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Australia Finally Creates Its Own National Space Agency (yahoo.com)

50 years after Australia became the third country to launch a satellite into space, they had another big announcement. An anonymous reader quotes AFP: Australia on Monday committed to creating a national space agency as it looks to cash in on the lucrative and fast-evolving astronautical sector. The announcement came at a week-long Adelaide space conference attended by the world's top scientists and experts including SpaceX chief Elon Musk. It brings Canberra -- which already has significant involvement in national and international space activities -- into line with most other developed nations, which already have dedicated agencies to help coordinate the industry and shape development. "The global space industry is growing rapidly and it's crucial that Australia is part of this growth," acting science minister Michaelia Cash said in statement.
The Australian government estimates that the global space sector now drives $323 billion in revenue each year.

117 comments

  1. Great. Just great. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, in the future, anyone going to the moon will need to watch their step so they don't trip over all those oversized Fosters cans that'll be laying around everywhere.

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    1. Re:Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, in the future, anyone going to the moon will need to watch their step so they don't trip over all those oversized Fosters cans that'll be laying around everywhere.

      If there's any Fosters cans it won't be us, we don't drink that filth - we ship it overseas for all of you.

    2. Re:Great. Just great. by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Nah, you just know once the publicity is over they will shut it down to further fund the http://www.ausport.gov.au/ais for most other countries that S would stand for science but in Australia it stands for stupid and the I can't spell one hundred pounds but I can lift it crowd. Why, because of votes brought about by government subsidised sports advertising, so Australia main stream media ultimately makes the bulk of the money and in return they fund their favourite corrupt politicians, to further fund sports they can advertise with (keep in mind those jock strap douche bags would happily advertise tobacco and alchohol to minors as long as they are paid and they were only stopped by new regulations but those same arse holes still promote junk food they are unwilling to eat to minors, all over the place, all of the time). PS having an institute of sport where they are paid is cheating, they are no longer amateur athletes and should be collectively banned from amateur competitions, cheaters should never ever prosper.

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    3. Re:Great. Just great. by gravewax · · Score: 2

      Unlikely to find fosters can's in Aus, that shit is drunk by americans and other foreigners, we won't touch that stuff here.

    4. Re:Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foster's cans and boomerangs.

      And why the fuck are those Aussies always throwing another shrimp on the barbie?

    5. Re:Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's any Fosters cans it won't be us ...

      Do even they still brew that stuff? I thought it'd gone the way of Reschs Dinner Ale? ... It'll be those tiny bottles of the latest micro-brewed pale ale more likely.

    6. Re:Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why the fuck are those Aussies always throwing another shrimp on the barbie?

      Jeeze mate, what do you take us for? We don't burn other blokes alive just cause they're a bit short ... we get em to ride at Randwick or Flemington.

      [For those who you don't know 'shrimp' is American for what Australians call 'prawns,' and more likely to be heard on an advert aimed at the American market than anywhere near an Aussie barbie. Shrimps here are only the very tiny prawns you get in tins ... or people who are vertically challenged. It should be "chuck another prawn on the barbie"].

    7. Re:Great. Just great. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the AIS, it's that the funding model is wrong. State institutes and the AIS shouldn't compete for athletes, and athletes should pay back their scholarships (as with HECS/FEE-HELP/whatever it's called now) if they earn over some figure.

      In the absence of a space agency, the AIS produces most of Australia's non-defence technological spinoffs. I wrote firmware for a nanotech device developed in conjunction with the AIS. There are some really good scientists working there.

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    8. Re: Great. Just great. by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      They're designing new space suits but can't decide whether to put the corks on strings inside or outside the helmet.

    9. Re:Great. Just great. by gravewax · · Score: 2

      They still make it...barely. It has a tiny market, I suspect it is mostly bought by hotels etc to stock for tourists to buy that think that is what Australians drink.

    10. Re:Great. Just great. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure this is where all those nasty moon spiders come from...

    11. Re: Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not going to pan out the way they might think in feminist pussy-whipped Australia, because RosKosmos. That's right, Russia is not about to be toppled from its number one pole position by a bunch of foster lager guzzling liberal lefty newcomers. Why launch in Australia when you can launch for a fraction of the cost, using technology that is known to work with a team whose experience reaches back to Sputnik? Australia really has nothing to offer except the wasteland it mostly is.

    12. Re:Great. Just great. by DeSigna · · Score: 1

      We won't be taking American tourists into space for a while - so no need to worry about giant Fosters-branded litter.

    13. Re:Great. Just great. by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      AIS is fine. You or I might not enjoy kick-ball, or batorb but millions of folks do.

      The problem is we have a retarded govt that managed to turn a world leading fibre to the home project into an even more expensive, later and vastly shittier copper to the home project because their policy is "Do the oposite of what the other party does and try and blame communists for some reason, even if they havent existed since the 70s in australia". And now we're spending a hundred mil on a flawed goddamn non binding survey with none of the legal protections of a vote, and not even anonymous to appease the god botherers about gay marriage despite far more accurate and vastly cheaper private sector studies showing 75%+ support for not being backward ass idiots regarding letting the gays get married.

