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Stolen Car Recovered With 11,000 More Miles -- and Lyft Stickers (sfgate.com)

The San Francisco Bay Area has more car thefts than any region in America, according to SFGate.com. A National Insurance Crime Bureau report found that between 2012 and 2014, there were an average of 30,000 car thefts a year just in the cities of San Francisco, Oakland and Hayward. But one theft took a strange turn. An anonymous reader quotes their report: Cierra and Josh Barton purchased a new Honda HR-V at the beginning of summer. It was stolen while parked in front of their Livermore apartment complex at the end of August. Four months later, Hayward police called the Bartons to say they had recovered the vehicle... What they found, to their surprise, was a car in relatively good shape -- a few dents, a rattling hood. But in the back and front windows were Lyft stickers, Cierra Barton said.

The odometer had spiked from 2,000 miles to more than 13,000. And in the back seat, Cierra said she found a pillow, a jacket and a stuffed animal. "It wasn't burned out, it wasn't gutted, but it appeared to be have been used as a Lyft," she said. That, Cierra added, was even worse than she imagined. "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

Lyft says that "Given the information provided, we are unable to match this vehicle to any Lyft accounts in the area," adding they "stand ready to assist law enforcement in any investigation."

119 comments

  1. the unprofitable gig economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lyft driving is profitable only if you steal cars.

    Just like Bitcoin mining is profitable only if you steal electricity.

    Captcha: coinage

    1. Re:the unprofitable gig economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or someone wants one to think, "Lyft driving is profitable only if you steal cars." I.e., drive Uber instead. See my comment subject line "Thief Schmief" below. I say it's guerilla brand defamation. Sure works for me, anyway!

      captcha:skeptics

    2. Re:the unprofitable gig economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me introduce you to my new venture... BitCon... vast sums are to be made.

      If you could by chance come across a credit card that has not been disabled then please run some E2C (Electricity 2 Coin) instances. We accept all forms of plastique!

      Now I finally understand why everyone is so intense upon building elastic coin farming platforms. They want all those dollars from stolen cards. You think I'm joking too? Shit, new product types that would be perfect for coin bending just ended up in my stall. I get to make it work and I could never understand why. It's never as efficient as it could be somewhere else... unless... you weren't paying for it.

      I wonder if people know they are building devices that encourage fraudulent behavior or if they believe the lies they tell themselves. Perhaps it's more basic and they are just trying to survive in their tier.

      I think this realization will haunt me for a while. I wonder if this is what old age is. You realize the world is just a series of scams and people grasping to get by at all levels. No one lives for helping others.

      It's like realizing Santa isn't actually the creature you thought he was. He is real... but something darker.

      At least I make more then most of you. I can live with that.

  2. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably wasnâ(TM)t actually used for Lyft, but the stickers were put in the window as a decoy to avoid attention from police.

  3. What they didn't know by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was a self driving car, and it got bored...

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    1. Re:What they didn't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a self driving car, and it got bored...

      Outrageously sitting in the street with a sign "will work for gasoline". No wonder its owner said this "was even worse than she imagined". She was embarrassed for her car.

    2. Re:What they didn't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like they closed the garage door after the car had bolted...

  4. whaat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

    Is it not usually understood that is why they are stealing your car? For some sort of profit. Oh sure the occasional joy ride here and there but most of the time chopped into little pieces or sold of in another country. Using it for a taxi is a new twist.

    1. Re:whaat? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      There have been cases of long term valet parking services using the cars as rentals, taxis or joyrides too... People have received speeding or parking tickets when they were out of the country.

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  5. Innovative means of escape from poverty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd have to applaud this thief for his creative and innovative means of escape from poverty. While stealing is wrong the situation here is probably not as bad morally speaking (not that I don't have some sympathy for the people who were temporarily deprived of a vehicle, but presumably they had insurance, and got paid out). A thief who makes a living off stealing from others is not so respectable. A thief who steals something for the purpose of escaping poverty and proceeds to profit from his own labor and honest work is an admirable individual indeed. He's utilized a last resort mechanism to rectify a situation that could have turned much worse. I'd rather see people doing this than government stealing from me to feed the homeless or house car thieves.

    1. Re:Innovative means of escape from poverty by ruir · · Score: 1

      Socialism handed by individuals, how quaint.

