The World's Oldest Scientific Satellite is Still in Orbit (bbc.com)
walterbyrd writes: Nearly 60 years ago, the US Navy launched Vanguard-1 as a response to the Soviet Sputnik. Six decades on, it's still circling our planet. Conceived by the Naval Research Laboratory (NRL) in 1955, Vanguard was to be America's first satellite programme. The Vanguard system consisted of a three-stage rocket designed to launch a civilian scientific spacecraft. The rocket, satellite and an ambitious network of tracking stations would form part of the US contribution to the 1957-58 International Geophysical Year. This global collaboration of scientific research involved 67 nations, including both sides of the Iron Curtain.
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The title is either like saying:
"The world's oldest living person is alive"
or it's wrong, because Sputnik is older.
Or, to be pedantic, the moon is a satellite, and it's still in orbit.
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fuck you. sputnik was a fuck shit. it was a pussy shit. commander in queef.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.
We had spies,. they knew.the knew about sputnik. but the commie fucks lied. and we prepared. we wanted to one up them.
and guess what. they beat us to space, but that satellite, sputnik WAS FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE IT WAS SHIT AND IT HAD NO VALUE IT WAS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU!
and guess what, we put up a REAL BOSS satellite that DISCOVERED THE VAN ALLEN BELTS AND IS STILL THERE FUCK FACE ASSHOLE TRAITOR PIG FUCK!
and guess what, we went to the moon, and the FUCK USSR never did.
i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you
you suck dick commie loving asshole shit fuck fuck fuck.
Sputnik 1 was a scientific satellite. It was spherical so that atmospheric drag could be measured simply, without worrying about the spacecraft orientation, and the beeps at two frequencies made it possible to estimate the density of the ionosphere underneath it.
EAT A DICK COMMIE FAG- fuck you. sputnik was a fuck shit. it was a pussy shit. commander in queef.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.
We had spies,. they knew.the knew about sputnik. but the commie fucks lied. and we prepared. we wanted to one up them.
and guess what. they beat us to space, but that satellite, sputnik WAS FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE IT WAS SHIT AND IT HAD NO VALUE IT WAS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU!
and guess what, we put up a REAL BOSS satellite that DISCOVERED THE VAN ALLEN BELTS AND IS STILL THERE FUCK FACE ASSHOLE TRAITOR PIG FUCK!
and guess what, we went to the moon, and the FUCK USSR never did.
i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you
you suck dick commie loving asshole shit fuck fuck fuck.
EAT A DICK COMMIE FAG- fuck you. sputnik was a fuck shit. it was a pussy shit. commander in queef.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.
We had spies,. they knew.the knew about sputnik. but the commie fucks lied. and we prepared. we wanted to one up them.
and guess what. they beat us to space, but that satellite, sputnik WAS FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE IT WAS SHIT AND IT HAD NO VALUE IT WAS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU!
and guess what, we put up a REAL BOSS satellite that DISCOVERED THE VAN ALLEN BELTS AND IS STILL THERE FUCK FACE ASSHOLE TRAITOR PIG FUCK!
and guess what, we went to the moon, and the FUCK USSR never did.
i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you i spit on you
you suck dick commie loving asshole shit fuck fuck fuck. fu
Ask Ash-Fox about his NDA lie + dns fuckups rotflmao https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11188265&cid=55322595/ as he's a no degree liar.
Calling Vanguard a scientific satellite is a bit of a stretch, it did not perform any scientific functions outside what external tracking stations could gain from it's orbit
The only first was the use of solar cells
From Wikipedia,
"Sputnik burned up on 4 January 1958 while reentering Earth's atmosphere, after three months, 1440 completed orbits of the Earth,[1] and a distance travelled of about 70 million km (43 million mi).[10]"
Why is this strange? I mean, the whole point about being in orbit around Earth is that, unless you spend energy to get out of it, it keeps circling forever. Or am I overlooking something here?
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My Uncle designed the communication and tracking systems for Vanguard (and later for NASA.)
It was cool going over to his house and into his basement office to look at the pictures of him with the Vanguard team, him with Wernher Von Braun, him with Eisenhower, him with the first astronauts, him with JFK, with LBJ, with John Glenn, etc. His retirement picture included a hand-drawn picture of him driving away in an old Model T with the Vanguard satellite bouncing in the back seat.
He was a really, really neat, unassuming guy who was fascinated with clocks. He must have had 200 of them in his basement of every shape and size.
Lived in a little town of 800 people.
I loved going to visit him as a kid.
long term survival for the state Of Was after a long every day...Like
.. They don't build them like they used to anymore..
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Vanguard 1 is 1/50th the mass of Sputnik 1.
Ask Ash-Fox about his NDA lie + dns fuckups rotflmao https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11188265&cid=55322595/ as he's a no degree liar.
True about airspace, but not the real reason.
The real reason was simply that the soviet atom bombs were heavier than the US ones, and so they needed bigger rockets to launch them. Those rockets could easily be modified for space. And the US certainly did not wait for Gagarin to launch, they simply did not have any rockets big enough.