      We spend money like its going out of fashion on retarded bullshit because the govt values internal faction power struggles over the best interests of citizens.

      Sportsball funding is tiny by comparison

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    14. Re:Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...we ship it overseas for all of you.

      The rest of the world won't even take it. We brew out own, ever so slightly less horrible, version of Fosters locally. And then we don't even drink that filth!

    15. Re:Great. Just great. by prowler1 · · Score: 1

      So, in the future, anyone going to the moon will need to watch their step so they don't trip over all those oversized Fosters cans that'll be laying around everywhere.

      No one in Australia drinks that crap so we need to get rid of it somewhere.

    16. Re:Great. Just great. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      That is still funding that should go to Australia's future, as in an Institute of Science and not subsidise sports advertising selling junk food, telling people to spectate and not participate.

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  2. Space, the final shrimp on the barbie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    These are the voyages of the AUS Boganprize, its continuing mission, to seek out and explore strange new sources of potable water, to boldly deforest where no cane toad has gone before...

  3. Let's be the first to send politicians in space. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Train them like the 9/11 hijackers, they only need to know how to take-off, not how to land. Save budget money, half-price.

  4. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it is valuable to allocate resources to activities in space, then individuals can choose to invest their own damn resources in those activities; it is not the purpose of government to make such investments for people, especially against individuals' will.

    Do you feel the same way about the interstate highway system? How about waiting for individuals to create their own justice system? Oh wait, that IS what libertarians want.

    There are a whole lot of things that are too big for individuals to do. It's why we need government.

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  5. THe price of rubber bands is likely to go up by aberglas · · Score: 1

    I think that is our proposed launch technology.

    1. Re:THe price of rubber bands is likely to go up by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, they just release the launch clamps and let the rocket fall off the planet.

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    2. Re:THe price of rubber bands is likely to go up by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      No mate just breed the highest jumping kangaroos together, soon enough they'll be jumping into orbit!

  6. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If it is valuable to allocate resources to activities in space, then individuals can choose to invest their own damn resources in those activities; it is not the purpose of government to make such investments for people, especially against individuals' will.

    The government can and will make an investment on the part of the individual and their community to benefit a nation as a whole.
    NASA wasn't a kick-starter campaign you twat.
    Most of the private enterprise now looking to space is still using government money.
    Fucking libertards, you all drive on roads made by social contributions and for the most part, live in safe societies built by communities where governance gave them strength and collective resourcing. ...No, no not me, my mummy and daddy built the roads to everywhere I need to go, the schools I attended and the police to enforce the law.

    Screw it I've already lost interest

  7. It was called CSIRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The CSIRO was a world leading space agency. See AUSSAT and FedSat, and the technology that is now mainstream throughout the world.

    But since CSIRO fails to deny climate change it is being disbanded.

    Hence our 'new' agencies; except for the climate change one.

    1. Re: It was called CSIRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      All behold the new Australian Space Society.

    2. Re:It was called CSIRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But since CSIRO fails to deny climate change ...

      Don't be ridiculous, no-one is saying the CSIRO should be denying climate change. All that's being asked is that they be a little discreet, and think about how all this data they are discovering impacts on our lucrative coal exports. It's bad enough to make all these bothersome findings, but do the scientists really have publicise it?

      ... it is being disbanded.

      And that's wrong too. It's not the CSIRO in toto that's being disbanded, it's simply the risk of making untoward discoveries that's being managed, by freeing the CSIRO of the burden of employing climate scientists.

    3. Re:It was called CSIRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australians will excel in "clean" coal fueled rocket engines.

    4. Re: It was called CSIRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is Australia, mate.
      We'll call it the Australian Rocketry Space Enterprise.

    5. Re:It was called CSIRO by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The hell have you been smoking? CSIRO has, is and for the forseeable future will be a research organisation primarily designed for efficient industry which in Australia means better agriculture.

      The AUSSATs were launched by the Americans and the French. FedSat was put in space by the Japanese.

      The CSIRO isn't being disbanded in the slightest, it is merely cutting 1% of its workforce in divisions of mineral research, and was asked to reduce focus on climate research, but not on solutions to climate change.

      Hence our 'new' agencies

      Did someone research a more potent grass for you to smoke before posting?

    6. Re: It was called CSIRO by Megane · · Score: 1

      Is that part of the Commission for Urgent National Technology, or the Ministry of Advanced Technology Exploration?

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    7. Re: It was called CSIRO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hell have you been smoking? CSIRO has, is and for the forseeable future will be a research organisation primarily designed for efficient industry which in Australia means better agriculture.
      The AUSSATs were launched by the Americans and the French. FedSat was put in space by the Japanese.
      The CSIRO isn't being disbanded in the slightest, it is merely cutting 1% of its workforce in divisions of mineral research, and was asked to reduce focus on climate research, but not on solutions to climate change.
      Hence our 'new' agencies
      Did someone research a more potent grass for you to smoke before posting?

