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Ethereum Startup Vanishes After Seemingly Making $11, Leaves Message: 'Penis' (vice.com)

CaptainDork shares a report from Motherboard: An Ethereum startup called Prodeum disappeared from the web on Sunday after raising a grand total of $11 USD from investors in a crowdsale. Shortly after the website disappeared, a message appeared on its homepage: "penis." Prodeum's website now redirects visitors to the Twitter account of a cryptocurrency trader (they did not immediately respond to our request for comment), and its Twitter account has been deactivated. Prodeum is at least the second Ethereum startup to pull up stakes after raising money from people in events called Initial Coin Offerings, or ICOs, in which a startup funds their enterprise by taking cryptocurrency from people in exchange for digital tokens. Some ICOs have managed to raise millions of dollars, and the last startup to vanish after conducting an ICO -- Confido, which disappeared from the internet in late 2017 -- made off with roughly $374,000. (A message later appeared on Confido's site stating that it would buy back investors' tokens, but it's unclear if that took place.)

Prodeum, by comparison, only seems to have raised $11 based on the Ethereum address that was advertised on Prodeum's site as being the ICO address. (Update: After this article was published the contents of the ICO wallet were sent to another wallet. That wallet contains roughly $100, with the other funds all coming from a single wallet that predates the Prodeum ICO and contains 46 cents.) Prodeum's pitch, according to a cached version of its webpage, was to track vegetables in a supply chain using digital addresses on a blockchain -- a decentralized ledger at the heart of Ethereum and other cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin.
As for why the "penis" message was left on its homepage, it may have something to do with the name of the startup. Prodeum is a medication that treats urinary tract infections and other urinary problems...

125 comments

  1. Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Penis.

    1. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent erect

    2. Re:Penis. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      I wonder where my pen is.

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    3. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The penis: mightier than the sword.

    4. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can’t tell. It’s too stubby.

    5. Re:Penis. by Wescotte · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't want to think about my parent having an erection thank you very much.

    6. Re:Penis. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You're the one who submitted this "story", and felt a need to add your wit in the comments too? It wasn't inane enough?

    7. Re: Penis. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Too late.

    8. Re:Penis. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, grandparent neither!

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    9. Re:Penis. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Point taken.

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    10. Re:Penis. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      It wasn't inane enough?

      And yet you commented as well ...

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    11. Re:Penis. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's on an island. Next to Megaflicks and KidsExchange.

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    12. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't this be modded informative??? Thanks to this post I didn't have to click the link to their homepage.

    13. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that was supposed to be "Clown Penis."

    14. Re: Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no need to turn this into a pissing contest you two.

    15. Re:Penis. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      "Raised" would be more appropriate to the story.

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    16. Re: Penis. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      You win.

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    17. Re: Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The balls on this guy...

    18. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Penis.

      Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

    19. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to think about my parent having an erection thank you very much.

      Don't worry, it's not possible anymore anyway.

    20. Re:Penis. by ngc5194 · · Score: 1

      Your penis mightier, does it work?

    21. Re: Penis. by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      And yet the rest of the world thinks about it on a daily basis...

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    22. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh god...
                        -- the hentai tentacle character

    23. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do have an impressive mother.

    24. Re:Penis. by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      You're sitting on a gold mine Trebec!

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    25. Re:Penis. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      That's what she said.

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    26. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod +5 Informative please

    27. Re: Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Sorry dude ... I think most people do not think about their parent having an erection.

      You might need to see a psychiatrist ...

    28. Re:Penis. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      No, it's not inane enough.

      As for why the "penis" message was left on its homepage, it may have something to do with the name of the startup. Prodeum is a medication that treats urinary tract infections and other urinary problems...

      That's a great observation. And the crudely-drawn cock and balls on the side of this building is probably an advertisement for the urologist a few blocks away.

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    29. Re:Penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you'll think fondly of your leader playing with his .. and bragging about it to his russian and nazi friends.

    30. Re:Penis. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      You don't want to think of your Mummy having an erection? But you do want to think about your daddy having an erection.

      Get this man to a psychologist and a lombotomy theatre, STAT!

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  2. What by Topwiz · · Score: 5, Funny

    A dick!

    1. Re:What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://youtu.be/3U7NpSubAJQ

  3. A fine topic for trolls and -1s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to the word penis being used in the article multiple times. 8======D

  4. I wants my $11 back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How do I get my $11 back???

    1. Re:I wants my $11 back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Send them a subpenis

    2. Re: I wants my $11 back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seems like a flaccid suggestion.

    3. Re: I wants my $11 back by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Come now, it does make a vast difference

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    4. Re: I wants my $11 back by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Come now, it does make a vast difference

      I'm not too drunk to have caught that joke. I should probably drink more.

