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Amazon's Jeff Bezos Surpasses $100 Billion Net Worth (bloomberg.com)

Amid optimism for Amazon's Black Friday sales, Jeff Bezos' net worth jumped above $100 billion on Friday. The Amazon CEO's fortune reportedly surged $2.4 billion to $100.3 billion, after the retailer's shares grew more than 2 percent on Black Friday. Bloomberg reports: Online purchases for the day are up 18.4 percent over last year, according to data from Adobe Analytics, and investors are betting the company will take an outsized share of online spending over the gifting season. The $100 billion milestone makes Bezos, 53, the first billionaire to build a 12-figure net worth since 1999, when Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates hit the mark. Bezos's fortune rose $32.6 billion this year through Thursday, the largest increase of anyone on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, a daily ranking of the world's 500 richest people. Amazon have climbed 5 percent this week alone.

65 comments

  1. He's rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We should listen to and take heed of his wise pronouncements.

    1. Re:He's rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Amazing Jeff Bezos", what a great headline!
      Oh, wait...

    2. Re:He's rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should listen to and take heed of his wise pronouncements.

      It's impossible to amass such a fortune without anybody noticing. Is it Bezos fault that Bloomberg wants to make a list of and track the richest Americans? Does he own Bloomberg? Does he control their editorial content? I don't see Bezos out there bragging about how wealthy he is. I think the guy deserves a break on this one, especially since Michael Bloomberg, who owns Bloomberg L.P. which publishes Bloomberg News, has a reputation as a gadfly and a busybody.

    3. Re:He's rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should listen to and take heed of his wise pronouncements.

      Well, at least we should enjoy a good laugh watching all the lefttards throwing their toys out of the pram.

  2. Man, i bet Mr. Bezos has by tgibson · · Score: 1

    three different Loot Box subscriptions. By the way he dresses, a Loot Wear subscription as well.

    1. Re:Man, i bet Mr. Bezos has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly that man of such a refined style gets it from Kinder Eggs.

    2. Re:Man, i bet Mr. Bezos has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell no. Kinder Eggs are illegal in the US.

    3. Re:Man, i bet Mr. Bezos has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regulations like these exist in USA to keep children safe. There is nothing wrong with banning the import of Kinder eggs.

  3. Re:Charity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would you do with your amazon shares?

  4. “worth” ... *to whom*? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me? To humanity? Or to a bunch of gambling addicts, the same way heroin has a lot of "worth" to a junkie?

    There's a reason a two researchers got the Nobel prize, for proving that any stock market must collapse every ~30 years, and that that is a good thing too. Because that's the time it takes, for the worth reality distortion bubble to drift so far from reality, that it stops being believable. Then the market corrects itself, back to reality.
    And if you put a cork on top of that volcano, you get the 2007 market collapse.
    (But don't worry. Now they replaced it with a bigger cork!)

    1. Re:“worth” ... *to whom*? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality is that the Fed fixed the 2008 crash by supplying unlimited liquidity and making markets where the market was too afraid. Everyone wanted dollars, but dollar holders hoarded them and refused to expand balance sheets because panic! That is reality? But the Fed fixed it by not panicking and by creating a lot of US Dollars, as much as the private sector demanded. That is the reality of the 2008 financial crisis.

  5. No Mercy Rule. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember our team just crushing in high school football. We'd run up 30-40 point lead and then send in the 2nd Team, after all we had to live with all these people after the game. This doesn't apply anymore, but it is missed. The really sad part is eventually someone knocks the monopoly board off the table screams "FUCK THIS", and we start a new game.

  6. Or two million creimers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazing! Imagine if we had two million YouTube channels no one watched?

  7. With Trump, not for long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With the destruction of Net Neutrality as the latest casualty of Trump's reign the future is looking very poorly for Amazon and every other liberal tech organization. Trump is set to bully everyone into submission, even if it means the destruction of silicon valley and the tech sector and he knows he has Amazon by the balls in more ways than one now. First is the cable co's putting all of Amazon's services in the slow lane. If Jeff complains the government can ask to block and the cable cos will do so, no questions asked. This happened before with AT&T when they blocked Pearl Jam, all because they spoke out against Bush. Trump is more power hungry than Bush so who knows how far this will go, but it won't be good. Most likely Bezos will lose everything and possibly every other tech giant.

