Amazon Launches a Cloud Service For US Intelligence Agencies (cnbc.com)
Amazon Web Services on Monday introduced cloud service for the CIA and other members of the U.S. intelligence community. From a report: The launch of the so-called AWS Secret Region comes six years after AWS introduced GovCloud, its first data center region for public sector customers. AWS has since announced plans to expand GovCloud. The new Secret Region signals interest in using AWS from specific parts of the U.S. government. In 2013 news outlets reported on a $600 million contract between AWS and the CIA. That event singlehandledly helped Amazon in its effort to sign up large companies to use its cloud, whose core services have been available since 2006.
Why not just post all our Top Secret documents on Twitter where all enemies of the U.S. can find them easily? Would be cheaper and about as secure as any gods-be-damned 'cloud service'! Since when do U.S. Intelligence agencies, or ANY government agency for that matter, not hosting their own data!?
Look, we've been using your secure cloud services to get intel on US "secure" communications for years, now you want to encourage it even more?
Oh, and lock down those cloud backups, they let us triangulate your physical access points. It's like 360 degree 24/7/365 at Mar-a-Lago with only a 0.5 second delay.
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And thus the biggest honeypot for security professionals was born...
Got to read between the lines on this one.
US GOVERNMENT, Looking completely inept, while at the same time being incredibly clever just out of sight.
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Right now, Amazon doesn't have an equivalent to Azure Stack (the cloud in a box from Microsoft.) The closest thing they have is VMware stretching existing on-site cluster management into AWS, where you basically build out ESXi hosts in AWS and manage both on-site and cloud hosts from the same tools. That's not going to fly at an intelligence agency, no matter how many rounds of golf, free trips and strip club visits you buy the CIO, so the logical thing to do is to bring the whole thing in house.
My assumption is that this is an offline, onsite AWS, with all the capacity pre-paid for and managed by people with TS clearance or similar. $600 million buys a lot of servers and help to run your own AWS.
"The AWS Secret Region is a key component of ensuring the Intel Community's ability to get owned and leaked in multi-dimensional ways via a cloud strategy. It will have the same material impact, wholly negative, on the IC at the Secret level that C2S has had at Top Secret."
There, fixed it for ya.
How long until a ten year old hacks it?
This region is only Secret - Top Secret workloads have been running in C2S for years.
Read the CIA Press Release here
All contractors will now get very deep polygraph investigations. Their internet use will be watched, any contact with journalists, internet sites found to be supportive of whistleblowing, changes in spending habits, searching for holidays.
Any downloads of cryptography that could be used to contact journalists by contractors will be reported.
Two random strangers with strong accents will approach random contractors offering them cash for US/NATO secrets. That will be the local FBI. The contractor will be expected to report all such approaches.
That will keep watch over all contractors at home, when away from work, at parties, church, the gym, laundromat. Anywhere a charming spy might try to reach out to a contractor.
Medial contractors will preform long term and lots of testing on all contractors to work out their whistleblowing and spying potential. Would their faith, politics, need for wealth, need for a friend make them sell secrets? Just give all US secrets over decades to another nation due to their faith, politics?
The second new innovation will be the buddy system at work.
No contractor will be allowed to work on any CIA, NSA, NATO, 5 eye collection systems alone.
The idea that two people from the same faith, cult, dual citizens with the same politics could work together for hours would never be an issue.
The buddy system, spy proof.
Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
Are AWS promising to prevent the CIA from publicly soiling themselves again? They obviously can't look after sensitive data for themselves.
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