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First Ever Anti-Aging Gene Discovered In a Secluded Amish Community (newsweek.com)

"This is one of the first clear-cut genetic mutations in human beings that acts upon aging and aging-related disease," Dr. Douglas Vaughan, a medical researcher at Northwestern University, told Newsweek. schwit1 quotes Science Alert: As far as we know, it looks like the only community in the world known to harbour it is an Old Order Amish community living in Indiana... Vaughan's team tested 177 people from the Amish community of Berne, Indiana, and found 43 people with one mutated SERPINE1 gene copy. Compared to the general Amish population, these 43 people had a 10 percent longer lifespan, and 10 percent longer telomeres (the DNA-protecting structures at the ends of our chromosomes that unravel when the cells reach the end of their lifespans). They also showed lower incidence of diabetes and lower insulin fasting levels. On top of that, the study showed a small indication of lower blood pressure and potentially more flexible blood vessels.

"For the first time we are seeing a molecular marker of aging (telomere length), a metabolic marker of aging (fasting insulin levels) and a cardiovascular marker of aging (blood pressure and blood vessel stiffness) all tracking in the same direction in that these individuals were generally protected from age-related changes," said Vaughan. These people also had 50 percent lower PAI-1 levels than average. It's not known exactly how PAI-1 contributes to aging, but it does play a role in a process called cellular senescence. This is when cells are no longer able to replicate, so they just go dormant. This contributes to the effects of aging.

159 comments

  1. If I have to be Amish to live longer by Snotnose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll die earlier. kthxby

    1. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It just seems longer :).

    2. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Amish life is much easier. They have far less to worry about and stress over.

    3. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true. But then again, one can protect one's self from tremendous amounts of worry and stress by staying single and not breeding. As a bonus you have more free time to chill out. No religious doctrines needed.

    4. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      The good news though is that this has nothing to do with lifestyle and is a gene. No reason we can't just splice it in to others once we make sure it doesn't have any substantial side effects. Unfortunately, some bioethicists will claim that this is unacceptable and say crap about the "human condition" and "human dignity" while ignoring that there's no dignity in slowly falling apart and dying with every aspect of your body painfully shutting down. Leon Kass and his ilk are a real problem for human progress.

    5. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure about offspring's affect on life expectancy, but men live longer when married.

    6. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by BLToday · · Score: 1

      Men live longer when married because we can’t spend our food money on ship containers of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. Plus, once you’re married you usually can’t spend your day playing video games. My Steam Library keeps growing (thank you Humble Bundle) and I haven’t finish a game since Titanfall 2 and DOOM (2016) were released.

    7. Re: If I have to be Amish to live longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Itâ(TM)s a gene that you want to reduce the use of, so you donâ(TM)t want to splice it into people, but rather inhibit it. I think you can take Metformin to reduce PAI-1

    8. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY! AND you have a LOT more money in your pocket as well. I love it!

    9. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      And suffer far more pain in the ass-ness.

    10. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's not why.

      Married men have someone in the house to call an ambulance should something happen. That's adds an automatic ten years, easy.

      Unmarried men are completely free to exercise, eat healthy, and self-regulate on the video games. Being nagged is not a benefit of marriage, it's a cost.

    11. Re: If I have to be Amish to live longer by Nephandus · · Score: 1

      And testosterone, while increasing sex-hormone-binding-globulin. Basically, taking years off your hormonal lifespan and all the physical and psychological effects that entails.

      --
      "A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."
  2. Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Its like we just discovered clean and healthy living....

  3. I wonder how they know the lifespan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of these 43 people. Or did they examine the already deceased?

    1. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by arth1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      of these 43 people. Or did they examine the already deceased?

      Given genes are genetic, and the mutation is widespread enough to not be completely new, the life span of the ancestors is significant. If someone with the gene had parents that lived 10 years longer than average, that's significant.
      Add to this the higher projected lifespan due to lower prevalence of e.g. obesity and D2.

      But before we get all hallelujah about this, looking for negative effects might be prudent too. If it was all positive, this mutation would likely be far more spread around than it is. While a semi-closed community, Amish do sometimes leave the fold and have children.

    2. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it depends when the mutation occurred, but even then the "leave-rs" would be such an insanely tiny fraction of the population of the US that it would be virtually impossible to find in the general population barring mandatory testing of everybody.

    3. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Positive or even neutral genes spread quite rapidly. A calculation I saw said that it will take no more than 200 generations for a non-malign mutation to spread from one averagely fertile person to half of the US population. If this is a relatively new mutation, with only a few generations, it should still be detectable.
      Either we're not looking, or it may not be a gene that survives well in a setting substantially different from the Amish. More studies seem warranted before breaking any apple cider bottles.

    4. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yah, and if you had some brains, you knew that is bollocks.

      A mutation/gene is not a virus. How would it spread? Hm?

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    5. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Momma did not explain birds and bees to you, did she?

    6. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      200 generations is still a pretty long time for humans, from a "ongoing research protocol" standpoint. Hard to suss out 3000 years of breeding.

    7. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by arth1 · · Score: 1

      A mutation/gene is not a virus. How would it spread? Hm?

      Genes spreads through procreation. Benign mutations spread more, and malign mutations spread less when subjected to evolutionary pressure, including competition from peers. You're just a vehicle for your genes to spread. I thought this was common knowledge?

    8. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by arth1 · · Score: 1

      200 generations is still a pretty long time for humans, from a "ongoing research protocol" standpoint. Hard to suss out 3000 years of breeding.

      From an individual's point of view, it's a very long time. From an evolutionary point of view, 200 generations is a very short time.