      What a fucking wanka.

      Radiophysics was the most important division of CSIRO by any imaginable metric.

      How about you head over to Marsfield, the history is literally on the walls, before you make yourself look like any more of an idiot?

  8. Australia on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to a Holden (car manufacturer) advert, Australia has been on Mars for years already even without a space agency.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UWjSWPkJv8

    1. Re:Australia on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia has been on Mars for years already ...

      And they are only setting up a Space Agency now?! That's just typical of this ineffective do nothing government ... and don't even get me started on the postal "survey"!!

  9. Yes, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    If you want to live in a civilized society, then it's incumbent upon you to always ask the question "How can we do this or that without coercion?" A member of civilized society should delight in thinking about that question, not scoff at it.

    The Government today is like the Church of yore; eventually, there will be a Separation of Economy and State.

    1. Re:Yes, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to live in a civilized society, then it's incumbent upon you to always ask the question "How can we do this or that without coercion?" A member of civilized society should delight in thinking about that question, not scoff at it.

      Whilst this is true enough, we are - unfortunately - still a long long way from having a civilised society. So for now we still need regulation, government, and somebody looking out to protect the sheep from the wolves.
      Whether the relevant government and regulations do a particularly good job is certainly arguable, but it's not really debatable that it wouldn't be worse without them.
      Eventually yes, there probably will be a separation of economy and state. Maybe in another five or six hundred years when there are significantly fewer assholes around...

    2. Re:Yes, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nobody's coercing you to live in a country that has an effective government, taxation, and public services. You're perfectly free to move to a country without any of those. By remaining where you are, you're voluntarily agreeing to abide by that country's social structure, which includes constitutional laws, a democratic government, taxation etc.

    3. Re:Yes, why not? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2

      Would you Ron Paul fanboys shut the fuck up? You don't know the first thing about civics or economics. If you want to live in a civilized society then pay your taxes, vote for the politicians who you think will spend the money wisely, and get back to work.

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    4. Re:Yes, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And please do tell me where am I suppose to move because there isn't this fictional place you speak of. The world is ruled by authoritarians, socialists, and greedy people like yourself who refuse to operate under a system of equality and for which is respecting of peoples property rights and other rights to be left alone. When principled libertarians started gathering together in one place (New Hampshire) from all over the US and in fact world by taking part in a migration program we were attacked by people like you. We don't want your systems and we have been violated repeatedly. We have been libel'd and accused of violence which is just humorous because libertarians are AGAINST the use of violence and coercion (threat of violence). We have been imprisoned for refusing to partake in your system. We have been violently kidnapped by your system for doing nothing other than travelling without a permission slip within our own territories (drivers license, license plates, and vehicle registration). We have been persecuted for FILMING the acts which demonstrate your own system doesn't even respect the rights it claims to grant to people. ... Now we are building momentum and winning here... but it's not without a violent opposition from your side... We have won numerous court cases in your own hypocritical system in spite of your system's tendency toward violence. The fact even your system agrees with us in some respect that it's violent is humorous. Example: When the Free State Project president was arrested for filming a criminal violent police interaction. Under the guise of "resisting arrest", "filming", and "disorderly conduct" she won her case and then won a lawsuit in your own corrupt system. Something that almost NEVER happens. Your system won't allow the police or government to be held liable even in most of the most egregious cases.The reality is principled libertarians in New Hampshire advocate against violence and no matter how much your thugs (police) make it out (ie lie on the stand to the courts, and your corrupt judges go along with it, "because police are always honest!!!") as if we're somehow violent (cops say "I felt threatened, I didn't know it was a camera", three feet from the subject and after 5 min of arguing, obviously at some point you could SEE they weren't pointing a weapon at you) it's just showing how hypocritical your system and views are.

    5. Re:Yes, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think ANY politician will spend my money more wisely than me. Period! So no. I won't accept that. I don't want to live in your "civilized" society. It's far from actually being civilized. A civilized society doesn't steal peoples money under the guise of being for the greater good. Governments are corrupt and the way to resolve that issue is to reduce government and setup non-profit systems that don't have ANY power of violence. Then a corrupt non-profit can simply be deprived of its funds by those who wish not contribute. The biggest misunderstanding (?) of socialists is that libertarians are against the feeding or roofing of the impoverished. We're not. We just don't think government is the most efficient and certainly never think violence and theft even under the guise of good (fake "charity") can be justified for the benefit of others. If your doing good that alone should be enough to attract the good will of the people. Americans used to be very generous before our government started stealing what amounts to about 70% of our wealth today (taxes impacting individuals deprive each of us of about 70% of our income, much of it through hidden fees and taxes we aren't even aware of, and Europe is far worse).

  10. It's not for Space Exploration, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is likely just a cover for the United States establishing in Australia the manufacturing supply chains that it needs for rapidly constructing nuclear weapons, now that the Korean peninsula is getting hot.

