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FDA Issues Recall of 465,000 St. Jude Pacemakers To Patch Security Holes (zdnet.com)
In what may be a first, patients with heart conditions that are using particular pacemaker brands will have to visit their doctors for firmware updates to keep their embedded devices safe from tampering. From a report: It seems such an odd concept at first, but with many kinds of pacemakers now "smarter," with connections to mobile devices and diagnostic systems, the avenue has been carved for these medical devices to potentially be tampered with, should a threat actor choose. In particular, Abbott's pacemakers, formerly of St. Jude Medical, have been "recalled" by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) on a voluntary basis. The devices must be given a firmware update to protect them against a set of critical vulnerabilities, first reported by MedSec, which could drain pacemaker battery life, allow attackers to change programmed settings, or even change the beats and rhythm of the device. On Tuesday, the FDA issued a security advisory, warning that the pacemakers must be recalled -- and as they are embedded within the chests of their users, this requires a home visit or trip to the hospital to have the software patch applied.
while their device is rebooting?
Hope the firmware update doesn't leave the pacemakers and consequently their users bricked.
They just cannot be so sick as to not have an insanely secured and ultra-simple system for a life-supporting device... That is simply too evil even for humans...
Is that like Method Acting?
Or is it an actor who specializes in guesting on those cop porn shows as the "bad guy"?
"I'm gonna KILL you sucka!!!"
Threat acting.
For the last five years!
Of course, this could be circumvented by the (surgical) removal of such a device, which could itself have been the plot point of a different kind of story.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
This is like something from the original Robocop movie.
A similar kind of messed-up.
"and remember... we care!"
"I bless every day that I continue to live, for every day is pure profit."
If you have a weak, defective heart that cannot maintain its own rhythm and subsequently allow a doctor to implant a hackable pacemaker into your chest, and then allow someone to get near enough to hack it, well my friend, it's time for you to go. Good day, sir.
With all the shitty remakes of films recently, I can't believe they haven't done one for Logans Run.
With todays CGI, and the story of people only being able to live to 30, you would think a studio would be frothing at the mouth to remake it.
I made the mistake of giving them $20 one time. Since then, I estimate they have spent almost $200 trying to get me to give more, between the constant telemarketer calls and postage spent on weekly solicitations in the mail.
Red Cross is the same deal. I gave some money one time ten years ago and I have been constantly harassed since then.
I'd seriously doubt it were more complex than a PIC microcontroller.
With all the shitty remakes of films recently, I can't believe they haven't done one for Logans Run.
Having seen how studios treat awesome classics of late when they try to crucif^M remake them?
You can shut your damn mouth now and not give the studios any more ideas. :/
Regards,
Someone who has also had more than quite enough of the whole "gritty reboot" treatment.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
I think mine runs on ARGGGHHHHH....... ARGHHHHHH....... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Come on. Post this Circus with no photo?!
When software runs a device that you literally depend on to live you have a right to it's source code.
What's not to believe?
Breakfast served all day!
Coroner's Note: He appears to have had his pacemaker beat changed and his heart wasn't funky enough to take it.
Is this the new buzzword term of the week? What the hell is a Threat Actor? Tom Cruise on a bad hair day?
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You know, if you'd even think about launching a denial-of-service attack on a pacemaker, you're kind of an asshole, as well as a homicidal maniac!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Because...you know...patching never creates different issues. This could be the first time it actually causes widespread death, though. Sorry for those people who Accepted the EULA.
This is what happens when you try to save a few cents on the bill of materials and don't include a 3g radio for remote administration. That way you can just push out updates when security defects are found. Plus you could collect experience data in order to improve future products. (Apologies to the humor impaired)
Yea, I guess it is defined by what you would consider an "awesome classic".
I know several people who are film buffs who think Logans Run stunk it up...
Personally I like it, and thought it wasn't bad for the time it came out.
I think with the right director and screenwriter it could be done well.
I never placed Logans Run in the same category I would sci-fi films like Alien, Star Wars or 2001 a space odyssey...
So, I posted the snide remark Where's the photo, but the more I think about it, it's an opportunity to save a couple of you nerd's lives. You see I was like you, up for days, smoking, drinking, coding, hacking, gettin er done. But it comes at a cost you see, I had a heart attack. BAMN plucked.
So WHY did I have a heart attack?
Because I listened to the FOOD PYRAMID I got FAT. You want a HFLC diet. Get the wheat out.
Because my Dad smoked, I smoked from 11 to 50, and drank from 18-50.
I worked in Cement and was pretty buff. Buff don't matter when it comes to inflammation. You put that SUGAR and IODIZED SALT in your mouth, it's as bad as drinking and smoking, it's worse!
So I got a Stent. Think about that, a CHUNK of metal in your body.
But I did something most people don't do, I quit smoking, drinking and worked at my diet until I am like way Crazy now, Stronger than before.
