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World Cities Go Dark For 'Earth Hour' Climate Campaign (afp.com)

An anonymous reader quotes the AFP: Earth Hour, which started in Australia in 2007, is being observed by millions of supporters in 187 countries, who are turning off their lights at 8.30pm local time in what organisers describe as the world's "largest grassroots movement for climate change"... In Paris, the Eiffel Tower plunged into darkness as President Emmanuel Macron urged people to join in and "show you are willing to join the fight for nature". "The time for denial is long past. We are losing not only our battle against climate change, but also our battle against the collapse of biodiversity," he said on Twitter. Moscow's Red Square also fell dark and the Russian section of the International Space Station dipped its lights, the Ria Novisti news agency said... UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said the event "comes at a time of huge pressure on people and planet alike. Resources and ecosystems across the world are under assault. Earth hour is an opportunity to show our resolve to change."
Other landmarks "going dark" include the Empire State Building in New York and the Sydney Opera House, as well as the harbour skylines of Hong Kong and Singapore.

141 comments

  1. No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I will mine for Bitcoin instead. This should completely negate all the power Paris is saving.

    1. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I celebrated by venting 2 gallons of Freon into the atmosphere.

  2. why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just turn all of the lights off at dusk*, and leave them that way until dawn? Should save a bit more, I would think.
    *Except, of course, during daylight savings where we do it all an hour earlier.

    1. Re:why not... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      AC Most nations are more advanced than that and have had fully working power grids for decades.
      The lights come on and skilled people can do productive work at night.
      Having light allows useful work to be done all over a normal nation all night. Jobs that support exports, sport, hobbies, music, art, culture, farming, transport.
      Having light allows shift workers to work and an advanced normal nation to be ready for the next day.
      Products and services are then all ready for the next morning.
      Darkness all night would remove a lot of very normal productivity and the advanced nation would become a third world nation.
      Only having the option to move around during the day would stop an entire shift of night time productivity.
      Most normal nations would want more jobs every day and night. Not finding ways of stopping all useful work for hours.

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    2. Re:why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The loudest supporters of making changes to improve the environment tend to ignore the impact of the proposed changes would have in entire world. If people really want to propose a plan of action to help the environment than implement population controls. We can't keep adding a billion people a year across the world. The planet doesn't have an infinite amount of resources but the population still grows. As resources diminish than the fight over the resources will be epic.

    3. Re:why not... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      We can't keep adding a billion people a year across the world. The planet doesn't have an infinite amount of resources but the population still grows. As resources diminish than the fight over the resources will be epic.

      Malthus' dire predictions of impending overpopulation-caused disaster keep failing year after year, decade after decade, as our technology and science advances keep enabling us to support ever more people.

      I believe the same is true regarding changes to climate. We will simply become more technically and scientifically advanced, allowing us to mitigate any potential climate-related problems.

      This shutting off of a few lights is just virtue-signalling.

      Strat

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    4. Re:why not... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      We can't keep adding a billion people a year across the world.

      Lucky for us we've never managed to add a billion people a year, eh?

      More like a billion more every 12 (or so) years...

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  3. Looked outside. by EzInKy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All my cities lights are still on. Doesn't seem to be an "all" thing to me.

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    1. Re:Looked outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember 'earth day' in the mid 80s. They built a huge globe and painted it up like the earth. All of the students swung by to toss in recyclable items. All well and good.

      Then 15 years later I was driving by a garbage dump. Lo and behold what was sitting there? The globe. Partially crushed but the paints looking as if it had just been built.

      That was the day I learned in our rush to look good we can do more harm.

    2. Re:Looked outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a stupid thing anyway.
      It is all about being part of something instead of doing any actual difference.
      A lot of countries have carbon neutral power generation to turning off the lights doesn't actually do jack shit for them, except they make people start to light up candles that aren't emission free.

      If you instead of doing the Earth hour thing sleeps in one minute extra every day you save six times as much energy on lighting.
      Turn off the lights one minute earlier too and you are up to twelve times.

      Heck, try to get a full 8 hours sleep for your health instead of your current 6 or whatever you do and you will have a larger impact than your entire street during Earth hour.

      You don't save Earth in a one hour event, you do it by changing your lifestyle.

    3. Re:Looked outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not over here either, but all street lamps are going LED. The light quality is much better, I can see much better, and they save power and are cheaper.

    4. Re: Looked outside. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Indeed. If those lights could be turned off, they didn't need to be on in the first place.

    5. Re:Looked outside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here - nothing in the news even (Clean Green BS NooZeelund). All lights on. Even the spotlight-into-the-sky sect's beam. :( Light pollution at its best.

  4. What a bunch of knobs. by SensitiveMale · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm going to go idle my car for an hour with the doors open and the air conditioning on.

    If these "intellectuals" want to help the planet, they should go jerk off rather than procreate.

    1. Re:What a bunch of knobs. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm going to go idle my car for an hour with the doors open and the air conditioning on.

