot for even a massive company like Samsung or Apple to try to do with a single phone. For a tiny company like Essential, the question is simply this: is it trying to do too much? In conclusion, Bohn writes: "The Essential Phone is doing so much right: elegant design, big screen, long battery life, and clean software. And on top of all that, it has ambitions to do even more with those modules. If you asked Android users what they wanted in the abstract, I suspect a great many of them would describe this exact device. But while the camera is pretty good, it doesn't live up to the high bar the rest of the phone market has set. Sometimes artifacts are better to behold than they are to use."

55 comments

  1. Oblig by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.

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    1. Re:Oblig by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 1, Informative

      No wireless? What exactly is that supposed to mean?

      For wifi: 802.11ac Wi-Fi with MIMO
      For bluetooth: Bluetooth 5.0 LE
      For wireless bands: LTE Bands 1/2/3/4/5/7/8/11/12/13/17/20/21/25/26/28/29/30/66 and TDD-LTE Bands 38/39/40/41/42/43

      And for the folks complaining about lack of headphone jack, it comes with a little usb-C to 3.5mm headhpone jack adapter. That's fine for me. I almost never use the actual headphone jack anyway. My phones are usually connected to whatever audio system I'm consuming via bluetooth.

      I'm over the lack of replaceable battery. I'd rather have an SD slot, but I can live without if it's got 128GB of memory. That's enough for my apps, my entire mp3 collection, and plenty to spare.

      Not sure what all the bitching is about.

    2. Re:Oblig by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      No wireless? What exactly is that supposed to mean?

      For wifi: 802.11ac Wi-Fi with MIMO
      For bluetooth: Bluetooth 5.0 LE
      For wireless bands: LTE Bands 1/2/3/4/5/7/8/11/12/13/17/20/21/25/26/28/29/30/66 and TDD-LTE Bands 38/39/40/41/42/43

      Oh you sweet summer child.

      But anyways, the main thing from all this is smartphones are soon (there already?) to be commodity hardware -unless made by Apple. Valuing $yet_another_phone_maker that high is just silly, regardless of the founder's pedigree.

    3. Re: Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. $1billion is nuts. I'm sure the founders will milk it for all it's worth before the company declares bankruptcy.

    4. Re:Oblig by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      No wireless charging. My Nexus 4 had it way back in 2012, Nexus 5 had it too. If you've used it, you know it's the greatest thing ever.

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    5. Re:Oblig by jon3k · · Score: 2

      Can you explain this because I've never understood the excitement some people have over wireless charging. You have to put it on a pad, right? Every night, I take my phone and I place it on the dock next to my bed (at 50-60% battery remaining), because it's also my alarm clock. I wake up and it's at 100%, obviously, and I lift it off of the dock.

      In your use case, how does wireless charging help? I'm especially interested because you describe it as "the greatest thing ever" so I feel like I must be missing something.

    6. Re:Oblig by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Not sure what all the bitching is about.

      I think the mistake you may be making is thinking that your needs are the same as other people's needs. They're not.

      I'm happy that phones like that meet your needs, I really am. But for some people, like myself, they don't. With headphone jacks, for example -- yes, I could get by without one by using an adapter or Bluetooth, but it would be a constant irritation. I use mine several hours per day. I could get by with 128G, but it would be tight and a constant irritation. I could get by without a replaceable battery, but carrying a power bank around would be a constant irritation.

      For less than $600, I can have a phone that otherwise meets my needs just as well as the Essential but doesn't have any of those irritations.

      Thus, the phone isn't for me. That doesn't mean that it isn't for anybody.

      nd for the folks complaining about lack of headphone jack, it comes with a little usb-C to 3.5mm headhpone jack adapter. That's fine for me.

      I'm glad that's fine for you, honestly. For me, adapters like that are workarounds and are a pain in the butt. If the phone is otherwise exceptional, I could see myself putting up with something like that, but it would still be a constant, albeit minor, irritation.

      But we have different needs. I use the headphone jack on my phone several hours a day.

    7. Re:Oblig by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Man, I sure messed up the editing there. Sorry!

    8. Re:Oblig by JohnFen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the appeal is that it's kinda sci-fi.

      It's also enormously wasteful of power.

    9. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps I'm just a newb, but why did someone rate that a troll?