      It used to be far fewer generations, back when the reproductive rate and death rates were much higher. A substantial part of Europe have a lineage going directly back to Charlemagne, and that's far fewer generations.
      Of course, only the truly fundamental mutations will spread to the entire population. Like onset of male puberty adjusting to female puberty, or ability to fight diseases through fever. While others that are only mildly beneficial, like being able to move all fingers independently, never attain universality.

    9. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by crypticedge · · Score: 1

      Except that in an isolated community like within the Amish population, the gene is effectively cut off from the rest of the population. It wouldn't matter how beneficial it is if it's isolated.

    10. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The genes reproduce, like you do.
      But that means you give them to your next generation.
      They don't spread.

      To spread you need a situation where every generation statistically produces more than 2 kids per parent. Or has other breeding habits like cheating.

      If genes simply would spread like you first implied, we had no black, yellow, white, what ever races but would all look the same.

      "malign" has not much to do with it anyway unless you die before you breed.

      In other words: the spreading of genes we see is basically only a population growth thing and not a wandering of genes from one group of persons to other groups or an long term "distribution" over the whole population

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    11. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by arth1 · · Score: 1

      To spread you need a situation where every generation statistically produces more than 2 kids per parent.

      No, that doesn't follow. Genes spread even in declining populations. They just have to be more successful than other genes. The genes compete, and any small advantage reaps the benefit of the equivalent to compound interest. If one family gets 5% interest on their bank account, and another has to pay 5% interest to keep the money safe, as the years (generations) go by, the proportion shifts.

      If genes simply would spread like you first implied, we had no black, yellow, white, what ever races but would all look the same.

      You're assuming unlimited mobility, which is not the case. That people in Ireland does not look like people in Japan is precisely because genes spread - making the Irish more uniform, and making the Japanese more uniform. But until now, Ireland has been to far from Japanese for genes to spread much between the two countries.

      "malign" has not much to do with it anyway unless you die before you breed.

      No, that is also wrong. A gene that lowers interest in procreation would be malign from a genetic point of view. So would one that gives you traits making the opposite sex prefer someone else. Or one that make you produce fewer children, or indirectly makes you unable to feed them.

      And it is the statistical properties that are interesting here, not the individual or even the individual gene. If a combination of genes enables some to produce just a tiny percentage more viable offspring, no matter what the reason is, the genes that make up that combination will spread at the expense of other genes.

    12. Re:I wonder how they know the lifespan by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Genetic defects are unusually high among the Amish. This would tend to defeat the spread of a single genetic advantage from inside the Amish community out to the world in general. Splicing's the way to go.

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  4. It also gives you an aversion to tech by mveloso · · Score: 4, Funny

    The mutation also causes an aversion to technology and religious piety, so it's a non-starter for most.

    1. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an inherited tendency to inbreeding.

    2. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Which is interesting because the problem with inbreeding is mostly genetic, and it turns out they have good genes, at least when it comes to aging.
      Maybe we should inbreed more.

      It is not completely a joke btw, I've actually seen some serious research suggesting that a moderate amount of inbreeding is actually beneficial.

    3. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fitting because tech has an aversion to age. In the tech industry, you're expected to drop dead on your 30th birthday.

    4. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Didn't turn out so well for Joffrey

    5. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine being cast for a role because you have a little inbred pinch-face.

    6. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're expected to drop dead on your 30th birthday.

      Only if you are a useless tosser. The good tech people stay in the industry for decades. They never have issues with employment into their 50s. The poseurs get found out fast enough and so out the door with you.

    7. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Inbreeding is only objectively dangerous when the involved parties have a gene defect.
      If both have no gene defect there is no difference to ordinary breeding.

      And if in ordinary breeding one has a gene defect, there is no difference to inbreeding with a gene defect.

      Your genes don't know if the mate you mated is a relative or someone far away from being a relative.

      --
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    8. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen the Amish actually like technology, their religion just told them they can't use it. They happily accept lifts in cars driven by other people, for example.

      Reminds me of some Jews who won't turn electronics or cooking equipment on for one day a week. God said not to, but that's really inconvenient so they buy a 24 hour timer and set it the day before. The rule says don't light a fire, if one happens to start on your stove then apparently it's fine to cook with it.

      Which also reminds me of my cat when he sits in the fruit bowl, then looks at me like "what? I'm not ON the table!"

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    9. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Maybe beneficial if you had some strong selective pressure to help ensure the individuals that ended up with the 'bad' genes got weeded out. I suppose if the epidemic continues the isolated rural communities will become resistant to opioid poisoning and aversion to developing depression but they're not going to develop super strength.

    10. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >Reminds me of some Jews who won't turn electronics or cooking equipment on for one day a week.

      I believe that's because they're not allowed to make a spark. But as you said, they find workarounds. And then there's the eruv - where they put string around a neighborhood to turn the outside into inside so that God's restrictions aren't so onerous. That's right... you can lawyer your way around God's rules with technicalities, because obviously loopholes are consistent with edicts set by an infallible omnipotent being.

      They're not the only religion to do things like that either, because people will ultimately do what they want and find justifications for it.

    11. Re: It also gives you an aversion to tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo ding ding we have a winner. Well explained.

      Your god supposedly wanted the spirit of its laws followed, not the letter you tards. In fact the loophole likely exists because the wording was kept simple so that such small minded followers had hopes of minimally understanding the basic spirit of its desires. How "smart" of you to trick it.

      Yet the shunning and forced hatred of various groups is somehow followed as if they understood the spirit and won't try to "work-around"(read: cheat) those rules..... No no... Because they actually like to hate and only barter with their kind.

    12. Re:It also gives you an aversion to tech by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I don't know what Jewish heaven is like, but if I believed in such a thing I wouldn't want to risk damnation because I couldn't lawyer my way past all the obvious bullshit I pulled to get around God's rules during my lifetime.