      That'll sure show them libs what's what.

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    2. Re:What a bunch of knobs. by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Here's to hoping your altruism provides a walking man an upgraded method of travel.

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    3. Re:What a bunch of knobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fucking poser.

      Idle? A car? For an hour? What, you might use a whole liter of gasoline? (That's a quarter of a gallon in case you were wondering.)

      If you really wanted to make a point you'd drive as fast as possible for an hour. With the windows down. And the AC blasting.

      Fucking rubes and hicks in the fly-over states. Always doing things half-assed. And then complain because people think they're rubes and hicks.

      Jesus, stop acting like rubes and hicks. (E.g. don't vote for Trump.) Then maybe we'll stop thinking of you as rubes and hicks.

      I mean seriously. If you want to burn the planet down, don't go off all half cocked. Do it fucking right for Christ's sake. Get a Chevy or Ford one-ton dually and drive it 90 mph with the AC blasting and the windows down. I'm sure you can get 'er down to three, or maybe two mpg if you try real hard.

      WTF man.

    4. Re:What a bunch of knobs. by DaHat · · Score: 2

      He'd at least be getting something out of the energy use compared to earth hour... which, if you believe CO2 is a threat, leads to more CO2 in the atmosphere without associated benefit.

      Hear me out... when you think about how most of our energy in this country is produced, it's not simply plugging in a storage medium into the electrical line, but instead the transformation of the chemical properties of coal or gas, or relying on the radioactive properties of fissile material to heat water & create steam... which then gets run through turbines to generate electricity.

      When demand on the power grid takes a sudden turn, they can't quickly turn down the heat on the generation of steam (without causing them a longer & more expensive startup). You can adjust the properties of a nuclear reactor to slow the process more quickly by comparison, but given ~60+% of our power comes from fossil fuels (https://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=427&t=3), it means that how it handles the drop in load is more impactful.

      What do you do when you've a coal or gas powered plant which is suddenly producing too much energy? You can only store so much steam (which builds pressure), and you don't want to simply extinguish the fire (because re-firing a burn is amazingly expensive carbon wise, they don't just set a match to the coal, but get it started with a good bit of fuel oil). Your easiest option... is to dump the excess stream in a way that it will not go through turbines to generate electricity... effectively meaning that the carbon releasing burning that that went into generating the dumped steam... was wasted.

      Source: an uncle of mine spent several decades running power plants at a multi-state power co-op... and each year at earth hour chuckles at the needless release of carbon by those who are trying to lower it... and he doesn't subscribe to the anthropomorphic theory on global warming.

    5. Re:What a bunch of knobs. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      when you think about how most of our energy in this country is produced, it's not simply plugging in a storage medium into the electrical line, but instead the transformation of the chemical properties of coal or gas, or relying on the radioactive properties of fissile material to heat water & create steam... which then gets run through turbines to generate electricity.

      When demand on the power grid takes a sudden turn

      That has nothing to do with his plan, which has nothing to do with electricity or the grid or turbines. Here is what the owner of libs is planning to do:

      I'm going to go idle my car for an hour with the doors open and the air conditioning on.

      We can only hope that he does this in an enclosed garage. That would definitely own the libs.

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    6. Re: What a bunch of knobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conservatives are good at virtue signaling to themselves. Helps them keep an erection.

  5. Complete idiocy. by Chas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Let's not do/buy "X" on this day/hour/etc."

    Yay! Accomplishes NOTHING.

    All they're doing is stress testing the grid's ability to cope with increased demand when everything comes back up.

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    1. Re:Complete idiocy. by ELCouz · · Score: 1

      Agree... this prove nothing and create a potential grid instability/failure.

      But, oh boy, tree huggers are happy right now!

    2. Re:Complete idiocy. by AHuxley · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The important people who get to travel from international city to another important city can then
      enjoy the virtue signalling about what they made their city do.
      That their city was part of a global effort to go back to the dark ages. To make nations be like some third world nation.
      Just the first step in getting large groups of people political active.
      Finding out who can sway politics and make a city not support a normal service.
      The first event is for nature, something that is easy to get support for.
      The next part will be party political.

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    3. Re:Complete idiocy. by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Accomplishes NOTHING.

      Except producing one of the best and most wide spread global awareness campaigns to energy wasting in history.

      It's like people chaining themselves in front of an oil pipeline construction. They don't do it because they think they have any chance of preventing the construction, they do it because their message will be in the evening news.

    4. Re:Complete idiocy. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1, Informative
      So the result was we sent in armed police and ran all the hippies off. Unfortunately for the local wildlife they polluted the whole area with human waste (shit and piss), and left literally tons of plastic garbage laying about. Oh and delayed construction enough that trains carrying said oil, that could have been sent through the pipeline instead, derailed not once, not twice, but twelve times dumping a halve a million gallons of crude oil on the ground.

      Good job hippies. You did the exact opposite of what you hoped to accomplish.