    2. Re:Innovative means of escape from poverty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather pay taxes to the government to give to my neighbor when my neighbor is out work, because if my neighbor becomes desperate enough to steal my car which I need to drive to work, then both of us will be out of work.

    3. Re:Innovative means of escape from poverty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stick shift.

    4. Re:Innovative means of escape from poverty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are employed and stupid enough to drive around without insurance you've got only yourself to blame. I would advocate against mandatory insurance because it just drives up prices. But then again I don't really have to because I live in a state that doesn't mandate it. If I get hit my someone else I'm covered because I am a responsible individual. Ultimately the driver who hit me is still liable, but it'll be up to my insurance company to recover funds from him.

    5. Re: Innovative means of escape from poverty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this not Capitalism?

    6. Re: Innovative means of escape from poverty by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Capitalism involves rule of law and 2 willing parties making a deal. What we have at the moment is cronyism and socialism.

    7. Re:Innovative means of escape from poverty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather pay taxes to the government to give to my neighbor when my neighbor is out work, because if my neighbor becomes desperate enough to steal my car which I need to drive to work, then both of us will be out of work.

      Couldn't you just give money directly to your neighbor and cut out the middle-man?

  6. Re: Infuriating by cunina · · Score: 2

    No offense, but that theory makes even less sense that âoeStar Wars: The Last Jedi.â

  7. Dude! Spoilers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not cool, man.

  8. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Plot twist: the Lyft stickers are plants by Uber as part of a campaign to discredit Lyft.

  9. Re:Banning bump stocks will lower crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're missing the part about Gary Niger's GNAA membership.

  10. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nahh- they probably registered a different possibly identical car and then used this one to do the driving. The cops should probably look at other vehicles registered that are the same or similar as this model/color in the area. However it may not resolve the issue if the driver was smart and drove it in a different area and then ditched in another. This could seriously increase the number of people you have to investigate if there are lots of people with this mode/color car driving for Lyft. Of course you maybe able to narrow it down based on who has recently stopped driving for Lyft or whom has switched vehicles whom had this model/color car.

  11. Thief Schmief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It was a sophisticated PR smear by Uber. They are trying to hurt Lyft with a thousand cuts.

    captcha: keenness

    1. Re:Thief Schmief by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Why not make a service that passes app based jobs to the local cab companies?

      Multinational tax dodging venture companies are ten a penny, no matter how catchy their names.
      Local companies all have CC processing, GPS location of cars, ordering on the app and all that novelty stuff that keeps the kids using Oobah.

      Plus, local companies didn't keep a hack of 57,000,000 people's accounts quiet for over a year by paying a silly sum of $100,000 and an NDA for the pleasure of false security LOLOLOLOL
      Jus' sayin'

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  12. Worse than imagined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "It wasn't burned out, it wasn't gutted, but it appeared to be have been used as a Lyft," she said. That, Cierra added, was even worse than she imagined. "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

    What the heck did she imagine people steal cars for? And burning it out and/or gutting it would have been better than using it to transport people? Because Americans prefer vandals to the poor?

    What is wrong with you people?

    1. Re:Worse than imagined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was likely used to transport poor people

    2. Re:Worse than imagined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joyrides & parts are the usual reasons to grab one. Burning it out is to clean any evidence at the end. Getting it back in one piece after a week or two had passed is actually a big surprise.

      I'm kind of surprised that they were able to drive around continuously for 4 months without getting nailed. License plate scanning must not quite be there yet. The tech exists but must not be as widely deployed as we are led to believe.

    3. Re:Worse than imagined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I didn't know they was puttin poor people in Lyft cabs!

    4. Re:Worse than imagined? by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      That's the easy part though. You just have to float a car loan and steal the same kind of car and put your own legal tags on it. Then you get to keep a 0 mile untouched car for years while you pay it down, and your resale on it will be very high indeed.

    5. Re:Worse than imagined? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If they burned it out she'd probably get a new car from the insurance, but with it only having been used she only gets a tiny bit, but it actually had a lot of heavy use put on it.

      Also, sometimes cars are stolen and driven around a few weeks, and then sold for parts. What doesn't have value might get burned. Or if they don't have a way to sell the parts, and just wanted to drive it around, they might burn it to destroy evidence.