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  5. The highs and lows by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They've found a gene mutation that adds 10% to your lifespan. That's good!

    If you have two copies, you get a nasty blood disorder. That's bad.

    But maybe they can isolate the specific effect that slows ageing and give us a pill. That's good!

    It's not ready yet, and I'm middle aged already. That's bad.

    1. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 0

      They've found a gene mutation that adds 10% to your lifespan. That's good!

      Why exactly is this good, without begging the question?

    2. Re:The highs and lows by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Because people in general don't want to die

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    3. Re:The highs and lows by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Why exactly is this good, without begging the question?

      Would you consider it bad if you lived 10% less? No? How about 25%? When does bad kick in for you?

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    4. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Would you consider it bad if you lived 10% less? No? How about 25%? When does bad kick in for you?

      When the net contribution to survival of my genes becomes negative, I become a non-symbiotic parasite. Then it's time to die.

      And that's what evolution will select for too. Those who don't spend an ever-growing portion of their resources on keeping old people alive at all costs will easily win, long term. Fighting it is a battle that cannot be won, and is why we don't live to 300 years already. Nature selects against that.

    5. Re:The highs and lows by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Because people in general don't want to die

      That makes it desirable, now what makes it good?
      Will the future of our far descendants be better if we spend an ever growing amount of resources on keeping people alive?

      So...you're insinuating that this is bad?

      May I add that we already spent an ever growing amount of ressources on the growing (and older) human population?

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      Elok
    6. Re:The highs and lows by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      Resource consumption of an older person is likely lower than the resource production lost when a prime aged individual has to devote time to child care. If you are alive and functional at 90 you are on to 3rd or 4th generation care depending on breeding age cycles.

    7. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 0

      So...you're insinuating that this is bad?

      From an evolutionary perspective, I cannot see how it could not be bad. Those who don't will easily win, by having more resources for their offspring, and those who spend a significant amount of resources on keeping people alive will be selected against in that competition.

    8. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Statistics show otherwise.
      For 2010, the average personal expenses (out-of pocket + insurance) for healthcare for a 45-64 year old was $8,370, and the total expenses (including medicare/medicaid/other) $13,115.
      For an 85+ year old, the average personal expenses was $34,783, and the total expenses $131,164.
      (Source: www.cms.gov)
      That's not covering non-healthcare expenses. While the costs for consumables likely are lower, housing and electricity isn't going to be any lower just because an old person lives there instead of a younger one. Let's say $20k/year for living expenses.

      You can buy an awful lot of services from babysitters and pedagogues for $150k/year.

      Face it, we're not doing this for logical reasons, but emotional ones. And we will pay the price of not spending our resources on our young but the elderly. We're borrowing from our children and grandchildren, raising debt that they will have to deal with. Whether it's worth it is up to each individual, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's a net plus for your children and grandchildren.

    9. Re:The highs and lows by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      That makes it desirable, now what makes it good?

      Because there's only one definition of 'good' that makes sense to me, and that is achieving what I desire.

      --

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    10. Re:The highs and lows by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      So at what age are you planning on offing yourself to save society the ills of caring for you?

      You said you were reaching the end of your productive life, Will it be drugs? A rope? Bullet to the brainpan (messy, not recommended)?

      I think you're all talk. If you don't do it you're a hypocrite.

      --
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    11. Re:The highs and lows by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Good is a value judgement. I want to have more choice in when and how I die, so anything that reduces the effective limitations on my choice is good in my opinion.

    12. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Our values make it good.

      Good and bad are opinions that we form based on a combination of the facts, and our desires. So, the desirability of this is what makes it good.

      Of course, there is no objective "good." Everyone's opinions will vary. Some things are widely-agreed-upon as good, others not. This one will be widely-agreed-upon as good, because most people would prefer to live longer (economic impacts notwithstanding).

      All of this should be obvious. Yes, even to someone who is quite young and still has much to learn.

    13. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Because there's only one definition of 'good' that makes sense to me, and that is achieving what I desire.

      To spend 20 years in diapers, all your friends dead, and your mind dying a little more every day, but for a while still knowing that you cost your children and grandchildren a fortune they can't use for better things?
      If that's "good" in your definition, you're entitled to think so. But I'm also entitled to call you both selfish and short-sighted..

    14. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are genetically likely to live 10% longer, your quality of life vis-a-vis health for the first 70 years will probably be noticeably better than your peers.

      Shoot yourself 10% early -- you still have had a better life than most people.

      We need this gene in everyone. We also need Carousel.

    15. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a simple evolutionary standpoint, we should all ideally be dying at about 45. But we continue to help the herd until later, so living longer is good. The moment we're a drain on society, though, it should be "off to the glue factory!"

    16. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You said you were reaching the end of your productive life, Will it be drugs? A rope? Bullet to the brainpan (messy, not recommended)?

      It's quite frankly none of your business.
      That said, there are non-messy ways to go too. Refusal of medical services past the age of productivity is common in some cultures. It works quite well on a larger scale, as it weeds out the worst cases first, and our genetic disposition for not living forever comes stronger into play. We haven't evolved to live long lives, because it's not a benefit for our genes, so most of us won't have long natural lives without medical intervention.

    17. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this means the 10% bump is GOOD. It delays the cost ramp up. We need to get more rigorous about smothering people when they're 2 standard deviations past the cost mean, though.

    18. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks to me like you're trying very hard to convince yourself that your euthanasia plan 'for the greater good' is a good one.
      Good luck once the time comes.

    19. Re:The highs and lows by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit if far future descendants even exist, much less have a better life? It's completely illogical to worry about those who have not even been conceived.