    10. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have to keep track of my cable. Plus, many coffee and tea shops have charging pads built into counters and tables.

    11. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a Nokia 3200 somewhere, if i need a dumbphone...

      Why the f*** does it take a billion dollars to basically reinvent what Nokia used to do very well?

    12. Re: Oblig by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does a dumb Nokia do that a modern phone does? Make phone calls, type really slow and shitty texts? What 5.5" HD screen on what Nokia? 11ac with multiple antennas? NFC? Single chipset that covers the world band? You're basically wondering why it costs more to run a motorcycle than a bicycle.

    13. Re:Oblig by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Wireless charging is "the greatest thing ever".
      I've had it on my Nexus phones for the past 5 years.
      Never fiddle with a plug to start or stop charging. Just set the phone down on a pad to charge. Just grab the phone and go (especially useful for the car).
      I have pads all over the house and in my cars.
      Try it, you'll like it.

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    14. Re:Oblig by dromgodis · · Score: 1

      If you have a matching dock, it is about the same experience as wireless chaging. However, I believe that the majority of shells, covers and whatnot are incompatible with a dock. Wireless charging is the docking experience but working with all kinds of covers.

      Imagine if you, instead of just putting the phone in the dock every night, had to plug in a charging wire. You wouldn't want to go back to that, would you?

    15. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wireless? What exactly is that supposed to mean?

      Ah, the Eternel September. Is it that time already?

    16. Re:Oblig by jon3k · · Score: 2

      But I have a dock, I just sit my phone on it. I don't even really look, you just get close and slide it in (giggity). Takes a fraction of a second and I only do it once a day. What's the difference?

    17. Re:Oblig by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Gotcha, so it's just basically a dock for any phone. That makes sense, I can appreciate that. Not that plugging in a cable was really that awful, but it's definitely easier to just drop the phone on a dock and not fiddle with the cable.

      I guess I just imagined something more dramatic from hearing people talk about it. But I guess if you've not used a dock it really would get rid of the hassle of cables.

    18. Re: Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need all that all the time, old nokias could standby forever, my android only lasts about a week if I don't use it at all. (Stock android, no background apps)

    19. Re:Oblig by n329619 · · Score: 1

      No jack, No SD card, No love.

    20. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good grief. Just imagine if the phone needed a cord to make a call!

      Now get off my lawn you whippersnappers.

    21. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Figure that port is the most used port, considering you never want to be below 8% battery life now a days. Plugging it in in your car, your desk, your mobile charger. Or even for data transfers to and from the device that port gets all types of abused. I had an issue with the port considering how over used it is and while they were talking to me about the refurbished one they would provide after turning it in I found that the wireless charging pad still charged my device even though that port was trashed. I took some time to consider... Well damn if I only used that port for data transfer and the occasional plug in in the car. That would keep it charged easily and trouble free for most of the time and when I need to transfer back and for from my device I wont be dead in the water. I purchased a wireless charging pad that day and never looked back...

  2. Cost by amiga3D · · Score: 2

    The imperative is to justify an exorbitant cost. There are too many Android phones that are excellent for a reasonable price. To charge ridiculous money you need to be better in every way, not a few.

    1. Re:Cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If (and I don't know...) it can avoid Google's data gathering shit, that'll be enough by itself.

      Otherwise, no thank you.

    2. Re:Cost by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      The real justification for cost is : how much time will phones be updated ?

      All the cheap android phones are excellent today, but in two years (at best) you will no longer receive updates, which means basically that you have to buy a new phone if you want to stay secure.

      That's the only justification to buy a high-end Galaxy, a Pixel, or even better in this repspect, an iPhone.

      The day manufacturers manage to ship stock Android that can get security updates directly from Google, then things will change and I would consider buying a cheap phone, just like I do with cheap laptops running Linux.

    3. Re:Cost by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 1

      It's $699. When was the last time you shopped for a high end mobile phone? That's a bit over what you'd pay for a phone that came out 6 months to a year ago or one of the non-flagship devices, but on par with the latest flagship phones being released.

    4. Re:Cost by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you are only shopping top tier phones. I think the poster is referring to the fact that there are a ton of phones out there for very reasonable prices that do everything the average consumer would want reasonably well and for far less.