    6. Re:Worse than imagined? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Poor people take the bus. Or walk.

    7. Re:Worse than imagined? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Burning it out means her insurance will supply her a replacement car or cash...
      Returning it with added mileage and damage means she gets back a lower value vehicle than she had before.

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    8. Re:Worse than imagined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. This is way better than Dirty Mike and the Boys.

    9. Re:Worse than imagined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It wasn't burned out, it wasn't gutted, but it appeared to be have been used as a Lyft," she said. That, Cierra added, was even worse than she imagined. "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

      What the heck did she imagine people steal cars for? And burning it out and/or gutting it would have been better than using it to transport people? Because Americans prefer vandals to the poor?

      What is wrong with you people?

      I think it's just wishing the worst for those who have wronged you. I imagine that, from Cierra's point of view, the best outcome would have been the thieves crashing the car and dying.

  13. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10k miles on a new car, and not a single oil change. What a way to ruin an engine during the critical break-in period (pun not intended) yeah, the car is forever fucked

  14. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How devious. It'd take an unemployed tech worker to come up with this. Steal a car identical to yours, put your tags and registration in it just in case you get pulled over. Drive Lyft for a few months, make some money, and don't pile any miles on your own vehicle. Brilliant.

  15. Re: Infuriating by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Don't ruin it for me, I'm four or five movies behind by now. Might want to watch them, some shitty day.

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  16. My theory by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A Lyft drive's car broken down. Despo guy stole a car, ran it for 11,000 miles and made enough money to repair his car and then abandoned it after making enough to repair his regular car.

    Under these circumstances, would the guy have to steal the same model, make and color? Then we can narrow down the suspects list.

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    1. Re:My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Uber and Lyft, but I use UberEats a lot and the cars their drivers show up in are rarely ever even closely related to the car that is listed against their profile. So probably won't have much luck narrowing down by model, etc.

    2. Re:My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't be surprised if this story ends up being like Fight Club: the guy had a psychotic break, stole his own car, and started driving for Lyft at night. They should start by examining him for cuts and bruises. :)

    3. Re:My theory by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Could actually be worse then that. She could actually have the thief's car, one of the more interesting problems we're seeing up here in Canada is VIN swapping. Where car thieves take a VIN off a vehicle marked as totaled/non-recoverable then put it onto a car that's been stolen. It wouldn't surprise me if the dashboard VIN doesn't match the engine/sub-frame VIN's. Those are really the only ones you can trust.

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  17. Someone Played Watch_Dogs 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can play mini-games where you're basically a Lyft driver, and most of the time you'll be using stolen cars... Guess someone played the game and thought it might make a great real idea...

  18. Well, How about the Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had to take a wild guess, the thief took his profits immediately - by selling it to someone who thought he was getting a decent deal on a lightly used vehicle.

    1. Re:Well, How about the Obvious? by Software · · Score: 1

      An innocent buyer would have tried to register the car (assuming a forged title was supplied), and when he or she did that, the VIN would have been reported stolen. Whoever drove that car knew something was up.

    2. Re: Well, How about the Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This happened to me. Before I bought my car, it was stolen in Texas, and then recovered- when I moved back to California, the CA DMV still had it listed as stolen. I waited in the DMV for 6+ hours and was told to return the next day to register the car. Waited 4+ hours the next day only to have a nice Sheriff *request* I speak with him outside while he never took his hand off his duty weapon. He explained the car was stolen, and that I was the suspected thief. When I said "Do you think a thief would have come back the next day to register the car knowing it was stolen?" He laughed, and could see I probably wasn't a thief. I produced the required paperwork to prove I owned it, and was released by the officer. The most fucked up thing though was that even after waiting for 10+ hours across two fucking days, the DMV office still made me take a number and get in line to actually register the car. So when I say the DMV can suck a garbage bag full of dicks, it is for good reason.

  19. Just wow by Krishnoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    And in the back seat, Cierra said she found a pillow, a jacket and a stuffed animal. "It wasn't burned out, it wasn't gutted, but it appeared to be have been used as a Lyft," she said.

    Definitely the behavior and accoutrements of an irresponsible joyrider.

    That, Cierra added, was even worse than she imagined. "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

    Those monsters! Probably some affluenza-infected trust fund kid who slept in the back of the car with their only item of comfort from their horrible parents ... ok, I'm losing the narrative here.