    5. Re:Complete idiocy. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You have it all backward!

      All they're doing is stress testing the grid's ability to cope with increased demand when everything comes back up.

      No, they are stressing the grids ability to cope with a sudden drop in demand when everything is switched off.

      Sigh, do you guys never learn: the demand changes go both ways?

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    6. Re:Complete idiocy. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      As if the grid operators would not read newspapers and new in advance about it ...
      I guess the switch off the lights thing did not even drop power demand by 10%

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    7. Re:Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they may not be allowed to do anything by law, unless there is an emergency declared.

    8. Re:Complete idiocy. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      re "they do it because their message will be in the evening news.."
      Really smart people make computer art about the news. Evening news get turned into fake news. All from the comfort of a computer making a funny picture.
      The evening news is not trusted and the pipeline construction is approved.
      The advisors have moved to get past any larger Vietnam war style protests getting "news" at any one location.
      The protest that thought it had the optics to get on the news got turned into a funny meme online about the news.

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    9. Re:Complete idiocy. by Chas · · Score: 1, Troll

      Funny. There are already myriad ways of coping. The most draconian of all being dumping power to ground.

      So, a campaign devoted to stopping the wasting of power is inciting...the wasting of power...

      BRAVO!

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    10. Re: Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it accomplishes is raising awareness...evidenced by your selecting the article, reading it..and commenting on it. Which is exactly the reason things like this are done.

    11. Re:Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There wasn't enough of a blackout to cause any stress...just a token showing from some places that are at full power 365 days a year.

    12. Re: Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, from what I've seen of observed load from previous times, barely does anything to grid load.
      Coronation Street's first ad break, now that tests the grid (kettles all turning on at same time).

    13. Re:Complete idiocy. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 2

      Accomplishes NOTHING.

      Except producing one of the best and most wide spread global awareness campaigns to energy wasting in history.

      By wasting more energy in various more-harmful manners, don't forget that.

      There's also the research that shows that people tend to feel that their part has been done by participating in an awareness campaign--which means that once people are generally aware of the problem, they do more harm than good, especially if done with no particular goal than to raise awareness, the equivalent of a fire department that doesn't do a thing more than let everybody know that a place is on fire. (I've had at least one run-in with an awareness campaign that seemed to run on the magical belief that if they got everybody aware of the problem, it'd somehow go away, given that they didn't even try to direct you towards things you could do to help other than raise awareness. Unsurprisingly, magical thinking continues to not work.)

    14. Re: Complete idiocy. by Chas · · Score: 1

      If you think people aren't "aware" in this climate of 24x7x365 "Lecturetainment"...

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    15. Re:Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crude oil comes from the ground. So also, it has returned to the ground. Such is the will of the life-mother!

    16. Re:Complete idiocy. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I didn't say their end game had forethought, just that they were hoping to be in the news. And they were.

    17. Re:Complete idiocy. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      By wasting more energy in various more-harmful manners, don't forget that.

      Reminds me of the people driving their cars to reach protests against oil. The short term doesn't need to make sense when the long term goal is in mind.

      especially if done with no particular goal than to raise awareness

      That I agree with. A world of protests have been horrible for the environment long term. But raising awareness about how much we waste electricity for no reason isn't done without a particular goal. It's truly jarring to see the number of commerical buildings that leave all their lights on when absolutely no one is in the office. Whether by earth hour or otherwise people are starting to think about it now. Even my own newly moved office, one of the first things they installed was timed lighting. After 7pm the lights go out and minimum emergency lighting stays on. If you need to work late, there's a button in every room that will give you an hour more light.

    18. Re:Complete idiocy. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I wish slashdot had a thumbs-up button!

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    19. Re: Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I turned on all lights and a 1.5 kW heater during that hour to keep the load on the grid balanced.
      Then at 9:30, I shut it all off to the usual load.

      I also sent the earthhour website a nastygram telling them what idiots they are.
      Electricity and lighting are a great blessing to modern humans, and I am not going backwards, and neither should the poor of the world.

      CO2 is a minor green house gas, (water is the big one), sealevel rise is NOT accelerating, per the UNIPCC, the link of CO2 AGW to "extreme"weather is a weak one. CO2 is causing the earth to green up, increasing plant growth and crop yields.

      More die from cold weather than hot, and the temperature records are hopelessly "adjusted" for political purposes.

    20. Re:Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France is nuclear.

    21. Re:Complete idiocy. by Chas · · Score: 1

      No this was not a troll.
      FACT. Jesus...the ignorance astounds...

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    22. Re:Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree.

      Rich people broke the climate to get even richer. I don't see them paying up to fix it now.. And what are we doing, turning our f****** lights off for a couple hours to make our selves feel good. LAME.

    23. Re:Complete idiocy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish it had a "Yore stupid" button (spelled wrong on purpose) and then you and Chas could both get +9000:Retarded karma

  6. who are turning off their lights at 8.30pm local by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 0

    Just so y'know, I open up the doors, crank up the HV or AC and the stereo, and turn ON every light I have for an hour. I wave at people as they go by.