      Personally, as a long time Samsung loyalist, I'm done with Samsung unless they come out with something really different from their competitors. As it stands now, I look at their new phones and see minor feature advantages, system speed upgrades I don't need, features I'll never use, and a price tag twice as much as a non name brand phone that would fit my needs just fine. I really think that most people buying the last couple of Samsung's have been dropping a couple extra hundred for a brand name.

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  3. I suspect this camera performance can be improved by linuxguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the underlying sensor, optics and image processor hardware is good, then the camera quality can be improved from where it is at today with future software updates. I don't see them having cut corners elsewhere and I doubt that they did with camera hardware. They were probably in a rush to ship the device and camera software was shipped when it got to the good enough point.

    I did work as a camera software engineer in a previous life. So I have a rough idea of how these things go.

  4. god the mother still missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    religion is so quirky we need magical thinking to even guess.. a milestone of success is being fed to wild animals? cease fire stand down.. in the moms we trust...

    1. Re: god the mother still missing... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Found the bot. Does /. do anything about bots?

    2. Re: god the mother still missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They get work as Editors.

  5. Andy Rubin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the genius who decided that running Java on a mobile device was a good idea.
    Oh, but at least this thing runs stock lagdroid so it'll be totally cool, right?

  6. The Fire Phone failed for a reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The high-end is dominated by known brands. A cheaper phone with decent parts and software could make a big splash. Maybe include one gimmick (a 360 camera) to attract customers.

    With a name like "Essential", I'd assume it'd be barebones and inexpensive, but, nope, it's another phone aiming for that coveted iPhone status.

    1. Re: The Fire Phone failed for a reason. by oic0 · · Score: 1

      LeEco tried to hit the market with high end stuff for cheap. Didn't work. I have one of their phones and its great hardware. A shame :(

    2. Re: The Fire Phone failed for a reason. by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      You've just described OnePlus's business model.

  7. They're all made in the same Chinese factories by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    With the same chips. There's not going to be anything too amazing on the hardware front. I'm less interested in what a $700 phone can do and more interested in how much performance they can squeeze one the sub $200 range. Now if 5g ever gets here I'll be interested in the high end again, especially if that's paired with better radios and new bandwidth so I don't keep going in and out of service

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    1. Re: They're all made in the same Chinese factories by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      We're years away from that being decent and worthwhile. I have 150Mbps download and rarely max it out. I usually only see better than 30Mbps streams from very large players to download very large files, not typically for mobile needs. Also, the mobile providers need better back hauls.

  8. I will not touch this phone even with a 10ft pole by bogaboga · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But while the camera is pretty good, it doesn't live up to the high bar the rest of the phone market has set.

    Absence of a 3.5 mm headphone jack is a non-starter for me.

  9. Re:I will not touch this phone even with a 10ft po by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

    I think I could get by with that these days, though I'd prefer to have one. The deal killer for me is the use of a screen that is not OLED.

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  10. Seems decent by JohnFen · · Score: 2

    But not for me. I don't care one bit about the camera, but the lack of a headphone jack is a fairly major problem. I don't think the battery is changeable, and that's a point in the minus column.

    The real problem for me, though, is the memory. 128Gb is unacceptably small for a device that you can't slip an SD card into. That's a showstopper right there.

    1. Re:Seems decent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? No SD slot?

      My $200 cheapo Chinese phone has an SD slot. And a swappable battery. And a headphone jack.

      If they want to charge high end prices, they have to at least provide the bare minimum hardware features, or it's a non-starter.

    2. Re:Seems decent by guacamole · · Score: 1

      128Gb is unacceptably small for a device

      Thanks for providing some good laughs. Some people who post on the smartphone topics do indeed live in an ivory tower.

      I don't think the battery is changeable

      Most people don't care about this any more, and most phones don't have this feature.

    3. Re:Seems decent by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Some people who post on the smartphone topics do indeed live in an ivory tower.

      *shrug*

      This is a $700 device. For that price, it shouldn't be more limiting than the $600 one I'm using right now.

      Most people don't care about this any more

      Maybe not, but that's why I said it's not for me, and I didn't say it's not for anyone.

    4. Re:Seems decent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why should I buy their device, if it does not have those abilities, and the device I already own does?

