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Einstein's Note On Happiness, Given To Bellboy In 1922, Fetches $1.6 Million (theguardian.com)

A note that Albert Einstein gave to a courier in Tokyo briefly describing his theory on happy living has sold at auction in Jerusalem for $1.56m, according to auctioneers. From a report: The winning bid for the note far exceeded the pre-auction estimate of between $5,000 and $8,000, according to Winner's auctions. "It was an all-time record for an auction of a document in Israel," said Winner's spokesman Meni Chadad, adding that the buyer was a European who wished to remain anonymous. The note, on Imperial Hotel Tokyo stationery, says in German that "a quiet and modest life brings more joy than a pursuit of success bound with constant unrest." "I am really happy that there are people out there who are still interested in science and history and timeless deliveries in a world which is developing so fast," the seller said on condition of anonymity after the sale.

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  1. So, the note about "modest living" by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Einstein's note, advocating "modest living", sells for an insane amount at an auction that only the uber-rich could possibly afford. The irony is palpable.

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    1. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It does not matter, the important thing is the words and their meaning.

      “A quiet and modest life brings more joy than a pursuit of success bound with constant unrest.”

      I just made a copy above, for free.

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    2. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought the important thing was that Einstein proved you can get out of tipping the service by writing them a note talking about how they should want less.

    3. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      important thing is the words and their meaning.

      No, the important thing is that someone has more than me. And I want it.

    4. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Calydor · · Score: 0

      It's cute how Americans think tipping is a standard, socially required thing in the rest of the world.

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    5. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      It's sad how some non-Americans have never developed a sense of humor.

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    6. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      It's sad how some non-Americans have never developed a sense of humor.

      Honestly, we should just ban them from our internet - maybe it will motivate them to at least build a copy of it for themselves instead of shitting up the American internet constantly.

    7. Re: So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more ironic, the note was actually made by Chinese fakers in the late 90s.

    8. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      It's like a math equation. You can refactor it into:
      "If you pursue success bound with constant unrest, you can buy this note about a quiet modest joyful life that you don't have."

    9. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's cute how Americans think tipping is a standard, socially required thing in the rest of the world.

      I think that most Americans are aware that it's an American thing. What else are we supposed to do? Pay everyone working full time enough to live? Even waiters and doormen? If they wanted to eat, they should have become engineers.

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    10. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Kreplock · · Score: 1

      If you eliminated tips and paid waitstaff an increased minimum wage of $15/hour most would suffer a pay cut.

    11. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      But your copy has no monetary value, sure we can all share the wisdom for free, but if you want to exchange it for something else you'll find it has no fungible value.

    12. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so it goes... Honestly, that's obviously not true. ~50% of the population of the US doesn't live in cities. For them (me included), $15/hour would be a substantial pay increase. If waitstaff had that effective wage now, a lot more people would be striving for the job, and you'd see a lot better service. No, it really doesn't work that way.

      tl;dr? There's at least two Americas with two different standards of living, which is why a federal or state minimum wage as a living wage makes little sense.

    13. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the translation good? I think the original says: "Stilles bescheidenes Leben gibt mehr Glück als erfolgreiches Streben[...] verbunden mit beständiger Unruhe[...]" Why would you translate "erfolgreiches Streben" as "a pursuit of success"?

      By the way, Einstein's celebrity status has a lot to do with his hairstyle. He'd be a lot less famous if he'd been bald. I don't believe his platitudes are any more valuable than anyone else's, really.

    14. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you eliminated tips and paid waitstaff an increased minimum wage of $15/hour most would suffer a pay cut.

      [citation needed]
      Bullshit.

    15. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by gnick · · Score: 2

      But your copy has no monetary value...

      Every copy has the same monetary value as the original. Source? The MPAA's piracy damage estimates.

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    16. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Oh, nice one. I hope someone uses that defense in court someday.

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    17. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      My uncle saw (while visiting Palm Beach many, many years ago) several stores with these big checks signed by Jackie Onassis. He asked a store employee about them. Evidently, she had these *large*, perfectly legal checks custom designed. She would pay for expensive merchandise using these checks knowing full well the store would frame the check as eye candy, rather than cash it.

    18. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It does not matter, the important thing is the words and their meaning.

      I think the causality is dubious though, if you're happy with what you have you don't need to chase the rainbow while if you're unhappy you'll pursue a different life. While it could be interpreted to mean you should appreciate what you have more there's only so much positive thinking can do and only so much you can change your personality and ambition. I doubt "give up and settle for less" is good advice even if it would have been a good thing if you could. And to be honest, writing that the year after you won the Nobel prize seems a bit sanctimonious. Yeah, I too could rest on my laurels a bit more with a Nobel prize under my belt.