    The only problem is that to turn the fridge light ON I have to leave the fridge door open, and my drinks get warm and the ice melts. But, the sacrifices are worth it.

    OOOOH! That's today, and RSN -- March 24, 2018, 8:30 PM. Gotta go get my 8-tracks ready.

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  7. Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the owners of the giant buildings which are taking part in the "grassroots" movement are mostly foreign...

    As of 2014 the building is owned by the Empire State Realty Trust with Anthony Malkin as Chairman, CEO, and President.[229] Details on the trust's profits are scarce, but it is known that significantly more revenue was earned from tourism than from leasing the office space in 2011.[230] In August 2016, the Qatar Investment Authority (QIA) obtained a 10% share in the Empire State Building through a $622 million investment in the Empire State Realty Trust. The trust's president John Kessler called it an "endorsement of the company's irreplaceable assets".[231] The investment has been described by the real-estate magazine The Real Deal as "an unusual move for a sovereign wealth fund", as these funds typically buy direct stakes in buildings rather than real estate companies.[232] Other foreign entities that have a stake in the Empire State Building include investors from Norway, Japan, and Australia.[231]

    http://money.cnn.com/2016/08/24/investing/empire-state-building-opec-qatar/index.html

    1. Re:Interesting... by AHuxley · · Score: 0

      The foreign owners are telling each other how they made the governments turn off power to working people.
      The foreign owners have their own grassroots of fellow business owners they listen to and like to impress.
      Making darkness and cold a new standard.

      People in the USA want their lights to stay on and their jobs at night to be supported.
      Their light, heating and cooling to work.

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  8. Earth Day too long now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we're down to Earth Hour. Why not go down to Earth minute and not care the rest of the year.

    1. Re:Earth Day too long now? by olsmeister · · Score: 0

      So we'd basically be making it similar to you and your wife's sex life?

  9. Just like the California drought... by DatbeDank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is something that will only be forced on poor people. Excuse me while I turn on every electronic device I can possibly get my hands on!

  10. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think OP was making a point on how much energy Bitcoin mining uses vs city lights.

  11. Only an hour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I turn my lights off for hours every night.

  12. Anti-intellectual garbage by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The great triumph of the human intellect has been the taming of nature to suit us. Darkness and cold were the first beasts we slayed.

    1. Re:Anti-intellectual garbage by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The great triumph of nature will be our suffering as the result of our attempts to tame it.

    2. Re:Anti-intellectual garbage by AHuxley · · Score: 0

      Political leaders like the dark and cold. Its their natural habitat.
      Now we all have to join them in the cold and dark for some reason.

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    3. Re:Anti-intellectual garbage by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      The great triumph of nature will be our suffering as the result of our attempts to tame it.

      I'm sure we would all chuckle if we had a full view of the creature comforts you're enjoying that allow you the time and comfort to freely make silly little posts like this.

      If you're truly concerned we're burdening poor Mother Earth too much with our meaningless existence, the Bloodhound Gang wrote a song just for you.

    4. Re:Anti-intellectual garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the matter in your own hand. As you might know some people are vegetarian except for eating the game or poultry they killed themselves. So, to keep your hot tubs, excessive heat in bedrooms, AC that makes sneeze and light pollution outdoors and in some trendy or new stores : get your ass up and go kill an Arab!

    5. Re:Anti-intellectual garbage by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Human suffering today is the lowest it has ever been in history, since the Dawn of Man. Sounds like someone's been lying to you. But why? Have you given it any critical thought?

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    6. Re:Anti-intellectual garbage by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I wasn't a total hypocrite, or even that I am a greenie (I'm not, I reduce my electricity usage only to reduce my monthly bill). Just pointing out that human superiority isn't a thing. Nature will fuck us right up, and me doing my bit* isn't going to change a damn thing.

      *And this thinking is the reason why we as a species will fail.

      **Posted from my energy saving iPad... while my desktop computer sits across the room idling away without even the screen off.

  13. I'm doing my part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to ask for paper bags today instead of plastic. Normally I request plastic bags because I can reuse them a few times and not have to spend $7 on a box of Glad and Ziplock trashbags, but Il'l make this sacrifice to save the Earth. Poor thing.

  14. Tonite we're going to party by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Like it's 700AD!!! Woo-Hoo!!!

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  15. Symbols don't matter as much as actions by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is a tiny blip in total energy use. Long-term changes, both in personal behavior and systemic society aspects needs to occur. Individuals can use more public transit, eat less meat, not keep the heat up really high in winters, etc. But personal changes are not enough. If one wants to help directly with helping reducing CO2 production then donating to solar and wind charities is the best bet. For solar, the best two seem to be Everybody Solar https://www.everybodysolar.org/ (which gets solar panels for non-profits like museums and homeless shelters), and the Solar Electric Light Fund https://self.org/ which gets solar panels for people in developing countries. I'm not 100% sure on an ideal charity for wind, but one good one is the New England Wind Fund https://www.massenergy.org/the-wind-fund . Finally, if one wants to directly reduce CO2 in the short-term, then the best bet is simply directly donating to Cool Earth https://www.coolearth.org/. In terms of maximum reduction of CO2 per a dollar, Cool Earth is unambiguously the best so if one wants to engage in carbon offsets that's best. A typical American lifestyle can offset their entire yearly carbon budget for about $500 (this won't be the case indefinitely though, as if Cool Earth gets more than about another order of magnitude of funding, the diminishing marginal returns will be start mattering).