    20. Re:The highs and lows by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Objectively speaking, what's better than keeping ones parents alive? Just because you're an anti-social shit who raised his children to hate old people doesn't mean that rest of us are.

    21. Re:The highs and lows by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Evolution doesn't select for anything, you ignorant and stupid deadweight. You've already passed your prime and you're too stupid and/or hypocritical to admit it.

    22. Re:The highs and lows by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      In other words, you have no plan, and you're a lying piece of shit.

    23. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      In other words, you have no plan, and you're a lying piece of shit.

      Given that the only way to prove anything would be to become a burden and then either die or not, what exactly can anyone be expecting here? That I maim myself to become unproductive, and then see what happens? Are you stupid, insane or just an internet wanker?

    24. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit if far future descendants even exist, much less have a better life?

      They do.
      Which is why a good part of the human population do care about things like climate change, and think alt-right egotism is a sad blight.

    25. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Objectively speaking, what's better than keeping ones parents alive?

      Objectively, keeping your children alive is better.
      Each child has half your genes, and can propagate them, unlike your parents, who have become dead ends.

    26. Re:The highs and lows by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why would it not?
      I would prefer to live for ever ... no idea about you.

      --
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    27. Re:The highs and lows by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That is easy to prevent.
      Do sports, particularly martial arts.

      cost your children and grandchildren a fortune they can't use for better things?
      Why are you so money focused?

      Oh ... you live in a country with no health care?

      What can be a better thing than helping your parents or kids or other relatives? You see: with your attitude you would be stoned in any asian/buddhist country. Completely different idea about what is moraly right and what is moraly wrong.

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    28. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Evolution doesn't select for anything, you ignorant and stupid deadweight.

      The full name is "Evolution through natural selection", and is probably the most solid scientific theory, undisputed among pretty much anyone not afflicted by radical religion.

    29. Re:The highs and lows by BLToday · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this exchange:

      Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
      Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
      Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
      Homer: That's good.
      Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
      Homer: That's bad.
      Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
      Homer: That's good!
      Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
      [Homer looks puzzled]
      Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
      Homer: Can I go now?

    30. Re:The highs and lows by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      Why the anger over this? Are you surprised that we spend a lot on healthcare for old people? This is not a secret.

      These statistics are right, and they apply to everyone in the way that statistics generally do. That is, while there are plenty of people who work until they die and incur minimal health care costs, that's not the case for most people.

      However, we have built our society so that more money is available to spend on the elderly. People save for their entire lives just to be able to pay for health care at the end of their life. It's why the stock market needs to keep going up, and why we have low inflation.

    31. Re:The highs and lows by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Will the future of our far descendants be better if we spend an ever growing amount of resources on keeping people alive?

      And what makes you think that their interests are the objective standard for what's better? If you're really fucked up enough to not understand why it's better that people live rather than die, you deserve to have your asshat question turned back at you (and probably worse).

    32. Re:The highs and lows by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What we want is booster spice, that keeps you from ageing. Start taking it in your 20s and stay young forever.

      Even better, figure out how to reverse ageing so us poor buggers over the age of 30 can be young again.

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    33. Re: The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dislike more people than I like. Most just sit and explain how my advantages should be zero, even if those advantages are derived from hard work and time investment. I skipped parties and half the social life you enjoyed, now its MY time to enjoy the advantages when I conquer you in the workforce and happen to be white and male.

      Id enjoy seeing less people around in general since we would have less of this theft they call "sharing" and being "fair" which only harms and steals the spotlight of those that sacrificed to obtain those skills.

    34. Re:The highs and lows by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume there'll be spending of more resources on older people? If the gene expands their live spans and general health, they are functional for longer and can retire later in life. Besides, while older age is certainly no guarantee of maturity or wisdom, you'll more likely to find it there.
      Careful what you wish for; Logan's Run, ever hear of it?

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    35. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      What we want is booster spice, that keeps you from ageing. Start taking it in your 20s and stay young forever.

      That would be a terrible idea unless coupled with population control measures that many would consider draconian.
      And even then, it might not be a good idea. If we slow down the reproductive rate to compensate for a longer fertile lifespan, we fall back in the red queen race, and diseases and parasites get ahead of us, because their rate won't slow down. Sex and generation changes is a weapon we use to fight diseases and parasites - our offspring are not identical to ourselves, but only has 50% of our genes. The bugs' specialist adaptation to work on us won't necessarily work on our offspring. We clean the slate, and prevent most diseases from being transmitted to our offspring.

    36. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But maybe they can isolate the specific effect that slows ageing and give us a pill. That's good!

      That's the hard part. How could you deliver the effect into human bodies. Could it just simply be absorbed into our body? I highly doubt. So I'm not sure that able to isolate the specific effect would do any good just yet.

    37. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says the gene adds that 10% to the END of your life? Maybe it just makes your middle-age level of health last longer.

      And anyway, if one has kids one probably spent a fortune in money and effort raising them, and hence is entitled to have the favor returned. Furthermore, if one has enough money saved up, then it isn't costing the kids any money at all!

      If one doesn't have money saved up...well...that's what you get for being stupid.

    38. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Who says the gene adds that 10% to the END of your life? Maybe it just makes your middle-age level of health last longer.

      That would be even more terrible, if it prolongs the reproductive time span, without also reducing fertility. Not only because it would trigger a population explosion, but because the generation churn is one of our main defences against diseases and parasites, so unless the mutation also provides a benefit to the genes (not to the individual), it would be handing our predators a gift on a silver plate.

    39. Re:The highs and lows by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      By the time my generation is reaching that age, nursing homes will be gamer heaven. Its safe to assume that full immersive VR will be a mature technology. D&D will have replaced bingo as the tabletop game of choice. 20 years of getting high and playing games? Sign me up.