    1. Re:With Trump, not for long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And its a fucking good thing if you ask me. I dont understand how liberals accept Obama's bullshit 3 bags full.

      Elon Musk who I remembered was the shady little shit from Paypal who was famous for running the Internet's dark web commerce (PayPal used to be hella dodgy). So how the hell did he become the CEO of a car manufacturer? The answer is, Govt handouts quite simply.

      But the real problem with the Tech world is all about free money and the welfare state setup by Yellen and Obama. Net Neutrality is one thing that needs to go because it wasn't even needed from day one. It just created a distorted market. So the next thing that needs to begin is proper economic tightening and prevent this stimulus doing even more damage by asking these "Tech welfare parasites" to pay their well overdue check. There's no need to regulate, just restore a free market, which as of now does not exist.

    2. Re:With Trump, not for long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The justification for the free market is price discovery, but that depends on no arbitrage conditions. However, significant arbitrage conditions have persisted in the $58 trillion currency swap markets for nigh on a decade. Therefore, markets do not discover prices efficiently. Therefore, we should stop using public policy to sanction markets. We should use public policy to create public options to markets. One part of that is a basic income funded on the Fed's balance sheet. Indexation of all incomes to price rises eliminates any potential inflation tax.

    3. Re:With Trump, not for long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that would be the fucktarded religionists like you that is full of shit, all racist like your orange fucktard. You are living proof as to why the party of racism needs to die.

    4. Re:With Trump, not for long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nurse Ratched forget to give you your meds again?

    5. Re:With Trump, not for long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are those concentration camps coming along that I was promised, I haven't been paying attention. Oh, and the overthrow of congress .I really thought I would have heard of that.

  8. Re:Charity by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

    Maybe he could, but why should he? Even if you could argue he doesn't deserve that much wealth, why would the people you propose to give it to deserve it any more than he does? He should pay people for having not built Amazon?

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  9. There's no way in hell by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it's a good thing for a single person to command that much wealth. A democracy can't survive that kind of power imbalance. Something's got to give.

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    1. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He's a self made and highly motivated person with great interest in advancing technology and getting us into space. It is valuable to the human race to have a few such individuals working to do stuff that governments are too bogged down in venality and bureaucracy to achieve. Technocrats do a pretty good job of improving the world.

    2. Re:There's no way in hell by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it's a good thing for a single person to command that much wealth.

      The total net worth of all Americans is about $90 trillion. $100 billion is less than 0.1% of that. John Rockefeller once owned 2% of all the wealth in America, so Bezos is 20-fold poorer.

      A democracy can't survive that kind of power imbalance.

      That would be a concern if all "the rich" were on the same side. They aren't. Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post. The WaPo exposed Roy Moore's sexploits, and has championed other liberal causes. This cancels out the Koch Brothers.

      Something's got to give.

      "The rich" have had undue influence for at least the last 10,000 years (wealth accumulation mostly coincided with the invention of agriculture). Yet somehow we have muddled through.

    3. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The total net worth of all Americans is about $90 trillion.

      The total gross worth of all Americans is about $17tn. Hence the term Gross Domestic Product. American debt is about the same, I think surpassed 100% to GDP about a year ago. So that means that the net worth of all Americans is somewhere in the negatives. But don't fret too much about it most of the world is in the same mess.

    4. Re:There's no way in hell by boudie2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cough...as of the first quarter of 2010, the Federal Reserve estimated that total public and private debt owed by American households, businesses, and government totaled $50 trillion...cough.

      As a wise man once said, it's all air.

    5. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please someone mod this guy funny.

    6. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cough http://www.usdebtclock.org. Not possible sorry.

    7. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GDP, as flawed as the measure is, is more like income.
      America has $90 trillion in the bank and makes $17 trillion per year and owes $17 trillion. But all those figures are meaningless anyways because world capital is $1 quadrillion and the world capital flows in and out of the US, uncaptured by statistics, as bankers wish.