    1. Re:Symbols don't matter as much as actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already get my carbon indulgences directly from a low carbon family in the developing world.

    2. Re:Symbols don't matter as much as actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks in no small part to your generous contribution, rather than accepting unfavorable deals under pressure, your beneficiaries are now able simply to flare off any excess oil yielded by the pump-jacks installed on their property while negotiating for higher rates from their local energy traders!

    3. Re:Symbols don't matter as much as actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I live in Germany, I donate more than half my income to the senseless idiots who built massive windpark in Nord Sea without connecting it to the grid.We all still had to pay for virtual electricity (there grid had to buy it and we all paid for it trough the green levy on electricity). We also have legally enforced insulation of our houses so think that they rot if we don't keep windows open. Then there is the diesel nonsense - falsified (not done according to law) measurements may make diesel go away in cities - this is a bad thing because all the replacement will do is produce more CO2 and cost a fortune. You may call my donation ineffective - yet I see how effective it is on my account. So no thanx. I still think that condoms for Africa or Zika could do miracles to long term CO2 levels.

    4. Re:Symbols don't matter as much as actions by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      I could spend a large amount of time talking about how Germany has screwed up badly on climate issues including things you don't mention (e.g. turning off their nuclear plants, not putting in any grid storage when they went for renewables, etc.) But note that none of the things I suggested donating to are run by the German government, or a government in general.

  16. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just burned through half a tank and did a lot of burnouts. For fun. Grinning the whole time.

  17. So base load goes to zero and then spikes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to see a calculation of all the energy wasted on uselessly cooling steam and boilers and then the startup costs as all the power plants have to spin up again.

  18. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by rmdingler · · Score: 2

    I thought I recognized you.

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  19. And the winner is.... by blindseer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    NORTH KOREA!

    We proudly award North Korea the winner of the Earth Hour Challenge. They've shown great efforts in caring for the environment for not just sending the entire nation into darkness for an hour (except Dear Leader's palace grounds) but by doing so for the entirety of Earth Day! ... and the year. For much of the last century really.

    Next year we'll take applications for the nation that has shown the lowest carbon footprint growth for the last 50 years. This will be to mark the 50th anniversary of Earth Day coming in 2020. We know who is in the front running, don't you? Let's see who else can revert their nation into the stone age by then. We hear that North Korea is already making plans for their victory by building rockets for a massive fireworks display that no doubt will send shockwaves around the world!

    Come on America! We can't let North Korea show us how things are done! We need to lower our carbon footprint too. USA! USA! USA!

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    1. Re:And the winner is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You joke but there are plenty of people mental enough in the US to support NK style "climate action", we call them "democrats"!

    2. Re:And the winner is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be joking. Democrats are a right-wing party governed by Wall Street, and their killing a million people or so over the last decade takes a lot of military logistics. It takes a lot of fuel to ferry 50,000 tons of bomb there, 20,000 tons over there, plus making them in the first place, and then flying thousands of sorties and also to refuel Saudi warplanes dozens of times to bomb some poorer-than-Africa third-world country for years, etc.

  20. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would have been useful if this had been posted long before 20:30 EDT. I would have been happy to participate.

    But I came home at 21:00 EDT and have missed it.

    But I don't feel too bad, as I only had the porch lights on, and those are LEDs, so they weren't consuming too much.

  22. Think they missed the boat. by Charcharodon · · Score: 0
    Idiot Europeans,

    I switched over to LED lighting over 5 years ago and before that fluorescent lighting nearly 15 years ago.

    Turning off the lights in my household does diddly squat to my electrical consumption.

    Thank God too, I have two women in my household, you would think their fingers were all broken with their inability to turn off lights. Still they'd have to leave a light on for 24 hours a day for a month straight before I would notice it on the bill. About 90 hours straight before it adds 1 penny.

    That will be right up until I install the 500 watt inerty system that is going in as part of my new air condition install this fall.

    Then it will be zero and the Frenchies can eat a bag of dicks.

  23. Way to report this 56 minutes before the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This site fucking blows.

    1. Re:Way to report this 56 minutes before the fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were earth conscious, you would have known about it already.

      You fucking blow.

  24. Instead, celebrate "Human Achievement Hour" by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As an alternative to virtue signaling tonight, how how celebrating something that has made a difference in the lives of billions - Human Achievement Hour.

    The fact that across the world we have less disease, poverty, and hunger than ever before - not to mention lifespans increasing in even the poorest of countries.

