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What Are Today's Most Difficult IT Hires? (cio.com)

Slashdot reader snydeq shared an article from CIO: The IT talent gap is driving up demand for skilled IT pros, but for certain roles and skillsets, finding -- and signing -- the right candidate can feel a bit like trying to capture a unicorn... AI and data science jobs are at the top of the list, in part because they're relatively young technologies, and they're being introduced in all sorts of companies going through their digital transformation. At the same time, there are some surprises... The experts we talked with name-checked a laundry list of desirable skills and needed experience with emerging areas like cognitive computing, machine learning, data analytics, IoT and blockchain. But the true unicorns are candidates who can not only deepen their bench of tech skills but keep an eye on the bottom line.
The article also cites high demand for data privacy experts, penetration testers with a scientific mind-set, and adaptable developers (including DevOps engineers), as well as experts in robotics and cryptology. But everyone's experiencing the job market differently, so the original submission ends with a question for Slashdot readers.

"What hires are you having the most difficulty making these days?"

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  1. Hard to hire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're having difficulty finding someone who is a blockchain expert with 5+ years in Lightning Network experience.

    HR won't let us hire anyone with less, and demands at least 2/3s of new Engineering hires be non-white non-male.

    1. Re: Hard to hire by sycodon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sarcasm noted, but it is very close to the real truth.

      The most difficult person to hire is someone you can abuse like an H-1B, but is a citizen.

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    2. Re: Hard to hire by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      And not just the prostitution industry

      http://www.lifeisajoke.com/wor...

      PROSTITUTE OR CONSULTANT?

      * You work very odd hours.
      * You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
      * You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
      * You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
      * You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
      * You are not proud of what you do.
      * Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
      * It's difficult to have a family.
      * You have no job satisfaction.
      * If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
      * You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
      * People ask you what you do and you can't explain it.
      * Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
      * Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other professionals.
      * Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
      * Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
      * Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
      * Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
      * You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
      * When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday A.M. to Friday P.M.).
      * You are rated on your performance in an excruciating ordeal.
      * Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
      * The client always thinks your cut of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
      * When you deduct your take from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
      * Everyday you wake up and tell yourself you're not going to be doing this stuff for the rest of your life.

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    3. Re: Hard to hire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a retired hooker, I disagree with most of these. It was was an awesome experience(s) and I retired early. What can be better? As long as I got paid the big bucks, I didn't care about anything else.

  2. From most of the jobs I see posted online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The most difficult IT hires are the dev/admin/whatever with 20 years of experience willing to work for minimum wage. Woe is the poor cheap-ass employer.

    1. Re:From most of the jobs I see posted online by scsirob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. Plus the ones that have 20 years of experience with a technology that didn't exist 10 years ago.

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    2. Re:From most of the jobs I see posted online by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Those aren't real ads. After running the ad and concluding that no candidates came forward, the company is free to hire an H1B to displace an American worker. They don't actually expect anyone to answer the ad, it's just in fulfillment of a legal requirement.

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    3. Re:From most of the jobs I see posted online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And to try and get them, they ask idiot "tech" recruiters who go after that "smell of success" by vgrepping for buzzwords.

      Though there is some interesting (Chinese sense) variation:

      penetration testers with a scientific mind-set,

      Too many cowboys in "cyber security". Makes sense because all of "cyber security" consists of s'kiddies calling themselves "hackers" and bicker among themselves about hat colour. Finally figuring out this particular cottage industry sells mostly imperial textiles, eh.

      and adaptable developers (including DevOps engineers),

      I have sysadmin AND development experience, and that's always been a point against me, even before devops became a thing. Just like "can do" and "I don't know but I'll figure it out" attitude (a rather essential trait for generalist sysadmins) gets mentally filed under "attitude", not "can do". Thanks, HR drones.

      Bitter, me? You bet, with reason well beyond being an occupational hazard for this line of work. But that isn't the point.

      I say people selection is the most important thing, and so far "we" are doing poorly. Executives watching their people burn out is but a high point in this particular traveling crap shoot and shit show.