    It's like Japan and its "peaceful" plutonium research; the North Koreans pointed out that Japan has enough material to manufacture 6000 nuclear bombs, a point which the Japanese do not dispute. Well, I'm sure it is peaceful, it's just that Americans can, if necessary, use that material to rapidly construct new bombs in the region, should it be deemed necessary.

    The Cuban Missile Crisis was an example of Slavic bluntness; the Ruskies stupidly transported and set up complete missile systems right outside their target, the United States. Well, Americans aren't so stupid; they just sprinkle the globe with the manufacturing inputs, so that they can rapidly build such missile systems in place with the flick of a presidential pinky.

    1. Re: It's not for Space Exploration, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That tinfoil hat is not going to protect you from the nuclear fire

  11. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or water, sewers, fire brigade, police, defence force... Even the telephone system in Australia was originally established by a government company. So maybe you should give your Geek Card back and retire to Tasmania to become a real swagman at a billabong...

  12. Re:Taxation isn't a contribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't be a selfish prick. If you don't want to be taxed, go live by yourself and derive nothing from other people or society. Otherwise you pay your dues.

  13. National Nomenclature by aratuk · · Score: 1

    Astronauts Cosmonauts Taikonauts Aussienauts?

    1. Re:National Nomenclature by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      At first, I assumed that the reason it took so long was that in every previous attempt, somebody got the idea of calling it the Australian Space Service, and the unamused among them decided it was better to scuttle the whole thing.

      Then, I realised that they spell it with an 'r' over there.

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    2. Re:National Nomenclature by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      No need for yet another job title. "Taikonauts" isn't a Chinese title, by the way, this was thought up by some blogger. The Chinese space agency refers to its spacefaring personnel as "astronauts".

    3. Re: National Nomenclature by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Surely Austronauts or Austranauts?

    4. Re:National Nomenclature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marsupionauts.

    5. Re:National Nomenclature by DeSigna · · Score: 1

      We just call all our spacemates "Bruce".

      Ground crew are all named "Dave". Davo if you want to be less formal.

  14. Mission # 1 by bit+trollent · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Mission # 1 by ElectraFlarefire · · Score: 1

      Except that in Australia our toilets don't swirl.. No siphon, all surface tension and hydrodynamics.
      A huge rush of water like a set of white water rapids and all is gone. :)

    2. Re:Mission # 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aussie toilets are best in the world. The UK ones are based on the same concept, but I find they are all micro-sized these days and I always get shit on the bowl. The US ones are just stupid and do not work.

  15. Last I checked, Gov Officials are still human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides the fact that government officials are still just as human as everyone else, I would suggest that the power of government attracts those very "assholes" you're so worried about.

    Stockholm Syndrome, much?

    1. Re:Last I checked, Gov Officials are still human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just like with all humanity some of them are certainly assholes. Not all of them. Just like CEOs, some of them are assholes, some of them aren't.

      The problem with no regulations is that you're going from some assholes being in government, to every wolf for himself. That's not a solution given how involved humanity is right now.

      Five hundred years from now, maybe. But for now we still need some checks, and government is the best we've got, even with some assholes in government.

  16. Makes sense by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

    We have lots of space.

    Until you mention the word "immigrant".

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  17. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We aren't America mate. Keep your own political ideologies to yourselves.

    We're quite happy to have the government step in. Private companies have seen Australia have the worst internet infrastructure and outrageous bank fees.

    We're only too happy for the government to step in and provide services such as the armed forces, medical care and education.

    Of course, if you think the government has no place in the space industry you might want to tend to your own backyard first before decreeing how the rest of the world works.

  18. You've contradicted yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very fact that you worry about it being "every wolf for himself" shows that people will band together to prevent that from happening; that's your contradiction.

    We already have a very powerful cultural philosophy or "technology" that can supplant the ancient ideas of authoritarian government: Capitalism; that is, voluntary exchange; that is, property rights; that is, contracts (the enforcement of which is itself specified in the contracts).

    Government is an old, parasitical idea that even now humanity doesn't really need anymore; it will take 500 years for people to realize that they had the tools to get rid of it 500 years before.

    1. Re: You've contradicted yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ha ha. And this is why the US has crappy healthcare and crappy broadband.

      Nice of you to try it, though. Saves the rest of the world thinking it works.

    2. Re: You've contradicted yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a little unfair. The US also has crappy water, roads, railways, bridges and much more. They have foregone decent infrastructure for worship of the military.

      "Almighty God, who holds an M16 in his right hand and a fragmentation grenade in his left, protect us this day and always".

    3. Re: You've contradicted yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US isn't some small country. It's got a lot of states and the issues are frequently created by socialism and government intervention. The US doesn't have crappy health care, but it has created a crappy socialist welfare redistribution scheme. If anything it evidences that socialism is worse and even if it wasn't its unsustainable and collapses. We have lots of examples of this from the Soviet Union to Venezuela. And the arguments for it are absurd. If any of these socialist countries were free and let the poor in they'd be bankrupt even sooner. Socialism doesn't work.

