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Flat-Earther's Steam-Powered Rocket Lofts Him 1,875 Feet Up Into Mojave Desert (latimes.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Los Angeles Times: "Mad" Mike Hughes, the rocket man who believes the Earth is flat, propelled himself about 1,875 feet into the air Saturday before a hard landing in the Mojave Desert. He told the Associated Press that outside of an aching back he's fine after the launch near Amboy, Calif. The launch in the sparsely populated desert town about 150 miles east of Los Angeles -- was originally scheduled in November. It was scrubbed several times due to logistical issues with the Bureau of Land Management and mechanical problems that kept popping up. The 61-year-old limo driver converted a mobile home into a ramp and modified it to launch from a vertical angle so he wouldn't fall back to the ground on public land. For months he's been working on overhauling his rocket in his garage. It looked like Saturday might be another in a string of cancellations, given that the wind was blowing and his rocket was losing steam. Ideally, they wanted it at 350 psi for maximum thrust, but it was dropping to 340. Sometime after 3 p.m. PDT, and without a countdown, Hughes' rocket soared into the sky. Hughes reached a speed that Stakes estimated to be around 350 mph before pulling his parachute. Hughes was dropping too fast, though, and he had to deploy a second one. He landed with a thud and the rocket's nose broke in two places like it was designed to do.

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  1. And then a hero comes along by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 61-year-old limo driver converted a mobile home into a ramp and modified it to launch from a vertical angle so he wouldn't fall back to the ground on public land. For months he's been working on overhauling his rocket in his garage.

    This dude is a fucking inspiration.

    "Mad" Mike Hughes, I salute you.

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    1. Re:And then a hero comes along by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did he prove that the earth is flat?

      That doesn't matter. None of the flat earth stuff matters. Columbus thought he was sailing to India.

      "Mad" Mike Hughes embodies the real American spirit. He had a dream and he put his life on the line for it and shot himself into the air on a homemade goddamn rocket. It's the unifying concept of Westward, Ho! except he was already in California and couldn't go West any more, so he turned a goddamn mobile home into a goddamn launch pad.

      Jesus, if you guys can't see how magnificent that is, your souls have been hollowed out.

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    2. Re:And then a hero comes along by Mr0bvious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But did it really happen?

      There were lots of videos and witnesses to his previous cancelled/failed launches.

      This successful launch has no video (that's been shared) and scant witnesses.

      So far it's a cool story without any evidence, not even a photo of the landed craft.

      My bullshit meter it push that needle pretty hard right now.

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    3. Re:And then a hero comes along by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know he's crazy but he does seem to have some skills.

      I mean, right? He's 61 goddamn years old. Most 61 year olds' biggest concern is an enlarged prostate and their blood sugar levels. This crazy bastard is trying to launch himself into space from the roof of a mobile home. I cannot understand how I'm maybe the only one here who can see how truly wonderful this is.

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    4. Re:And then a hero comes along by jrumney · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, he went up 1875 feet and the Earth still looked flat from there, as anyone who has been to the top of a moderately sized hill can tell you.

    5. Re:And then a hero comes along by saloomy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand, 1900ft? There are buildings taller than that! Why the expense of a rocket? Why not go get on a hot air ballon? The rides are like $40....

    6. Re: And then a hero comes along by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't believe him. He knows the Earth isn't flat, only a gibbering idiot believes that nonsense and this guy obviously has some logical ability to do what he did. The kind of people that believe this crap are good at watching TV and that's about it. He is a Troll. A really good one too.

    7. Re:And then a hero comes along by robbak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He didn't believe in science like, for instance, classical mechanics, so was unable to calculate that he would only reach 600 meters. He believed his rocket would take him to space.

      I fully expect that he will claim that he has proven that the earth is flat, because he would not have been able to see earth's curvature from only 600 meters, unless he wanted to.

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    8. Re: And then a hero comes along by Balial · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But proving the earth was flat wasn't his original intention at all. He was trying to build this rocket for ages, then realized he could get the funding from flat earthers because they are dumb, so drummed up a bunch of interest and cash saying he could prove the earth was flat.

      So yeah, some guy grifting stupid people for his own silly endeavors. The american dream.

    9. Re:And then a hero comes along by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I don't understand, 1900ft? There are buildings taller than that! Why the expense of a rocket? Why not go get on a hot air ballon? The rides are like $40...."

      What's so difficult to understand?

      It's not rocket science, the guy is nuts.

    10. Re: And then a hero comes along by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Iâ(TM)m not actually convinced this guy is a flat earthed, just an attention seeker looking for an audience

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    11. Re: And then a hero comes along by tigersha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Columbus was taking a shot into the unknown. This guy is not.

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    12. Re: And then a hero comes along by tigersha · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He was unarmed for one . You should be ashamed of yourself

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    13. Re:And then a hero comes along by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Being an attention whore is the real American spirit?
      Sounds about right, come to think about it.

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    14. Re: And then a hero comes along by haruchai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to worry, Trump will reward Hughes by appointing him head of NASA

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    15. Re: And then a hero comes along by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pitched as a flat earth screed, no it doesn't belong here.

      Pitched as a private individual creating a rocket out of his mobile home, and following through? That's almost the definition of what this site used to be all about. I only hope that in my entire life I do something equally amazing, but I doubt it.

      I wouldn't ever encourage it though, this is a really good way to get yourself killed, and he seemed to be well aware of it.