    8. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All my life I've pondered what would happen if you caged a raccoon, threw him in a ring with a pit bull and had them fight to the death. No, I'm not going to start a thread about how my animal abusive uncle pulled off such a feat (because he would), but this morning at about 3 am I was fortunate enough to witness about 30 seconds worth of this dream match-up and it didn't disappoint!

      I'm sound asleep early this morning when I'm suddenly awakened by the intensity of a fierce street fight between 3 cats...fuckin' battle royale WWE style, and everybody knows what a cat fight sounds like. The only reason this cat fight peeked my interest was because usually cat fights last about 15-20 seconds before one cat realizes he's about to get his ass whupped and runs away like a little bitch. Not this fight. This was fuckin' Ali/ Frazier and after about 45 seconds of ferocity I knew I had to get some ringside seats because these cats were absolutely getting after it! I run to my front room window which looks down on the street and and it was beautiful!! The street light in front of my neighbors house shined right down on the fight like I was at Ceasars Palace. The only thing missing was a giant bong rip and a few half naked ring card girls....and beer. And hookers.....anway....

      So I must have been watching this free for all for about 45 seconds when out of nowhere this big fuckin' raccoon comes rollin' up 5 deep out of the alley between my house and my neighbors' to the right. I mean he's got his posse in full effect. I dont know, they might have been his bitches, all I know is I saw him out of the corner of my eye and at first I thought it was a dog, thats how big this coon was. I see raccoons all the time but this bastard was abnormally big, he was like Deebo from the movie Friday without the introduction music. The intense whine of the cat fight must have attracted his attention, he probably was in some dumpster getting his eat on when he heard the commotion, turned to his hoes and was like, "You wanna go see me whup some ass?" So he rolls up with his entourage and within seconds this cat fight comes to an abrupt end. Game over. Thanks for coming. In the blink of an eye 2 of the cats are fuckin' ghost! They know better. They're like, "No need to stick around, thats the biggest motherfuckin' racoon I've ever seen, I'M OUT!!" Now the other cat, he didn't move. He must have paged the coons or some shit because you could tell they were boys. The minute he saw the calvary coming he probably looked at the other cats and was like, "Yeah, whats up now bitches? This is my block. West side. Recognize!" Throwing up alley cat gang signs n' shit. So I'm watching this and my adrenaline is just pumping, I love confrontation especially between animals. I'm a little disappointed that this raccoon showed up because he broke up a really entertaining cat fight but just when I was about to climax all over myself things got really interesting...

      My neighbors to the left own a pitbull named Davis and by no means is Davis one of those "trained to kill" style ghetto pitbulls, he's actually a sweetheart but he is a pitbull and he can get down. Davis is the kind of dog that is cool with humans but will not hesitate to obliterate any cat he can run down. Occasionally he gets under the fence which doesnt bother me at all but at times has the other neighbors terrofied. Sure enough Davis also heard the catfight and wanted to get a live glimpse himself, he just didn't know he was about to come face to face with a 105+ pound coon. So the minute I see Davis I let out with a "HOLY SHIT!!!" and once again my adrenaline is flaring like a pack of hemorroids because I knew this had the potential to be fuckin' awesome! With that my roommate comes bolting out of his room half asleep thinking somebody was breaking into his piece of shit car, it's black as pitch in our house and dude just runs head on into the hall way corridor. Fuckin' WHAM!!. He goes to turn on the lights in the living room and I'm like, "No, you're going to scare them away," he stil

    9. Re:There's no way in hell by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      The total gross worth of all Americans is about $17tn. Hence the term Gross Domestic Product.

      GDP is a measure of annual production, not accumulated wealth.

      So that means that the net worth of all Americans is somewhere in the negatives.

      Baloney.

    10. Re:There's no way in hell by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You're comparing two things that don't even have the same units.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    11. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet somehow we have muddled through.

      Rome didn't.

      True, we haven't died out entirely as a species, but that's setting the bar pretty low.

    12. Re:There's no way in hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern politics is more like : Rome fiddles while Nero burns.

    13. Re:There's no way in hell by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      it's a good thing for a single person to command that much wealth.