      The US has a broadband problem explicitly because of a combination of two things:

      1. Welfare distribution schemes stemming from the 1970s and 1980s where cable companies were granted monopolies. This led to first mover advantage in the extreme where nobody could setup shop to compete until the point in which the initial movers setup costs were paid off and therefore produced an insurmountable disadvantage for the competitor who then wanted to setup shop.

      2. Population densities in many areas make it financially infeasible to roll out broadband. These areas should be abandoned, not further developed. If an area is unsustainable it's most beneficial for everybody to abandon it and setup more efficient systems elsewhere. Migrations are not a bad thing. We should eliminate wealth redistribution schemes for both corporations and individuals and then open the boarder and compete with the rest of the world. The industries that can't be sustained will go under and we'll invest in developing new more profitable industries.

  19. misleading summary by hackertourist · · Score: 5, Informative

    50 years after Australia became the third country to launch a satellite into space,

    While it's true that a satellite was launched from Australian soil, this was part of the British space program, with Australian involvement not extending much beyond allowing the British to build their launch site. The launcher and satellite were developed and built in Britain.

    1. Re:misleading summary by robertc99 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Rubbish, while its true that WRESAT built on work done in the SPARTA project, which was a joint Australian/British project. WRESAT was entirely Australian.

      Tue, the rocket was an american Redstone rocket. But the satellite was built in australia by WRE in conjunction with the University of Adelaide.

    2. Re:misleading summary by hackertourist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My apologies, I was thinking of Prospero, launched on a Black Arrow rocket from Woomera in 1971. No idea an Australian satellite preceded it.

    3. Re:misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Polite, respectful, and informed. This comment has no place on the internet.

    4. Re:misleading summary by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rubbish, while its true that WRESAT built on work done in the SPARTA project,

      For Reference the 3rd nation was the UK launching Ariel 1 in 1962 WRESAT wasn't launched until 1967 see here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    5. Re:misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's true that a satellite was launched from Australian soil, this was part of the British space program, with Australian involvement not extending much beyond allowing the British to build their launch site. The launcher and satellite were developed and built in Britain.

      Yeah, we would have to include Latin American nations as space superpowers. After all, pretty serious stuff went to space from the Amazon jungle.

    6. Re:misleading summary by robertc99 · · Score: 1

      It was 3rd in the sense of both building and launching it themselves. The Ariel was launched from Cape Canaveral.

      Admittedly the distinction is a bit of cheat since they used an American built Redstone rocket :-).

  20. Just what we need ... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    More wasted money and effort trying to reinvent the wheel.

    If the nations of the world pooled their resources, funding and expertise into a single space program Humanity could have a self sustaining colony on both the moon and Mars within 15 years.

    But no.

    Instead Australia is going to spend how much money trying to get a "home grown" launch vehicle working? And how much more again to get an Australian into space on a rocket built in Australia by Australians?

    I wish Australia luck, seriously. Maybe they will figure out how to do something better than anyone else has yet and everyone else will also benefit from it. But things could be so much better if the Nations of Earth worked together on developing space.

    As it is I don't expect a human to walk on Mars within my lifetime, about 23 years if the actuarial table are right. Hells, even getting a back to the moon might be too much to ask. Never mind something awesome like an actual permanently maned base on the moon within that time. I mean really, when was the last time any Human went beyond LEO?

    1. Re:Just what we need ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      yeah look how well we work together when we combine out efforts, NATO, The United Nations, The USSR, United States. I am sure a combined effort for space would be just as successful....

      now lets move back to reality, mankind tends to excel better WITHOUT huge bureaucracy's sitting over it and comes up with far more original thinking and ideas when efforts are competitive rather than collaborative. I suspect a combined effort would more likely set us back a few decades rather than move efforts forward.

    2. Re:Just what we need ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds great in theory, unfortunately human society doesn't work that way without a LOT of luck/effort. Just look at the launch industry here in the US for the past couple decades if you want a good example. Boeing & Lockheed were competing with each other and launch prices were at least staying stable if not dropping a bit, then they merged their launch branches. Shortly after creating ULA for "cost saving" their prices began a significant and steady rise, by some estimates they were closing in (or exceeding) $400 million per launch. It took companies like SpaceX, Blue Origin, Orbital ATK, etc popping up for ULA to even put a token effort into cutting costs. The whole reason why we went to the moon as soon as we did was competition. While we could structure it better and cooperate on some fronts competition tends to drive humans to do things more quickly and better than wide ranging cooperation.

  21. Bonzer by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny

    Strewth! Chuck another abo on the barbie and get me a tinnie out the eski, mate.

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    1. Re:Bonzer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dick we dont barbeque abos, they too stringy, always go fro the shellfish.

    2. Re:Bonzer by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Marinade, mate. It's all down to the marinade. Protip: don't add any goon, there's plenty there already.