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    5. Re:I wants my $11 back by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      Make a Discharge-back with your bank?

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  5. ICOs are a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There I said it. They are get rich quick scheme for the people doing them, barely any loss for them at all for starting one. Scamming people for the possibility that in the future, their worthless digital currency will ever be profitable.

    1. Re: ICOs are a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, you insensitive clod, but you speak your mind you. Go on special star, fly into the sunset.

  6. the cryptocurrency bubble by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    is going to burst soon, and all of it is going to be worthless before the end of the year

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    1. Re:the cryptocurrency bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what she said. . .

    2. Re:the cryptocurrency bubble by OldMugwump · · Score: 2

      Either that, or not. One or the other. Never can tell.

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    3. Re:the cryptocurrency bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      End of the year? Hardly.

      With the Magnitsky Act we saw the Russian mafia moving some of their money over to cryptocurrency.
      As long as that was the case the bubble was propped up by people who were very interested in seeing it work.
      If there are similar measures to get rid of dirty money in cryptocurrency then the bubble will pop like a teenagers first zit.
      If the Magnitsky Act is repealed and it becomes convenient to store dirty money in "regular" accounts again then the cryptocurrency bubble will slowly deflate in a more controlled fashion.

      Neither of those are likely to happen this year. Perhaps work towards it will start next year. It is too early to tell.

  7. Cost of Story by Moblaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So this Slashdot story about $11 prank... or "ICO"... basically will up chewing about $25,000 worth of time from its primarily tech/IT-related audience.

    Not to be a .... penis about editorial decisions, but I'm wondering how this was deemed either news for nerds or stuff that matters?

    1. Re:Cost of Story by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      You're right! I'm pissed about getting shafted! I mean, $11 for penis? That sucks balls because they could have just asked google for penis and gotten it free! ;)

      hehe peepee.

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    2. Re:Cost of Story by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Well, they are going to get click through simply from some people wondering if the $11 was a typo and they meant some larger quantity. Also, to put this in perspective in the last few days, there have been submissions for Rocket Lab's successful test of the kick stage rocket(my own submission) as well as a submission from someone else about Ariane 5's launch anomaly, both of which were apparently declined. If I go to the Firehose from a few days ago, I imagine I'll see many similar things getting zero coverage.

    3. Re:Cost of Story by inking · · Score: 2

      As opposed to all the other productive stuff you read about here.

    4. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Funny :)

    5. Re: Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up, Francis.

    6. Re:Cost of Story by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, I'm the only one on here who actually reads anything.

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    7. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God, we've all been victims of Dr. Hartman's "prostate exam".
      Well, gentlemen, the abuse stops here.
      I will not turn a brown eye to this.
      I am going to sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass.
      No ifs, ands, or buts.
      I'm going to be really anal about this.

      Sphincter.

    8. Re:Cost of Story by denzacar · · Score: 1

      but I'm wondering how this was deemed either news for nerds or stuff that matters?

      Handling penises is a traditional pastime for nerds, and most of the humanity. Entire human culture is built around a penis.

      Also, something something cryptocurrency something something bubble.

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    9. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be a .... penis about editorial decisions, but I'm wondering how this was deemed either news for nerds or stuff that matters?

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    10. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Username checks out.

    11. Re:Cost of Story by sheramil · · Score: 1

      So this Slashdot story about $11 prank... or "ICO"... basically will up chewing about $25,000 worth of time from its primarily tech/IT-related audience.

      *interested* How did you arrive at that $25,000 figure? The number of "penis" posts multiplied by how long it took to post each one, multiplied by, what? An estimate of the wage of the average slashdotter?

    12. Re: Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Funny mods were , actually, funny, tho.

    13. Re:Cost of Story by asylumx · · Score: 1

      He just pulled it out of his pants.

    14. Re:Cost of Story by Eloking · · Score: 1

      So this Slashdot story about $11 prank... or "ICO"... basically will up chewing about $25,000 worth of time from its primarily tech/IT-related audience.

      Citation needed!

      And it's a funny story with a very funny /. comment section. Help with my morale for the day.

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    15. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a story about a very hot topic right now. one where it may have been a scam, but either way it ended with... penis. Which is also kinda funny.