  3. Young technologies...riiiight... by bradley13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "AI and data science jobs are at the top of the list, in part because they're relatively young technologies"

    Nothing particularly new in any of the fields mentioned. Specific frameworks in use are different now than they were 5, 10 or 20 years ago. However, speaking as someone who has been in IT for somewhere between 30 and 40 years, there's really not a lot that's fundamentally new. Mostly, we have added more turtles. What I do see is that each new generation re-invents old ideas and slaps new labels on them. Often, they even think the ideas are new, until some old grouch like me comes along and rains on their parade.

    The last real sea change was the spread of the Internet in the 1990s - enabling worldwide networking (and worldwide attacks). The actual vulnerabilities being exploited, however, are old-hat. The top security risk today's web applications is injection? This has not changed in 20 years, which ought to be embarrassing for the entire IT profession.

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  4. Eight years professional experience in C++17 by RoscoeChicken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (Read that title again carefully before responding.)

    Lots of Indians have this amount of experience on their resumes. Why not Americans? :)

    Seriously, anyone with a solid foundation in STL and C++03 could pick up Boost or the latest features in C++0x, but HR and managers don't want to hear it.

  5. Advertising for unicorns and liars by anvilmark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm currently in the job market. Many of the ads I'm seeing are extensive, detailed, collections of technologies and skills but only 3-5 years experience. What's worse is how often there is no clear distinction between what is truly essential and what is a "plus".
    This kind of posting selects against the honest, and anyone with more than a mild case of Impostor Syndrome.
    Oh, ad might catch the unicorn's attention, but if the applicant truly has the extensive experience asked for - why would they work for YOUR company?

  6. Companies want flexible and "bonded" labor by hwstar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The trend I've noticed is that companies prefer to hire someone who can't easily move to another company, yet have the option of terminating employment for any reason whatsoever (i.e. an extreme version of employment-at-will) For example, this is why they prefer H-1B and contingent employees. H-1B's can move, but it's a lot of work on the part of the H-1B employer. Since they are locked in, the company can pay them less. Contingent workers can be easily let go without the worries of the employee suing the company, or having to pay for pesky things like health insurance, vacation, holidays, unemployment insurance, and worker's compensation.

    As for off-shoring to overseas locations. The problem companies face is that most of the rest of the developed world has stricter labor laws and better contingent worker protections then the US, as well as single payer health care and statutory vacation laws. Also employment-at-will is an alien concept all developed countries and in most emerging economies such as China. Salaries in the developing countries are also on the rise.

    By using H-1B and temporary workers and employing them in the US, the company can avoid paying market rates for labor and have a captive workforce which can be increased or reduced at a moment's notice which makes the bean counters, and investors happier.

    The problem is this tactic only works if there is a good supply of H-1B and contingent workers to be exploited. We need better protections for H-1B and contingent employees in the US, as well as a reform/harmonization of "Employment-at-will so that workers are not taken advantage of, and the global talent pool truly operates as a free market.

  7. Re:Competent adults by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basically everything coming our way lately stinks of entitled millennial

    Translation: we want to pay shit wages with shit working conditions and those little ingrates won't work for us when they can get better conditions or better wages elsewhere.

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  8. Re:Unicorns by geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Companies need to start training people. You see training in every field except IT. I'm lucky and my company does a reasonable job of keeping its workforce trained but almost everywhere else all I hear from people is they get no training. You can't expect people to work 60-80 hours a week AND train themselves on upcoming or newer tech. It's absurd.

    Expecting candidates to know everything is ridiculous. Hire the person with potential, then invest some time into training them and mentoring them. You'll have a better employee and a more loyal one. Right now it's like musical chairs, people go until they burn out in 6 months to a year then switch companies. The average employment term in SV is like 9-24 months if I remember right. Where I work it's closer to 10-15 years. Shocking the difference it makes.

  9. Re:AI people by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Insightful
    good luck finding IT staff with PhDs.

    If you offer more money, you could get away with a lot less luck.

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