    40. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comes with a free frogurt.

    41. Re:The highs and lows by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Evolution among humans is very near to being obsolete, and is already obsolete for many species most useful to humanity, like dogs. Through genetic editing, humanity will control what humanity is.

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    42. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've found a gene mutation that adds 10% to your lifespan. That's good!

      If you have two copies, you get a nasty blood disorder. That's bad.

      But maybe they can isolate the specific effect that slows ageing and give us a pill. That's good!

      It's not ready yet, and I'm middle aged already. That's bad.

      But the frogurt contains Potassium Benzoate!!!

    43. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To spend 20 years in diapers, all your friends dead, and your mind dying a little more every day, but for a while still knowing that you cost your children and grandchildren a fortune they can't use for better things?
      If that's "good" in your definition, you're entitled to think so. But I'm also entitled to call you both selfish and short-sighted..

      The implication of this gene is that it increases both lifespan and quality of life into old age, so your argument doesn't track.

    44. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For 2010, the average personal expenses (out-of pocket + insurance) for healthcare for a 45-64 year old was $8,370, and the total expenses (including medicare/medicaid/other) $13,115.
      For an 85+ year old, the average personal expenses was $34,783, and the total expenses $131,164.

      So, going by the actual population distribution, in which the 85+ crowd is about 8.4% of the size of the 45-64 year old crowd, the total average personal expenses of the 85+ crowd would be 35% of the total average personal expenses of the 45-64 year old crowd and the total total expenses (not sure of a better way to phrase that) would be 84% of the total total expenses of the 45-64 crowd. You added the personal expenses to the total expenses, to get your $150,000 per year, but I'm not sure you're supposed to add them, Anyway, if I did, then the percentage would just get even lower for the 85+ crowd. So, what you've shown here is that, as a group, healthcare actually costs less for the 85+ people than the 45-64 (you seem to have ignored a couple of decades in here to make your numbers look better, so we'll just continue to leave the 65-84 crowd out). So, broadly speaking, we've learned that, amortized over an average lifetime, healthcare costs about the same for each age bracket after 45.

    45. Re:The highs and lows by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The implication of this gene is that it increases both lifespan and quality of life into old age, so your argument doesn't track.

      If it increases both at a similar rate, the net productive range is stretched, but so is the net unproductive rate that follows it. That's not beneficial.
      In no species on the planet has prolonging life past child rearing been selected for by evolution. It's not a net benefit to the offspring.

    46. Re:The highs and lows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most effective way to make you not die is to make your more healthy. This very story is saying that multiple markers of not just longevity but health are improved with this gene. The idea here is not just to make you live longer, it is to make you healthy longer. That way you can be positive contribution for a longer time with no longer of a period of bad health.

  6. Stephen King by PPH · · Score: 1

    Children of the Corn.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  7. So they live longer because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they've been spending most their lives living in an Amish paradise?

    1. Re:So they live longer because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think all the drive by cornings would make their lives shorter....

    2. Re:So they live longer because... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because they never wear buttons but they've got cool hats and their homies agree they really look good in black.

    3. Re:So they live longer because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I finish all of mine chores, and thou finishest thine, then to-night we're going to party like it's 1699!

  8. Not for atheists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry..

    1. Re: Not for atheists by aliquis · · Score: 1

      That's not how genes and science work.

    2. Re: Not for atheists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so sure. We don't know what else this gene does.

  9. Re:DUPE! NOT NEWS! by grim4593 · · Score: 1

    Just because it was posted somewhere else earlier doesn't mean this isn't news that is valuable to read. This is the first I have seen of this particular story (I don't spend time at drudgereport).

  10. It Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Live long and prosper*

    *See "prosper" as defined by the Amish.

    I think I'll take "short and sweet," thank you very much.

  11. Re: Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    âStop fearing death; once past your prime, and your net contributions are negative, accept death.â(TM)

    After you.

  12. Re:Um diet? by viperidaenz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you lived in a tribe in Africa thousands of years ago, you'd be thankful for the "elderly" looking after your kids so you can go out an gather food or hunt for it.
    Once past your prime there are still ways to contribute to the survival of your species, if you live in a society.

  13. Re:Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then please give up:
    - Running clean hot and cold water instead of dirty water
    - Indoor plumbing instead of festering outhouses
    - Air conditioned and insulated homes instead of drafty shacks
    - Fridges full of sterile and nutritious food instead of hunting and gathering
    - Cushy office jobs instead of back-breaking labor in the sun
    - Pharmacies filled with skin creams and various potions
    - Giving birth in hospitals
    - Almost magical medical care (Seriously. Look at what medicine was 100 years ago)
    - Antibiotics galore
    - Medications for conditions previously considered "natural" aging now being controlled

    These are all artificial means to extend life.

  14. Re: Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandparents help raise their children's children. Huge help in not only babysitting but passing along knowledge. How do you think we got to where we are technologically?

  15. Re:Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    If you lived in a tribe in Africa thousands of years ago, you'd be thankful for the "elderly" looking after your kids so you can go out an gather food or hunt for it.
    Once past your prime there are still ways to contribute to the survival of your species, if you live in a society.

    True, but your net contribution to the genes you sowed must be higher than the cost of competing for the resources, otherwise the genes of those who die earlier will be selected for.

  16. Re:Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    These are all artificial means to extend life.

    Those are all artificial means that increase the quality of life. Don't confuse quality of life with longevity. Even if the same remedies often increase both, they are two very different goals.

  17. ...hey, i remembre this movie!.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081664/?ref_=nv_sr_2

  18. Re: Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 0

    Grandparents help raise their children's children. Huge help in not only babysitting but passing along knowledge. How do you think we got to where we are technologically?