    Seriously, someone who has to drive for Lyft to make money and sleep in the back of their car with a stuffed animal for comfort, and it's the *making money* part that's even worse than she imagined? I'm ready to put in for this thief's gofundme to buy their own HR-V (which runs around ~20k, apparently).

    1. Re:Just wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why this is flagged as funny.

      The idea that some one would steal your car, and not intend to make money off of it, is .... insane.

      Lyft might be the oddity in this case, but if it wasn't lyft, it'd be a resale on the black market, or more likely a chop shop and sold for parts.
      It should come as no surprise to anyone that ALL of those things make money for the person who stole the car.

      This seems like the best way some one could have made money off of your car, after stealing it, a non-destructive one. And the stuffed animal/bedding means this was probably more of a stealing a loaf of bread scenario, opposed to a fund your meth addiction scenario...

    2. Re:Just wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, someone who has to drive for Lyft to make money and sleep in the back of their car with a stuffed animal for comfort

      You know, if someone actually drove for a company like Lyft in a stolen car for several months, this pretty much tells you how much you should trust companies like Uber and Lyft.

      Because they clearly don't know and don't fucking care who is driving for them, which means you're getting into a car with random strangers who have in no way been vetted or verified.

      That's how much they value your safety and security, or any form of compliance with laws. They'll just say "hey, how were we supposed to know it was a stolen car being driven by an axe murderer?"

      Yet another reason I have no interest in these shady companies who proudly tell us the laws don't apply to them.

    3. Re:Just wow by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It looks like a homeless guy was using the car as shelter and a way to get food.

    4. Re:Just wow by kenh · · Score: 1

      You know, if someone actually drove for a company like Lyft in a stolen car for several months, this pretty much tells you how much you should trust companies like Uber and Lyft.

      Great point, my mod-point quiver is empty, or" i'd up-mod this.

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  20. Re: Infuriating by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    At 2k they should have been off their breakin oil. So not that bad.

    3k is what the oil/quick lube companies recommend, car companies recommend from 5 to 10k. The 10k are using synthetic oil.

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  21. Re: Infuriating by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

    10k miles on a new car, and not a single oil change. What a way to ruin an engine during the critical break-in period (pun not intended) yeah, the car is forever fucked

    If it had synthetic oil, then the car is probably ok. Some synthetic oil can take you 15k miles before needing a change.

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  22. Re:Not surprised. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am not the least bit surprised that the liberal cesspit of SF has the highest car theft.

    There are several reasons why the SF Bay Area is number 1:
    1. Lots of nice cars.
    2. Close enough to Mexico. In Tijuana there are no checks in the southbound direction. You can just drive across.
    3. Strong police unions, and thus no way to motivate or replace the apathetic and inept police. By the time they type up the report, the car is in Mexico.
    4. No political pressure to fix the problem. Local politics tend to fixate on other issues, such as whether the city's health care plan should cover sex change operations for transgender public employees,

  23. Brilliant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except you left out the part where it was an UBER leased vehicle, but thanks to Uber's shitting pricing model the guy made more working for Lyft, but when his leased car broke down he needed a replacement that matched his, swapped the plates, and drove it around so he could keep his lease payments up.

    He was probably living in the vehicle.

  24. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indy dies. It was the right thing to do.

  25. Re:Not surprised. by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Informative

    Close enough to Mexico.

    You really need to take a good look at a map. Eight hours of driving south will only get you to LA, several hours north of the border. If you want to steal cars to sell in Mexico, do it in Beverly Hills, or Palm Springs.

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  26. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Close to Mexico"?

    San Francisco is "close to mexico"?

  27. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't ruin it for me, I'm four or five movies behind by now. Might want to watch them, some shitty day.

    Shitty before or while watching them?

  28. Retarded comment about making money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

    What happens with stolen goods normally, for $200, Alex?

  29. Corruption at the Oakland port is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Newark and surrounding areas used to have the same problem with car theft because the port was corrupt and people would ship the stolen cars out in containers. If most of the vehicles' destination is ultimately Asia, then shipping out of the west coast makes even more sense. Moreover, the extreme lefty politics of the bay provides better cover for corrupt labor organizers than out east at this point.

