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Scientists Create a New Form of Matter: Superionic Water Ice (sciencemag.org)

According to The New York Times, scientists created a new form of water that simultaneously acts like a solid and liquid. "The substance, which consists of a fluid of hydrogen ions running through a lattice of oxygen, was formed by compressing water between two diamonds and then zapping it with a laser," reports Science Magazine. "That caused pressures to spike to more than a million times those of Earth's atmosphere and temperatures to rise to thousands of degrees, conditions scientists had predicted may lead to the formation of superionic ice. This kind of water doesn't exist naturally on Earth, the scientists report in Nature Physics, but it may be present in the mantles of icy planets like Neptune and Uranus."

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  1. One step closer... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Funny

    To Ice 9, and then we are all fucked.

    1. Re:One step closer... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or they could have a very full cup of Ice 9 suspended above the ocean via a ramshackle contraption maintained by a team of tweakers with shaky hands and stained lab coats and point out what a catastrophe it would be if any escaped and raise funds to improve their containment.

      The Indiegogo video would have a cool animation of the Ice 9 apocalypse happening should containment fail. An investigative reporter would grill the scientists, all of whom would seem to be completely loopy. The scientists would point out the great but ill defined promise of the research 'free energy! a cure for cancer!'. When shown the animation of the catastrophe the scientists would find it hard to hide their glee at the POWER of heir work, some going full on Davros. The reporter would end with 'You spent some much time thinking how you could do it you didn't think to ask if you should'.

      Ice 9 - Next on SyFy!

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  2. Sounds like a movie. by CptLoRes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's compress water between some diamonds to extreme pressure and see what happens.. Nothing, now what? Fire the laser at it!

    1. Re:Sounds like a movie. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's compress water between some diamonds to extreme pressure and see what happens.. Nothing, now what? Fire the laser at it!

      Sharks in lab coats. We live in interesting times.

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    2. Re:Sounds like a movie. by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Funny

      Revised definition of science;-

      "the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment and........... ah fuck it, fire some lasers at it"

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    3. Re:Sounds like a movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      (Shamelessly stolen from some message board)

      Spheres of Science

      Chemistry - A natural science that can be broken down into two major categories: "blowing stuff up" and "making drugs"

      Physicist - An atom's way of knowing about atoms.

      Research - What you are doing when you don't know what you are doing.

      Engineer - A person who solves problems that you didn't know you had, using methods you do not understand.

      Programmer - An organism that most efficiently converts caffeine and pizza into software.

  3. Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hundreds of thousands of PSI, squashing things between diamonds, and then exploding all of it with lasers.
    There is nothing in that summary that isn't utterly badass.

  4. TFS Is Missing an Ingredient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Where is the promise that this will do one of the following:

    1) Increase battery capacity 1000 times, finally making electric cars practical?
    2) Solve so-called anthropogenic global warming?
    3) Silence non-liberal points of view?

    Without one of these three promises, it is not a proper slashdot summary.

  5. Re:4th Phase of Water by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every German knows that the fourth phase of water is Dutch tomatoes.

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