      I'd be paying more and getting less.

    5. Re:Seems decent by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      The real problem for me, though, is the memory. 128Gb is unacceptably small for a device that you can't slip an SD card into.

      Yeah, 16 GB is awfully low for a high-end phone.

    6. Re:Seems decent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the iPhone 8 coming with 128 gigs as the main device cheaper than this, in fact have any of the iPhones SD expansion capabilities ?

  11. Re: I suspect this camera performance can be impro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cameras are typically improved in software by either having a 500 strong team work on it for a while (Apple, Google, Qualcomm, Sony), or buy buying software from someone whose already done it.

  12. Re:I will not touch this phone even with a 10ft po by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Missing a headphone jack is a pretty huge problem. However, I would be willing to engage in the required shenanigans to work around it if the rest of the phone were somehow exceptional. This one isn't. It looks OK, but nowhere near exceptional.

  13. Trade off std head phone jack by spinitch · · Score: 1

    Apple eliminated std head phone jack but offered water proof. So a give get. As for wireless charging. I sometimes need to use my phone while charging. Video calls zap battery. The Essential seems decent on specs/price, regular Android and potentially a more trustworthy Co.(hopefully no spyware) but if camera a little below par then will hurt especially if affects the neat attachments-which are pluses for the device.

    1. Re:Trade off std head phone jack by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

      Samsung models have better water proof ratings then Apple and still has the 3.5mm jack. Just because marketing says something fancy (water proofing, 'courage' etc), doesn't mean it is true or have any technical merit.

  14. Nice phone, but won't buy it by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    I think there's been too much hype on this phone and based on the share price, that's quite clear.

    There will likely be supply chain problems which are common among companies who hope to scale but are too small to demand devote resources to them.
    The company will probably play Elon Musk's game of trying to get more money to manufacture while spending it all faster than he can get it. The difference is, Elon had a big fat bank account to begin with from prior victories. He was selling visions... not phones. And frankly, every feature on this phone will be less than novelty in a month.
    Or there will be manufacturing problems because this is a lot of custom parts which almost certainly will have minor glitches. This will certainly cause a very expensive recall, and without a proper distributed service chain to manage that, this can be a disaster.
    Or there will be problems with the battery because, as we've seen, packing the biggest battery you can find into the tightest air-tight spaces possible has become quite an issue.
    Or there will be thermal issues which will become obvious from the choice of using titanium which while SUPER AWESOME sounds like a really bad idea. It's extremely similar to aluminum, but if I recall correctly, titanium is not an optimal sink as it stores too much heat. (don't shoot me if I'm wrong here)
    There will be support issues because even with a billion dollar market cap, a mass marketed device to be successful needs users. Users have problems. End of story.
    After market parts will be an issue. Without a clear supply of aftermarket screens that can be replaced for $100 at a mall on short notice, these phones will break and be replaced with something else in short order.

    I love the phone. I think the advertisement for it was exciting enough that I was like "I might want to try that" and I've never once said that about a telephone from an advertisement. The power of suggestion in the advertisement effected me and I intentionally refuse to buy anything that tries to pick those nerves on me. So... these guys are absolutely spectacular... until you realize that this is likely the only phone they'll ever make and it will never be able to be repaired when it breaks.

    I congratulate them on a fabulous job. It was amazing. But other than making the stock market boys have another high volume share with lots of buzz surrounding it, it was a dead project before it started. To make a successful phone today requires a company with a billion dollars in the bank and a clear international support infrastructure and parts distribution channel to succeed. It also requires a crazy insurance company/creditor willing to take the risk on a large scale recall from a somewhat unknown entity. Otherwise it's just a waste time and money.

  15. tiny billion dollar startup? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Get a grip on your English, Dieter.

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    1. Re:tiny billion dollar startup? by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      Given that Essential has only about 100 employees, I don't see anything wrong with describing it as tiny. How much it's valued at is orthogonal.

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  16. top-flight materials such as ceramic by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Top-flight. RIght. Not when it comes to actual flight from the height of 4 feet to a pavement.

    I am done with this thread. Bye-bye

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  17. The only drop test you will find is... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    ... provided by the maker.

    Nuff said.

    #$%^ this advertisement piece and #$% you, Slashdot.

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