  30. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are all the star wars movies grouped by how good they are:

    Awesome:

    Rogue-1

    Good:

    The Empire Strikes Back
    A New Hope
    The Force Awakens

    Ok:

    Return of the Jedi

    Bad:

    Revenge of the Sith
    Attack of the Clones
    The Last Jedi

    Unwatchable:

    The Star Wars Holiday Special
    The Phantom Menace

  31. Re:Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because they're using a Key/Value Document Store database, and therefore their only index into it is the Driver ID. The plate number is just a piece of metadata stored in the document.

  32. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You only Rogue1 is awesome because it's new.

    In a few weeks you'll bump it down to good, just like everyone did to The Force Awakens when the afterglow wore off.

  33. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would work right up until your first Saturday Night driving, when the cautious young lady out on the town checks your car and driver photos and the plate number, then reports you to Trust and Safety when they don't match.

  34. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's close enough when the local cops don't give a fuck and won't type the report in until the end of their shift.

  35. Re:A whacko loon's impersonating me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man up and stop posting anon, of course if you did that you would be banned in 5 minutes.

  36. Re:Not surprised. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    If you want to steal cars to sell in Mexico, do it in Beverly Hills, or Palm Springs.

    The police in Beverly Hills and Palm Springs can actually be fired for their incompetence, and are far more politically accountable than in the Bay Area.

  37. Re:Not surprised. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    One would hope so. Of course, if you're not planning to remain in the jurisdiction with the car, this might not be much of a problem.

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  38. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thatâ(TM)s why they said to put your plates on it. Dumbas.

  39. Re:A whacko loon's impersonating me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You post anonymous to tell apk to man up and not post ac? With a reply like yours apk doesn't have to try make you look dumb. You are dumb.

  40. Re: Infuriating by SeaFox · · Score: 2

    10k miles on a new car, and not a single oil change. What a way to ruin an engine during the critical break-in period (pun not intended) yeah, the car is forever fucked

    Actually, many car companies, one of them Honda, have a specially formulated "break-in" oil put in at the factory. Buyers are told to make sure to drive on this oil for its entire life (until they get down to like 3-5% "useful life" per their maintenance minder iirc). Honda's oil is a synthetic blend.

    My 2004 Accord lists 10,000 miles as the normal oil change interval for maintenance per the owner's manual, even after break-in.

    The idea cars need their oil changed every 3000 miles has not been valid in quite awhile, but continues to be pushed by quick-lube businesses.

  41. How much does Lyft know? by rtfa0987 · · Score: 1

    How much does Lyft know about the drivers' actual vehicle as opposed to what the driver tells Lyft?

    1. Re:How much does Lyft know? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      How much does Lyft know about the drivers' actual vehicle as opposed to what the driver tells Lyft?

      Well, that information is what Lyft tells fares - since Lyfts and Ubers are not uniformly painted and distinctive (like taxis), you need to know what car the driver drives so you can catch your ride. Maybe even a photo, if it's a lesser known vehicle.

      For a while, you had a pink thing on the front of your vehicle to help identify it, but I guess it's not used anymore.

  42. How do you not match the car with your system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lyft tells you the make model and license plate number of every car that comes to pick you up. They can match that stuff EASILY. There's no excuse for them to say they can't match it.

    1. Re:How do you not match the car with your system? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Only a complete idiot would register a stolen car's normal plates with a service like lyft... Chances are they will have swapped the plates from another car of the same model and color. A thief would also intentionally pick a common model of car.

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  43. Re:Not surprised. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Of course, if you're not planning to remain in the jurisdiction with the car, this might not be much of a problem.

    It is a problem. If the police are competent, they will rapidly get the stolen car into the system, so that other police will know it is stolen if they pull over the driver for some other infraction ... which is common since car thieves tend to be stupid thrill seekers. You don't have to catch every thief every time, even a 10% arrest rate is enough to deter theft. That national rate is about 15%. The Bay Area is about half that.

  44. Re:Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realise that searching for a value in such a DB is painfully slow. But it is still possible. Or at least, should be.

  45. corelate GPS logs by citizenr · · Score: 1

    Its a modern car, it spie^^stores logs.

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  46. Re:Not surprised. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Depends on the car thief...
    Those who get caught are generally the joyriders, the serious car thieves who are doing it for profit are far less likely to do anything that will get them pulled over.

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  47. Re: Infuriating by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Or some other lesser known transport company.