    To be honest, there's little you can learn from your grandparents that you can't learn from your parents. And when someone pushes the 90s, what, exactly, do you learn from them?

    Again, the net contribution to the genes that were passed on has to be positive. Unless the benefits the old animal gives exceeds the detrimentals (like competition for resources, time spent that could be spent obtaining resources, decreased mobility), nature will select against extended life. Those who die at the point where net benefit turns to zero will be selected for.

  19. Re: Um diet? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

    You are advancing a false dichotomy, and allude to this fact in your post. The two goals are not mutually exclusive, and are indeed complementary.

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  20. Re: Um diet? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    It wasn't from my grandparents, or even my parents; that much I can assure you.

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  21. Re: Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    You are advancing a false dichotomy, and allude to this fact in your post. The two goals are not mutually exclusive, and are indeed complementary.

    That doesn't imply that both are good. They don't have to be mutually exclusive - they can be orthogonal. Increased quality of life can be good without increased longevity being good. That's why it's a real dichotomy, not a false one.

  22. Re: Um diet? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2

    âStop fearing death; once past your prime, and your net contributions are negative, accept death.â(TM)

    After you.

    The rallying call of slavers seeing the population as laborers, in broken unicode.

  23. Re:Um diet? by Kjella · · Score: 1

    But the question I want to ask is whether living longer is a good thing. Once past the age of reproduction, the genes do not benefit from people living on forever - then they become competitors for resources used by the offspring.

    If there weren't evolutionary advantages to long lifespans we'd all be mayflies. Raising a child is a huge commitment in time and resources, not just physically but we spend years in school learning all the basic skills. As a society we're probably more productive and thus more evolutionary "fit" the more results we get after spending 20-25 years raising you. Besides, we've pretty much negated all natural selection by trying to save all genes no matter how poor they might be. And a larger resource footprint only means there's room for fewer, but there's always a sustainable size. It's exponential growth that's not sustainable, as long as we don't have more than ~2.1 kids we'll adjust fine. But when the average number of kids was like 5 and like two generation is 5*5 = 25, three generations 5*5*5 = 125... yeah that's not sustainable.

    --
    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  24. Re:Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    If there weren't evolutionary advantages to long lifespans we'd all be mayflies. Raising a child is a huge commitment in time and resources, not just physically but we spend years in school learning all the basic skills.

    True, and the human lifespan reflects that. Those who died early while still being net contributors were selected against, and so did those who lived overly long. Based on the human reproductive cycle, and a mix between living in hardship and living with surplus, evolution is at a point where it's beneficial to live past the reproductive cycle, but not too long past it.

    And a larger resource footprint only means there's room for fewer, but there's always a sustainable size.

    Yes, and no. Our biggest adversary is other humans, and if one group of people put an ever-growing ratio of their resources into prolonging life, while another doesn't, the latter will be rewarded, long term.

    I think that in our quest to defeat evolution, we lose sight of "long term". Other species never had to deal with competitors that defy evolution; it's not something we are fully equipped to deal with either. I fear that the cruel laws of nature will catch up, as it always does, and that our refusal to adapt and try to impose "morals" on what's amoral will be our downfall.

  25. Re: Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? You think that old people have nothing to contribute to society? Even if my 90yo mother babysits my children, she can entertain them with stories, help teach them values and morality. Not to mention the economic benefits my wife and I would gain by not having to pay for daily care... Your arguments are weak on speak to your immaturity... Im gping to guess that your under 30 and have yet to contribute to the gene pool... Not surprising, though. This is /.

  26. Re:Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Semantics. I have free will. I want to live longer.

  27. Re: Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 0

    Seriously? You think that old people have nothing to contribute to society?

    I never said that. I even put the significant word net in emphasis, so even the most feeble-minded wouldn't think I said that.

    Even if my 90yo mother babysits my children, she can entertain them with stories, help teach them values and morality. Not to mention the economic benefits my wife and I would gain by not having to pay for daily care.

    Be brutally honest - does the non-sentimental value of that exceed the ever-growing costs of keeping her around?

    Also, you lost me at "teach ... morality". If morality doesn't come from within, but indoctrination is needed, your family is part of the problem, not the solution.

    Im gping to guess that your under 30 and have yet to contribute to the gene pool...

    Actually, no, I'm nearing the end of my productive life, and the genes go on, even if I won't. I'm fine with that.

  28. Re:Um diet? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    There is no hell you're going to burn in for eternity

    You may be right, but such a statement is not any less unfalsifiable than the notion that god exists in the first place.

  29. Re: Um diet? by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    âStop fearing death; once past your prime, and your net contributions are negative, accept death.â(TM)

    After you.

    Not necessarily. For many, they leave an estate that serves society in a positive way. At least that's my intention.

    --
    In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
  30. Re: Um diet? by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

    "Be brutally honest - does the non-sentimental value of that exceed the ever-growing costs of keeping her around?"

    Let's see how you feel about that once you've reached an age of costing more than you're worth. I bet you'll gain a whole new philosophy and become a total hypocrite. I doubt you will be the first in line at the Euthanasia Center.

    Spoken like a true (young and healthy) conservative.

    --
    Donald Trump, on a crusade to make Nixon look respectable
  31. Re:Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    You may be right, but such a statement is not any less unfalsifiable than the notion that god exists in the first place.

    The null hypothesis does not need to be falsifiable.

  32. It's not LIN28A, but... by eli2k · · Score: 1

    Sarah, we must keep them away from the Dyad Institute and Neolution! This gene SERPINE1 is what P.T. Westmorland has been searching for to extend his pitiful life.

