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Japan's Latest Sensation is a Cryptocurrency Pop Group (engadget.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Engadget: If you're starting a pop group in Japan, where giant rosters and virtual superstars are par for the course, how do you stand out? By tying yourself to something trendy -- and in 2018, that means cryptocurrency. Meet Kasotsuka Shojo (Virtual Currency Girls), a J-pop group where each of the eight girls represents one of the larger digital monetary formats. Yes, you're supposed to cheer for bitcoin or swoon over ethereum (what, no litecoin?). The group played its first concert on January 12th, and naturally you had to pay in cryptocurrency to be one of the few members of the general public to get in. The group's first single, "The Moon and Virtual Currencies and Me," warns listeners about the perils of fraud and extols the virtues of good online security.
"It isn't clear how French maid outfits symbolize cryptocurrency or blockchain technology," notes Quartz, "but they're popular costumes in Japan's anime and cosplay circles."

57 comments

  1. Wait.. by sqorbit · · Score: 1

    What? Is this for real?

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    1. Re:Wait.. by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2

      Not much dumber than the crypto bubble....

    2. Re: Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan has way stranger stuff man ...

    3. Re:Wait.. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2

      What?

      Is this for real?

      I'm still not entirely convinced that Japan is real. ;)

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    4. Re:Wait.. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      And probably a lot more stable.

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  2. Damit Japan by Ayano · · Score: 1

    Stop being weird.

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  3. BAND-MAID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    French maid outfits? Music? I love BAND-MAID. Oh, wait, just another fake idol group.

  4. International version of jumping the shark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the modernized international version of jumping the shark? I suspect so. When Wall Street and J-Pop are fascinated by something it may be over.

    1. Re:International version of jumping the shark? by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      When it comes to Japanese media and pop-culture, they usually and consistently jump the shark right out of the gate as compared to the US where it usually takes about 5-7 years and a glut in creativity.

  5. Weird is relative by AlanObject · · Score: 2

    It seems that the Japanese want to anthropomorphize everything. If you watch any anime you are familiar with this.

    Maybe the most extreme example I have seen is Kantai Collection. The story is full of cute girls. Each one is a Japanese war ship. Not, mind you, a symbol for or otherwise a representative of the war ship but actually THE war ship. And they take on physical attributes for example the carriers have big physiques and the destroyers are all little younger girls. Aside from being cute girls they have deadly battles.

    One is left to wonder if the fan base is supposed to (or actually does) fantasize about having sex with a battleship (or a carrier, or a destroyer).

    This seems fairly normal in comparison.

    1. Re:Weird is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might have recognized the familiar patterns. First, you create a relationship with a cryptocurrency. Then somebody steals it from you, the exchange was fake all along or you get overwhelmed with the cost of transactions.

    2. Re:Weird is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Shinto religion assigns 'spirits' to just about all inanimate objects. You can commune with them, in much the same way as a Christian communes with the voice in their head that they call 'God'.

      In principle I don't see why you shouldn't also have sexual urges toward them. Dreaming of bonking a battleship is not the most harmful fantasy I can imagine.

      Incidentally, this is also one reason why Japan is so far ahead of the west in robotics. There's much less soul-searching about "creating life" and suchlike nonsense, much less awkwardness about how to relate to, think of, act toward a robot. To a person raised in the Shinto tradition, the qualitative difference between a walking, talking anthropomorphic robot and an 1800s weaving loom is purely cosmetic. (And age, of course.)

    3. Re:Weird is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is left to wonder if the fan base is supposed to (or actually does) fantasize about having sex with a battleship (or a carrier, or a destroyer).

      *Facepalm*

      OK everyone. Ready? 1. 2. 3! *Over a city sized megaphone*: "Rule 34!"

      Of course they do, and yes it *does* exist. (Actually Identity death, and corruption seem to a theme with this one. No bleeping clue why though....)

      Back to TFA though...

      Why is this on /.? Yeah it has a theme of cryptocurrency, but that's the extent of it. A theme. If the performers had chosen anything else, we wouldn't be talking about it here. It has just as much relevance to tech news as the OS-tans.

      This is something I'd expect to see from the Japan Times, or maybe Crunchyroll, but not /. Granted I like getting news about Japan's pop references, but that's not really appropriate for /.