      The total net worth of all Americans is about $90 trillion. $100 billion is less than 0.1% of that. John Rockefeller once owned 2% of all the wealth in America, so Bezos is 20-fold poorer.

      A democracy can't survive that kind of power imbalance.

      That would be a concern if all "the rich" were on the same side. They aren't. Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post. The WaPo exposed Roy Moore's sexploits, and has championed other liberal causes. This cancels out the Koch Brothers.

      Something's got to give.

      "The rich" have had undue influence for at least the last 10,000 years (wealth accumulation mostly coincided with the invention of agriculture). Yet somehow we have muddled through.

      The roots of inequality: Researchers chart rising inequality across millennia
      Truth About Markets: Why Some Countries Are Rich And Others Remain Poor
      Capital (Piketty)
      Wealth Inequality in America

  10. 100 billion in wealth forever idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to Trump it won't even be put to productive use when Jeff dies. It will just live on and on forever. Isn't just markups, intentionally slow shipping and Prime shipping scam that bankrolled his wealth... Not even the fact he is rich. What is truly outrageous - most of this money will never be spent on anything. It will never be returned. It will just be leveraged to get more money extracting more value from a system already insanely imbalanced.

    Bill + Buffet + Bezos = more wealth than 150 million Americans combined. If this isn't a reflection of an insanely illogical and unsustainable system I don't know what the fuck could possibly be.

    At some point people are going to get wise to all these corrupt assholes running the place. Even the idiots currently buying manure about Trump's tax plan helping anyone but zillionaires are going to catch a clue before too long if things keep going the way they are going.

    1. Re: 100 billion in wealth forever idle by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      You seem to not be aware that buffet and gates have both pledged to give the vast majority of their wealth to charities in their lifetime. Both are well underway with that plan already. In fact, Bezos is only #1 now because gates has already given away close to $30b. Bezos is still building his fortune, but hopefully he too will one day make the same pledge to use his fortune for charitable purposes.

    2. Re: 100 billion in wealth forever idle by pots · · Score: 1

      You seem to not be aware

      Nothing in your reply contradicted anything that the parent said.

    3. Re:100 billion in wealth forever idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So explain this to me - if Bezos never made his money, how would you be a nickel richer for it? Do you think your boss would have given you a raise if Bezos never amassed his fortune? Good luck with that!

      It isn't the job of people who know how to generate wealth to worry about funding the things you think are important, you entitled twat. If you don't like what Bezos does with his wealth, feel free to earn your own and then you can spend it however you see fit.

    4. Re:100 billion in wealth forever idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So explain this to me - if Bezos never made his money, how would you be a nickel richer for it?

      If I worked in retail, I might not be out of a job right now...

    5. Re:100 billion in wealth forever idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did work in retail - and I was out of a job before Amazon was a gleam in Bezos' eye. That model was falling apart even before online retailing took off. The specialty stores and Wal-Mart were killing the big box stores like Sears and Montgomery Ward before Amazon sold it's first book.

    6. Re:100 billion in wealth forever idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The specialty stores and Wal-Mart were killing the big box stores like Sears and Montgomery Ward before Amazon sold it's first book.

      Nonsense. Remember, Amazon started in 1995 and didn't diversify beyond books and music for several years after that.

      All the major retailers were on the upswing until the Dot-Bomb recession.

      https://charts.stocktwits.com/production/original_82927040.png?1494554189

    7. Re: 100 billion in wealth forever idle by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      The subject line: "100 billion in wealth forever idle". That and the association of bezos to gates and buffet implies that bezos money will be forever idle just like the other 2. But the other 2 have actually pledged to do plenty with their money.

    8. Re: 100 billion in wealth forever idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon the rich will have all the money, but they won't be able to buy anything because everyone else will be driven out of business...

  11. Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing else to say

  12. Yayy! by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

    Jeff is pretty sweet, right guys? I mean like a butterscotch tab, am I right?

  13. Mr. Bezos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He very sexy man.

  14. $99 Billion to good works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would I give $99 billion to good works (no religion or politics)?