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  22. You are just soooooooo wrong ......... by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    50 years after Australia became the third country to launch a satellite into space, they had another big announcement.

    Australia's 1st satellite was launched November 29,1967. Canada's Alouette satellite made us Canucks the 3rd country behind the Soviet Union and the USA when it was launched September 29, 1962.

    1. Re: You are just soooooooo wrong ......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia's 1st satellite was launched November 29,1967. Canada's Alouette satellite made us Canucks the 3rd country behind the Soviet Union and the USA when it was launched September 29, 1962.

      That's some seriously strong shit you're taking. Lay off it dude.
      Alouette was launched at Vandenberg AFB, USA.

    2. Re:You are just soooooooo wrong ......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alouette was a joint US-Canada project and was launched from The US by NASA not from Canada.

    3. Re:You are just soooooooo wrong ......... by Gorshkov · · Score: 2

      *sigh* ............ LOOK AT THE QUOTE. It doesn't say anything about where the satellite was launched FROM - it simply says Australia was the 3rd country to LAUNCH a sattellite.

      We bought it, we paid for it, we built it, and we designed it. It was a Canadian-owned and operated scientific satellite. NASA got involved after we convinced them that they'd benefit from the collected data - they didn't think the technology was advanced enough for what we wanted to do.

      I know a lot of Canadian, British and German countries that were involved in the design & development of the Abrams, too - but when was the last time you heard it referred to as the "joint American/Canadian/British/German/whatever M1"?

      It was launched from Vandenburg AFB, after it was built in CANADA and shipped there. It was launched for CANADA, when CANADA paid them to.
      Still a Canadian satellite, still years before the Australian satellite. Where it was launched FROM I didn't address, because that's not what I was correcting.

      Dump on whoever wrote that ambiguous headline, not me.

    4. Re: You are just soooooooo wrong ......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* ............ LOOK AT THE QUOTE. It doesn't say anything about where the satellite was launched FROM - it simply says Australia was the 3rd country to LAUNCH a sattellite.

      Sigh indeed. Is English your mother tongue? It's kind of hard to launch something from anywhere other where it is launched.

      We bought it, we paid for it, we built it, and we designed it. It was a Canadian-owned and operated scientific satellite. NASA got involved after we convinced them that they'd benefit from the collected data - they didn't think the technology was advanced enough for what we wanted to do.

      Umm, but what about the launch?

      I know a lot of Canadian, British and German countries that were involved in the design & development of the Abrams, too - but when was the last time you heard it referred to as the "joint American/Canadian/British/German/whatever M1"?

      It was launched from Vandenburg AFB, after it was built in CANADA and shipped there. It was launched for CANADA, when CANADA paid them to.
      Still a Canadian satellite, still years before the Australian satellite. Where it was launched FROM I didn't address, because that's not what I was correcting.

      Everything you say is true, including where you say it wasn't launched by or from Canada.

      Dump on whoever wrote that ambiguous headline, not me.

      Nobody is dumping on you, you are just being a dick.

  23. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, cause that worked so well with our electricity generators, power grid, gas, public transport... except it didn't. Prices up, reliability down, service inconsistent, assets run down. Yeah, huge success, thanks Jeff!

  24. Please don't use Yahoo as a news source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mind as well have just left a link to a Google blog or a Facebook page.

  25. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

    Here it is again: "BACK OFF, AMERICA!"

    America backs off

    "Jesus Christ you're abandoning us, get back here! Isolationist!"

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  26. Makes sense by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    If they launch from the Grossglockner they are already out of the thickest part of the atmosphere.

  27. What a load of balls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a load of balls. Oz government wont even finance a decent, not great, just decent, internet standard for the whole of Australia. Because that would instantly invalidate several 'broadband' licences currently enjoying lucrative profits.

    As if they going to stump up a few billions to get it working, they cannot tax the population that much, it would mean 57% taxation across the board. And as we all know, that just means those who can pay, wont. Oz is a nice place, but it just cannot afford to play space race.

    1. Re:What a load of balls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am assuming a cost of about 500 billions to get a space orbiting entity, it would cost about 200 times that to get an orbiting space station.

  28. Re:Let's be the first to send politicians in space by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Train them like the 9/11 hijackers, they only need to know how to take-off, not how to land. Save budget money, half-price.

    Hijackers generally don't do the taking off either.

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  29. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Of course. We dont want you political bullshit, we dont want your clandestine wars, but because we have this stupid treaty that says we will support you no matter what, we get pulled into all you shit. / Nice one ally.

  30. Tunnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now they just have to dig a big tunnel through the earth, so they can launch from down under.

    1. Re:Tunnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are going to have to build an island too, because if they dig straight through the middle of the earth, they are going to end up in the middle of the North Atlantic.
      https://www.antipodesmap.com/

  31. It's a smoke screen Re:Great. Just great. by marky_boi · · Score: 1

    Current government having a bad run in the poll??? Look over there !!! A shiny new distraction (insert pie in the sky distraction here, ie. Space Agency), polls?, what polls??? Call my cynical, yep, I am....