    People are usually ignoring vehicles that are tagged as taxis, cop cars, postal cars and other similar vehicles that can have random legitimate business in the neighborhood while keeping a watch on any car that's not considered normal.

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  48. Wonder how the insurance claim on that will work by Solandri · · Score: 1

    A stolen and unrecovered car is easy. The insurance company totals it and pays out.

    A stolen car recovered but damaged is easy. Insurance company figures out how much it would cost to repair the damage, and pays that.

    A stolen car recovered which has only been depreciated by logging 11,000 miles? How do you calculate that? Depreciation is not fixed per mile. Depreciation from 2,000 to 13,000 miles is a lot more than depreciation from 42,000 to 53,000 miles, even though both are 11,000 miles worth of depreciation.. The actual value the owner loses depends on when he sells the car. If he sells it immediately, the sale value will reflect depreciation from 2,000 to 13,000 miles If he continues to use it for a few years before selling it, the depreciation will be for 42,000 to 53,00 miles. Which one does the insurance company pay out?

  49. Totally valid if not synthetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on the car engine and the oil. (YMMV)

    You can already be doing engine damage at the 2500 mile point or 5 months with regular 10W30 or 5W30 oil. If you change the oil yourself you can prove this by comparing the old oil to the new. Black sludge and burnt smelling vs really slippery, almost clear and non-distinct but still kind of oil smell. And no, it's not a necessarily a problem with the engine, just "older technology" behaving as expected. *if coolant in the oil is contributing to the nastiness, then it is an engine problem, obviously.

    1. Re:Totally valid if not synthetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can be scientific and actually send the oil to a lab for $25 for analysis. you would need a really good nose to tell the difference between scorched oil (indicating some sort of lubrication issue that is causing extreme hot spots that burn the oil) vs the suspended combustion byproducts that oils are formulated to keep bound into the suspension so they don't sludge up the internals.....

  50. Re:Wonder how the insurance claim on that will wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lost value between 2,000 and 13,000 miles, obviously.

    Even if the owner then puts N additional miles on it, and the value difference between N+2000 vs N+13000 is less, you also are accounting for the owner getting less enjoyment and needing more maintenance on a car with the additional miles vs a brand new one. The price difference between 2,000 and 13,000 miles automatically includes all those secondary effects.

    The fact that depreciation for 11,000 miles of usage is not constant doesn't matter here, because it is known exactly which 11,000 miles were unauthorized.

  51. Re:Wonder how the insurance claim on that will wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The insurance company probably already paid the claim after four months. In that case they'd typically allow the original owner to buy it back (unlikely since they probably bought some other car by now) and, failing that, the insurance company would now own the car with a salvage title. It'll likely go to auction and might end up at a low end used car lot or parted out. Not too different from the fate of your average stolen car after all.

  52. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably before.
    Rock bottom is a thing.

  53. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would put every movie after 4 5 6 in the bad or unwatchable list.
    7 8 and rogue-1 made the list for me.
    (Anything that betrays the original material or is a sequence of macguffins helped with a Mary Sue are making the list)

  54. Re:Wonder how the insurance claim on that will wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which one does the insurance company pay out?

    They're an insurance company so the answer is obviously neither. You have your car back, undamaged, so they're betting you won't bother suing to recover the lost value from depreciation. Even if you do, they already keep lawyers on retainer so their costs don't even increase. Meanwhile, good luck finding a lawyer who'll work on contingency for whatever paltry sum you'd be likely to get in a judgement in your favor.

  55. Re: Infuriating by Duds · · Score: 2

    Changing the oil every 5 minutes seems to be a purely American thing. It'd only happen at an annual service in the UK for most cars.

  56. The gig economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right there

  57. Re: Infuriating by LoztInSpace · · Score: 1

    Where does it say anything about the oil?

  58. A whacko loon's impersonating me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: To whom it may concern - the freak I'm replying to has some dumb scheme in impersonating me folks - ignore him.

    APK

    P.S.=> You're a whackjob freak - no questions asked - this has to be the 20th time you've impersonated me this week alone... apk

  59. A whacko loon's impersonating me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: To whom it may concern - the freak I'm replying to has some dumb scheme in impersonating me folks - ignore him.