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    19. Re: So, the note about "modest living" by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Your definition of âoemodestâ is based on your current standing in life. I could make enough money to buy that thing and still remain âoemodestâ and happy with my life.

      I make more money than I have ever before in life and I am much more happy and still consider myself just as modest even though I no longer have to scrape for rent of a 200sqft flat.

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    20. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rich don't get or stay rich by being honest.

      "Cheating" when there is no consequence will always succeed over playing fair.

    21. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then increase their wage until it equals what they get now, but without the need for tips. People would still pay the same on average for the service (their bill would go up by the same amount that the tips went down) except that there would no longer be a tax on the generous and decent with exemptions for tightwads.

      And you remove the inconvenience of needing to remember all those obscure tipping rules, do maths on the fly and carry change around all the time. I’d call that a win-win situation.

    22. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 1998 I worked in a city in Wisconsin known for its theme and water parks. One of the lifeguards at the waterpark I worked at was there for her third year, and at nights she worked at an expensive restaurant in the downtown area. She told me she made around $90/hr for the time she worked there. As long as she was coming back, they were going to have her.

      Now, that's only 3-5 hours per night depending on the night, but that's amazing money for her time, for no education, and being 20 years old. She was saving money for school and was running around doing generally seasonal work in the meantime, at least that was the plan at the time.

      But tips are a big deal, and they generally do reward effort among the jobs that have traditionally used them. Waiters in restaurants, for example, are rewarded for being able to manage more tables effectively through tips. It's not a situation where if you're lazy and do the least amount of work you still get paid what the guy next to you earns. This is extremely helpful for maintaining energy in such an environment. If you're upset that someone is making twice as much as you are in tips, then they are simply a better match for that position than you are.

      If you really want your life to be completely fair compared to everyone around you, find some way to get sent to prison for some years. That's going to be much more "fair" than life in freedom on the outside.

    23. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe he didnt want to kill to be true.
      seeing that the "postman" was a human with limited lifespan and also unhappy but knowing that he knew that he was "kindda" famous ... well he needed a letter delivered .. thus the letter bearer need a letter of motivation.
      even if it sells for a gazillion bucks, it matters not. the letter that einstain delivered didnt get delivered by himself

    24. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Can you not request the cheque be returned to you after you cash it? You can here in the U.K...

    25. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Then...eliminate tips and pay the waitstaff an increased wage equivalent to the tip money that became a part of the food price instead, and not just the minimum wage?

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    26. Re: So, the note about "modest living" by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Your definition of âoemodestâ .

      I couldn't find a definition for "âoemodestâ" in any dictionary. Is that perhaps a foreign word?

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    27. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because the employer in USA doesn't pay their employees, the tips do. It's a kind of welfare system that is capitalistic in nature and encourages begging by the poor.

    28. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most banks in other countries would too, not just there in UK.

    29. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the census 67% of Americans live in cities. Reuters puts it at 80,7% if you include general urban areas.
      Why don't more people strive for waitstaff jobs? Mostly because it's a job that sucks. You're on your feet all day, catering to a**holes and unless you've got great t*ts your tips probably only average out at more than $15 an hour because you don't report them. Also since under Obamacare your work has to pay for healthcare if you're full time, and full time is 30 hrs a week, you're likely only getting 22 hours a week.
      The reason there are two standards of living is because some people paid attention in school and entered a STEM field and the rest either blow off high school or studied film appreciation or English Lit in college.

    30. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful! The copyright (thought) police will be coming for you now!

    31. Re:So, the note about "modest living" by Kreplock · · Score: 1

      Why?

  2. More cliche's about happiness by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    Happy Wife, Happy Life

    Secret to Happiness in 3 words: Remove false expectations.

    /Cynical I guess wasting frivolous amounts of money on a dead guy's note made someone happy. Namely the seller.

    1. Re:More cliche's about happiness by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Happy Wife, Happy Life

      The problem is, you can never make women happy which means you can never have a happy life.

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    2. Re:More cliche's about happiness by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      It probably made the buyer happy too.

    3. Re:More cliche's about happiness by peragrin · · Score: 1

      If you can't make a particular woman happy then you are wrong for each other.

      My SO I make happy everyday. It is little things that we do together (cooking dishes, cleaning)plus in sex we play a game. She has to orgasm at least twice as often as I do. The higher I can keep her orgasm count the better. Now being a guy that is difficult but I have 10 fingers and a willingness to try a combo with every single oone of them.

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    4. Re: More cliche's about happiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea me and my wife play a sex game as well. It's called give me a blow job bitch so I can get some sleep because I gotta wake up and make us some more money for you and your frivolous habits and spending you stupid fucking blood sucking gold digger.