    As George Carlin said, the Earth will be fine no matter what we do. Celebrate the fact that we have collectively helped humans to live better, which will in the end lead to a better environment than any useless gesture ever will - it's only when humans feel content and safe they feel free to turn their gaze away from survival and towards conservation.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re: Instead, celebrate "Human Achievement Hour" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "when humans feel content and safe they feel free to turn their gaze away from survival and towards conservation"
      Yet country after country is electing populist governments BECAUSE they do not feel safe, they feel squeezed and everything else will take a back seat until that squeeze eases up

    2. Re:Instead, celebrate "Human Achievement Hour" by JoshuaZ · · Score: 0

      One can celebrate the myriad human achievements and the progress of civilization and still recognize that our current energy consumption patterns are producing massive amounts of CO2 and methane which threaten the long-term well-being of civilization.

  25. what a joke by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    "The time for denial is long past. We are losing not only our battle against climate change, but also our battle against the collapse of biodiversity,"

    Seriously, the issue is not denial of this, but the fact that so many nations continue to grow their CO2. As long as nations are allowed to build out new coal plants, this will continue to get worse. It is only once stopping coal and then nat gas (which gives a fraction of the CO2 that coal does), that we will see CO2 go downwards.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:what a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the problem is rich countries that pollute way more than developing countries, but think they should get a free pass because they are used to it already.
      Why should a person in the US complain about Chinese person who makes half the CO2 that they do, or an Indian who makes an eighth?
      The problem is not developing countries becoming like you. It's you.

    2. Re:what a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, the problem is rich countries that pollute way more than developing countries, but think they should get a free pass because they are used to it already.
      Why should a person in the US complain about Chinese person who makes half the CO2 that they do, or an Indian who makes an eighth?
      The problem is not developing countries becoming like you. It's you.

      A deeper problem is this bizarre anthropomorphism of nations and countries. You reduce real humans to being nothing more than negligible cogs in vast machines before tackling the problem of climate change. Often, the arguments made in favour of fighting climate change focus on the well-being of the nation state, with the individual people benefitting only because the parasite needs a host.

      To me, being made a slave to some world government is a fate far, far worse than dying in an overheating world. It is better to die on one's feet than live on one's knees. I am certainly interested in maintaining/improving the environment I and my family and friends inhabit, but increased government power is not a solution to me.

      Besides, the potential for a climate change social phenomenon to consolidate political power is so great that I have to consider any "scientist" that accepts any government funding to be biased on this topic. With so little unbiased research done, I'm deeply skeptical there even is a problem. I didn't think that we were all going to get raptured in the 90s, I didn't think the Earth was going to be flooded in 2012, and I don't think it's going to boil over later this century. I'm just not into your baseless doomsday cults.

      Yes, I expect you will want to come back and cite some paper. Again, I automatically reject any paper where any of the authors has received government funding. Come up with something impartial please.

    3. Re:what a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deniers gunna deny.

      Switching to cheaper solar makes you a slave!! Fight the man, burn coal for fun!!

  26. Nah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iâ(TM)ve just decided to fire up a doen air search lights at that time.

  27. Un-Murican by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    This is an un-Murican thing to do. To think of the consequences of one's actions and to reduce consumption. Those traitors!

    --
    Debate is a form of harassment. Do not question my truth.
    1. Re:Un-Murican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And look how well the opposite (being a self-righteous insufferable dildo) has accomplished for you! We all admire and look up to you!

  28. Why Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is that most people on Slashdot have nothing good to say? As I heard someone say, "Who pooped in your cereal?"

    How about, this is an interesting campaign that brings light to real issue? (Pun not intended.) Yes, there is a lot of work to be done and turning off lights for 1 hour does not in of itself solve the issue. No one is pretending that it does. However, yup, I went ahead and left my lights off for an hour and enjoyed watching the beautiful snow come down with my wife.

    1. Re:Why Slashdot? by AHuxley · · Score: 0

      The dark and cold is something most advance nations and cultures have worked hard to make better with electric power.
      Working people pay part of their wage to ensure the power stays on.
      Normal people in advanced nations don't want to return to the dark and cold for party political reasons.

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  29. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember. Earth day is next month.

  30. This is dangerous nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stopping using power doesn't help a darn as the power companies are still producing it!
    Worse than that since it has no where to go, it can damage the power infrastructure.

    You may end up in the dark for a lot longer than an hour if you participate in this nonsense

    1. Re:This is dangerous nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stopping using power doesn't help a darn as the power companies are still producing it!
      Worse than that since it has no where to go, it can damage the power infrastructure.

      You may end up in the dark for a lot longer than an hour if you participate in this nonsense

      If you had a serious comment, I might have tried to seriously reply. However, since it wasn't, this came to mind (from Billy Madison):

      "Everyone is now dumber"
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

  31. Meaningful by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 2

    The worlds cities should do something meaningful like turn off half the streetlights all the time. The reduction in light pollution would be an added bonus.