      All this really seems to do here is call out the Japanese for doing something that TFA writer's consider "awkward" or "weird". While expecting reactions of conformity to the writer's viewpoint. Did we really need to spread the racism around? Let them have their fun.

      Now to satisfy the "but, it's news for nerds" crowd with more BS:

      "In other (actually fake) news, Brazil just built a new elementary school and named it Blockchain Elementary! Long time slashdot reader "Anonymous Coward" reports that the school has integrated mandatory blockchain education, and will be using blockchain to verify all homework submissions, library checkouts, student records, and grade reports the first year. With lunch payments, and referrals to follow in the second year. This has drawn some criticisms from parents not wanting to need a supercomputer to verify their kids teacher's notes. Will blockchain be brought to a school near you in the near future? Would you object to blockchain integration?"

    4. Re:Weird is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would fuck an Ariel Atom, right in the tailpipe.

      I'd have to have a remote throttle. Having a buddy blip the throttle for me would be gay. Asking any woman for help, would guarantee her hasty exit.

      Timing will be critical. Exhaust isn't going to be 98.6 for long.

    5. Re:Weird is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they aren't fantasizing about battleships. They are fantasizing about the characters. And may have an interest in battleships and World War II.

    6. Re:Weird is relative by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      One is left to wonder if the fan base is supposed to (or actually does) fantasize about having sex with a battleship (or a carrier, or a destroyer).

      *Facepalm*

      OK everyone. Ready? 1. 2. 3! *Over a city sized megaphone*: "Rule 34!"

      And it's a good thing. Whatever it is, you can either make fun of it or , well..., join. I will definitely have a look at the battleships. The cryptocurrencies look like they have huge moustaches so "Ha Ha!"

      Of course they do, and yes it *does* exist. (Actually Identity death, and corruption seem to a theme with this one. No bleeping clue why though....)

      Back to TFA though...

      Why is this on /.? Yeah it has a theme of cryptocurrency, but that's the extent of it. A theme. If the performers had chosen anything else, we wouldn't be talking about it here.

      Yes. We are talking about it here, because cryptocurrencies are
        a science/IT/"news for nerds" related subject. Seeing what the "muggles" take away from those subjects, is an issue. Do they embrace it, do they make fun of it,
        do they get the concept at all? Are we heading to a new buzzword round where every remote file store will be titled "cloud"?

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  6. Peak stupid money reached... by denzacar · · Score: 2

    Or is this actually the other side, peak being the cryptocurrency milk.

    I presume that a crypto-cheese derivative is also in the works.

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  7. they left out the really silly ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No Dogecoin, I observe. Perhaps that'll come later, when the initial surprise dies down (estimation: eight days) and they grow desperate for attention. Perhaps they're saving the unmasking for then, although I remember having KISS take off their make-up didn't impress anyone.

  8. Fuck this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sticking with Johnny Cash.

    1. Re:Fuck this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash! I see what you did there. I love his hits "One Coin at a Time" and the "Crypto Miner Blues"

    2. Re:Fuck this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Eddie Money.

    3. Re:Fuck this shit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Better that way. You buy bitcoins now for a few thousand bucks and in the end you'll probably not even get a nickle back.

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  9. Will They Jump Sharks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And swing chains with blocks?

  10. Bitcoin girl = slut by LordKronos · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that Bitcoin girl is a total slut. It seems like every other day I hear someone new has forked her.

    1. Re:Bitcoin girl = slut by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Virtual +1 Funny.

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    2. Re:Bitcoin girl = slut by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      Sweet. Thanks. It's only been 5 minutes, and that's already worth +2.

    3. Re:Bitcoin girl = slut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should HODL that sweet, sweet karma. Maybe it'll be worth $1e9 some day.

  11. Still a better investment than cryptocoins by gman003 · · Score: 2

    Still a better business proposition than investing in cryptocoins, at this point. Nobody has yet made a *useful* cryptocoin - Bitcoin is proving to be an absolutely horrid transaction processor, Ethereum is trying to be something else, and nobody I have seen will accept anything else. Without the utility value of a currency enabling transactions, cryptocoins have only speculation value - and things with only speculation value trend towards zero.

    Meanwhile, J-Pop idol groups are pretty bog-standard entertainment, from an economics standpoint at least. "Entertainment" does have intrinsic value, after all. I don't know if they'll be successful, but it's at least *possible* for them to succeed. And when cryptocoins crash, they can switch to some other gimmick.

