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Evidence Suggests Updated Timeline Towards Yellowstone's Supervolcano Eruption (nytimes.com)

Camel Pilot writes: Geologist have been aware of fresh magma moving in the Yellowstone's super volcano system. Previously this was thought to precede an eruption by thousands of years. Recent evidence by Hannah Shamloo, a graduate student at Arizona State University, demonstrates that perhaps the timeline from the underground basin filling to eruption is more on the scale of decades. A super volcano eruption has the power to alter life's story on this earth and even destroy all life on a continent. In light of this, it seems like a good time to invest some effort and resources into finding ways to prepare, delay or deflect the potential threat. The research was presented at the International Association of Volcanology and Chemistry of the Earth's Interior (IAVCEI) 2017 conference in Portland, Oregon.

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  1. Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I don't see us beating this one. Engage roman orgy mode.

    1. Re: Shit... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, leave Sarah out of this! I know you want to plow her, but there is another story on /. front page about Facebook and sex workers, go plow one of them...

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  2. Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny
    Elon Musk just announced he has accelerated the Mars rocket program. We should be able to migrate to Mars well in time.

    "Since we are starting ab-initio in a new planet", he said, "the entire planetary infrastructure will be built on sustainable resources from the ground up from the start from get go". Complete with Boring Machines taking all the roads underground, with some tunnels reserved for hyperloop, cars will drive themselves to charging stations, a Dyson Sphere of 2 Astronomical units in diameter will refocus sunlight on the Mars surface to maintain Earth like lighting and temperature.

    He said "If Secretary General of UN would sign the contract, all this will be completed in 100 days or it would be free. "

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    1. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, already people are growing potatoes in shit in mars. I saw the documentary.

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    2. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought the documentary might have been fake because Sean Bean didn't die in it.

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  3. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, exactly, are you going to do to prevent its eruption? Send it a strongly-worded letter?

  4. Re: a pattern lately by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Funny

    NO. That is the British strategy. The American way involves sheriffs and posses.

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  5. Re:Cue the next disaster movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Terrorist here. Thank you, you just gave me an idea.

  6. Re: a pattern lately by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Funny

    If half the population dies the first day that food reserve can go for 146 days.

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