    APK

    P.S.=> You're a whackjob freak - no questions asked - this has to be the 10th time you've impersonated me this week alone!... apk

  60. I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you can tell that this car,
    *put on glasses*
    Got lifted

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAHH

  61. In other news... by coofercat · · Score: 1

    In other news, Law enforcement were asked how it's possible for a stolen car to drive 11,000 miles around town without being spotted. Number plate recognition vendors were contacted, but none responded to our requests.

    1. Re:In other news... by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Number plate recognition can be defeated by this newfangled technology.

  62. Re: Infuriating by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I only do mine annually because I drive 20k miles every year.

  63. Makes it worse? Really? by kenh · · Score: 1

    "Not only did someone steal our car, they made money off it!"

    Riiight. They should have stolen the car and donated it to a charity, that would have been better.

    Imagine, being so selfish as to steal a car in hopes of turning a profit on the crime! Perhaps they should instead consider themselves as job creators, not crime victims. Personally I'm impressed the thief was that industrious, opting ot use the car rather than sell it to a chop shop.

    --
    Ken
  64. Re:Wonder how the insurance claim on that will wor by kenh · · Score: 1

    The insurance company likely settled long before the stolen car was recovered - I can't imagine leaving a car theft victim hanging for 4 months before settling. It's possible, but very, very unlikely - I suspect they pay for a loaner car for a week or two, then you get a check and sign over the car title to the insurance company. If you have a loan, the insurance company settles with the lender, and the lender gives you back whatever equity you have left.

    --
    Ken
  65. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe in San Francisco the car thieves are predominantly illegal/undocumented aliens, so rather than appear racist and xenophobic they just let stolen cars go as part of their sanctuary city policies?

  66. Re:Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've heard all year.

  67. Re: Infuriating by Albanach · · Score: 1

    So I never owned a car in the UK, but do the engines there have different service intervals? Is there some difference because of the typically smaller engines in the UK?

    Our old Focus had a 5k service interval that required an oil change, but it had a 2.3l engine that wasn't available in the UK (where folk might balk at 23 miles to the US gallon).

  68. Re:Wonder how the insurance claim on that will wor by Albanach · · Score: 1

    If they had a loan, let's hope they also had gap cover, because an almost new car was worth a lot less than they would have paid for it just a couple of months previously. And, unfortunately for them, all they would get from an insurer is enough to buy a replacement second-hand car.

    They'd also be significant losers if they made a substantial down-payment. Gap insurance would pay of a loan for the full value of a new car, but if they'd put down 30% (perhaps as a result of a trade-in), their insurer would pay off the loan and give them a tiny amount back.

  69. Re: Infuriating by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    I have never changed the oil when recommended My Honda civic is driven 10 k miles per year, and all I do is top up the oil, when necessary. I do change the air filter annually. I use the standard grade of oil that one gets at Walmart

    --
    Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
  70. and lyft is probably as crooked as uber by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    they both peppered their fleets with stolen cars, hidden until safe to drive, they got it down to a science and now it is going to take even better science to bust them at it

    --
    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
  71. Re: Infuriating by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    10k miles on a new car, and not a single oil change. What a way to ruin an engine during the critical break-in period (pun not intended) yeah, the car is forever fucked

    If it had synthetic oil, then the car is probably ok. Some synthetic oil can take you 15k miles before needing a change.

    Even with conventional oil it's probably fine. Newer cars are much better at keeping oil in the right conditions so it doesn't break down. My wife's Ford has an algorithm that tells her when to change the oil. It goes over 10k miles between oil changes on a regular basis.

    Sure, it was in the break in period. I believe Honda is one of the few manufacturers that still do that. However, any metal from the break in process is likely caught in the filter.

    The diesel oil I work with usually needs to be changed because it starts to become too acidic. Even if the oil was past it's change interval, it would take quite a while for the acids to dissolve a significant amount of material.

    --
    One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
  72. Re: Infuriating by Duds · · Score: 1

    It's not that "big" engine cars are unknown here though. Although I've never been around anything bigger than 3.0 (a BMW 330ci back when the 30 meant 30) to find out.

    My current car is an ecoboost Fiesta and that's 12,500 or annual.

  73. Re: Infuriating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, my car specifically recommends not changing it until the oil condition monitor alerts, which it says will likely be about every 20k miles.

    Yeah, it's a synthetic.

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