      Please tell me you aren't some cryptofreak that can't stand anything related to this stuff not sounding good? I think we should be talking about what a fucking joke it was that this guy thought he was going to setup some massive supply chain with "blockchainz". Mother fucker prolly can't spell APICS.

    16. Re:Cost of Story by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Your new here aren't you? They said...Penis! hehehehe

    17. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? This is clickbait. Some people have learned how ICOs work in a humorous way and can take back to quip about at cocktail parties where they meet thier next clients for something totally unrelated.
      You only calculated a lost couple minutes and not even.. i would have been staring at a long build process otherwise.
      How linear of you.

    18. Re:Cost of Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clickbait as in, the post that got score 5 for insightful is actually the real clickbait here

  8. I'm struggling to see why this matters by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be one thing if they had made off with 11 million dollars worth of cryptocurrency, but this is literally $11. I got scammed out of $20 last year by a con-artist. That's not newsworthy, and having the same thing happen for about half that doesn't magically become newsworthy because it happened with a cryptocurrency.

    1. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      It seems like a challenge to me now. Surely I could do better than $11, right?

      I seriously doubt I'll follow through on this, but if I really tried, I should be able to scam more than $11 out of gullible people. I should be able to get at least...$24!

      And cryptocurrency is how I could make it happen because people don't understand it. I don't even understand it exactly. But I know "blockchain"is a selling point so I'll have to incorporate that into my cryptocoins - which will need a really catchy name. I think ByteCoin sounds good because bytes are bigger than bits. And when you wanted someone to pay you in ByteCoin you could just say "Byte Me"

      I meant all that in jest, but now I'm seriously wondering what it would take to set up my own crypto-coin.

      There are several billion people using the internet and a lot of them are stupid. Unfortunately a lot of them are poor too, but I should be able to get more than $11.

      Maybe I could even become a Slashdot headline someday!

    2. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got scammed out of $20 last year by a con-artist.

      No con you! Twenty dollar no sucky-sucky I say! Only write penis on forehead. Shame u still mad :(

    3. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a site setup where all it takes is one click to fork BitCoin if you really want to do it. lol

      The thing is just cause you got a fork don't mean its worth shit and there are a lot of stupid people. Unless people value your crypto currency it ain't worth shit. I accept three crypto currencies and will accept four at some point. Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash, Dash, and Zen Cash. Each has demonstrated a utility for me and therefore there is value. Monero apparently is also useful for some people for buying drugs online. I'd think Zen Cash will replace it if the drug dealers are smart... but we'll see. Zen Cash is built hmm with the Zero Coin protocol on top which basically means there is something called zero knowledge proofs behind it and it is a genuine mathematical solution- rather than something that just making it difficult to trace. It's the difference between making things difficult to trace and making them impossible to trace provided you don't do something stupid like fund your shielded Zen Cash wallet using Bitcoin and then move the same amount to a new Bitcoin wallet or use an unshielded address for that matter. That would be stupid and apparently some people apparently are that stupid and doing that.

      Bitcoin Cash will be worth something once BitPay adopts it as then I believe every company which accepts Bitcoin will also be able to accept Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin Cash resolves the high fee issue with Bitcoin. Dash has already resolved that issue because it does that and has been doing it for months and a POS app called AnyPay lets brick and mortar merchants accept it. So far there are only really two usable brick and mortar apps that enable merchants to accept crypto that are widely used and usable. The one is a BitPay app and the other is AnyPay. Paying attention to what these companies do will evidence which crypto currencies have any real value in my book.

    4. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      There already is a ByteCoin.

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    5. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can has $11 and 15 minutes of fame, please?

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      I think the newsworthy part is that this ONLY scammed $11 out of its marks. The "penis" was probably just the words of frustration on the part of the scammer at only making $11, when he thought he was going to steal^W make $11 million.

    6. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      How can a zero-knowledge proof system solve double-spending?

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    7. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://zerocash-project.org/how_zerocash_works.html

    8. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      BTW, thanks for being the first procrypto person to actually respond with a link when asked.

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    9. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Well that sucks. And I was going to suggest maybe a Nibble Coin too, but apparently someone had that idea already also.

      https://coinmarketcap.com/curr...

    10. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it's the start of a trend where people have woken up to the fact that ICOs are scams and companies can't raise millions of dollars just by changing their name to "Cypto [oldname] Blockchain [meme]" any more.

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    11. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But did you get a penis out of the whole experience?

    12. Re:I'm struggling to see why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It matters because of the confluence of cryptocurrency, the low dollar amount, and penis. And because we are all still 12 years old inside. Obvy.