So somewhere along the way, I was told if I wanted to reduce my chance of a heart attack 90%, all I had to do was eat an apple, carrot and beet every day.
Guess what. I'm still here, and mean as snot. Check it out no DAPT drugs either. No statins (good god that crap almost had me bed-ridden forever)
So ... Now YOU the reader... if you look down, can you see your stuff down there? Or you got to suck your stomach in like I did? (but don't now) Cause if you got to suck your stomach in, I got news for you. There's no authority figure, no doctor, nobody out there that cares, until after your dead. If your getting pills the doctors are MILKING YOUR SYMPTOMS not providing health care and restoring your body thru nutrition and work out therapy.
You got headaches? Double vision? Confusion? Feel like crap all the time. I am telling you this is what's wrong. Put down that fucking COKE. quit sucking down the beers. Put that cigarette out it's your last one forever.
Now I know what your saying, that's giving up too much. Okay here's what you can keep.
VAPE as long as you don't combust the smoke
72% Dark Chocolate A bar every couple days or so.
sea salt
Breathing. You get to keep BREATHING.
Strength comes back.
WOOD down there comes back.
Vision - takes time, but does improve
Pain and inflammation should be reduced to the point where you can sleep again
if after your glycemic index can be better controlled through your vigilance action and willpower, THEN you may seek recipes for muffins- I suggest them in moderation, if you miss the BREAD. like I did. Fact is I am now going through family recipes to see if anything Grandma made can be actually eaten on my new nutritional path. Most of it is never going to touch my mouth ever again sadly. Makes me real sad knowing this. SO anything with flour has to be converted to some kind of nut flour equivalent. Same for Sugar etc. Anyway, it's not ever a priority but I am ticking away at it, thankful I am still sucking air and kicking butt.
Note this: how many heart patients do you know can work in 108 degrees shoveling and picking all day in the sun?
To be honest, I wonder how many of you really know the difference between HEARTBURN and HEART ATTACK. Don't let "OH shit" be your last fucking words on this beautiful earth.
You can mark this post down, but you really are scum of the earth if you do.
I am trying to save your life. I used to be so drunk I would skip a post like this.
Wife has difibulator/ pacemaker. To do any programming you have a antenna placed over device to interrogate it. Any further then a few inches and you loose signal. Yes, anything is possible but clearly unless someone jumps you and proceeds to hack your device. I think most people are pretty safe. Also the Saint Jude devices like my wife’s cannot be reprogrammed over remote connection. Only recover events and errors.
Not only that, you can also make sure your customers pay their bills!
The internet of dead things.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
But if you do brick it, for the RMA, do you send the whole human back with the pacemaker, or do you extract the pacemaker so you can save on shipping?
This is what happens when you try to save a few cents on the bill of materials and don't include a 3g radio for remote administration.
I hope you are joking.
A) A 3g radio would take a LOT of power compared to the rest of the unit.
B) That would be one hell of a security hole! Cell networks are NOT secure. Baseband modems are NOT secure. A DoS attack alone could drain the battery in minutes!
This is on par with tying a rope around your neck and attaching the other side to your car seat so that you don't get whiplash. It does solve the whiplash problem but you're still retarded for doing it.
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You know, it occurs to me that the entire plot of Logan's Run (caution.... spoilers follow)....
Really?! Spoilers on the internet already?! It was just release to theaters two score and one year ago!
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when re-flashing a pacemaker, always be sure to mount a scratch monkey
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
It's definitely a joke. And even funnier, because of using cellular data operating in the microwave band - which people with pacemakers are already avoiding (at this close of a range, at least).
Protip: read right to the end before replying.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Hey, I've been chewed out before just for saying stuff online about Star Wars a New Hope. My point was to offer a disclaimer in the hopes of avoiding that.
I can't win.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
I can't win.
Welcome to the internet.
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Undoing moderation.
They're going to screw up the ending to Watchdogs.
which you had to apply a magnetic field to to make the pacemaker responsive to communication. I guess that kind of security is not needed in the modern times we live in. IOT all the way!
However, he was still able to get down. I'd dare say he couldn't help himself. HNNNGGGGG!!!
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. The device was found to have a vulnerability in the code and you want to increase the attack surface and range by including a 3G modem.
In Metal Gear Solid 2, a man named Ames wears a pacemaker, and the sound it makes is how Raiden finds him among a room full of hostages in an oil decontamination facility. To further replicate the Shadow Moses incident under the S3 plan, The Patriots shut down his pacemaker via nanomachines, causing him to suffer a fatal heart-attack.
Calling it, uppity individuals with these pacemakers will suffer fatal heart attacks, if it hasn't happened already.
"should a threat actor choose to do so"... is the correct way to phrase the sentence. And what is a "threat actor" when it's at home?