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Don't Pirate Or We'll Mess With Your Connected Thermostats, Warns East Coast ISP (engadget.com)

Internet service provider Armstrong Zoom has roughly a million subscribers in the Northeastern part of the U.S. and is keen to punish those it believes are using file-sharing services. According to Engadget, "the ISP's response to allegedly naughty customers is bandwidth throttling, which is when an ISP intentionally slows down your internet service based on what you're doing online. Armstrong Zoom's warning letter openly threatens its suspected file-sharing customers about its ability to use or control their webcams and connected thermostats." From the report: The East Coast company stated: "Please be advised that this may affect other services which you may have connected to your internet service, such as the ability to control your thermostat remotely or video monitoring services." All U.S. states served by Armstrong Zoom will be experiencing temperatures around or under freezing over the weekend and into the near future. Bandwidth throttling for customers in those areas who have connected thermostats could mean the difference between sickness and health, or even life and death. Seems like an extreme punishment for any allegedly downloaded Game of Thrones cam rips.

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  1. dont mess with my thermostat by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    or i will take an axe to your series of pipes

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  2. Re:Hyperbole much? by sunking2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Granny should have thought of that before she pirated The Girlfriend Experience.

  3. Re:Hyperbole much? by FrankHaynes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, maybe death of your pet fish if you aren't home to turn it up and the tank gets too cold

    When I was a little kid and my older brother went away to Boy Scout camp for the weekend, leaving me in care of his fish tank, I felt sorry for the fish having to swim around in such cold water. So I turned the tank heater all the way up so that they would be warm.

    He was not the least bit happy when he came home to a bunch of dead exotic fish floating on the surface with their eyeballs popped out.

    I am not qualified to be an ISP, either.

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  4. Re:Hyperbole much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the perfect crime

  5. Re:Hyperbole much? by sheramil · · Score: 4, Funny

    One that's been taken over by a botnet and is too busy mining Dogecoins to adjust the temperature.