    1. Re:Meaningful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then we can have twice as many Uber fatalities, great idea.

    2. Re: Meaningful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An added bonus.

    3. Re:Meaningful by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Some cars have headlights.

  32. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Itâ(TM)s actullay a myth that black people have bigger penises. Asians on the other hand, they do have smaller penises.

  33. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by IDrinkFatCashews · · Score: 0, Troll

    Again, don't buy into the lies. The methods used to measure are usually inadequate, and they almost always measure ONLY LENGTH. Two much more useful metrics should be employed instead

    1. Erect penis effective volume
    2. Erect penis median girth

    These are statistically much better predictors of pleasuring a woman.

  34. you're a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How surprising anti China windbourne is only anti CO2 when China makes it, not when first world countries make it.

    1. Re: you're a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windy did not mention china. You did. Why do you dick breaths not give a single thought to what you do? Mao called. He needs a quickie.

    2. Re: you're a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11689883&cid=56047807
      Windy not only always mentions China, he singles it out almost every time. You clearly didn't look very hard.

  35. Shivering in the Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good metaphor for "green" policies.

  36. Lights out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For virtue signalling!

  37. Glow ball wumming has been canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glow ball wumming has been canceled due to non-deniers
    wrapping themselves up in warm blankets each night due
    to cold weather nights.

    During night, it is 10 degrees average colder than day time
    and stays cold for 10 hours no end.

    Waaa! Waaaa! wwwaaaaaaaa!!

    Glow ball cooling is oppressing me each night!!!

    So glow ball wumming doesn't work in the night
    and only works when the Sun comes out?
    So 50% of the time, glow ball wamming doesn't exist?

    Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!

    As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up
    average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums
    down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.

    Climate is changing every hour!

    Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.

    Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?

  38. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ, Chris... Do you ctrl-f for your stupid name in every story?

    Talk about malignant narcissism!

  39. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

    Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

    Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

    Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

    Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

    Don't let it happen again!

  40. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait until creimer buys Slashdot for mere pennies. Announcement coming soon.

  41. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Team Creimer,

    I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has ~375 millions views, that should make you salivate!

    I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

    Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

    My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

    Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

    Love XX,

    --
    -Granny

  42. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not creimer.

    I am creimer adopted sister you noob creimertard!

    Note that we don't exactly look alike!

    Don't believe me?

    Here is my Jessica Christine Reimer twitter account:

    https://twitter.com/jessicacre...

    Our folks used to call us Chris & Chris, you noob!

  43. Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, creimer is already busy with too many affiliate link programs.

    creimer would accept the mascot position although if pay is more than 5$ an hour, which is much more than creimer does collecting second hand lottery tickets.

    creimer would save the puffer con with costume charge and creimer would look more like a puffer than this guy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    As long as creimer can still collect second hand lottery tickets while acting as mascot you got deal.

  44. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frustrated creimer wants to buy /.?

    Here are some Creimer's posts from his account that was blocked and renamed by Slashdot management:

    "Nah... I just do it to piss off my trolls and make coffee money off of them."
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    "Which doesn't violate the Slashdot TOS. If you got a problem with that, take it up with management."
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    This year I've posted ~4,000 comments.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    We have different priorities. You want to climb the corporate ladder. I want to own the corporate ladder.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    My employers don't care about what my Slashdot trolls think. Now go off and lick your balls somewhere else.
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

  45. Are you blind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you knew windy, you know he means China. He's been going on about it for years. China is building coal. China is building coal in other countries. If only China stopped building coal. etc etc. Every time people tell him America is far worse per capita than China even with all that coal, he tries to deny it. Even when China's coal use has been decreasing for those same few years he still won't see the truth.

    Let me guess, you also produce much more CO2 than a Chinese person, but because you are an entitled asshole it's all ok.

    1. Re:Are you blind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a fuck what an asshole like you thinks. Dude, looking at windy's postings, it is obvious that you are nothing but a stalker who probably is paid. And yes, China is fucking up the world with their pollution. It is assholes like you that are making it worse by defending it. So, shut the fuck up.

    2. Re:Are you blind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly as predicted, you're an entitled asshole who pollutes much more than most people in the world, but it's always they other guy who is the problem. If China is fucking up the world, America is doing it more than twice as much.

  46. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris' case is getting worse, he spends all day replying to himself as AC on /. and now youtube:(

    The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

    For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

    Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

    Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

    For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

    IMPORTANT UPDATE:
    Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
    http://www.keynamics.com/image...

    Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

    Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

    To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

    The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

    Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

    I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
    http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

    Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
    http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

    But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

    Thank You dear users,
    ---
    Nancy Guerrero
    Director
    Special Education
    Santa Clara County Office of Education

  47. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strange. How do you plan to do this when "I leave Slashdot for YouTube and the Creimertards are lashing out at everyone. SAD!"???

    Chris, your multiple personalities are each more repulsive, baffling, and idiotic than the other.

  48. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris, your multiple personalities are each more repulsive, baffling, and idiotic than the other.