  32. National Australian Space Agency by dohzer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think a good name for it would be National Australian Space Agency.

    1. Re:National Australian Space Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course for the rest of the world it would have to be abbreviated as NOZA so they get the pronounciation right.

    2. Re:National Australian Space Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the Australian Space Service?

    3. Re:National Australian Space Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the Apogee-Perigee Enterprise?

  33. It is rocket science by simplypeachy · · Score: 1

    That's one advantage of a country that does not have the laws of mathematics apply to them - it makes rocket science much easier!

  34. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... it is not the purpose of government ...

    What a shallow, transparent troll: You should be grateful you weren't blocked from Slashdot permanently.

    It is the purpose of government to provide services that benefit its people. If you want to disparage the need or ROI of an Aussie space program, go ahead but quit the 'eevil gubbermint' rhetoric: Aussies think their government, although distracted by far-right stupidity, is better than your corporations.

  35. Re:Let's be the first to send politicians in space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither do politicians.

  36. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #fukkin_told

  37. Third nation to launch a satellite.... by vrata.venet · · Score: 1
    was the UK with Ariel 1 in 1962, 5 years prior to Australia's WRESAT satellite, followed by Canada's Alouette 1 and Italy's San Marco 1 in 1964. However, all of these were launched on US American rockets, and therefore do not qualify as self-launches. The statement 'third country to launch a satellite" alludes to the space race which in those days was about the prestige of having an access to space, the satellites in themselves where rudimentary and of little impact in that initial race. Therefore, if one considers self launched satellites only, the first 5 countries were,
    1. The USSR with Sputnik in 1957
    2. The USA with Explorer 1 (1958)
    3. France with Asterix 1 (1965)
    4. Japan with Osumi (1970)
    5. China with Dong Fang Hong 1(1970)

    Nonetheless, all space exploration is a difficult enterprise, so congratulation to Australia to pursue its upward goals and god speed to them!

    1. Re:Third nation to launch a satellite.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean their downward goals, right?

      Not sure how Australia is going to get anything up into space. But they might get it down into space.

      Of course when it spirals out of control it'll spiral in the opposite direction.

  38. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you saying you prefer the Australian government to spend your money on a space program rather than to -- say -- finish rolling out your NBN?

    It's all about trade-offs. Regardless of your political leaning, I don't think you would want your government to spend *too much* on one thing over another. Governments are limited by the incomes of their people. It wouldn't be responsible for Venezuela to have a space program right now, for example, when they are having trouble with their food chain.

    I'm bearish on Australia already. Its wealth is in its houses and resource prices are cooling. Building a new skyscraper is often the sign of a peak.

  39. A little late to the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any reason why people would flock to Australia for launch services? Their location isn't terrible (a little closer to the equator than US, surrounded by water, etc) but it's not great either (not on the equator, lots of islands to north, not known for their technology/industry). It sounds a little like trying to start a new trucking company in a region that already has plenty of good trucking companies. I wish them luck, more competition (SpaceX, Blue Origin, Rocket Lab, etc) is helping bring the launch industry out of the dark ages but they've got a bigger uphill climb than most.

  40. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Solandri · · Score: 2

    If it is valuable to allocate resources to activities in space, then individuals can choose to invest their own damn resources in those activities; it is not the purpose of government to make such investments for people, especially against individuals' will.

    Do you feel the same way about the interstate highway system? How about waiting for individuals to create their own justice system? Oh wait, that IS what libertarians want.

    There are a whole lot of things that are too big for individuals to do. It's why we need government.

    You've got it backwards. Individuals first chose to travel paths, eventually wearing footpaths along common routes. Individuals first sought justice when perceived crimes were committed.

    Only after lots of individuals had done and were doing these things, and proven that these things worked and were worthwhile, did they collectively agree that these things needed to be formalized, standardized, and centralized. Only then did they task their government to build highways and implement a criminal justice system. Government's role should mostly be focused on eliminating redundancies, inefficiencies, and inconsistencies which arise from lots of individuals trying to do the same thing in different ways. Those different ways are initially needed to quickly determine which way is the best way. But after a while all that individual trial and error makes clear which way is the best way, and people can collectively agree on how best to build something together.

    Implementing something that no individual has done, like a space program, is a whole different matter. I won't say government shouldn't be investing in these things. But you have to be extremely careful that the government doesn't wind up pouring billions into a boondoggle. Having individuals travel the path first is a great way to weed out the bad paths, the things that sound good on paper but just don't work in real life, and the things whose costs simply don't justify doing them.

    e.g. Rockets are ridiculously expensive. Prior to Sputnik, the U.S. correctly recognized that they weren't cost-effective, and was working on gradually working up to space by flying there. But because the U.S. and Soviet Union were in a cold war, after Sputnik was launched, it became a matter of pride to equal or better that feat before the other side. And the U.S. poured billions of dollars into rockets because it determined that that was the fastest way to obtain space launch capability..

