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'Cards Against Humanity' Gives Out $1000 Checks (nbcchicago.com)

An anonymous reader writes: In November "Cards Against Humanity" announced "a complicated holiday promotion" where people paid $15 for six surprises in December. (For the first surprise in the Cards Against Humanity Saves America promotion, "we purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for Trump to build his wall.") The second surprise was the launch of a new podcast filled with positive news, and for the third surprise, they're redistributing the money people paid to join the event. "Most of our subscribers (about 140,000 people) got nothing today — they could have it worse. The next 10,000 subscribers received a full $15 refund of their Cards Against Humanity Saves America purchase. Finally, the poorest 100 people received a check for $1,000, paid for by everyone else."

A new web page shares stories from the grateful participants, and explains the site's careful methodology for determining who needed the $1,000 checks the most. ("We excluded all Canadians. They already have universal healthcare. They'll be fine.") It argues that wealth inequality is the biggest issue in the world, but "Our lawyers advised against our first choice — a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their houses — so we settled for something more achievable."

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  1. FTA about exactly this by doug141 · · Score: 5, Informative

    FAQ: I’m poor and I’m mad that I didn’t get any money.

    "Our bad. We had to guess how much money you had with limited data. The US government actually knows how much money you have and has trillions of dollars to redistribute. Why don’t you get mad at the US government?"

  2. Re:Sounds like a favorite cause of mine by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 4, Informative

    In June 2016 John Oliver bought up $15M of medical debt and forgave it. There's details and a clip in this Guardian article.

  3. Re:Walls work in israel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Wall in Israel dramatically reduced the number of murdered Israeli citizens by forcing the bombers and assassins through security checkpoints, where most are either caught or turn back.

    Of all the things you can complain about, having a wall that physically separates the Israelis from a group of people whom 60% want to genocide them is not one of them.

  4. Re:Misanthropy by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here you go. A few interesting takeaways:

    1. Conservative households tend to make about 6% less than Liberal households, yet give 30% more to charity.

    2. There are more "big donors" (those who give over $1000) among Conservatives than Liberals

    3. In the 2012 Presidential election, the top 15 charitable States all voted for the GOP; the bottom 15 overwhelmingly (13 of 15) voted for the Democrats.

    4. Religious people (usually more on the Conservative side of things) tend to overwhelmingly give to charities as compared to non-religious

    5. Married people (who tend to be more conservative on average) give much more than unmarried people

    6. The US by far and away is the most charitable nation on Earth

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    Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!