    In other words, I would much rather invest by buying shares in whatever music label owns this band, than in any cryptocoin company.

    1. Re:Still a better investment than cryptocoins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigh. if you would just study the code of Bitcoin or a derivative, and UNDERSTAND how the blockchain works, the programmer in you will awaken and you'll want to be part of the invention that is revolutionizing the world. i'm not saying to buy them, or to invest...i'm saying to study the code and you'll stop bitching about bitcoin. then you'll start working on some personal blockchain project, then you'll either have an awesome and important side project that breaks new ground, or you'll get a better and more exciting job than whatever you have now.

      but sitting around trying to tell everyone not to buy them...while the rest of us write new code and discover and invent...well, you're missing out. join us. it's fun.

    2. Re:Still a better investment than cryptocoins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it'll be as successful as all the other fly-by-night-gone-by-next-year pop bands that get created by the music industry over there. I'd expect them to have 1, maybe 2 albums. At that point either they aren't trendy anymore, or the girls in the band will have grown too old to be in the band.

    3. Re:Still a better investment than cryptocoins by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Japanese pop bands are often used a bit like those talent shows on western TV, like "[Country]'s Got Talent" or "X Factor". The members are often already involved in other stuff, like being on TV variety shows, or just just trying to get started with a career in entertainment.

      Either the band as a whole or the individual members can become popular with fans and then move on to other things. They use social media and in-person appearances. There is a whole culture built around it.

      The maid uniform thing is hard to explain... Maids are seen as fun happy bouncy entertainers, the most popular format being the maid cafe. They started as a thing for nerds normally too shy to speak to girls, but these days they are popular with families.

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    4. Re:Still a better investment than cryptocoins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The maid uniform thing is hard to explain

      No it isn't, not with feminism!

      Putting women into clothes meant to look "cute" or "sexy" is clearly sexism and patriarchy!

      That it is popular beyond just nerds is a sign that there's a serious rape culture in Japan, that even little kids (THINK OF THE CHILDREN) are taught at an early age that as a woman, it's ok for you to degrade yourself and wear those embarrassing clothes while boys are taught that it's ok to objectify women!

      If you call yourself a feminist, you should totally hate Japan and everything it stands for, and you have to remind people just how they are sexist Japan is all the time. It's shameful and hypocritical so many on the left turn a blind eye to this, like how Hollywood did to all the sexism within its own ranks.

    5. Re:Still a better investment than cryptocoins by gman003 · · Score: 1

      I am not down on blockchain technology. It's nifty tech.

      But I've written transaction-processing systems. I know how to get tens of thousands of transactions per second out of the cheap-ass repurposed desktops some people insist on using as financials servers. Bitcoin is an absolute wreck as far as being able to exchange it for goods and services (ie. being a currency) goes. None of the other cryptocoins I've seen have told me how they want to fix that problem. Most of them won't even tell me what they do different from Bitcoin.

      Blockchain is also getting proposed for a lot of situations where it doesn't make sense. Blockchain is a nifty tech to allow public, tamper-resistant, distributed data storage. So why do people keep suggesting it for private (health records), low-integrity (video game records), or non-distributed (stuff that's currently on an internal corporate server) uses?

      Are there good uses for blockchain? Sure! But cryptocoins are not that.

    6. Re:Still a better investment than cryptocoins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -rape culture
      -taught
      -degrading
      -objectify
      -stand for
      -blind eye

      An awful lot of conspiracy words for an industry that is interested in the same teat as every other industry.

      Hmm. I can't expect you to handle basic subtlety; That means their agenda is cash dollars of money. Victimizations you see and/or imagine along the way are incidental, not orchestrated.

  12. A DIsaster for Asian People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of thing will only accelerate the shrinking and eventual disappearance of Asian male genitals. In a few generations the only thing which distinguishes Asian women from Asian men, will be that the women are married to some fat, bald sex-tourist Western ex-pat.

    Some may even buy the effeminate Asian men too, if the price is right.

  13. I have to wonder by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Is this group really a "pop sensation" once you get away from the virtual pages of Engadget?

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    1. Re:I have to wonder by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      This ^

      A one-off show in what looks to be a basement, with poorly choreographed dancing. Stupid drive-by media lined up to interview them as soon as they're done 'performing'.

      Fake news indeed.