    Now that the cold war is over and countries are collaborating on space exploration and nobody cares about firsts anymore, the latest research is focusing on... flying into space because it's more cost-effective. Exactly what the U.S. was doing before it got sidetracked by hubris and bragging rights. If we hadn't shifted our spending into rockets, who knows, maybe we might have already had hypersonic transports today. That's the kind of misstep you want to avoid but is very easy to make when government strikes out on its own direction, without individuals first having tried the different possible solutions so we have empirical evidence of what works best.

    Or a more modern example: GSM was developed by the EU government and mandated as a cellular standard. The U.S. refused to require it, and allowed individuals and companies in the U.S. to try different cellular standards. One of these was CDMA, which turned out to absolutely destroy GSM's TDMA when it came to cellular data. It was so obvious which was superior that within a year the GSM standard was amended to incorporate wideband CDMA for 3G data (that's why GSM phones could talk and use data at the same time - GSM phones had a TDMA radio for voice, a CDMA radio for data; CDMA phones onl

  41. The beginning of Globecorp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be on the alert! This is what is eventually going to turn into the big brother organization called Globecorp.

  42. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Solandri · · Score: 1

    We're quite happy to have the government step in. Private companies have seen Australia have the worst internet infrastructure and outrageous bank fees.

    Australia has the worst internet infrastructure because it's one of the most geographically isolated countries. Getting Internet to the continent is more expensive, which raises the price floor, resulting in an overall lower level of service for a given population density at a given price.

    Bank fees are outrageous because the country's economy is small (its population and GDP are less than Texas), so there are fewer transactions to/from the AUD resulting in higher exchange costs. And the currency has been relatively unstable the last 20 years, fluctuating in value by more than 100% against the Euro and USD relative to its low in 2001. This volatility represents a lot of risk for multi-national banks and companies doing currency exchanges to/from AUD, and that risk is reflected as higher bank fees "just in case" the currency's value plummets.

    Canada has a similar problem with bank fees (its population and GDP are only about 50% bigger than Australia). This is one of the reasons the EU wanted so desperately to create a single currency for all its member countries. (You'll also notice that Canada ranks much higher than Australia in Internet speeds, despite similar population, population density, and population distribution. The difference being Canada doesn't need trans-oceanic cables for Internet.)

  43. Time for another Bruces skit... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    rocket scientist edition.

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  44. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    You've got it backwards. Individuals first chose to travel paths, eventually wearing footpaths along common routes.

    Are you really trying to equate individuals wearing footpaths along common routes with the building of the interstate highway system?

    Individuals first sought justice when perceived crimes were committed.

    No, individuals didn't "seek" justice. They took it if they were strong enough. Before governments, most people just had to suck up whatever "justice" the warlord wanted to impose. "Justice" was only for the biggest bully.

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  45. Third Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact it is possible to both systems co-exist. Government should step in where private companies are incapable or unwilling to make investments. Private enterprise should optimize their gains taking advantage of scale [and in an ideal world private enterprise would pool to make big things possible]. Call it the 'Third Way'.

  46. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it is valuable to allocate resources to activities in space, then individuals can choose to invest their own damn resources in those activities; it is not the purpose of government to make such investments for people, especially against individuals' will.

    Do you feel the same way about the interstate highway system? How about waiting for individuals to create their own justice system? Oh wait, that IS what libertarians want.

    There are a whole lot of things that are too big for individuals to do. It's why we need government.

    Libertarian is really just another word for anarchist, it's just that they don't all realize that.

  47. Dammit Rhonda! by hackel · · Score: 1

    It's always Rhonda's fault.

  48. What was actually announced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was actually announced was that the Government had received a committee report that recommended a space agency, and the Government have chosen to allow that committee to report again in March 2018. There is no plan, no scope, no leadership and, above all, no money. This is being managed to put any anouncement of actual funding etc. into the next electoral run-up. Promising a high tech, inspirational space agency always looks good for the self-proclaimed innovation Government... And election promises are notoriously unenforceable. This is, of course, a typical pattern for Government of all stripes.

    We last had something like a "space agency" in the 1980s. Established by the Hawke Government (Labor, left-leaning for the benefit of the US readers) it remained so desperately underfunded that the Howard Government (Liberal, right-leaning) canned it a few years later, probably for not achieving a profit for the sole "shareholder." Call me cynical, but I will only believe it when I see the money allocated, the organisation actually formed, and it all survive two changes of government without disappearing.

  49. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    Well, it does very much depend on how the government steps in and what the next government decides to do about it, qv, the NBN, the ETS, the ABC, Medicare, negative gearing...

  50. Oh, finally. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they came up with a name for the bit of air on the top of a can or bottle of beer - "space". And of course, being Aussie, they have to appoint a bureaucratic agency to look into this.

  51. Re:Government has no business allocating resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know! It's almost like countries of millions of people don't speak with one sole voice, but instead have diverse opinions.