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UFO Existence 'Proven Beyond Reasonable Doubt', Says Former Head of Pentagon Alien Program (newsweek.com)

An anonymous reader shares a Newsweek report: The existence of UFOs had been "proved beyond reasonable doubt," according the head of the secret Pentagon program that analyzed the mysterious aircrafts. In an interview with British broadsheet The Telegraph published on Saturday, Luis Elizondo told the newspaper of the sightings, "In my opinion, if this was a court of law, we have reached the point of 'beyond reasonable doubt.'" "I hate to use the term UFO but that's what we're looking at," he added. "I think it's pretty clear this is not us, and it's not anyone else, so no one has to ask questions where they're from." Elizondo led the U.S. Defense Department's Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program, investigating evidence of UFOs and alien life, from 2007 to 2012, when it was shuttered. Its existence was first reported by The New York Times this month.

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  1. Well that explains the Clintons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Heyoooooo!!! Merry Christmas!!!

    1. Re:Well that explains the Clintons by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      and Trump's hair.

    2. Re:Well that explains the Clintons by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      and Trump's hair.

      There are legitimate reasons to disagree with the President on certain policy issues, but you must admit, his hair is magnificent.

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    3. Re:Well that explains the Clintons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not a chance, his skin is too thin for upholstery.

    4. Re:Well that explains the Clintons by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      He took over from Obama because orange is the new black.

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  2. Aliens are plausible, after what Linux has become. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've come to expect the totally unexpected.

    For example, if you had described GNOME 3 and systemd to me in 2005, I would have laughed in your face. Yet here we are, only about a decade later, and GNOME 3 and systemd have managed to destroy even Debian GNU/Linux.

    Another example is JavaScript. Again, if you had told me in 2005 that people would consider JavaScript to be a good programming language, and would even be using it for server-side programming, I would have laughed in your face. Yet here we are, only about a decade later, and there are fools who actually do try to seriously use JavaScript!

    Then there's Rust. If you had told me in 2005 that parts of Firefox would be written in a systems programming language whose community is more focused on things like pronouns and diversity than on anything technical, I would have laughed in your face. Yet here we are, only about a decade later, and there really are programming language communities that care more about "social justice" than they do about technical matters.

    So extraterrestrial life doesn't seem so implausible after what I've seen happen with things like systemd, GNOME 3, Debian, JavaScript, Rust and Firefox. In fact, extraterrestrial life would be the sanest of all of those things!

  3. Comparing Trump to Stalin is utter foolishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And Stalin was a left-wing commie, of course.

  4. Re:Not likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So they just come here and fly around? Why have they not colonized? 83k claimed sightings this year alone...and they just come and fly around.

    My local zoo has at least that many annual visitors, and none of them try to move in either...

  5. Re: Aliens are plausible, after what Linux has bec by ls671 · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, I created my own specific user so I don't have to login as root but I gave it uid 0 otherwise I was getting permission denied on some stuff.

    Giving your own user uid 0 is the recommended way to avoid login in as root.

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