    5. Re: More cliche's about happiness by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      You are doing it wrong.

      Why do you even have a gold digger in the first place??? Find someone who treats you with respect.

    6. Re: More cliche's about happiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move out the basement before you talk to your mom that way.

    7. Re: More cliche's about happiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move out the basement before you talk to your mom that way.

      Funniest post since last month. LOL

  3. Slightly related trivia... by Type44Q · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Trivia for architecture geeks and/or enthusiasts of Japanese history: the Imperial Hotel (torn down in '67) was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright and was one of the only buildings to remain standing after the Great Kanto Earthquake devastated Tokyo. more here.

    1. Re:Slightly related trivia... by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      I guarantee the roof leaked though.

    2. Re:Slightly related trivia... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      And the floor would be so uneven, only three legged stools could be used as chairs.

      Saw falling water. My friend commented, "It is a once in a lifetime experience to visit Falling Water. I mean I would never come here again, so help ne God!"

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    3. Re:Slightly related trivia... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I guarantee the roof leaked though.

      I suppose they coud've positioned these below the leaks. :)

    4. Re:Slightly related trivia... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      And people still havent't figured out why Wright named it what he did...

  4. This just proves that... by shikra · · Score: 1

    ...you CAN buy happiness with money :-) :-(

    1. Re:This just proves that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, obviously, you can't buy happiness with money.

      But you can buy clean water, nutritious food, medical care, nice clothing, heat and a/c, a house, a car, a wife, education/medical/etc for your kids, plane tickets to spiritual retreats, books, computers, movies, outings with friends, board games, pets, college degrees, political positions, votes, peace and quiet, and so on.

      Basically, anything and everything that you might need to be happy, including counseling and training in techniques for maintaining emotional health ("practicing happiness"), can be bought (and generally requires money to obtain).

      But the happiness itself; that's on you.

  5. The cliche's might be right by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

    There is growing body of legitimate scientific research on the best ways to achieve happiness. This research confirms a lot of the old cliches; the strongest contributing factors to happiness are meaningful relationships with family and friends, contributing to the community and a connection with nature. It makes sense when you recognize that our brains evolved 250,000 years ago and the conditions that optimize happiness are the same ones that were available before money, fame or luxury travel were ever invented.

    1. Re:The cliche's might be right by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > This research confirms a lot of the old cliches; the strongest contributing factors to happiness are meaningful relationships with family and friends,

      Agreed.

      Simon Sinek on Millennials in the Workplace

    2. Re:The cliche's might be right by gnick · · Score: 1

      It makes sense when you recognize that our brains evolved 250,000 years ago and the conditions that optimize happiness are the same ones that were available before money, fame or luxury travel were ever invented.

      Some people would claim that our brains are still evolving. Other people might claim that our brain started evolving even before the emergence of mammals.

      I'm not trying to discount your point. Happiness is an ancient drive, predating $$, etc. I am suggesting that happiness hasn't reached its final form and that it's older (and not specific to) the species.

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  6. Get it in writing by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

    This is why people get irate when you give advice as a "tip". That's totally inconsiderate ... unless you write it down.

    1. Re:Get it in writing by arth1 · · Score: 1

      What's inconsiderate is to not pay your employees enough to not rely on gratuities.
      No one should have to pay gratuity for someone just doing their job, but may choose to do so when the person provides a higher service level than what they were hired to provide.

      In this case, the delivery was unsolicited, and Einstein thus had no obligation to give a tip in any case. You can't just show up at anyone's door with something the recipient never asked for and expect a tip for that.

  7. Full Contents Of The Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The beach is a place where a man can feel
    He's the only soul in the world that's real,
    Well I see a face coming through the haze,
    I remember him from those crazy days.

    Ain't you the guy who used to set the paces
    Riding up in front of a hundred faces,
    I don't suppose you would remember me,
    But I used to follow you back in '63.

    I've got a good job
    And I'm newly born.
    You should see me dressed up in my uniform.
    I work in hotel, all gilt and flash.
    Remember the place where the doors were smashed?

    Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.
    Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.
    Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.
    Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.
    You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.

    Some nights I still sleep on the beach.
    Remember when stars were in reach.
    Then I wander in early to work,
    Spend the day licking boots for my perks.

    A beach is a place where a man can feel People often change
    But when I look in your eyes,
    You could learn a lot from
    A job like mine.
    The secret to me
    Isn't flown like a flag
    I carry it behind
    This little badge
    What says...

    Bell Boy!

  8. "News" ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when news were both relevant and useful?