    You're too stupid to realize that Chris isn't the only person trolling you. We are legion, motherfucker!

  49. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CROFLOL!

    creimer has already managed to cluster fuck on youtube and creimer youtube channel already begins to look like slashdot where he is the big cremy-dumpty!

    Here is one user comment about creimer on creimer youtube channel (calling creimer stupid):

    once again another youtuber looking stupid like i said i got the email from registration confirming his was coming youtube is fake news.?

    Then creimer replies:

    C.D. Reimer
    C.D. Reimer
    12 hours ago (edited)
    If you think I look stupid now, wait until you see my next video as I retrace what happened.

    1) The Daily Beast comes out with a detailed article describing Stan Lee's troubles.
    2) Stan Lee cancels ComicCon Asia in Manila (third consecutive comic con cancellation).
    3) Stan Lee's profile and ticket listings are taken down from SVCC website without explanation, which was what happened when Jeff Goldblum cancelled.
    4) No confirmation or denial from SVCC for a whole week, rumors and speculation run rampant.
    5) Stan Lee's Facebook video was his first public communication since late February.

    If you want to scream fake news, complain to the SVCC organizers who pulled Stan Lee's profile (still missing) and ticket listings, refused to communicate about what was going on their own Facebook page, and had to get Stan Lee to save their asses from the problems that they created.?

    CROFLOL!
    CROFLOL! CROFLOL!

    Just like slashdot! : complain to management, I ain't resposible for my own fuck-ups, still keep on clicking on my links although, etc. etc.
    --
    Balena!

  50. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

    For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

    Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

    Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

    For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

    IMPORTANT UPDATE:
    Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
    http://www.keynamics.com/image...

    Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

    Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

    To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

    The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

    Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

    I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
    http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

    Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
    http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

    But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

    Thank You dear users,
    ---
    Nancy Guerrero
    Director
    Special Education
    Santa Clara County Office of Education

  51. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C.D. Reimer
    12 hours ago (edited)
    If you think I look stupid now, wait until you see my next video as I retrace what happened.

    Hey creimer! So, you promise to look even more stupid in your next video? OK, I'll watch it then.

    Also, I see "12 hours ago (edited)" above. You must enjoy the edit functionality allowing you to re-arrange your reality at will, you delusional fucktard!

  52. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey creimer! So, you promise to look even more stupid in your next video? OK, I'll watch it then.

    If you want a debate with creimer, why don't you comment on his videos. He's very responsive and more throughful there than here.

    Also, I see "12 hours ago (edited)" above. You must enjoy the edit functionality allowing you to re-arrange your reality at will, you delusional fucktard!

    Like deleting your comment and banning your sorry ass? I'm sure he enjoys that a lot.

  53. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at you, a grown man posting on an internet tech site about black dude's dicks, which you are evidently obsessed with.

    Just kill yourself mate.

  54. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris, no one else in the universe is on the side of a shit moth making terrible videos. Much like in real life, you have no friends here either.

  55. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're trolls, motherfucker. I say Chris, you shit on Slashdot. People are tired of your creimer fixation.

  56. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " People are tired of your creimer fixation."

    No one is interested in you, your stupid videos, your idiotic thoughts, or anything about you, really.

  57. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Announcement coming soon."

    Announcement, like "A homeless man was arrested this morning in San Jose after store owners complained about a large shit-moth rooting through the garbage looking for scratched lottery tickets."

    Like that?

  58. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you want a debate with creimer, why don't you comment on his videos."

    If you're asking a question, why don't you put a question mark at the end.

    "He's very responsive and more throughful there than here."

    Hmmm. Is that a description for your soft, liquid-like yogurt stools?

  59. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, two things you know nothing about: erect penises, and pleasuring women. But, playing the first second of your latest fecal feast over and over by pressing 0, I get a good idea of how you can pleasure an erect penis!

    No teeth too! BONUS!

  60. earth day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    faggots posturing

  61. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL! Why don't you just stop posting on slashdot?
    You're your own worst enemy Chris, all in the same post you make a thinly disguised attempt fool your troll into helping you "game the youtube algorithm" and get some comment activity on your videos.

    Next line you make it abundantly clear that even though you're here trolling and antagonizing slashdot in hopes of getting people to visit your youtube.... you will not tolerate anything except perfect behavior in your comments. Oh yeah pissed off people will flock to your youtube channel, fall in love with the quality content and suddenly become well behaved subscribers. Totally unrealistic expectations. I specifically don't troll your videos or shit up the comments because it would be unfair and possibly even harassment to chase you all over the internet when all I want is for you to behave here.

    For extra chuckles I imagine we've cloned you and set your doppleganger loose on the comment sections of your youtube video, shit talking, spamming, self promoting, and shit posting. You wouldn't tolerate your own behavior from another person for a second.

  62. Re: Were you born a natural asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Practically an open invitation to shitpost all over his videos.
    If he got what he wanted he'd start screaming to anyone who listens that we're harassing him.