  33. Re:Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a hedonist, I would prefer to live longer, so I can enjoy more. I have no interest in accepting a premature death just so the younger generation won't have to compete against me for resources. Nor do I consider it morally obligatory to do so.

    It just so happens that I earned the resources that are under my control, and as such I feel quite justified in utilizing some of them to extend my lifespan, so I can use the rest to pursue joy.

    Unlike you, however, I am not demanding that anyone else should lay down and die so that I might benefit. You are quite audacious.

  34. Re:Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop fearing death; once past your prime, and your net contributions are negative, accept death.

    Sounds like someone's got a financial stake in the funeral business.

  35. Sadly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly they'll probably never read this slashdot article. ;-(

  36. Re: Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Let's see how you feel about that once you've reached an age of costing more than you're worth. I bet you'll gain a whole new philosophy and become a total hypocrite. I doubt you will be the first in line at the Euthanasia Center.

    I have contingency plans in place should I become a burden, and they don't involve spending huge amounts of money getting medical assistance to die, when my family can do better with that money than the leechers. Right now, I'm still reasonably productive, but still have a DNR.
    Enough about me - how about you? You'll gladly be a burden for others, including your own children? Does that make you feel proud?

  37. Re: Um diet? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    You should have looked up the word dichotomy before replying. You just again admitted it was not one and then claimed it was one again.

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  38. Re:Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone's got a financial stake in the funeral business.

    No, and you haven't thought this one through. Everybody dies. Those with a financial stake in the funeral business would be those who lobby against birth control. The more people that get born, the more people there are that undoubtedly will die.

  39. Re: Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    You should look up the difference between dichotomy and false dichotomy. You seem to think that the two are the same.

  40. Re:Um diet? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Actually, the very essence of a null hypothesis demands falsifiable... a null hypothesis can always be disproven with a single counterexample. For example, a null hypothesis might be there are no elephants in my deep freezer. Finding a single elephant in my freezer would disprove the hypothesis, so the null statement is definitely falsifiable. Suggesting there is no hell, however, is not really falsifiable because the notion of hell, being no less abstractly defined than god, would not necessarily need to exist in a place or time that we can observe, and is thus immune to the every conceivable attempt to disprove it. It is isomorphically equivalent to saying that outside of the observable universe, nothing at all exists, which may very well be the case, but no self respecting scientist would ever claim it as anything more than the hypothesis that it is, and would never assert it as fact simply because it can't possibly ever be refuted.

  41. Re: Um diet? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    Unless your plan is a bullet to the brain, your plan will leave as a burden to someone. Now, if only you realized that you stopped being productive 2 or 3 decades ago.

  42. Re:Um diet? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Finding a single elephant in my freezer would disprove the hypothesis
    For very small amounts of elephant or very big forms of deep freezers.

    I'm not sure, what scares me more :D

    --
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  43. Re: Um diet? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

    You are a fucking moron.

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  44. It's a double mistake, actually by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    They aren't older. They just LOOK way older than they really are.

    And they don't live longer. It just seems to them that way because, well, have you ever spent a few weeks without TV, computer or anything that a normal person would consider entertaining? Time REALLY gets long.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  45. Re:Um diet? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    There is a genetic benefit for us to live longer and past our burning age.
    Humans are communal animals so for those past child baring age role is to watch over the kids while their parents who are in their prime fight for supplies. They will also teach lessons from the past as each generation doesn’t have to make the same mistakes.
    So with the elderly it makes sure the next generation is safe.

    The Baby Boomers however culturally just recked the norm because they are afraid to get old and hord their success to themselves for their own purposes. So the melenials and late Gen X parents are going at it alone. As grandpa and grandma are too buisy with their lives to watch over the kids, because now both parents need to work to survive.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  46. And anybody han switch those genes by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    just hard work, no booze, no phone, no tv, no internet, no electricity, no coffee for a couple of hundred years.

  47. Re:Um diet? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    It is simple math. Two grandkids = 1 your own kid.

    Two nephews/nieces = 1 your own son or daughter

    Genetic distance = probability of finding your gene in that person = 0.5 for son/daughter/sibling

    Distance to child= 0.5

    Distance to child's child = 0.5 * 0.5 = 0.25

    Distance to nephew = 0.5 * 0.5 = 0.25

    Number if nephew/niece you need to raise to get the equivalent of fathering/bearing a child yourself = 2 Gay uncle theory ; why/how gay genes persist in genepool

    In early days when infant mortality was high, there is no guarantee popping off the dad/mom and diverting the resources they consumed to get more children is going to get more of your genes to next generation. If it costs less to keep mom/dad alive than to put the mother through another child birth and raise a child to adulthood, it is better to spend the resources on the parents.

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  48. Unsurprising by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    This is basically a society of "You young whipper snappers, get off my lawn with your fancy 'wheel'. In our days...", so the older they get the more they prove their point.

  49. CRISPR by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    CRISPR gene editing is putting plausible biohacking on the agenda, so probably not necessary. It is only a matter of time before enhancement genes start entering our genome.

    https://www.newscientist.com/a...
    Paywalled but citing for source.

  50. Mixed races by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Hammer me all you want, but, mixing of races, can have some impact in genetics. Same as marrying your sister/cousins...it screws up the DNA.

    1. Re:Mixed races by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm...instead of being "hammered," Sir Douchebag gets a 2.

      Maybe the Amish have a point...

    2. Re:Mixed races by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Mixing races and incest are at opposite ends of deleteriousness in terms of genetics... especially considering you can undo inbreeding with a good outcrossing.

  51. Re: Um diet? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Conservative? No. Conservatives (especially social conservatives) rail against liberals for exactly this. It's conservatives who are opposed to euthanasia and abortion. It's atheists (mostly progressive) who are in favor of "culling the herd."