  9. What am I reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?

  10. I see. OK listen carefully, this is important: by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    Grow the fuck up.

    1. Re:I see. OK listen carefully, this is important: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow your penis.

  11. And yet, by Snufu · · Score: 5, Funny

    their customer service is still rate better than Comcast.

    1. Re:And yet, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prodeum = Penis, Comcast = Asshole... What are you insinuating?

    2. Re: And yet, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inseminating?

    3. Re:And yet, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Circumcast.

  12. this is the cryptocurrency news i want to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  13. Come get some by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    PeNiS

  14. News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does any random startup that makes $11 get a story now?

  15. Why is this news? by mferrare · · Score: 1

    Just asking.

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    1. Re:Why is this news? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      It happened recently.
      Not that much happened, but I guess references to genitalia is enough for some?

    2. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up Francis. It’s a funny story.

    3. Re:Why is this news? by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Parce que biteCoins...

    4. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, isn't there more important stuff Slashdot could cover? If I lost $11, I'd be ticked off for no more than a couple minutes. Seriously, this is not news.

      I assume it's the "penis" that makes it newsworthy.
      If you lost $11, and then someone wrote "penis", I bet you would be ticked off for more than a few minutes!

  16. Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those bastards used my money to buy a pill of Viagra??!? Can they sink any lower?

    Hmm, why isnt my wife picking up the phone?

  17. Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet it was russian hackers

  18. Funnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From 0x931d387731bbbc988b312206c74f77d004d6b84b
    Via 0x4b841478a08d72bf0467bb4df197822615122d82
    To 0x3f5ce5fbfe3e9af3971dd833d26ba9b5c936f0be

    Destination address balance is $326MM

  19. Re: Usaha Sampingan Owner Sewa Mobil di Jogja by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes...

  20. Another cogent department name by Two99Point80 · · Score: 1

    Who at /. comes up with... I mean thinks up... those things? I have great, ongoing appreciation for them.

  21. Contrapositive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To those from whom little was expected, little was given.

  22. Why is this news? by grahamsaa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody (may have) scammed someone else for $11. Seriously, isn't there more important stuff Slashdot could cover? If I lost $11, I'd be ticked off for no more than a couple minutes. Seriously, this is not news.

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  23. Bit to Byte? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be so greedy and take the jump from bit to byte all in one bite! There's a nibble in there first...

  24. Cool story by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    "...Confido...Prodeum..."

    Brocoin dudes are trying to outdo the pharma companies for the worst names. Confido really sounds like something you take for IBS and has a list of side effects that includes dizziness, suicidal thoughts, elephantitis and death. Ask your doctor if Confido is right for you, you poor bastard.

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    1. Re:Cool story by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      That's "elephantiasis".

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  25. The reason for the penis message by Khyber · · Score: 1

    They got exactly dick in this whole little scam attempt of theirs.

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  26. No one can say by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    They were M.T Gox.

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    1. Re:No one can say by Megane · · Score: 1

      I could say they were Empty Gox.

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    2. Re:No one can say by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I'm glad someone got the joke.

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  27. Prodeum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahahaha, come on, as soon as you see the name you should know this is a scam.
    It literally means "for God" in Latin. Next you're going to tell me that some company called probono was a scam and left with all your money too.

  28. good going with the pen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    11 bucks. But you know that's traceable right?

  29. Nice. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Somebody cashed out on the craze, left and left the rest a giant "f*ck you". Nice. Pretty much spot on. I can't really blame them.

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    1. Re:Nice. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      They didn't exactly cash out. $11 probably doesn't cover their expenses. Rather, this was probably some kind of satire of the crypto community. If so, it's fully apt.

  30. Time to sue slashdot!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's time to sue slashdot for allowing such "news" to come to the front page!

  31. Re:MightyMartian = fake name massive human fail by MachineShedFred · · Score: 0

    If the best you've got is attempting (and failing) to taunt someone because of their chosen online account name, you have spectacularly failed at what you set out to accomplish, and you've done it very publicly.

    Well done, dipshit.

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  32. Re:MightyMartian = fake name massive human fail by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

    I'm more amused by the extreme irony of someone who posts AC mocking me for my handle.

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  33. Mistyping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they mean Pennies.

  34. Isn't it awfully nice... by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1

    ... to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

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  35. Burned by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    Prodeum... seems to have raised $11

    Mark my words, the investors are highly unlikely to see any of their money back.

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  36. And that, ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is how it's done.