'GTA V' Character Doesn't Resemble Lindsay Lohan, Court Rules (rollingstone.com)
Actress Lindsay Lohan has failed in her latest attempt to sue the maker of the video game Grand Theft Auto V. From a report: While the court said in an opinion a computer generated image may be considered a "portrait" under current state civil rights law, "the artistic renderings are indistinct, satirical representations of the style, look, and persona of a modern, beach-going young woman that are not reasonably identifiable as the plaintiff." Lohan sued GTA V publisher Take-Two Interactive in 2014 over a NPC in the game called Lacey Jonas. Players encounter her while she's hiding in an alley from the paparazzi. She describes herself as an "actress slash singer" and the "voice of a generation."
Artwork during the game's loading screens depict similar blonde women. One is wearing a red bikini and flashing a peace sign as she takes a selfie. Another wears a fedora and large sunglasses while being frisked by a female police officer. Lohan claimed developer Rockstar Games modelled the character and screens after her, using her "image, likeness, clothing, outfits, clothing line products, and ensemble in the form of hats, hairstyle, and sunglasses" without her permission.
Artwork during the game's loading screens depict similar blonde women. One is wearing a red bikini and flashing a peace sign as she takes a selfie. Another wears a fedora and large sunglasses while being frisked by a female police officer. Lohan claimed developer Rockstar Games modelled the character and screens after her, using her "image, likeness, clothing, outfits, clothing line products, and ensemble in the form of hats, hairstyle, and sunglasses" without her permission.
Payday denied!
Lawyers: "Yeah! We won!!"
Artists: "Awe man."
That's not a fedora though, it's a trilby.
I don't know why it matters whether the NPC resembles her or not. They could have made it look even more like her and it wouldn't be a case. The protections for parody are very broad, especially when directed at public figures.
"From the depths of my skeptical and rationalist soul, I ask the Lord to protect me from California touchie-feeliedom."
I didn't nail LiLo but a friend of mine did. He said she fucks like a beast, insatiable but she was so stoned and drunk that when they woke up the next morning she didn't even know where she was.
I haven't actually played the game, however, I would think that such a character would be covered as a 'political satire' even if they exactly took her image.
âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
Give me money! (or at least Vodka)
You know, she might theoretically have been right about her being the inspiration for that one character... but it seems obvious that the reason she lost is because she got greedy, and pushed the comparison much, much too far. It was the absolute pinnacle of vanity for her to try to claim that basically all of the blond females likewise had to've been "stolen" from her.
Know your limits, people. Push things too far, and you're gonna fall right off the cliff... and ain't nobody gonna try to catch you, either.
Not even close. However, looking at Ellen Page and Ellie from The Last of Us...
Irrelevant people doing irrelevant stuff. Don't give them attention. It's what they want.
sudo rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /
Lindsay Lohan doesn't even look like Lindsay Lohan anymore
Joe Walsh, for writing a song about her without permission, before she was even born.
One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
From the ruling:
"We conclude that the character depicted in the game appears to be significantly more attractive than the plaintiff."
Why can't Lindsay Lohan catch a break? It's not like she has a career anymore.
What's hilarious about the lawsuit was that the only real notable similarity was that both the character and Lindsay Lohan are complete and total fuckups. By filing the lawsuit she's essentially saying that any reference to, "an actress who can't stop doing stupid shit" could only be a reference to her.
I feel kind of bad for Lindsay Lohan, but the suit was an act of desperation. Anyone with any dignity would never have tried to make the connection...and no one else would have made it either.
I'm still so confused about what happened with GTA V.
It was as though I finished the game on my Xbox 360, and then there was a new version of the game released on the Xbox One a year later that had way more content and first-person mode.
Did I buy a beta version of the game without ever receiving the full game?
I haven't seen it in a while, but there's a pic of a model who's a dead ringer for that GTA V selfie bikini girl, and it sure as fuck isn't Lindsay Lohan. The resemblance was to complete that I had figured they based the picture off of her likeness.
Shame about Lindsay Lohan. All that acting ability gone to waste. It goes to show how hindered you can be when your parents are walking piles of shit who only ever thought of you as their meal ticket.