    1) Donate to an organization that supplies voluntary birth control materials. In the 1990s, I sponsored a boy in Haiti named David, via one of those international sponsorship programs. I was glad that David was going to school and getting medical care. But it bothered me that every year of two, his mother gave birth to another baby. With person after person to support, that family will never get out of poverty, and the community will be strained to supply fresh well water, education and jobs to everyone.

    2) Support the research and cure of various diseases.

    3) Support research on geology in general, and also research on specific places of interest to geologists, such as major earthquake faults and the Yellowstone Caldera.

    4) Encourage/help the US prepare for a possible EMP attack: Lobby Congress to pass regulations that would harden critical electronics. Offer to pay for the hardening. Pay other costs, such as testing, setting aside spare parts, and training.

    1. Re:$99 Billion to good works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I hope Bezos is spending some of that money building up a stockpile of Zyklon-B. It'd do a helluva lot more good than subsidizing a bunch of shines in their endless efforts to overpopulate the earth.

  15. FALSE! by Soporific · · Score: 1

    He has $100,000,000,600 now after my massive Amazon purchase today. I expect some gratitude here!

  16. ftw by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    It must be nice to get rich a other people's expense.

  17. Re:Charity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really want to stick it to this guy, you don't have break the law and steal from him. Just enforce the existing laws and you'd see him in jail.

    Of course, they don't do that in America any more. Not to rich folk. They get held up as a pinnacle of virtue instead.

  18. If u think Bezos is too rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then don't buy on Amazon. It is that fucking simple. All you have to sacrifice is a few extra bucks and time for each purchase online. Make it your New Years resolution.

  19. slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Bezos proves slavery remains the most lucrative business to be in.

  20. Re: Charity by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

    jeff should do lunch with bill and talk serious investments to becoming the first Trillionaires. they are both young enough. remember, the one with the most toys wins and owning the planet...sweet.

  21. New George Soros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same evil globalist views, just more $$$ now.

  22. Re:Charity by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem I have with that idea is that it never ever stops there. Why cap wealth at $10B, or even 100 million? Surely 50 million is enough? Or 10? The vast majority of people in this world have a net worth of $1M so let's make that the cap. And then you end up with what we have here, with every "fortune" of over €25.000 slapped with a "wealth" tax.

    Bottom line is: you don't get rich taxing rich people, as individuals they own a lot but there aren't enough of them. Take Bezos' fortune from him and the next guy will do a better job of hiding it in a tax haven. No, in the end it is the middle class they will come after. Always. Because that's where the money is.

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  23. What's the use of that kind of money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would you do with that kind of money?

    I mean:
    - Buy a house
    - A piece of land around said house
    - Gas/water/electricity
    - Security
    - Good insurances
    - Good connectivity
    - Buy a couple of cars

    Then what? Groceries?

    1. Re:What's the use of that kind of money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The median household income in America is about $60,000. Jeff Bezos has over 1.5 million times that.

      Which means if the average family has 1 house, Bezos should have 1.5 million houses.

      If the average family has 2 cars, Bezos should have 3 million cars.

      If the average family takes 2 weeks off per year, Bezos should take 3 million weeks off per year.

      Clearly this comparison goes to absurdity, but isn't that the point? Isn't it absurd to have millions of times more dollars than you can spend in your lifetime?

      The rich do not consume in proportion to their earning. Which is why they're rich.

  24. Re:Charity by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    The vast majority of people in this world have a net worth of $1M

    Should be: don't have.

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  25. money from temp agency workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    bezos pockets the surplus value of labor he gets from temp agencies - think about it - in the past people could sell their labor on the open market and make a living - now the rich are getting richer because they've set up a system where workers can't do that - they have to go through temp agencies, contractors, and so on - so their pay is capped - essentially bezos and the rest are pocketing the surplus value that workers are creating rather than paying them

    1. Re:money from temp agency workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > essentially bezos and the rest are pocketing the surplus value that workers are creating rather than paying them

      Wilkommen to 1870.

  26. Jealous losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even the right wing AC fucktards on /. sound like commies.

  27. Re:Charity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, in the end it is the middle class they will come after. Always. Because that's where the money is.

    Is that so?

    http://fortune.com/2017/01/16/world-richest-men-income-equality/