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    Vote 3rd Party in 2016 and beyond
  52. Re: Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proud to steal your off-springs last meal ? A burden for the unburdened ya think ? Life's worth extending only if it gets me living long enough to observe somebody smash your smarmy bitchslut face. Ah ... nice, very nice ...

  53. Telomeres by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    The gene increases telomeres length by 10%, the age increase is a secondary effect of that. Perhaps the blood disease is as well and they can be separated.

    1. Re:Telomeres by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Telemeres may only be one factor, and in fact other ageing research indicates that this is the case.

      Admittedly I am fairly ignorant on the subject (not being a medical researcher, biologist, or geneticist), but I believe telomeres are more or less analogous to a countdown timer, to let cells know when it's time to stop reproducing as the odds of critical errors have grown too high. If you extend the timer, you're still not fixing the underlying failures.

      Now, if you had some way of fixing deleterious mutation in situ... self-repairing teleomeres would seem the way to go. Eternal cell lines, and you 'just' kill off mistakes as they happen.

      And that's still ignoring a few other major root issues that cause ageing. We really need to get to a technological level where we can redesign an organism from scratch, because humans are not particularly well put together compared to the improvements we can envision.

  54. Re:Um diet? by arth1 · · Score: 1

    That is not how evolution works. There's no incentive to preserve identical genes, only direct lineages. Evolution works at the level of the individual, not the species or even family, other than as a mean to assist in propagating your genes. Not identical genes, but ones that actually came from and passed through the individual.
    The belief that evolution works at a species level hails back to the early days of Darwin/Wallace, but has since been abandoned.

  55. LIE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's proof. Married men do not live longer than men who stay single all their lives. They only outlived men who got married and then divorced.

    Since getting married means you are taking a chance on divorce, then getting married means you are taking a chance on shortening your lifespan. And if you don't get divorced, you lifespan is back where it would have been if you never got married.

  56. Re:Um diet? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    Where'd you get that idea? Population genetics is still 'a thing'

  57. Re:Um diet? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    No. Genes are the survivors. Bodies are disposable.

    Richard Dawkins was too clever and too subtle in naming his book The Selfish Gene. He was trying to answer the question, Are genes our way of making more copies of ourselves? Or, our bodies are the gene's way for making more genes. Accepting of anthropomorphizing bits of DNA and attributing intelligence and purpose as shorthand, his point was, the genes selfishly replicate themselves using animal bodies, species or even genus. But the general press mistook it to mean "there is a gene that makes people selfish" and most people who did not read the book, and those who did not have the brainpower to understand the book criticized him so much and annointed him as the apostle of atheism.

    But, his point is valid. Helping my brother have two kids is as good as me having one child.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  58. Re: Um diet? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

    Actually, my observation about conservatives is that they tend to love their elderly relatives a lot. It's the "liberals" who want to see them euthanised.

  59. "Amish... nothing to do with lifestyle" wut? by Rujiel · · Score: 1

    It has everything to do with lifestyle, namely that a city life entailing being doused in barely-tested chemicals all day is worse for your body than a rural existence.

  60. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scrapple is a super food!

  61. Re:Um diet? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    I want to ask is whether living longer is a good thing....they become competitors for resources... blah blah blah

    My life is of benefit to myself. I'm not going to be a sucker for your foul plan to make me feel guilty for living.

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  62. Gonna Get Me an Amish Woman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't help me live longer, damn. Maybe the kids. Also have to start working on the swearing thing...

  63. Re: Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're kidding right? In my experience, the people in favor of various flavors of genocide are US-Style "conservatives" by a ratio of about 10 to 1. Take Duterte, the guy from the Philippines that Trump was fawning all over. He literally sponsors the murder of drug addicts. Not just drug kingpins or street level dealers, but the actual customers. He has them murdered in the street. And he's obviously conservative, and his heavily conservative base love him.

    Generally speaking, if it involves the death of another human (death penalty, war, wiping out entire races, etc.) the support is overwhelmingly conservative when there is. Pretty much the only exception to this is the very tricky subject of abortion. Even there, it's not exactly as if there are many liberals who are for abortion itself. It's about the rights of the mother, and pragmatism. The simple fact is that, when abortions are illegal, they're usually performed in greater number and much less safely than when they're legal. Also, liberals tend to believe that social ills can be reduced by reducing poverty and providing safety nets, while conservatives rail on about granting tacit permission for young people to have sex and welfare queens, etc. For conservatives, forbidding and shaming when that fails are the way to go. Liberals tend to recognize that human nature makes interdiction of certain things largely pointless (and it's weird that social conservatives don't foresee black markets arising to fulfill illicit needs considering the strong overlap with the free market economy fans) and that shame likewise just drives these things underground.

  64. Re: Um diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Ok. Can we throttle back on the partisan dehumanization of political opponents here? Maybe we can try recognizing that most people are human and not bloodthirsty monsters and that the vast majority of people, even if they're liberals (which appears to translate as "demon" to some people), love their families?

  65. Time to start harvesting Amish by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    i can has splice plz ? the splice extends life ... arakkis

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  66. RTFA to find out about cancer by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    To find out what if anything the article has to say about cancer, I guess I'll just have to RTFA.

    Because nobody's going to read it for me.

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    1. Re:RTFA to find out about cancer by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Nothing at the links about their cancer incidence.

      As I understand it, longer telomeres increase the risk of cancer, because cancer cells divide so much. Each division shortens the telomeres, and eventually the cancer cells run out of telomere, and quit dividing.

      If this is true, those Amish can be expected to have more cancer than those in that Amish community with the common form of the SERPINE1 gene -- unless they've got some way to beat it that doesn't involve using up telomere.

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