  14. this is stupid by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    not /. worthy news.

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    1. Re:this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      /. is promoting bitcoins, if you didn't notice, so anything related is fair game. How else is /. going to make bank off their investment?

    2. Re:this is stupid by tquasar · · Score: 1

      OW!!! My ears. Oh, well. Harmless fun. The Japan culture is very different from what I see in the USofA. Use the Google to look for music, toons, clothing or hairstyles.

  15. If they were into wrestling by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 1

    They would call themselves the Ted DiBinarybases.

  16. Here in the twilight zone... by hey! · · Score: 1

    ... this isn't the most ridiculous use of cryptocurrency that's in the news.

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  17. Here we go again by jwymanm · · Score: 1

    Sum up all these comments and you can see how much passion there is here AGAINST cryptocurrency. I think everyone here need to learn from these girls. Turn your frigging selves around and gain insight into this community. It's growing stronger, bigger, and it's frigging happy too. It's also technical. Get out of your mothers basements (or dont, good place to do some mining) and look out there. It's social, it's fun, it's very technical. Does it scare you that it's grown so fast? Does it scare you that computers have grown 10000% faster/bigger storage in a decade? What will it take to stop the negativity? Just because money is involved doesn't make it bad. Just because speculation is involved doesn't make it bad. What is causing so much hostility here? Go to one meetup and you'll see its actually a good movement with a lot of good people in it with good intentions.

    1. Re:Here we go again by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Go to one meetup and you'll see its actually a good movement with a lot of good people in it with good intentions

      I don't doubt that a lot of early adopters are libertarians who whole-hardheartedly believe in bitcoin. But from the outside, it looks a lot like, well, a snake-handling cult. People who are in either community can be good people, but I just don't grok the reasons you say or do things.

      And your defense actually reads like how I would expect a (techno-)cult's salespitch to read. One part subtle insult to those who don't get it, one part pitching the positive non-monetary reasons to join, and a defense of the communities values themselves.

      It seems like you're trying to shore up issues I don't have with other currencies, or trying to attack the existing fintech transaction system (which I am sympathetic to, but seems to have failed with Bitcoin), or trying to demonstrate that government is stupid and bad.

      Meanwhile, like 0.5% - 1% of the world's power is going to powering bitcoin mining, and that's likely to increase.

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    2. Re:Here we go again by jwymanm · · Score: 1

      You do know there are tons and tons of coins that aren't PoW right? Most of my holdings are PoS and require zero mining. And do you think fiat requires zero electricity? All those banks that were constructed and running security, computers, coffee makers, fridges, safes.. all of the stock exchange equipment, all the jet travels bank execs use. All the cars people who are employed at these places drive to work every single day. I bet you mining pales in comparison of the carbon impact especially considering more and more is using 100% renewable energy sources and consolidating in countries like Canada instead of China. Your one excuse for a few coins that are PoW pales in comparison to the entire market of crypto and what it is starting to accomplish. Again, open your eyes.

    3. Re:Here we go again by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I'm actually not sure how PoS works. Happy to learn if you care to explain or point me to some documentation, but nothing I've read about it makes sense.

      And yes, by comparison normal dollars, etc, use no currency. Because all the examples of things that need electricity exist in both cases. The only difference is the work of mining itself.

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  18. A pop group? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Pfft. Wake me when there's Cryptocurrency Hentai.

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    1. Re:A pop group? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:A pop group? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.crypto-pussies.com/

      NSFW

    3. Re:A pop group? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      When it's invented, it will be called Lolicoin.

  19. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It isn't clear how French maid outfits symbolize cryptocurrency or blockchain technology,"

    Of course they don't, but does it really matter? Eye candy is eye candy.

  20. Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it wasnt for me trusting the opinion on people posting on this site i would have bought bitcoin under 100$. Shame really...

    So many salty curmudgeons here hoping for it to fail. Many of you need to grow up and do some research.

  21. Latest maybe... by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 1

    Latest maybe... I wouldn't exactly call them a sensation yet. I hate "weird Japan" articles.

    1. Re:Latest maybe... by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      That's what makes Japan fun and unique, the weird shit they dream up!

      I've been there 6 times (my wife was born in Aichi) and each time there's something new that catches me off-guard.

      At least the "weird Japan" articles are usually about innocent fun, the "weird US" articles usually revolve around someone being killed in some new way....

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