    16. Re:And then a hero comes along by Dorianny · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Because he is a want-to-be daredevil that just wanted some free publicity for his stunt.

      Some nobody pulling a stunt on a oversized bottle-rocket might make the local news, but someone trying to prove the earth is flat on a homemade rocket, now that's national front-page news.

      Nothing difficult to understand

    17. Re: And then a hero comes along by hai_Priesty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seconded. To create a rocket of - despite of his obvious flaws in reasoning - from scratch out of sheer determination and with enough quality to launch at 350 mph is a great triumph for the man and also small triumph of the human spirit.

      I've thought that 99% probability that he's an attention troll / fraudster when he cancelled previous rocket launch. I'm pleasantly surprised he followed through.

    18. Re: And then a hero comes along by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He doesn't think the earth is flat. He thinks he wanted to ride a homemade rocket. He tried other funding sources before suddenly deciding that the earth must be flat and getting flat-earthers to sponsor his toy.

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  2. Re:That's what I was going to say by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would vote for a guy because he showed the wherewithal to build a steam rocket and survive it? This is your job interview for political representation?

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  3. I question his motivation by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He went up 570 meters. Five hundred seventy meters.

    For comparison: A Sopwith Camel, an airplane of the first world war, from a hundred years ago, had a service ceiling of about 5,791 meters. Approximately ten times the altitude this goofball reached. If his goal was to prove flat earth, he sure chose a poor way. ANY plane he could build out of plywood and cloth (like aforementioned Camel, which was not that much more than exactly this) would take him higher.

    And since he obviously is not dumb (another reason why I can't picture him as a flat earther), my conclusion is that he's trolling flat earthers and duping them into giving him money for his stunts.

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  4. Re:Units by dcw3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Last time I checked /. was an international website (besides CA/UK/AU and NZ have long finished metrication), so why do I keep seeing imperial units here?

    Last time I checked, it was an American website, owned by an American company based in NYC, and because we're imperialists.

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  5. Re:How to prove roundness without endangering him by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sigh. Really? We're going to do this?

    No they don't require travel. People couldn't travel anywhere near as simply as we can, back in the Ancient era.

    One only needs to get an answer that works only if the world is round, that's all. Stand on a cliff. See further out to sea than at the bottom of the cliff, but not to infinity (or any reasonable approximation). Ships and oil rigs and wind turbines at sea? You can't see the bottom of them, if they are far enough away. Shouldn't happen on a flat earth. You should see all of them or they should all too far away enough to see. They shouldn't have the bottoms chopped off unless the Earth is curving away from you (now, does "flat Earth" imply perfectly flat or merely a curved plane? Nobody argues that one).

    Observe an eclipse, then explain it without the Earth getting in the way. It's a disc? Really? Every eclipse (dozens a year). From every different angle? When the Moon is in all kinds of different positions? You know what object casts a disc shadow no matter which angle you look at it from? A sphere.

    And simple travel does not mean "thousands of miles". Your latitude changes everything - from shadows on the ground, to what stars are visible, and that shouldn't be true on flat-earth. Grab a telescope. Now track an object without an equatorial mount (basically an angled gear on a tripod). Arms tired from all the adjustment yet? Okay, put it on an equatorial mount but don't adjust for latitude. Watch as the objects you see drift enormously within a matter of minutes.

    Now put it on an equatorial mount that's properly set to your latitude. Watch as everything works and stays in your viewfinder. Now explain that in flat-earth terms.

    Technically there should be no difference in latitude at all on a flat-earth - why would it be heated in a band with two tropics E->W but not the same N->S? Does the Earth have a strip of parallel E->W heating elements in it? And is this Earth still circular or is it plane-flat? Because then it gets even odder (if it was circular and centrally heated, you'd expect one point on Earth to be "hottest" and distance from that to result in temperature drops all over, yes?

    Far too complex to explain for flat-earth, very simple demo for round-Earth. Explain winter. You don't need to travel to prove that the tropics exist, the equator is mean-hottest and the further North/South you go the colder it gets. You DO need to prove some mechanism for flat-earth to emulate that without being ridiculous.

    This is the sort of thing we give to kids to prove in their lunch break, much like the Egyptians, Greeks and every civilisation since has managed to do, casually, without people suddenly expressing denial of it (despite being persecuted for suggesting the Earth is not the center of the universe, etc. simultaneously), without any hi-tech tools, major travel networks, or photography.

    I don't lack the words, arguments, reasoning, explanation or capability to prove this to you. What I lack is the impetus, the motivation, and the hourly fee.

    P.S. I'm a mathematician. Unfortunately, you try to state there's no math(s) I can use in a matter of seconds to prove the earth is round. There is. But you need to know maths. I can quite happily grace you with a complete geometric analysis of things that ONLY HAPPEN ON SPHERICAL OBJECTS and then link them to things that happen on Earth. But I've avoided the maths because a) I don't get paid enough to write papers for Slashdot flat-earth commentors, b) I would be accused of "using maths, it's all just theory, you know, etc. etc." (I'd give it three comments before someone mentioned completeness, for example).

    Go out. Touch that world. Explain why a flat disc, or hyperbolic paraboloid, or plane, or anything other than a near-perfect sphere would result in that phenomenon.

    Watch as "compensation effect" takes hold and you have to change not just the shape of the Earth but the orbits of the planets, the motion of the

  6. Re:Competition is good by RNLockwood · · Score: 1, Insightful

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