    1. Re:"News" ... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I member! /memberberries

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  9. So, did he tip the bellboy after all? by snikulin · · Score: 1

    Just curious :)

    1. Re:So, did he tip the bellboy after all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only fools tip in Japan.
      Besides, after paying the bill at the Imperial, you wouldn't have anything left.

  10. Happiness is relative by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

    even with similar life rewards (good health, nice home, good spouse & kids, ...) those living the slow, rural life will tend to be happier than a frenetic, fast living city dweller.

  11. Timeless Deliveries? by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

    "I am really happy that there are people out there who are still interested in science and history and timeless deliveries in a world which is developing so fast," the seller said on condition of anonymity after the sale.

    What does that mean? Amazon's ultimate objective for world domination? What secret is written on the back of that note?

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  12. Ah, Einstein the wife beater by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    No mention on the paper was Einstein's use of his wife as a stress ball/punching bag

    1. Re:Ah, Einstein the wife beater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got some citation for that claim?

  13. "Thank you Einstein..." by s1d3track3D · · Score: 1

    A quiet and modest life brings more joy than a pursuit of success bound with constant unrest.

    Thank you Einstein...

  14. Reflect on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that statement motivate people to better themselves and make the world better for others, or to sit on the couch all day and never accomplish anything?

    That was a rhetorical question.

    And anyway I think the statement is false. The "constant unrest" of an achiever's life is not joyless. The two can be combined. The rosy image of a low-level functionary living contentedly on minimum wage is a complete fiction. And it thrives because of equivocation.

    When we say "money doesn't bring happiness" we do not mean that an absence of money does bring happiness. In fact, poverty tends to bring terrible suffering. If you can't afford adequate food, clothing, medical care....you will be miserable and your "modest life" will have some joy here and there....but nothing compared to the joy that someone who has all their needs met and can afford some recreational activities will have.

    My point....the money itself does not bring happiness. Happiness is a combination of genetic predisposition and one's skill at managing one's emotions. But a lack of money will make happiness quite hard, and an abundance of money will make it a whole lot easier. While it is still true that someone may lack money and yet be good at happiness, or someone may have money and be bad at it.....the overwhelming norm is that people with money have a much easier time finding happiness, and tend to do so.

    There are more poor people in the world than rich people. "Sour grapes" keeps the fiction of the miserable rich person alive. I am calling it out as just that, sour grapes.

    Having money is awesome, and I am quite happy because I have enough to live in an air-conditioned and heated house with instant access to clean water, and nutrient-rich food, the Internet, and on and on.

    Einstein was being patronizing.

    1. Re: Reflect on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My friend, money does NOT buy happiness. It DOES buy financial security which is a big thing, but happiness is still elusive to those with gobs of money.

      I know a number of people who are very wealthy and are some of the most miserable people I know. While poor folks struggle more, the experience for some causes them to reflect on what really matters and to make peace with their situation. For many rich people who've treated happiness like a drug, all they know is that spending money brings happy distractions... for a time and then they're left jonesing for a bigger "hit" and so the cycle continues. Those folks have never had to dig deep inside themselves to contemplate the meaning of life and understand what they truly need.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm one of those overachievers who enjoys the finer material things in life, but I've also learned that the end game is about getting to a point where I can leave behind the narcissistic corporate world and choose to find inner peace living modestly while not worrying about how to find it for whatever time I have left in this life.

  15. Bringing to light a simple truth, via insanity by elcor · · Score: 1

    any mean is good to bring balance back to a few who need it.

  16. Einstein's article for Monthtly Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still mostly ignored.
    Link

  17. Re:So, the note about "modest living"FTFY by zlives · · Score: 1

    engineers are working class,
    " they should have become" billionaires...

  18. Ha ha ha ha DON'T READ MY PARENT!!! Ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the killer joke

    Ahahahahahahaha[NO CARRIER]

  19. Re:Fraud of the Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend and I sent up a helium balloon that GPS reported achieve an elevation of well over 100e3ft above the surface. Right before it popped and was recovered via telemetry, it appeared to stop moving around with the atmosphere and moved in a straight line (no atmosphere). I checked, and the straight line was pretty similar to "scientism"'s report on the tilt of the Earth's axis. I mention the tilt only because I know that you will otherwise just claim that it just came in contact with the "dome/firmament" and stopped moving with air currents. Any rebuttal flat earth man?

  20. Re: He was a Jew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitler did nothing wrong...and wes bellamy is a N!gger!!!

  21. Jerusalem is not in Israel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever people think, Jerusalem is not in Israel it's in occupied Palestine.

  22. From theory to practice by anddna · · Score: 1

    It's all relative, you know.

  23. Re:Fraud of the Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a helium balloon move higher than the atmosphere? Your question is false.